[Cultivation] Demon Emperor

"Disease?!" The stupid tiger couldn't help but tremble a few times when he heard these two words, his mind was blown, he just grabbed Zhu Yun's collar and shook it vigorously, "My daughter-in-law has a dystocia, what should I do?! What manage?!"

Zhu Yun was shaken so badly by him that he felt that his head was about to fall off. He grabbed the stupid tiger's hand and broke off one finger at a time. Smoothing out the creases of the wrinkled collar, he finally said in a relaxed tone: "I don't know, I have never had a child, so how do I know what to do."

Stupid Tiger: "..."

Before the stupid tiger could speak, Ying Qingtian held his stomach and yelled, "Stupid tiger! Come back! Don't listen to his nonsense! He is about to give birth! His whole family is about to give birth!" Ying Qingtian was already in pain. Fainted out, he didn't dare to close his eyes when he heard the conversation between the two of them, he struggled to get out and roared, and suddenly he became much more energetic.

The stupid tiger looked at Ying Qingtian, then at Zhu Yun, biting his nails anxiously: "Is that right?"

Ying Qingtian: "Absolutely not!" He is a pure man, pure!The worst thing he has done in his life is to be raped by a tiger on the ground. If he is still pregnant...if he can still give birth... Damn, this world is absolutely impossible!

Ying Qingtian shook her head, trying to drive out all the messy thoughts in her mind.It must be because of the oath made by the stupid tiger that he will be in pain, eh!Absolutely!It's all the stupid tiger's fault.

Just when Ying Qingtian was trying to throw the blame on the stupid tiger, Zhu Ermoyun had already started to guide the stupid tiger to use his own strength to reason: "Is it going to give birth? Don't you know if you calculate the due date? If you, a fighting race, want to conceive a cub at least 2000 years ago, right? When was your wife conceived? Don’t you know the exact date?”

"That's right! Why didn't I think of it!" The stupid tiger suddenly realized, and then asked a mysterious question, "What's the date today?"

As soon as this question came out, both of them fell into a mysterious silence, only Yingqing's anxious moans became louder and louder.

This person, the longer he lives, the more he has no concept of time.Especially for these immortal beasts, time has no meaning at all. It is enough for them to distinguish between yesterday, today and tomorrow. If it is not enough, then add the day before yesterday and the day after tomorrow.

After a while of awkward silence, Zhu Yun hesitated and said, "What date is it today?"

The stupid tiger counted the days until his hair turned white, but he was still not sure: "It seems to be September 96345, 9?"

Zhu Yun stood at the commanding heights of IQ and launched a wave of ridicule at the stupid tiger: "Where did the 31st come from in September? Did you take out your pig's brain and heat the hot pot?"

The stupid tiger gave him a gouged look: "Then today is October 10st."

Zhu Yun: "..." You are so casual.

"But it's wrong ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" The stupid tiger raised his head to the sky and roared, "my daughter-in-law was conceived in July 96333, no matter what, it will take thousands of years to give birth!"

Zhu Yun: "You are enough, how do I remember that today is April 86431, Tongli 4?"

Stupid tiger: "... How old is your old almanac? You are so old that you have one leg into the coffin, okay? Today is October 96345, Tongli 10."

Zhu Yun raised a finger, as if there was only one truth, and smiled evilly: "April 86431, 4. What? Want to fight?"

The focus has been taken to the stupid tiger in Siberia: "Afraid of you?!"

Ying Qingtian: "..." You two are enough, this is the first time I saw my daughter-in-law beside her in pain until she didn't know if she would live or die, and the husband actually fought with others over the date of today.If God allows him to survive today's test, he must seriously consider the issue of remarriage.

"You guys... that's enough..." Ying Qingtian let out a weak cry of grief, his grief already became a river without going against the current.

"Daughter-in-law..." Hearing Ying Qingtian's voice, the stupid tiger immediately jumped back and hugged him, "You and Zai Zai will be fine, trust me, I won't let anything happen to you."

Before Ying Qingtian could comment on this guarantee, Zhu Yun broke the stage first: "So now you know how to deliver babies again?"

"What's the problem! Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run?" The stupid tiger ran to a flat rock with Ying Qingtian in his arms, found a comfortable place to put Ying Qingtian down, turned his head and began to tear clothes on yourself.

"What the hell are you doing, dead tiger?!" Ying Qingtian turned pale with shock, even if he was going to deliver the baby, which midwife would tear her clothes as soon as she came up?Those who knew it was going to deliver babies, but those who didn't know thought it was going to be a field battle.

The stupid tiger "Kaka" tore off two strips of cloth from his clothes, and regardless of Ying Qingtian's willingness or not, he stuffed them into his mouth: "Daughter-in-law, bite!"

Yingqingtian's front teeth were about to be stuffed by him, so she had to bite down unwillingly.

After finishing all this, the stupid tiger silently stepped aside and took a deep breath.Just when Ying Qingtian thought he was going to do something, he suddenly sank into his dantian, and burst out a series of words: "Daughter-in-law! Work hard! The head has come out! Work hard! Take a deep breath!"

