[Gintama] The back spirit of the natural volume

…I was tossed and tossed for a long time last night, and now my whole body is limp and sore, and I can't exert any strength at all!

Seeing the culprit sleeping under him with a contented face, Tsurumi Akimi gnawed on his collarbone with some displeasure.

Sakata Gintoki actually woke up when Aji was stomping his feet in the next room, but he wanted to see who the little guy would call, so he deliberately pretended not to know, until now he was gnawed by the woman on him as if to vent his anger With a sip, he finally couldn't help laughing.

"..."

The black-haired doctor glanced at him blankly, stretched his arms and wanted to sit up again, but this time the silver-haired man took the initiative to hook his waist and hug him back.

"Well, sleep a little longer, Yinsang, I'll go out and have a look."

As he spoke, he kissed her lightly on the corner of the lips, lifted the quilt and got up, and walked towards the door in two or three steps.

Outside the door, the little guy was hugging his stomach, his facial features on his fair little face were almost twisted into a ball.

After seeing the silver-haired man come out, he was taken aback for a moment, then subconsciously looked into the room, the intention to find his mother was too obvious!

Sakata Gintoki yawned, rubbed his natural curls, then squatted down, and looked at him face to face.

"What's wrong with the stomach, do you want to poop?"

"Hmm QAQ"

"Come on, Dad will take you there!"

Reaching out to pick up little Aji, Sakata Gintoki led him to the bathroom.

Because Tsurumi Qiushi’s home is equipped with a toilet, the height is a bit too high for Aji Douding, who is only two years old, so he has to sit on it by himself every time it is convenient, and then he has to hold it with both hands. Just follow him.

But most of the time, the little guy looks for his mother more, because a certain curly hair spends less time at home during the day, although he will come back on time for dinner at night, and then play with the little guy for a while, but it's just Only for a while, little Aji, who has a good work and rest pattern, will go to bed on time at eight o'clock in the evening, and this habit will never change.

Therefore, a situation like this morning should be regarded as an emergency.

Sakata Gintoki was squatting next to the toilet, lazily picking his nostrils with his left hand, and supporting little Aji who was sitting on the toilet with his right hand to prevent him from falling in, eyes half-closed with a lazy expression.

...Although it is the first time, it seems like it has been done many times before.

After learning that the little guy was his son more than half a year ago, it took him a long time to go from being surprised to unbelievable and then to the great surprise after he realized it.

Sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night, I will inexplicably run to the little guy's bed and stare at him, and I can keep this action motionless until dawn, afraid that he is just my hallucination.

Even a few times, after he found that he had slept for a long time and still had no signs of waking up, he began to fidget like a psychopath, and then stupidly stretched out his index finger to poke his little face, again and again, Vow to wake him up.

Later, the black-haired doctor couldn't stand it anymore, looked at him speechlessly and said, "Yinshi, is this your son or something else, can you stop treating him like a toy?"

So, the word "stupid dad" was invented, not for nothing =_=

Going back to the current situation, the two, one big and one small, who look similar, are still squatting around the toilet.

The little guy may be comfortable now, tilting his head slightly, with one hand propping his chin, and the other hand resting casually on his short leg, unconsciously cosplaying the image of a thinker sculpture.

Gintoki Sakata turned his head to glance at him, and when he saw his posture at this time, he paused for a while with his nostril-picking hand, and then turned his head back silently.

But soon he felt that something was wrong, rubbing his stomach, the silver-haired man felt that a revolution had begun inside, and he wanted to release it.

...Could it be that watching other people pull Xiang can also be contagious?

"...Aji, are you okay?"

The little guy didn't even look at him, and just shook his head.

"My belly still hurts..."

"..." Yinsang, I also have a stomachache, hey!

Uncomfortable bend, Sakata Gintoki's facial features were twisted just like the little Aji just because of patience.

"My stomach hurts... Aji, are you alright, OTZ?"

"Does Papa also have a stomachache?"

"...Yeah yeah! Daddy's stomach hurts too OTZ"

"Well, then Aguila is done papa! Dad, come!"

Aji, a good boy, straightened his short legs and wanted to jump off before wiping his butt, but Yin Shi quickly held him down, wiped it clean for him, and then sent him to the door.

"Aji will play by himself first, Dad will play with you after pulling papa..."

"Ok!"

