[Cultivation] Demon Emperor

Even if Zhu Yun held back all his energy and wanted to see the tiger make a fool of himself, he felt that this condition was too much.As long as they have been in the world of demon spirits, no one knows how important this hair is to this rambunctious tiger.First of all, for a single tiger who has been single for thousands of years, a hairy body is his wife.Every year when the little animals have their brains full of sperm, he has to use this sleek and beautiful fur to lure young and juicy girls.Secondly, for a tiger, the fur of this body is his capital to show off.The thicker the hair, the denser and denser = the more powerful, the more majestic, the more majestic, this is the source of his aura as the boss.The last point, and the most important point, is that Yanze likes his hair.Yes, it's because I like it. As the saying goes, money can't buy me happiness, and the superiors are so self-willed.

"Do you want this tiger to shave itself? How is it possible!" Zhu Yun twitched his mouth and kindly reminded Snake Zu, "Have you forgotten how this tiger became famous?"

"Famous?" Ying Qingtian couldn't help becoming curious.He has a good relationship with the tiger, but he doesn't know anything about the stupid tiger's past. As soon as Zhu Yun made a statement, he immediately questioned him.

Zhu Yun has always been a diffuser of gossip, as long as someone dares to ask, he dares to answer.So, with his legs crossed, he sat on the grass and told Yingqingtian the story of the tiger in those days: "That stupid thing had just ascended to the demon spirit world. He was unfamiliar with the place and kept a low profile. A great old monster called Master Siyu."

Ying Qingtian patted her chin when she heard this: "Really Siyu? The name is quite elegant."

"Ruya fart!" Zhu Yun snorted, "That Daoist Siyu is obsessed with refining weapons, collecting materials in the demon spirit world every day, and his methods are cruel."

"Did he kill a lot of monsters for refining weapons?" Yingqing's heart tightened. In the world of demon spirits, monsters are naturally the most.

But Zhu Yun shook his head: "No, he didn't kill any monsters."

Ying Qingtian breathed a sigh of relief: "Then why do you say that he is cruel?" Being with the tiger, his attitude towards monsters is also very different from before.

"Because what he did was crueler than killing them." Zhu Yun smiled slightly, but there was a chill between his brows and eyes, "When taking the horns of the consonants, he directly poached the horns from the living consonants, and let the consonances that lost the horns flow out The brains of the whole place were dying of pain, when taking the wolf teeth, they directly cut off the wolf's mouth..."

Before Zhu Yun could finish his sentence, Ying Qingtian, a brain-supplementer, felt disgusted and stopped him: "Please skip the detailed description and just talk about what happened afterwards."

Zhu Yun glanced at him, and finally decided to take care of the weak human monk's heart: "Everyone in the demon spirit world hates him to the bone, but his cultivation level is too high, which makes people helpless. Later, this Siyu When Daoist was refining the Immortal Extinguishing Bow, he found that he was missing a handful of hair from the Sunda tiger's butt."

Butt hair... ass hair...

"So he made the idea on the stupid tiger?" Ying Qingtian already understood the direction of the story.

"Well," Zhu Yun nodded, "I can't even touch the tiger's buttocks, let alone want to pluck the hair on the tiger's buttocks. Master Siyu has stabbed a hornet's nest. The stupid tiger chased him alive for 20 years, and finally ..."

"Finally?" Thinking of Tiger's character of revenge, Ying Qingtian shivered.

A happy expression appeared on Zhu Yun's face: "In the end, the stupid tiger crippled his spiritual roots with one move, and even had his hair and teeth pulled out one by one."

Ying Qingtian: "...that's it?" He thought what the tiger was going to do.

"Isn't it cruel enough?!" Zhu Yun was a little surprised.Fur is a very precious thing!

Ying Qingtian: "Actually, hair or something...is not an important thing for human beings."

Zhu Yun let out a "cut", "Of course it's nothing to pull it out once, but what if it lasts 50 years?"

Ying Qingtian's eyes widened: "What do you mean?"

"The tiger gave him the magic elixir, every time he plucked out a hair, more hair would grow the next day, one by one, day by day, every day, every day, every day, more and more hair , the more you pull it out, the longer it will get... 50 years if you pull it out like this."

Yingqing Tiannao made up the scene, and had a cold war: "Why is it 50 years?"

