[Gintama] The back spirit of the natural volume

The consequences of myself are...

——Aches in the waist and back, pain in the lower part and aggravated cold.

Tsurumi Akimi was wrapped in a thick quilt and sat on the sofa in the living room like a frost-beaten eggplant, holding a tissue and blowing her nose from time to time. The feeling of congestion was just listening to her blowing her nose out You can tell by the sound of her voice, not to mention that her footsteps have piled up piles of crumpled tissues like a hill.

Thinking about it, the place where they did crazy things last night was on the living room floor...the back must be blue.

Tsurumi Akimi raised his slightly wet eyes due to the cold, glanced at a certain natural roll that finally returned to normal after venting a meal, and asked in a low voice:

"how do you feel?"

Eh?

Natural Juan, who was sitting on the opposite sofa, froze for a moment when he heard the words, and the staring boss glanced at Qiushi, and found that her serious face did not seem to be teasing, so he quickly looked away and looked at the floor, and his face quickly climbed up. She blushed suspiciously for two seconds, and even her voice became erratic.

"Not bad..."

"..."

Tsurumi Akimi was silent for a while when she heard the words, and after blowing her nose with a tissue for the N+1 time, she looked expressionlessly at someone who was obviously mistaken:

"I'm asking how your body feels, and if there is any discomfort... What are you thinking?"

Natural Juan, who was poked in his mind, suddenly became angry from embarrassment:

"...You bastard, if you didn't think about that, how would you know what Yin-sang and I were thinking!"

Can you blame him for thinking too much about this!

Opening his eyes, he found that there was a woman lying in his arms, a woman without clothes, and he himself was naked and nude, especially when his body felt so refreshed after venting, people with a little brains might be Everyone knows what happened... But the key is that he thought he was just having a dream!

So when I found out that this was not a dream, I didn't feel any sense of reality. Not only that, but I also felt a terrible sense of emptiness in my heart!

Tsurumi Akimi sniffed, and continued to look at the natural roll expressionlessly:

"Because you hurt me so much, even if I want to forget, my body keeps protesting to me that this guy's skills are too poor...Ah, please don't mind, I know that the first time a man will inevitably just because of inexperience Will rampage with brute force..."

"Hey, hey! Are you really a woman who said things like poor skills?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nose in surprise.

"Regarding this point, didn't you just verify it with your body yesterday?"

"..."

After a pause in picking his nostrils, Sakata Gintoki used his thumb to flick off the thing stuck to his little finger, and then suddenly leaned towards Qiu Shi with a blank expression, and put one hand on the back of the sofa chair behind her shoulder, bleeding The red eyes locked hers tightly, and the deliberately low voice carried a sense of oppression that made people tense up involuntarily.

"—Speaking of this matter, let me tell you... don't you just cooperate so obediently if any strange man wants to do this kind of thing to you?"

His breath was too close, and almost all of it sprayed on her face. Tsurumi Qiushi's body trembled, and he shrank back reflexively, but was blocked by the back of the sofa, and the eyes locked by this man seemed to be Being stuck by glue, I can only look at him.

"...You found out, I'm just a casual woman."

"In that case..."

Sakata Gintoki continued to move forward, and the tip of his nose almost touched Qiu Shi's.

"—how about we do it again?"

Lesson [-]: This update starts to pick up morals

Again……

Again……

Again……

The words that made Tsurumi Qiushi contract hard had been echoing in her mind, if she hadn't happened to be sitting on the sofa at this time, she would have been so weak that she would not be able to stand still.

So Dr. Tsurumi spread the finger of his right hand, and then slapped the face that was too close, completely blocking the bloody eyes that looked straight at her trembling:

"Proposal dismissed."

"why?"

Although he was asking why, Sakata Gintoki raised the corners of his mouth with a half-smile as if he had expected this for a long time. Akimi Tsurumi could even imagine that there must be such an expression in those dead fish eyes—you Didn't you say that you are a casual woman?Then why refuse?

Knowing that the other party couldn't see, Tsurumi Akimi rolled her eyes unabashedly, is that possible!

But the moment she spoke, she stabbed him in the heart without hesitation:

"Because I don't want to add injury to injury."

"..."

So you still despise his poor skills, right?

The nerve called masculine self-esteem was stabbed severely, and Natural Curl suddenly felt that the whole person was going to be bad.

Originally, he just wanted to scare Qiushi, but now he really has the urge to throw down this serious woman who is talking bloody words... After taking a deep breath in his heart, Yinshi stood silently in his heart. Sooner or later, I have the ambition to make the other party cry because of this sentence!