After the hearty release, the silver-haired man who felt refreshed came out of the bathroom, just in time to see the little guy walking out of their room holding his numb hand.

The black-haired doctor was obviously woken up by the little guy, his face was still a little tired, and he didn't change his pajamas.

"Aji, where are you taking me?"

Little Aji solemnly stretched out his short hand and pointed in the direction of the toilet:

"Papa has a stomachache, Mama, hurry up and get some medicine for Papa!"

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Tsurumi Akimi: "..."

They looked at each other silently, and Tsurumi Akimi stroked his forehead speechlessly.

"Understood, but Aji let me go back to the room and change clothes first, okay?"

She was still wearing pajamas, and a large area of ​​spring light was exposed on her chest at the moment. Although there were no outsiders at home, she still felt very uncomfortable.

Hearing this, the little guy rolled his eyes, let go of his hand quickly, raised his chin and let him go with empathy.

"Mommy go!"

The black-haired doctor raised the corners of his mouth, kissed this small face cooperatively, then turned and went back to the room.

But just as she took the first step, the surrounding air seemed to be affected by some kind of transparent ripples in the air, and the black-haired doctor's figure suddenly became a little blurred under these fluctuations. Sakata Gintoki's heart tightened.

"Ash!"

At the moment when his voice fell, an incredible scene happened——

Tsurumi Akimi, who was standing at the door of the room... just disappeared out of thin air!

>>>

"Silver time?"

Tsurumi Akimi was a little overwhelmed.

Even though she heard Yinshi calling her a second ago, what she saw when she answered the call and turned around the next second was a completely different scene.

It was still in the room, but whether it was the walls and ceiling painted light blue, or the closed wooden door carved with simple and exquisite patterns, they all silently reminded her that this was not the two-story building in Edo. The fact of the house... The most important thing is that there are no two men, one big and one small, who both have natural curly hair and similar faces!

This realization made the black-haired doctor panic, and she ran towards the door eagerly, but just as she started, she was tripped by something, and she was unsteady and slammed into the door a few steps away. go!

When it was about to suffer, the door of the room was suddenly opened from the outside, and then a crowd of people came in, making a lot of noise like someone's family was having a happy event.

Tsurumi Akimi's fallen body was caught by a pair of steady hands, and the caring words rang in his ears:

"Okay? Did you fall somewhere?"

She raised her head in a daze, and what caught her eyes was a resolute face that looked a little familiar, with thick eyebrows and sharp eyes, and there was an emotion in her eyes that she couldn't understand.

Opening his mouth, Tsurumi Akimi, who was about to ask something, was interrupted by a group of people standing behind the man before he could speak.

"Okay? Did you fall down?"

Squeezing his throat, he repeated what the man had just said, followed by ridicule one after another.

"Oh my god, where can I fall if everyone is caught by you?! You can't wait to show your affection in front of us, right?"

"That's right! The wedding hasn't even started yet, the groom! Whether we can successfully pick up the bride depends on whether we are willing to let you out so easily, so it's better not to provoke us too much~? "

"Cough, you stinky girls!"

The man laughed and cursed, took out a handful of red envelopes from the inner pocket of the dress and threw them behind him, and finally smiled sincerely:

"There are a few red envelopes in which I have large bills. I don't know which one of you is luckier, huh?"

Hearing this, the people behind immediately scrambled into a group, and had no time to pay attention to the two of them.

The man smiled with satisfaction, then picked her up in Tsurumi Akimi's astonishment, walked out of the room and went straight to the door!

"Then let's go!"

The white gauze skirt was raised high, creating charming and romantic ripples in the air.

But Tsurumi Akimi didn't feel it at all, she was already dumbfounded when she heard the words groom, bride, and wedding!This series of strange developments was completely beyond her comprehension, her mind was buzzing, she didn't even notice that what she was wearing was not her own pajamas but a white wedding dress.

"Hey, are you silly with joy?"

The man suddenly looked down at him, and the breath of his words was very close to her face.

Her body froze suddenly, and she finally reflected what was going on now.

"Let me down first!"

Instinctively repelling close contact with everyone except the silver-haired man, Akimi Tsurumi began to struggle, but was easily stopped by the other party.

"Don't move around, it's almost here!"

After going down the last flight of stairs, the man put her in the back seat of the car waiting downstairs, and then turned around to the other side to get into the car.

Tsurumi Akimi aimed for the gap, just as he pulled away