[Cultivation] Demon Emperor

"What are you doing!! What are you doing!! What on earth are you going to do!!" Zhu Yun was so terrified that the hairs all over his body exploded, and these few words almost roared out in a rage.

The stupid tiger still maintained its original posture, and after realizing what was in his hand, he was completely petrified.

"What the hell! Stupid tiger, do you still have a conscience! If it weren't for you, would I be in this position today! Why don't you want to make up for me! You actually wanted to castrate me as soon as we met! You are really me! My good brother!" The last "good brother" Zhu Yun roared out with gritted teeth and stretched veins.

He ran all the way here, thinking he could find some treasure, but the treasure turned out to be the little brother of a good brother.The stupid tiger felt like he was dreaming.Pooh!Even in a dream, I dare not make it up like this!

"Why are you standing there in a daze! Hurry up and let go! Stupid!" Seeing that the stupid tiger still had a dreamy expression on his face, Zhu Yun exploded.

After being yelled at by Zhu Yun, the stupid tiger finally came back to his senses. He took one last look at the thing in his hand, let go of it silently, and rubbed his hand on his pants. After rubbing some sand and rubbing it, he finally said a heartbreaking sentence: "Aren't you not going to lift?"

"You don't do it! Your whole family doesn't do it!" Zhu Yun's face turned pale, "I'm soft when I'm facing people! It's always like this!"

Hehe, it seems that I know some terrible secret again.

Yanze: "Ah, your problem is quite unique. You don't work when you should, and you don't work when you shouldn't. No wonder you always wear loose pants. Don't you wobble when you walk hard?"

"Mom, why are you talking so much!" Zhu Yun was ashamed and angry, "Get me out of here!"

He was tired of doing it, he raised his eyebrows, smiled, and then stabbed Zhu Yun's heart with one sentence after another: "I see that your face is quite pale, why is there such a difference between the color on the top and the bottom?" How many? Is it scorched by thunder or tanned by the sun? I’ve seen a bird slither, but I’ve never seen you slither like this. This thunder boom dares to come out, what a bold person... ...Oh, bah! A dead duck is not afraid of boiling water, anyway, there is no use for keeping this thing, and it is good to have fun."

Zhu Yun: "I haven't seen you for thousands of years, your mouth is poisonous again."

The stupid tiger began to frown: "That's because you haven't seen my wife! His mouth is really poisonous."

Zhu Yun raised his eyebrows: "You still have a wife?"

"That's it!" The stupid tiger raised one of its tails to the sky, "It's fair and obedient, and even cooks, bathes, and rubs my stomach!"

Zhu Yun sneered: "I have a hundred and eighty 'daughters-in-law' like you in Jiuyishan. Aren't you just a servant, worth your blindness?"

The stupid tiger didn't care about it, and it was happy to be happy.

"Hehe," Zhu Yun couldn't see him like this: "Anyway, you are barren, and it's useless to have a wife. The cheap one is the old Wang next door."

Yan Ze didn't speak, and looked at Zhu Yun with a beaming smile.

Zhu Yun looked tired of Ze's appearance, and his heart skipped a beat at that moment: "Damn chicken! I'm really pregnant!? God's eyes are growing up?!"

Zhe Ze had a beating expression on his face that "a good character is distressed".

As a result, Zhu Yun, who was like a lighted firecracker at first, became silent instead, he was awkward for a long time, and said coyly: "Then you have to treat her well, it's not easy for us to get pregnant. "

Yanze Chunfeng rolled his eyes triumphantly and said to him, "First of all, you have to get hard."

Zhu Yun had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat: "Do you still want to have a good talk?"

Ze looked disgustedly stuck in the crevice of the rock and couldn't move Zhu Yun: "How did you get into this? Learning from Monkey King? You are stuck in the crevice of the rock because they are under the Five Fingers Mountain?"

"Can't I just jump out of the cracks in the rocks like others?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, so what happened when you were halfway through the jump? The stone was difficult to deliver?"

Zhu Yun: "..." Is your body really a tiger?Not a poisonous snake?

"Didn't we have a fight back then? I was directly beaten down from the demon spirit world by you, and passed through several planes. I tried my best to finally land on this plane. Who knows..." Zhu Yun twisted her body in the crack of the rock in shame, "It's stuck here."

"Pfft!" The stupid tiger was so happy that he almost sprayed Zhu Yun's face, "You are so accurate! I said you are stupid? Wouldn't you crawl out of your body? You just got stuck in a rock crack so honestly. Thousands of years? Don't tell me you've been here since you fell!"

Zhu Yun's face turned red again from the stupid tiger's anger: "I can't think of anything you can think of! Can you count on me? I'm not stuck by a crack in the rock, but by a plane! This rock crack is actually a plane crack, half of me is in this plane, and the other half is in that plane! Damn, the original power was lost when I fell, and I can't get out at all with my current ability!"

