Cupid

The world of conjuration has its own set of procedures for expelling curses.In addition to handing in the necessary task book, the conjurer must also produce the filth left behind by the exorcism of the target as evidence of successful completion of the task.

As a weak curse spirit born out of romantic novels, the curse of love who knows how to watch dishes shows incredible cunning in the curse embryo form, and even has the ability to expand the field to hide prey.

As for the word "sexual obsession", people's imagination and curiosity are always too rich, and its story is spread in various forums following the words of troublemakers.

The superimposition of these particularities attracted the attention of the high-level people, and they sent two super-warlocks, Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu, to avoid complications.

The head teacher of the two, Noctua Zhengdao, was very vigilant about this task. As a serious and responsible teacher, he even sent a special message after the students came back, asking them to go to the classroom to show him the task immediately after packing their luggage. results.

You are now walking on the tree-lined path from the dormitory to the school building.

To be able to be the teacher of Xia You, that person named Noctua must be a very powerful warlock...

With a fear of the strong, you feel very uneasy.

After all, you are just a counterfeit with the name of "Curse of Love", and you don't know the so-called transformation technique.

If Noctuid finds out that you are not his ideal type, will he embarrass Jie after revealing his secrets?

You gently tugged on Xia You's clothes, and expressed your apology in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I don't know how to change the form...but I can try to spread the power of 'wine', it should be able to confuse you The other party's cognition, right?"

Because of your actions, Xia You, who was looking at the school building in the distance and lost in thought, slowed down for you.

"Don't be nervous, the teacher just wants to confirm the completion of the task. He shouldn't check in such detail."

Xia You showed you a soothing smile, and patiently explained the current situation to you.

When it comes to class teacher Noctua, Xia You's expression is quite calm, but when he mentions the students from the Curse School——

"As for other people... Recently, it is the rainy season when the cherry blossoms wither. Most ordinary people will feel depressed because of the weather, so the number of curses will also increase. As a conjurer, you should not be too idle to come and watch... No way ..."

Xia You's smile gradually turned into a complicated wry smile.He stopped unconsciously.

On the contrary, Gojo Satoru, who was standing on the other side of him, was in an unbelievably excited mood.

He poked out his furry white head excitedly, avoided the shoulder where Xia You was blocking his sight, raised his eyebrows at you, and said in an extremely cheerful tone:

"Scared, what are you afraid of? I think he is afraid of you. You are scary, you know."

"After all, even I was taken aback when I recognized you."

As if countless ghost ideas were emerging from his heart, the youth's blue eyes were filled with anticipation.

"Poor cute little Chun, stand up your chest and let them see it! Just displaying it openly like this is the best way to satisfy everyone's curiosity!"

"Did you say so, Jay?"

After all, Gojo Satoru grinned at the corner of his mouth and showed a brilliant and malicious smile at his close friend.

Xia You obviously understood what he meant.He frowned, covered his cheek with his palm, and let out a deep sigh through his fingers.

"Okay...this is a special case."

……

Gojo Satoru's so-called solution is to say with a smile in the classroom full of countless pairs of curious eyes:

"Do you want to see your ideal type—"

"It's hell ahead."

Then, in the gap where everyone has not given an answer, the black veil on your face was lifted.

As a curse, your true face has been exposed to the eyes of countless magicians.

The entire classroom was so quiet that only the sound of "hiss" could be heard one after another.

That eerie sound makes you feel like a country mouse that has strayed into a snake's nest, and your blood is cold from head to toe.

Well, it's scary...

But just standing like this is not enough, right?If it is dismantled, it will be expelled.

It must be done according to the five previous instructions.

The powerful instinct for winning tends to raise your head, press your trembling fists to your chest, and look at the people present with tear-filled eyes, pleading:

"Please, please don't bully me."

... There was another loud gasp.

Among the conjurers with different expressions on the scene, the adult man sitting in front of you is the first to move.

He has a straight figure, neat clothes, and an upright and resolute face. He wears a pair of cool sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, so that people can't see his expression at the moment.

It should be the head teacher Noctua Moth that Xia Youkou talked about.

"Very well, it seems that the two of you have completed the task excellently, I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

Teacher Ye Moth tightened his lips, stretched out his hands and suddenly stood up from his seat.

After quickly uttering a farewell sentence, the night moth slammed the door of the classroom, turned and left.

You hear his shaky footsteps in the corridor.

And the teacher's departure was like water dripping into hot oil, causing the originally quiet and eerie scene to explode.

The youth with short black hair looked like he bumped into an idol on the street, first he stretched out his fingers and said "hey, hey" to you for a long time, and then his face turned red and he squatted on the ground with his head in his hands in the next second, yelling continuously from his throat A series of meaningless "ah" sounds.

