[Cultivation] Demon Emperor

"That's not the case at all!" The stupid tiger was about to collapse.

"What's going on?" Yingqingtian put away the look of Xi Shi holding her heart, and fell to the ground cosplaying the stupid tiger's little tiger who was stunned by anger and ghostly opened one eye.

"Yes... yes..." Stupid Tiger was confused again.

Seeing this, Ying Qingtian clasped her hands together and started to explode again: "Old Zhu, it's in vain for me to regard you as my best brother..."

"Damn it! Shut up!" Stupid Tiger raged, "That's not the case at all!"

"Oh, that's right." Ying Qingtian rubbed her chin like a stupid tiger, and said something that made the stupid tiger even more mad, "I forgot that you are sterile."

The stupid tiger who was shot with an arrow for no reason: "..." Every day when I wake up, I can see my daughter-in-law sticking an arrow into my heart, and I feel so sorry for myself.

The stupid tiger's heart stopped for a moment, and then he quickly spoke before Yingqing Tiannao could make up more: "Actually, Zhu Yun and I are very good friends. You also know that in the early years I was so domineering that I had no friends... ...cough! I offended a lot of people." In order not to be complained by Ying Qingtian, Stupid Tiger wisely replaced "overbearing to have no friends" with "lots of offended people".

"The group of weak chicken monks, who can't beat me, arrange me behind their backs, bullying me around all day long, saying that I have done too many crimes, so I will have no offspring, no children and grandchildren, and I am doomed to be sterile". Damn! Those monks understand Shit! I'm a racial talent, I'm just born with a low probability, okay?!" "Sterility" is definitely what a stupid tiger hates the most in his life. Although he is already proud, he still hates it when he mentions it. "Although I explained it everywhere, it was of no use, so..."

Yingqing raised her eyebrows: "So?"

The stupid tiger took it for granted: "So let's fight."

Ying Qingtian covered her face: "Sure enough."

"After the fight, this matter will never end." Speaking of this matter, the stupid tiger looked humiliated, "Originally, this matter was spread by a small number of monks, but later, it was spread all over the upper nine worlds. If the lie spreads too much, it will become true. In addition, I haven’t produced a cub in tens of thousands of years, and this matter will be confirmed. I’m so fucked up. In the end, those monks I got together with another progenitor (snake ancestor) who also had no cubs, and made a combination called 'Union of the Infertile'."

"Pfft!" Ying Qingtian looked at the stupid tiger's face of humiliation, "Scholar can't be killed and can't be humiliated", but couldn't hold it back, and then naturally rolled the stupid tiger's eyes.

"Ahem!" Ying Qingtian cleared her throat and said with a suppressed smile, "What does that have to do with Zhu Yun?"

The stupid tiger was silent for a long time, and finally said sullenly: "At that time, I had a good relationship with Zhu Yun. After hearing the rumors, he really thought I was infertile. This guy came to comfort me. But I was so aggrieved at that time. , how can I listen to it, and probably scolded him a few words like 'stand and talk without backache' or something, he comforted me for a long time, and finally shared a secret about him with me secretly..."

"What's the secret?" Ying Qingtian became energetic all of a sudden.Unsurprisingly, they turned against each other over this secret.

The stupid tiger glanced at Ying Qingtian, and said sullenly: "You know that Zhu Yun's body is a spider, right?"

"Ah?" Ying Qingtian was stunned for a moment, as if she didn't understand how this topic was brought up, "Ah, spider, I know."

"Wouldn't the female spider eat the male spider as a nourishment after it's done?" Stupid Tiger gave Yingqingtian a science education quite seriously.

Ying Qingtian nodded: "Some spiders do this, but what does this have to do with you turning against each other?"

The stupid tiger was silent for a long time: "Zhu Yun, I have a problem when I am practicing, that is lust. I especially like female spiders with bright colors and graceful bodies."

Ying Qingtian: "..." These words sound so penetrating.

"But every time you mate, you have to risk your life. For a moment of pleasure, Zhu Yun often stumbles on the beautiful female spider. He has tried to get rid of this problem many times, but 'food and sex are also sex', No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't change it! Later, he made up his mind to pursue the way of heaven and practice hard, but he was afraid that he would lose control when he saw a beautiful female spider, so he..." The stupid tiger glanced at Ying Qingtian, "You got it."

Ying Qingtian hissed: "Did you lead the knife out of the palace?!" This is really cruel!

"Are you overthinking it? There are two characteristics of ancient monsters, one is that the body is extremely tyrannical, and the other is the amazing speed of repair." The stupid tiger twitched the corner of his mouth.

Ying Qingtian squinted at him: "Otherwise?!"

"I have to say that Zhu Yun is also a ruthless character. He was so ruthless that he bent himself and vowed to be a gay man." The stupid tiger paused, "He used many methods, such as seeing beautiful girls Can't help but use tendon to flick his penis when boobing up...how ruthless we want to be, we always thought that he had successfully turned himself into a good boy who only loves chrysanthemums and not delicate flowers, but did not expect……"

"Didn't expect anything?" For some reason, Ying Qingtian suddenly wanted to laugh.