Seeing that he was no longer entangled in this issue, Tsurumi Akimi was relieved.

Damn, no matter how thick-skinned she is, this is her first time, okay?The legs are still so soft that it's ridiculous, who would want to come for the second time so soon, you bastard!

"Hey! How long are you going to touch Ah Yin's face?"

The naturally curly chin was slightly pressed down when speaking, and the hot breath was sprayed on Qiushi's wrist. The crisp/numbing and itchy feeling caused a burst of electric current to rush through his heart, making Qiushi tremble involuntarily.

"……excuse me."

Pretending to be serious, Qiushi withdrew his hand, feeling that his ears were getting hot, so he lowered his head and pulled a tissue to continue blowing his nose.

"Well, for the sake of saving me, Ah Yin, I decided to forgive you later..."

As if the person who played the hooligan just now was someone else, Sakata Gintoki returned to the opposite sofa and sat down as if nothing had happened with a look of "look how magnanimous I am".

Tsurumi Akimi gave him a weird look when he heard the words, "Forgive me later?"

"Yeah, Yinsang, I don't have the guts yet."

"Goo~"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was an alarm in his stomach, but Natural Juan pointed to his stomach solemnly, and continued to add:

"—Yin Sang, I have to eat enough to have the strength to forgive you."

"..." What a high-sounding reason.

Tsurumi Akimi stared fixedly at the man across from him for a while, then raised the corner of his mouth and chuckled—it really is a man who is playing a hooligan while being a hero with a rope!

Pulling off the thick quilt wrapped around her body, she stood up with her still dizzy head, and walked over the man opposite to the kitchen in the living room.

Half an hour later, Tsurumi Akimi brought a pot of fragrant porridge and placed it on the tea table in front of Sakata Gintoki, and soon the whole hall was full of this appetizing smell.

Qiushi filled a bowl and handed it to Tianranjuan, and raised his eyes to look at him with obvious meaning.

Sakata Gintoki was not polite to her, and started to move immediately.

A meal for two is extremely quiet.

Qiu Shi, who had eaten before men, squatted lazily in front of the sofa, staring at the natural curly roll with her chin propped up, her bright black eyes playful, after a long time she blinked, and said casually:

"Eat mine, live in mine, use mine... You are completely kept in a rhythm!"

"puff--"

Sakata Gintoki spat out a mouthful of porridge in an instant.

Lesson [-]: Update again and lose morals again

Tsurumi Akimi is afraid of the cold.

It may be because she grew up in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, she has reached a certain level of fear of the cold.

Especially in the past few years when she came to Edo, she is a typical example of not going out in winter.Even if she often tinkers with some weird pills like this, it can't solve the problem of being afraid of the cold.

And now, unfortunately, it is the snowy day that she loves and hates beauty, and it is cold as hell.

Looking at the vast expanse of whiteness outside the window, Tsurumi Akimi shrank her neck, swallowed back the small thoughts of her longing, and then pulled the quilt to surround herself tightly, limp Go back to the low table and lie down.

The warm feeling gradually spread from the two legs to the whole body, and the whole figure was wrapped in the warm sun in March.

Tsurumi Akimi sighed contentedly—it is more important than watching the snow to warm herself up. Fortunately, there is a kotatsu, which is a must-have heating artifact in winter, otherwise she would probably stay at home. She would also be frozen into slag, just thinking about that feeling, she couldn't help shivering.

"Hey, hey, you're shivering from the cold even wrapped up like this, are you really from Earth?"

Sakata Gintoki, who just came out of the toilet, couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth when he saw this. He rubbed the curly hair on the top of his head, walked lazily to the window and stretched out his hand to push it. He sneaked into the living room and swept across Tsurumi Akimi.

Dr. Tsurumi, who felt as if he had been stripped naked and thrown into the cold wind, began to tap dance with his upper and lower teeth at this moment, and he could hardly speak.

"Quick... cluck cluck... close the window, cluck cluck..."

But the natural roll seemed to be deliberately against her, not only did not close the window, but opened the window to the maximum.

Spreading his hands against the sides of the window, facing the cold wind blowing like a knife on his face, he turned his head and raised his eyebrows at Tsurumi Qiushi like nothing else:

"What are you talking about? The wind is too strong, Ah Yin, I can't hear you clearly!"

"... cluck cluck... cluck cluck..." I'm so pumped!

While trembling, he glanced at him blankly, knowing that this man's rogue nature had committed a crime again, Tsurumi Akimi didn't bother to talk to him anymore, so he simply retracted his neck and up into the kotatsu