Choose me next year, I'm super sweet

"No, I don't believe in traditional Chinese medicine. The medicine is so painful." Lin Yi gently pinched Chu Yu's neck with his fingers.

The fingertips moved to his protruding Adam's apple, and then Chu Yu lifted it up unexpectedly.

"Don't move."

Lin Yi obediently lay on Chu Yu's back, and heard Chu Yu say, "It doesn't mean it cures diseases, it just regulates the body."

"I don't need to recuperate the body." Lin Yi has a shadow of Chinese medicine. He was sick when he was a child, and his mother didn't know who introduced him to a Chinese medicine doctor. He went to grab a few pieces of medicine and cook them.

It was like a gas bomb, as if feces were boiled in the house, the whole house smelled so bad that people could not breathe, and the medicine juice was like black ink, Lin Yi drank it to death in those few days.

Chu Yu didn't say much about Lin Yi's physique and conditioning, and looked up at the sky: "The snow is getting bigger and bigger, hold me tight."

Lin Yi put his arms around Chu Yu's neck, Chu Yu walked up quickly, the wind whistling made Lin Yi's ears hurt, he shrank his neck and hid in the scarf.

In just a short distance, Chu Yu arrived at the door of the apartment.

Lin Yi looked at the ground: "Put me down."

"I'll carry you up." Chu Yu was not tired at all.

Lin Yi thumped Chu Yu's shoulder, and couldn't help laughing: "Are you training? Traveling with heavy loads? Let me down quickly."

"The amount of exercise I do is much more than this." Without saying a word, Chu Yu bypassed the elevator and walked up the stairs quickly.

Chu Yu supported him firmly with his hands, and his breathing was steady. It seemed that he was not really tired. He was not tired after walking such a long distance up the stairs with him on his back. Lin Yi could only say that Chu Yu really had a youthful physique. Excellent.

"It's not panting at all." Lin Yi was quite surprised, and he must be panting to some extent.

"Want to hear me pant?" Chu Yu couldn't help laughing.

As soon as Lin Yi heard this, he could imagine what Chu Yu could do, and quickly reached out to cover Lin Yi's mouth: "Don't breathe!"

With his palm pressed against Chu Yu's lips, Lin Yi's fingers trembled, feeling a little itchy, and he put down his hand angrily, wanting to complain.

"Chu Yu, don't always be like this." Lin Yi felt as if he was being molested every time, and felt ashamed and ashamed at the same time.

Lin Yi lowered his head a little discouraged, and buried it in Chu Yu's shoulder. He felt that the recent period of happiness was a bit unreal. He and Chu Yu seemed to have left everything behind and were only doing bad things.

"As long as you like it, don't listen to other voices." Chu Yu and Lin Yi have lived together for so long, and he still knows Lin Yi's faults roughly. .

When Lin Yi heard this, he felt that Chu Yu seemed to be saying something: "How can I like it?!"

Chu Yu glanced at him sideways and said nothing.

This look again...

Lin Yi's back immediately trembled, Chu Yu would look at him like this every time he was stubborn, and then he would suffer...

***

hammer yam

Although Lin Yi said that there is no need to adjust the body, Chu Yu still heard that yam mud is good for the body.

Slowly peel off the skin of the yam, and the white flesh of the yam is exposed. Hold the yam and stroke off the juice on it, and carefully put it into the stone mortar.

Mucus is the essence of yam, the more the better, take a rest after putting it into the stone mortar, let the yam take a breath, just like the Japanese say "I'm starting" to the food before eating.

Then take out a big stone hammer, the bigger the grinder, the finer the grinding. First, press the yam to grind it to prevent the yam from splashing. The stone hammer presses down slowly against the wall of the mortar, then lifts it up, and then slowly presses down again.

Repeat this over and over again until the yam is finely crushed, then you can mash it vigorously.

Chu Yu was holding the stone mortar, the veins on the back of his hand were bulging, and he would not feel muscle fatigue with constant force, but beads of sweat began to secrete from his forehead.

Repeatedly like this, Chu Yu could beat the yam for a long time without stopping, and the yam turned into a puddle of water in the stone mortar under the vigorous pounding.

Chu Yu stretched out his fingers to touch it, and it was sticky and wet. He was very satisfied, and started finishing work, cooking the yam for Lin Yi, who was sleeping soundly.

**

Lin Yi was lying on the bed, and Chu Yu took him to take a bath just now, and after the bath, he was no longer sleepy.

He took out his phone and checked the time. It was already 11:30, and his head was resting on Chu Yu's arm.

Chu Yu put his other arm around him and fell asleep.

Lin Yi felt that his body was hollowed out by paying public food for two days a week.

Sighing softly, she curled up into Chu Yu's arms and turned around, leaning her back against his chest, then silently turned on the phone, intending to visit a certain treasure to relieve her melancholy.

Swipe up and down, look east and take a closer look.

Chu Yu behind him slowly opened his eyes, looking at a small ball of light in his arms.

Lin Yi curled up in his arms, and he looked down, just over Lin Yi's shoulder to see the phone screen in his hand.

In the white light, Lin Yi's finger pointed at a product and clicked Add to Cart.

There are three words marked on the product picture.

Kidney Tablets.

Lin Yi curled up into a small body with great sadness, clicked into the customer service, online consultation, the object is too strong, can I take this supplement?