The stupid tiger sighed, and said sadly: "Unexpectedly, he turned himself into a good boy who doesn't love chrysanthemums or delicate flowers in the end."

"What?" The sentence was too long and there were too many turns, Ying Qingtian couldn't handle it all at once.

The stupid tiger glanced at him, and said expressionlessly: "Simply put, he has made himself out of a psychological shadow, and he will never lift again."

Ying Qingtian: "..." This is almost the same as leading a knife from the palace.So which one is more shameful, Buju or Zigong?

Then the stupid tiger god said: "I was so happy when I heard this, and then I lost my mouth."

Ying Qingtian: "..." Well, it doesn't matter which one is more shameful, not lifting or being self-absorbed, anyway, not lifting is worse than infertility.

"Zhu Yun has no friends in the Upper Realm, and then the story of his refusal to lift has spread all over the Upper Nine Realms in an instant. Our 'Union of Infertile' has one more person, and it has become the 'Infertile without Lifting' Alliance'." At the end, the stupid tiger also shed a handful of bitter tears.

Looking at the listless tiger, Ying Qingtian was so happy that she didn't know what to say, she just wanted to laugh loudly: "You deserve it! Then what?"

Stupid Tiger: "In the end he got into a fight with me and disappeared."

Ying Qingtian was about to say something, when suddenly there was a voice in the air that shook the whole earth three times: "I hate you! Ze!"

Before Ying Qingtian recovered from the shock, she saw the pattern that made the stupid tiger so painful come back again. This time, the strange pattern seemed to be moving for real, and the strength was even stronger than before Ah, the stupid tiger's body is full of spider patterns, and the original skin color can hardly be seen. This funny tiger is writhing on the ground in pain, and even the original prototype appeared later.

Hehe, this is the fate of cheap mouth.

"Ah! Stupid tiger!" Hitting her husband, hurting my concubine's heart, Ying Qingtian also looked pained, "Don't roll on the ground! I just washed the tiger hair!!"

The owner of the valley quickly gathered "several" young and beautiful female monks with long breasts and thighs for Mr. Yan Ze.When the owner of the valley led the beautiful girls to kill him in a hurry, Ying Qingtian was fighting with a piece of monster meat with his sleeves. The wind that blows over is fragrant.Ying Qingtian was dizzy from these thick and faint fragrances, couldn't help frowning and looked at those girls a few more times, and then found that the owner of the valley was obviously selected by the criteria for choosing a harem for a stupid tiger, Yan Shou Huanfei, from the strong and bright fragrance of the country to the delicate and gentle Xiaojiabiyu, there are girls of various styles and temperaments, and the courtyard is full.

Ying Qingtian: "Valley Master... you are..." Such a big battle scared him so much that he lost the flesh in his hand.

"Cough! This little brother, please inform Lord Demon Emperor." Gu Zhu respectfully saluted Ying Qingtian.Although this is just a small dilapidated room, and the sound insulation is not good, it is very likely that the Lord Demon Emperor has heard them coming, but the etiquette that should be left is still there.Anyway, Guzhu is not so bold as to directly knock on Yanze's door.

Ying Qingtian: "..." Why can he always treat a good husband and wife as a doorman?He must be the most non-existent principal in history.Yingqing resigned herself to getting up from her pony horse.

In Shengxian Valley, although everyone has seen Yanze Huyingqingtian, no one would think that a strong man in the transformation stage would have any relationship with a little monk in the foundation establishment stage. Ze Yingying Qingtian is just "fresh for a while" and "will be discarded sooner or later".

Ying Qingtian didn't need to look to know that the stupid tiger was thinking about the problem of his spirit boat in the room again, so he just scratched the door outside and howled with his neck stuck: "Stupid tiger, the little wives you ordered have arrived !"

Valley owner: "..."

Girls: "..."

Ying Qingtian's casual attitude made people a little surprised. At that time, a few scheming girls taunted her: "Who is this, with such a casual attitude?"

"How dare you talk to Lord Demon Emperor like that?"

"What little wife, you really think you are the main wife, didn't you just crawl on the bed a few times?"

Yingqingtian's ears are not bad, these words fell into his ears without fail, making Yingqingtian smile or cry, finally thought about it, and laughed it off, anyway, I let myself take advantage of it, You have to let people have a mouthful, right?

"coming."

Yan Ze answered in the room, and then the door opened with a "squeak", and Yan Ze slowly walked out of the room.Yanze, the lazy tiger, didn't even bother to wear clothes, he was only wearing a loose bathrobe, but the moment he came out of the room, everyone felt that their legs couldn't close together!Immediately, everyone cast envious and jealous eyes on Ying Qingtian.

Oh shit!What kind of little wife and big wife, as long as Lord Yaohuang is willing to fuck me! !