"In the beginning, the hair grew on his scalp. After a few years of plucking, the entire scalp was pulled out because of too much plucking, and then the hair grew out of his skull. After the skull was pulled out, the hair fell directly. It grew in his brain..." Zhu Yun shrugged, "50 years later, his brain has been emptied by the hair, and he will die naturally."

"Damn it, someone does such a disgusting thing." Ying Qingtian covered her mouth.

Zhu Yun crossed his legs and changed to a more comfortable position on the grass: "Not only is someone doing it, but it has to be done by someone. Those monsters who were mutilated and killed by him all want to do this job. You I didn't see it. The monster beasts waiting to pluck the hair of Master Siyu have been lined up from the dungeon of Qianhuang Palace to the street. It's a huge crowd. Therefore, the stupid tiger became famous in this battle. "

Ying Qingtian peeked at the livid-faced tiger beside her, suddenly worried.Back then, Master Siyu only thought about the hair on his buttocks, but he was made like this by this tiger. This time, Master Snake put his thoughts on the hair on his whole body!Can this Nima bear it? !

"How about it? Tiger, do you want to do it?" The snake ancestor in the picture seemed to have found something very interesting, he touched the ring on his hand and laughed confidently.

Ying Qingtian thought that if the stupid tiger didn't blow it up on the spot, it would at least scratch Hua Snake Zu's pretty little face, but to Ying Qingtian's surprise, the stupid tiger was actually very calm: "If it's just a shave, it's nothing special. of."

Yingqingtian: "!!!"

Zhu Yun: "Has your brain been caught by the gap in time and space?" The stupid tiger will say something that the fur is not important at all one day?

Even a dog who has been shaved will be so depressed that he doesn't want to go out, let alone such a proud tiger.

Yan Ze looked at Ying Qingtian: "If you can take you back to the demon spirit world just by shaving a little hair... that would be a good deal." The stupid tiger easily drew "Everyone <fur< Daughter-in-law and son" is the inequality.

"Wait a minute!" Ying Qingtian suddenly said, and stepped forward to hold the stupid tiger's hand tightly.All eyes were on him.

Ying Qingtian has always been living quietly, he is rarely the focus of attention, especially in this situation.It didn't feel good to be stared at by three top powerhouses, but he still tried his best to meet the chilling and terrifying gaze of the Snake Ancestor.

"What's so interesting about a shaved tiger! Are you interested in watching me shave my head?" Ying Qingtian went all out.

Stupid tiger: "Daughter-in-law!"

Ying Qingtian held onto the stupid tiger's hand tightly: "It's okay, as long as you don't dislike me because I'm bald."

"Uh..." Zhu Yun scratched his forehead with his fingers, "I think he just wanted to remind you that monks are all bald."

Yingqing was puzzled: "So?"

Snake ancestor: "I think hairless tigers are relatively rare."

Stupid Tiger: "How did you come to the conclusion that a bald head is more interesting than a hairless tiger?"

Damn, I'm here to help you!You wolf-hearted stupid*tiger!Ying Qingtian suddenly felt a sense of sadness of being treated like a donkey with good intentions.He just wanted to be someone else's caring little padded jacket, but people still thought he was a black hearted padded jacket.

"Go and shave yourself! Shave off! Don't come back to see me if you don't want to shave!" Shouted Ying Xiaoshou, the real, counterfeit and shoddy padded jacket, destined to be disliked.

"But I'm still very moved, my wife~" The stupid tiger pecked Yingqingtian's face, "I'm going to shave, my wife." Then Yanze turned into a majestic big tiger like this, Run away like an arrow.

Ying Qingtian turned her face away in disappointment. Although she was very angry, she was more moved in her heart.

It's just...why is this rhythm a bit wrong?

"Aw! Aww!!"

After a burst of screams, a still majestic big tiger ran back from a distance, with a shaved... small tiger in its mouth...

The stupid tiger ran back with the cub in its mouth, and threw the naked little thing in front of Snake Zu: "You want a hairless tiger."

Zhu Yun/Ying Qingtian/Snake Ancestor: "..."

Zhu Yun: "I'm speechless."

Yingqingtian: "1"

Snake ancestor: "10086"

I have only seen a cheating son before, but I have never seen such a cheating father!

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"Definitely Not! !

After the little stupid tiger made a huge sacrifice, the snake ancestor who was subdued by the stupid tiger with his face and bottom line finally made a retreat: "You are cruel."