Ding dong——!Customer service replied.

[Hi dear, if it is too strong, there is no need to mend it. It is recommended to go to the hospital to check if it is not hyperactive. ]

Lin Yi hurriedly turned off all the sounds.

Thumb fast typing, I eat it, can I eat it?

[Hi dear, it is not recommended for women to take Shenbao tablets! [Love]]

Lin Yi took a deep breath and sent: I am a man...

There was no response there, and it took a while to reply [Dear, we have not received such a consulting case here, and we don’t know if it is effective in this regard. ]

Feeling ashamed, Lin Yi put down his phone and went to sleep.

**

Going to work on Monday, Lin Yi lay on the table and looked at the white clouds outside the window: "Two days of happiness in hell mode, five days of sadness in sage mode."

"What about hell sages? Are you a believer?" Zhou Lan pulled the chair and moved to him.

"No, I just want to eat." Lin Yi shook his head slowly, feeling a little hungry.

"What time are you hungry?" Zhou Lan looked at Lin Yi's face, thinking that Lin Yi probably didn't want to see him now, but he still turned on his phone: "Come on, let me show you something interesting, this morning The complaints I saw in Tianya are super funny."

Lin Yi started: "Don't watch."

"Really don't watch?"

"dont see."

Zhou Lan felt bored and put down her phone: "Actually, it's nothing. It's just that a doctor's customer service encounters a weak patient who wants to buy Shenbao tablets."

Lin Yi immediately sat up straight: "Show me!"

Seeing that he was interested, Zhou Lan immediately became happy: "I knew you were interested, but today's hot post!"

Lin Yi took the phone and saw that the doctor's customer service was full of ups and downs and jokes.

After comparing some of the details, Lin Yi was sure that the Shen Bao weak subject in this post was himself!

unacceptable!Lin Yi was still hesitating whether to place an order, but now he has decided that he will never buy a kidney treasure in his life!

After returning the phone to Zhou Lan, Lin Yi completely shut himself off.

Seeing that Lin Yi didn't speak, Zhou Lan seemed to be very angry, and thought that this joke could resolve the embarrassment between the two of them and save the atmosphere, but it still couldn't be coaxed. ,You're angry?"

"Do you still know that you are beating him up?" Lin Yi said angrily, showing him the Kidney Treasure sticker after beating him up!

"I still have self-knowledge. It's just that I'm a bit over the top after drinking a little wine. You know what the hell I look like when I drink." Zhou Lan blinked, took out two boxes from the drawer, both bigger than the palm of his hand, and handed them to Lin Lin. Easy table.

"I know you're unhappy, so I'm here to apologize."

The box is square, and the workmanship looks exquisite: "What is it?"

Zhou Lan opened the box and found two identical silver bracelets. Although Lin Yi didn't pay attention to accessories, he seemed to know that they were not cheap, so he looked up at Zhou Lan in surprise.

"Buy more and get a discount, so each person has one. Forgive me like this? And that Jiao Lang, if you think about it carefully, it's okay. I'll go see him."

"Don't force yourself..." Lin Yi felt that Zhou Lan didn't want to see Jiao Lang that much, and wondered if it was his own illusion.

Zhou Lan shrugged and stretched out a finger: "Meng 1, I can get another meal for free, what's the matter?"

"Okay, okay, let's try it on and see if it looks good." Zhou Lan grabbed Lin Yi's wrist and stroked down his sleeve.

Lin Yi suddenly remembered that he wanted to stop Zhou Lan, but he was half a beat too late, and his sleeve was pulled down, revealing the watch that Chu Yu gave him, which was so expensive that he hid it and didn't show it to anyone.

Zhou Lan looked at the white wrist in his hand, the exquisite mechanical watch on that wrist complemented his beautiful wrist.

"Famous watch, it's too expensive, who bought it for you." Zhou Lan stared at the watch, and suddenly looked up at Lin Yi: "Chu Yu?"

"Hmm..." Seeing that he was seen, Lin Yi could only respond vaguely, and wanted to skip it quickly. This price was not something he could explain well, and Lin Yi didn't want to be watched even more.

Lin Yi pulled up his sleeves to cover the watch, and Zhou Lan pulled his other wrist nonchalantly: "Then wear it here."

The silver bracelet is simple and stylish, and the exquisite design looks great on Lin Yi's wrist. Zhou Lan couldn't wait to wear it for herself, stretching out her wrist and comparing it with Lin Yi's wrist: "How about it, it looks good Bar."

"Looking good." Both of them are slender-boned types among men, and their skin color is similar. They are both white-collar workers who are not exposed to wind and rain, and Zhou Lan's aesthetics cannot be questioned, so he is very good at choosing such small things.

Zhou Lan shook her hands triumphantly: "Then keep wearing it."

After work, Zhou Lan went to meet Jiao Lang as agreed. Regarding this rare meeting opportunity, Jiao Lang still had some expectations and wanted to fight for it. He asked Lin Yi what Zhou Lan liked to eat. .

Lin Yi thought about it, and although the answer didn't fit the meeting in this situation, he still told Jiao Lang, the poor boy.

Zhou Lan likes to eat barbecue.

Jiao Lang made an appointment for a restaurant with high-quality meat and amazing prices, and waited restlessly for Zhou Lan's arrival.

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Second watch, Shenbao, he likes me too.