Lord Shenming ran away with "dirty"

Sakakibara was startled, he raised his hand in confusion, and placed it on Dazai's forehead: "I don't have a fever, why are you just talking nonsense?"

"Worrying and worrying, why don't you take the position of leader, then all problems will be solved."

He joked from time to time, and even the hippie smile on his face was not visible, which made Sakakibara realize that he was serious.

Putting his hands down, Sakakibara sighed, and he didn't know where he gave him the illusion that he would be the leader. He waved his hands, and his rejection was obvious.

But if Dazai could be persuaded so easily, he would not be the cadre who made the enemy fearful. He has always been very assertive.

"Heisawa, if there is one, there are two. You are very clear about the character of the leader. I know that you have your goals, and you are constantly pursuing them."

"Even if you came to the port of Mafia, I'm afraid the leader promised you something, otherwise you wouldn't be involved in such a troublesome organization."

Those eyes were frighteningly bright, Sakakibara has met many people, the only one who can be compared to him is probably Ranpo, but Ranpo is guided by Fukuzawa, and accompanied by members of the detective agency.

"Dazai..."

I wanted to say something, but any words were weak, he was not Dazai, and he didn't understand the other party's feelings.

Looking back on his past, no one he met could be a guide, even the Oda Tsukuru he met recently, who is about to leave, who else can he turn to.

Is it possible to go to the leader?Although he can indeed, but thinking about his unreliable things, will it really not lead to the abyss in the end?

Dazai saw everything in Sakakibara's worried and troubled eyes, he was timid but couldn't help but yearn for such tenderness.

"I know you are worried. Seeing too clearly will only make me sink deeper and deeper, but everything is so easy. Playing stupid is also physical work."

"I can not do it."

"Me too, I don't want to know."

He stood up, the coat on his lap slipped to the ground, and he sat sideways beside Sakakibara's leg, with his hands folded slightly, and his head leaning slightly on his lap.

"Hey, Kurosawa, can you live a long time?"

"You're wrong about one thing. That's not the goal, it's trouble." Sakakibara stroked his soft hair, never revealed it, and can guess almost, should it be said that it is really him?

"If the trouble is solved and there are no accidents, yes."

Dazai closed his eyes, exposing his soft and fragile neck. Feeling the warmth from his palm, he slightly raised his head and rubbed his palm: "Then stay with me for a while until you find that thing."

"It's okay, it's just..."

"Just what?"

"Death is not the end."

Knowing how long a period of time refers to, Sakakibara couldn't help but tugged at his ears, what a greedy brat.

"So hell really exists." He pushed away Sakakibara's hand and tightly covered his ears. Smartly, he thought of monsters and guessed it immediately.

Sakakibara saw that he was not looking good sitting on the ground, picked him up, put him on the sofa that was still available, stretched out his hand to reach for the coat on the ground, wiped off the dust and threw it back on him, "Anyone in hell can do that." Offend, there is only one who cannot be offended."

"Who?" He fell straight down, lying on Sakakibara's lap, his hands still wrapped in the coat he had just received, and opened his eyes full of curiosity.

"Ghost Lamp—the assistant officer of King Yan Mo, the mastermind behind hell."

"puff."

Worried about his crazy character, he gave him a popular science in advance, but he was laughed at, and Sakakibara gave him a displeased sideways glance.

He hooked Sakakibara's hair on his shoulders and wrapped it around his fingers: "I am indeed your friend."

"Are you a kid? You still like to play with your hair."

He reprimanded him angrily, but he didn't stop him. He remembered that someone said a long time ago that children need encouragement?

"You really don't want to be the leader? You don't even think about it in the future?"

Smiling and continuing to curl his hair, Dazai returned to the original topic, obviously he did not give up.

"after?"

"The leader is not too young anymore. Compared to being kicked out, he will always give way."

"I have also considered slugs, but when I think of my allegiance to slugs, the nightmare situation is still gone."

He let go of his hair and shuddered. He seemed quite scared, and then he pointed at Sakakibara: "If you don't want to be, it depends on whether the leader will let you."

Stretching out his index finger and pushing his finger aside, Sakakibara suddenly had an idea: "Me and Chuya both have a chance, if that's the case, why can't you?"

This sentence made Dazai stunned, and then he laughed, still laughing, his whole body trembled.

"How is it possible, since I became a cadre, the leader has been staring at me, how could he agree." As he spoke, he felt bad about the thoughtful look in Uesakakibara's eyes.

"Wait, you can't be serious?" He grumbled to his feet, afraid that Sakakibara would take it seriously, "I don't want to be either."

While it's fun to watch Zhong Ye committing allegiance to himself, the slug's expression will definitely be fun when the time comes.

Stop, stop, he cannot be shaken, what if Sakakibara sees it, what should he do if he takes it seriously? Shaking his head, Dazai shakes off the extra thoughts in his head.

It's just that I can't hold back my scattered thoughts. There are only so many documents to become a cadre, and even more to be a leader.

However, he remembered that every time Mori Ogai dumped more documents to himself, then he could dump them to the slugs when he became the leader, wouldn't it be a joy every day.

"Drool is coming down."

Dazai was taken aback, of course he didn't touch the so-called saliva, it's almost like cheating a fool, how could he be fooled by being so smart.

The premise is to ignore his stiff fingers, his eyes rolled around, and he received the unfinished words from the above: "What's so good about being a leader, there are many documents and things, and you are stared at every day."

"I went to see the leader a few days ago, and I found that his hairline has moved back again."

He leaned on Sakakibara's shoulder aggrievedly, and his hair kept rubbing against his face: "You think my hair is so thick, soft and smooth, don't you see it?"