However, the point of the stupid tiger is: "So you have really been stuck in this broken rock crevice for thousands of years?" How many thousands of years ago did they turn their faces?

Zhu Yun was furious: "It has been stuck in the crack of this plane for thousands of years!"

"Is there a difference?"

"Plane Rift sounds less cowardly!"

The stupid tiger sighed, and said earnestly: "Silly boy, the lining is gone, what face do you want?"

"It's because the lining is gone, so I want face!"

The stupid tiger glanced at Zhu Yun's crotch quietly: "That's not what your bird said. Or do you think it's a particularly long-faced thing for a big man to be stuck here for thousands of years like an exhibitionist? "

Zhu Yun felt another arrow shot in his heart: "Damn it, it's because my clothes are rotten! I thought I could tear this crack open when I cultivated some strength. Come up, I didn’t tear the crack, but called Lei Jie. I’m such a fucking dog! My strength has reached the upper limit of this plane’s tolerance, and I can’t improve anymore. Lei Jie keeps urging me to ascend, but This level of strength is far from enough to tear apart the cracks, so... what the hell is going on with this plane! Why is the upper limit of tolerance for strength so low! I can't imagine how there is such a rubbish plane in this world!"

"So Lei Jie had to use lightning to strike you all the time? Not only have you been stuck in the cracks of the rock for thousands of years, but you have also been struck by lightning for thousands of years?" The stupid tiger was delighted. Trapped somewhere, but I never expected, oh, I never expected, to be so aggrieved.

"Otherwise, you think the clothes made by Zanhaisi are so easy to rot!" They were all chopped to pieces!Or have been hacking and chopping for thousands of years!

"This is fate~ It's the same as coming to the lower realm. I want my daughter-in-law to have a daughter-in-law, and my son to have a son. Why do you recite it like this." The stupid tiger gloated.

Zhu Yun: "Hehe." He always felt that the kid from the stupid tiger belonged to the old king next door, but he didn't want to have a hard time with the stupid tiger before he came out of this crack, "Get me out quickly."

"No hurry, no hurry." Stupid Tiger sat down cross-legged slowly in a bachelor's way, "Brothers still have to settle accounts, not to mention we have broken off friendship, we can't talk about conditions or anything like that?"

Zhu Yun was taken aback for a moment, then his face turned black, and he didn't dare to tear his face apart with the stupid tiger, so he had to suppress his anger: "What do you want to talk about?"

The stupid tiger looked at Zhu Yun with squinted eyes and smiled: "I don't want much, not much."

As soon as Zhu Yun heard the word "not much", he couldn't help shaking his body, and his chrysanthemum tightened.I grew up wearing a pair of trousers, this tiger said that I want a lot.

"I want the heart of the dragon, the marrow of the ancient phoenix..." The stupid tiger listened to him, and said a few more things in Zhu Yun's ear.

"You fart!" Zhu Yun was furious.

The stupid tiger stared at Zhu Yun for a while: "Then there is nothing to talk about." After speaking, he got up and left.

"Come back!" Seeing that Yan Ze really wanted to leave, Zhu Yun's heart ached, "I promise you." How important is freedom in these external things, when he goes out, what natural treasures can't be obtained?It's just that he had worked so hard to get these things back then, so it always hurts to give them away for nothing.You must know that after slaughtering Minglong, he fell into a deep sleep for nearly 900 years because of his severe injuries.

Yan Zemu turned back with a sullen face: "I haven't finished yet. Add Duotianmu and Nine Revolutions Jieshi Pill."

Zhu Yun: "Your mother [wow——], spit out my primordial power, and I will come out myself!" He has lived for nearly ten thousand years, and he only works for this tiger!Had I known what he was collecting these treasures of heaven and earth for?

"Hehe." Yanze seemed to see through his inner thoughts, "Just have fun secretly, if you don't have these things, I won't save you even if I see it." He is such a tiger who doesn't get up early. .

Zhu Yun: "Hehe." I have the guts to wait for Lao Tzu to go out.

"You'd better not play any tricks." Yanze reminded kindly, "I can knock you down once, and I can knock you down a second time."

While Yan Ze and Zhu Yun were eating and working hard together, Ying Qingtian was also walking further and further away in the suburbs. Although he took two pairs of miasma-removing powder from his storage bag and took them out, he did Useless.The red rash on his body became more and more severe, and the itching made his whole body uncomfortable. Even the little tiger began to appear suspicious red rashes. The little tiger's physique should be stronger than his, but it was so itchy that he screamed, poor Ying. Qingtian, the daddy, not only wants to scratch himself, but also scratches the little tiger.It was miserable along the way.

"Why not. If we go any further, we will reach the beach." Ying Qingtian stuffed two more Baidujie pills into his mouth, and he became more and more suspicious that Huang Han had tricked him into this pool.