The blond-haired mulatto immediately lowered his head.His back arched slightly with tension, and the bangs around his ears slid down to his forehead.The boy quietly lowered his eyes the whole time, looking straight at the ground, as if he was studying the pattern of the floor.

A boy is tearing and pulling his hair...

The only ones who are calm are the only three women's teams in the college.

The pale girl with short black hair stared at you lazily, and even gave you a friendly smile when she noticed your gaze.

"Ah...Xiaochun is a girl, and we are also girls, so this should be the fantasy of those boys, right?"

She didn't seem to be very interested in the scene in front of her, she just yelled and complained faintly.Then the girl turned her head, stared at the woman wearing a priestess costume covering her face with her hands with concern, and asked aloud:

"So why did you cover your face, Diva? What happened, what happened to you..."

It was another tall, silver-haired girl who answered the girl's question.

"Maybe the diva also thinks she's cute. Didn't she say that she was about to be disappointed in men because of Wujo?"

The silver-haired girl is stroking her chin with a smile, as if she is looking at a shining cash cow, her eyes are full of cold and satisfied scrutiny:

"Honestly speaking, I think it's not bad either. A loyal, valuable partner who is willing to dedicate himself to making money...By the way, the boy who wanted me to forget about it at the scene remember to transfer the money to my account."

Good guy!She is the woman who will sell you into the sea!

Combined with what she said, you immediately hid behind Xia You.

After all, conjurers are ordinary people, and they are just in their sensitive adolescence, so the shame brought by social death far exceeds their enthusiasm for studying conjuration——

[The whole school knows that my ideal type is the manga heroine who has been the king of books for three years in a row: Poor and cute little Tsubakihime]

The ruthless complaints of girls from the same school stabbed their self-esteem severely.

The singer who is obviously a fan of the original book's murmur of "men are shit..." became the last straw that broke the camel's back.

The black-haired brother squatting on the ground covering his face finally didn't even move "ah".He stretched out his arm and grabbed the ankle of the blond mixed-race man beside him, roaring in a painful voice:

"Coke, by the way, Coke... Nana Ming, I suddenly remembered that Coke is half price today at the school canteen!"

"Go buy Coke! Nana Ming, let's go buy a box of Coke! It will be sold out when it's late!"

The black-haired boy opened a pair of red eyes and looked at his friend pitifully, as if he would burst into a manly heat because of shame in the next second.

"...Alright, get up quickly, Haibara."

"It just so happens that the coke in the dormitory has also been drunk."

His words made the silent teenager wake up like a dream. Nanami who "got the distress signal" responded with a dry voice, pulled Huiyuan up, and then strode away from the "cursed" classroom.

Headed by the two, the other boys also found their next goals in life. They yelled "Why is Coke half price?!" They also fled in despair.

This situation finally caused Gojo Satoru, who had been working hard to control himself, to burst into a burst of joyful laughter:

"Coke? Did you hear that, Jie, they're going to buy half-price Coke!"

Gojo Satoru clutched his stomach and kicked his legs exaggeratedly, almost leaning back from his seat with a smile.

"So why don't you go to Nitro? Go and see if there is any legendary Coke hahaha."

His tasteless ridicule won unanimous cold eyes from the girls.

After witnessing the legendary human-shaped curse and seeing the scene of the death of a classmate, the experience in just a few minutes is obviously exciting enough, there is no need to stay and continue to accept Wutiao's spiritual pollution.

So the three sorceresses also left the classroom together.

Finally, the peace here has returned to just the three of you.

Through the hands of Gojo Satoru, your appearance was fairly safe and sound.

Great, no revealing stuff.

The tense nerves were instantly relaxed, your feet softened, and you slumped down while leaning on the nearest wooden chair, then stroked the beating heart of your chest, and let out a long breath of relief.

Gojo Satoru, who managed to get all his classmates to "go to hell" with him, sat on the desk in front of you, squinted his eyes happily, and hummed a little tune to you.

Gojo Wu's triumphant expression attracted Xia You's eyes. He leaned on the table and sighed:

"Teasing teachers and classmates like this is not what a conjurer should do."

Gojo Satoru didn't take it seriously, and he responded happily:

"Is this very good? I can assure you that they will not take the initiative to appear in front of you for at least a month. Then no one will mention the name 'Curse of Love' for a year."

"After all, there are only a few people with a strong heart like me. If I can tell them that this is Xiaotsubaki's real deity, I can watch such an interesting picture again."

"So thank me, Jay."

And Xia You's reluctant thanks still can't satisfy Wujo.Like a cute cat wagging its fluffy tail, the boy bent down in your direction.

He stretched out his fingers to pull down the sunglasses, looked at you with those beautiful smiling eyes, and ordered:

"And you, quickly use the best words you can think of to praise me."