Perhaps because he was worried that Sakakibara would not give up, his heart sank and he was about to use his trump card. He raised his bangs and exposed his forehead.

"You see, I have signs now, and I dare not tell you."

"You...speak earlier."

This move successfully suppressed Sakakibara, and he took off his hand in distress, fixed his bangs, and figured out which monster products could be issued additionally, and the matter of being the leader was completely thrown out of the blue.

Seeing the success of this move, Dazai couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief. He really sacrificed too much. Fortunately, no one else saw it, and luckily he left Zhongya in advance.

Otherwise, he could have imagined that the next day, the topic of his baldness would be circulated everywhere in the Mafia building at the port.

However, why would Sakakibara believe in false things?

At this moment, he was terrified, and even wanted to take a small mirror to take a look like the leader. Don't think he didn't know that the reflection under the table was caused by the mirror.

Suppressing my desire to look in the mirror, if Sakakibara is teasing me, if I take it seriously, then I will lose.

Sakakibara patted him on the head, he didn't know what he was thinking, but his plan to make Dazai the leader was thrown into the trash can.

After the conversation came to an end, they planned to go to the eldest sister's office, and it was not good to keep Chuya waiting there alone for so long.

The two of them put on their coats, the one who puts away the water glasses puts away the water glasses, and checks their mobile phones and other things that have been left behind.

The two of them just stepped out of the office door, and saw two people's mobile phones ringing at the same time, one was slug and the other was the sound of Zhongye's text message, and it is worth mentioning that the ringtones of both of them were Zhongye's voice , I just don’t know how Dazai got it.

For a moment, the air was full of joy, Dazai jumped in front of him, he didn't bother to check the text message at all, it was because Sakakibara knew that there was only a period on it, and still sent him a text message that came right away.

The two of them had just walked to the door of Hongye's office, and the door was about to be pushed open a small crack, when they heard the voice of the elder sister coming from inside.

"Chuya, prepare well for this business trip."

"Yes, ma'am."

Immediately afterwards, Zhong Ye's puzzled voice came: "Why is the time so urgent? What happened?"

"An urgent notice from the leader."

leader?

From what he just heard, it was enough, Sakakibara thought, finally came, the plan that they had been waiting for for a long time.

You must know that it is not easy to live in fear every day. Although this description is a bit exaggerated, he is actually very leisurely every day.

With Dazai, a small intelligence expert, do you still need to inquire about information yourself?Of course it is not necessary, just wait for the information to come to your door.

Just like this time, it can be regarded as a pleasant surprise. I didn't expect Chuya's mistakes to be exchanged for fresh information.

Sakakibara politely knocked on the door, then pushed the door open and walked in, holding the apology in his hand that he asked his subordinates to take. Behind him, Dazai lowered his head, his fingers flying on the keys of the phone.

"Ah, it's a rare guest. When will I let the two of you visit me?"

Covering her face with a paper fan, the corners of her raised eyes were filled with indescribable sarcasm, Hongye knew what was going on when she saw Zhong Ye's guilty look outside the door, her simple subordinate couldn't hide what was on her mind.

But even if she knew, why couldn't she beat them, these two little bastards, she had wanted to teach them a lesson for a long time, but unfortunately she couldn't find an excuse.

No, a ready-made reason came to her door, and her lips under the paper fan evoked a bright smile.

"Elder Sister, you'll be offended if you say that."

The bag was placed neatly on the desk, and he pushed it over flatteringly. Just in case, he went to the place that sold oiled paper umbrellas and took the pattern.

"If eldest sister is not satisfied, I can find someone to customize."

He took out the patterns and asked Hongye to have a look. At the same time, he took out three boxes containing kimonos of different sizes. Since it was a visit, he had to be more prepared.

Hongye was not too polite, circled several patterns on the pattern map, touched the fabric of the kimono, closed the box with satisfaction, and brought it back to them later.

"You two boys have passed the test."

Seeing that the ultimate goal of this trip was finally achieved, Sakakibara felt relieved, knowing that the golden Yaksha was someone that even his uncle would not dare to provoke easily.

"Sister, what do you want us to do?"

"Jin wants to go to your side, and Yin, she wants to be with her brother." Hong Ye is a well-raised girl who hates iron but wants to run away.

Sakakibara hesitated for a moment, there was no suitable position for him, and he had a lot of secrets, so he didn't want someone who followed him all the time.

She also saw his hesitation, gave him a sideways look, and happily said, "Jin has changed her mind, don't worry."

"What about you, Officer Dazai?"

"Since it's her wish, I won't stop it, but she may not be able to enter Akutagawa's department."

He quickly remembered that Akutagawa's department was a guerrilla group directly under the leader, and even the internal members of Mafia at the port would have to work hard to get in.

"I see."

Hongye seemed to have a headache, thinking of the shy but stubborn little girl, she didn't know what to do.

"In this case, elder sister, let's go first."

"and many more."

She put away the paper fan, and tapped the neat paper fan on the palm of her hand, with a dangerous red light in her eyes: "Although I don't know what you little guys are planning."

"But it's best not to let the concubine know that you are planning something harmful to the port Mafia."

The chair behind her was half-backed, and the golden yaksha was looming. She seemed to recall the past, and the strength in her hand was a little out of control, and the paper fan suddenly snapped from the middle.

"The concubine will never allow it, it will change back to the past."

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Dazai: Kurosawa, if you come to be the leader, I will definitely not cause trouble.

Sakakibara: Heh, it’s a good idea, why don’t you do it!

Dazai: No, I don't want to be bald!

Sakakibara: If you don’t want to, I don’t even want to!

Dazai: That’s okay, alas.