Ying Qingtian: "..." Ying Qingtian, who had a cloth strip in her mouth, forgot even the pain when she heard these words.Do you think that a cloth strip in your mouth is called a midwife!Do you think the midwife is on the sidelines as a cheerleader!Do you think that the louder the voice, the better the technique!Nima, if you want to deliver a baby like this, there will be a lot of dead bodies and two lives.

Zhu Yun silently patted the stupid tiger on the shoulder: "I can't stand it anymore, bring your wife and we'll find an experienced one."

Ying Qingtian silently covered her face: "How can I spread such a thing like you?" Stupid tiger, you must be because you are too old so no girls are willing to have children with you.

The place where Snake Ancestor lived was notoriously poor, not to mention the bitter cold, and the poisonous mist lingered outside the poisonous dragon stream all the year round.After hearing Zhu Yun's words, the stupid tiger spread his consciousness for hundreds of miles in one breath, but he didn't sense a living person.

The stupid tiger withdrew his consciousness, looked down at Ying Qingtian, who was already sweating profusely in pain, and said with a bitter taste in his mouth, "There is not even a living person, where can I find someone with experience?"

"You are stupid, didn't the wife of Snake Ancestor give birth to a child?" Zhu Yun really didn't want to remind him.

There was light in the stupid tiger's eyes.

She didn't take the pregnancy they said seriously at all. Ying Qingtian looked at the light in his eyes, and couldn't help but tremble twice: "I won't go!" What if someone gets a pulse and I just have the most common stomach trouble?

"Don't play with your temper." The stupid tiger couldn't help saying, picked him up and rushed to the Snake Ancestor's cave.

Ao Jia was sitting on the bed untying the bundled tails of her two brats when suddenly three people came in from the cave, and they were startled when they saw the battle: "What's the matter?"

Ao Jia was also dumbfounded when he heard the stupid tiger explain the cause and effect: "But I gave birth to the snake cub after sleeping. Is this also considered experience?"

Stupid Tiger & Zhu Yun: "..."

Ying Qingtian looked terrified: "These two little ghosts were really born by you? Your own?!" Because the stupid tiger had already given him a soul-shouling pill on the way, he is still awake now.

"Besides, it was very easy for me to give birth to snake cubs. The two snakes were as thick as my little finger, and they were smooth. They came out as soon as I pulled them." Ao Jia looked at the stupid tiger, "Your wife gave birth to a tiger... I Worry……"

Stupid tiger: "..." Blame me.After all, my daughter-in-law didn't give birth to a tiger, so I should be worried!

After listening to the whole video, Yingqingtian: (#Д) What? !Men can actually give birth! ! !

"You can show him first," Zhu Yun said, "I gave him Soul Shou Wan pills on the way, and his life is not in danger. I just want to know how long he will be in pain."

"That's right, that's right," the stupid tiger nodded, "I haven't given birth to a child before, I don't understand this, but seeing my wife hurt me so much, how long will it take for him to give birth to a cub? Is there any way to speed it up? "

"I'll show him." Ao Jia took a step forward, catching Ying Qingtian's pulse.

Ying Qingtian is still immersed in the recoil of the collapse of the world view.

"Did those two snake cubs really be born by you?" Ying Qingtian looked at Ao Jia who was taking her own pulse carefully, with complicated emotions beyond words.

"Oh, yes."

Ying Qingtian received a positive answer: This is a ghost story.

"He's in a very bad condition, and he'll probably be in pain for at least three to five days." Ao Jia came to a pessimistic conclusion.

"Then what to do! My daughter-in-law will die of pain!"

"Where is Snake Patriarch?" Ao Jia asked suddenly, "He was the one who nursed me back then."

Zhu Yun: "I can't find anyone and I can't get in touch."

Hearing this answer, Ao Jia was stunned for a moment, then sneered: "I'll go find him."

Sure enough, as soon as the expert made a move, he knew if there was any. It didn't take long for Snake Ancestor to come back with a very clear slap mark on his face. As soon as he entered the door, he gave instructions in a cheerful manner: "Take off your clothes first."

"Oh (-w-｀)," the stupid tiger who was stunned by the idea of ​​"going to be a father" began to take off his clothes with ease.

Snake Ancestor: "..."

Zhu Yun: "..."

Ao Jia: "..."

Ying Qingtian: "Are you really not understanding or are you pretending not to understand?"

Snake Ancestor: "How many women have you seen giving birth wearing clothes?"

The stupid tiger looked at Yingqingtian, then at Snake Ancestor, and gradually understood, and suddenly turned pale in shock: "No! You can pick me up, but you can't pick up my wife's clothes!"

Ying Qingtian silently sneaked behind the stupid tiger.

Although she was a bit of a dick, when she thought about undressing in front of strangers she had only met once, Ying Qingtian still supported the stupid tiger's behavior of protecting food, even though it was going to hurt him to death.

Snake Ancestor thought about it for a while, and he could quite understand the stupid tiger's mood of wanting to monopolize his wife: "That's fine, then expose your wife's belly, and I'll cut her open."