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Huang Tan is five years old this year. He didn't know his mother or father when he was born?who is it.But the worst thing is not this, but the little man is worried every second that he will be forgotten by his father whose memory is only one day!Because his father is a phoenix-tailed man who hasn't evolved yet!

→So...since there is no evolution, why do you have to have children before marriage? ?The emperor roared!

He doesn't like kindergarten, he doesn't like the snotty slug next to him at the table, and he doesn't like his own name. He can't name himself Locust just because his father likes to eat fish and insects the most, right? ? ?

Clenching his fists tightly, Huang Tan told himself for the ten millionth time in his heart that he wanted to grow up quickly, and then went to the household registration office to change his name. It would be more reliable to expect his father to grow up sooner than to count on his father. Some.

His father, Huang Shi, is a descendant of guppies, which were called anchovies by Chinese people in the ancient earth, so he loves to eat fish and insects the most, and what he fears the most is not cats but fishing nets, and as long as he sees a net He will tremble, so the two best weapons to restrain him are not to feed him fish and insects and scaring him with nets!

Wearing a "Silkworm Baby" hoodie, Huang Tan was carrying a small schoolbag in the shape of a "water flea" standing in front of the gate of the First Kindergarten Affiliated to the Capital Star Royal Military Academy, looking left and right. Dad didn't come, did he forget himself again? ? ?

The little man pouted unhappily, and his colorful eyes were full of anxiety. Although he had a pair of eyes with seven-color pupils, it was a pity that Uncle Jianhong said that he was born with color blindness, which was exactly the case. The world in his eyes There are only three colors of black, white and gray.

From this, he and Uncle Jianhong came to the conclusion that his father or mother is not a murloc, and there are many orcs born with colorblindness genes, such as dogs and beasts...

It's just that what is more worrying about the child Huang Tan is that if his father or mother is really a dog, how did he get his father Fengwei to conceive? (⊙o⊙)

→The process of a dog XO and a fish really made Xiaozheng so curious......

Holding the strap of the schoolbag on his shoulders with both hands, Little Curly lowers his head and lifts his feet to kick the stones under his feet. His father is a "bug lover" and has already liked bugs to the point of "forever".

All of his children's clothes are "fish and insect series", but the types of insects that fish like to eat are all reflected in the clothes in his closet, so if you want to know the appetite of murlocs, you don't need to log on to Starnet to ask new ones. Century search engine "Dad", just look at his wardrobe.

Besides, his little underwear, little socks, little hats, and little bags are naturally not let go by Huang Se, and his study stationery is Qing Yishui's "Gillopod Subclass Series", which he reads every day He's about to throw up, okay? He doesn't like eating water fleas at all, and he's not afraid of cats and fishing nets! ! !

Just when the little man was frowning, a super-extended Rolls-Royce Phantom private amphibious shuttle boat parked in the parking space in front of the gate of the first affiliated kindergarten of the Royal Military Academy, causing Huang Li to look up , I secretly praised, isn't this extended Rolls-Royce Phantom shuttle boat so cool? ? ?

And the color is Interstellar limited edition fluorescent purple!

Huang Tan was only interested in admiration, and didn't realize why he suddenly became colorblind.

The overall line of the car body in front of him is streamlined, and it is covered with a layer of halo emanating from the spar of the car body. The moment the car door opened, Huang Tan couldn't wait to tilt his head and look towards the big man inside the car door. He saw a slender and powerful The thigh slowly appeared in his sight as if deliberately slowed down.

Military boots, trousers...

Obviously it's just a student uniform of the Demacia Military Academy, how come he is as handsome as a star when he wears it on this big brother, so he has no friends?

As a disciple of Yoriel's secular aristocrats, Shin Yin-sang is naturally qualified to study in the Royal Military Academy. In Yoriel, there are three descendants of nobles who support the upper class circle. The military aristocrats are the royal nobility, followed by the religious nobility and the secular nobility. .

Those who can go to university in Demacia, no matter if they are studying biology or mecha, are basically supported by an immeasurable consortium behind them, and their respective strengths should not be underestimated.

Of course, there are many civilian children like Huang Dan who gave gifts to the principal's uncle and sneaked in through the back door.

Whether it is the end of the Earth Age NN years ago or the current Yoriel Age, where there is life, there will be corruption.

Shen Yinsheng has two reverse scales on his body, if you don't want to die, you'd better not mess with him!

First, he is not naturally cold, nor does he like to pretend to be forced to speak word by word, but because he is born stuttering!

Second, like Huang Tan, he hated his noble surname and his name, Shen Yinsheng, moans...

Why is his sister named Shen Yinzhu but he wants to be called Shen Yinsheng? ? ? ?

Even if his name is Shen Yinlin or Shen Yinzi!

So he has only one wish since he was a child. He wanted to knock open his father's head to see what kind of nerve was wrong to give him such a heaven-defying name, mother! !