[Cultivation] Demon Emperor

"Stupid tiger, save me!" Ying Qingtian shouted, waking up from the dream profusely in sweat.He panted slightly, calmed down a little, and immediately found himself lying in the room where the stupid tiger had been lying, covered with a thick tiger skin mattress, the stove in the room was burning hot, and there was a bowl of warm water on the bedside. good tits.

Ying Qingtian picked up the bowl and drank it all in one gulp, remembering the tragedy of being cut open by the Snake Ancestor just now, he stretched out his hands to hold down his stomach with some fear.Well, it is smooth, intact, and there is no wound on the stomach. It seems that this is really just a dream.

Ying Qingtian was completely relieved, and was about to retreat into the quilt for a good night's sleep, when the door slammed open, and the stupid tiger came in with a small quilt wrapped in it.

"Hey, where's my grandma, where's my grandma?" The stupid tiger searched in the room as soon as he came in.

"Aren't your tits on your chest?" Ying Qingtian burst into a dirty joke.

The stupid tiger lowered his head, only to realize Ying Qingtian: "Yo, wife, are you awake?"

Ying Qingtian responded casually, and was about to tell Stupid Tiger that she had a very real dream, but when she raised her head and met Stupid Tiger's eyes, she realized that Stupid Tiger's mood was not right.His two eyes are like two night pearls, shining brightly in everything he sees, and his whole body is radiant from the inside out.

Ying Qingtian was at a loss for words for a while, and searched her brain to find out a word to describe the stupid tiger: it's like eating meth, it's extremely hyperactive.

Before Ying Qingtian could ask what medicine he had taken, the stupid tiger approached him with two big eyes like night pearls, and said in a poisoned voice: "Daughter-in-law, take a look at what this is?"

Ying Qingtian's first reaction was to cover her eyes: "Damn it, I don't want to look at it, pull up your pants!" I vaguely remember that stupid tiger pulled himself into a corner in such a mysterious way when he just transformed, and then mouthed After saying this, she took off her pants, and then... there was no more, Ying Qingtian didn't close her legs for three days.

Stupid tiger: "..." Nima, there is a tacit agreement!

"Daughter-in-law, take a look, look quickly!"

Ying Qingtian showed a slit between his fingers, and scanned it up and down, and after making sure there was nothing unsuitable for children or adults, he put down his hand covering his eyes.

"Look at this." Stupid Tiger moved his hand forward.

Ying Qingtian smiled when she saw the contents of the cotton bag: "I thought something was wrong, please do me, I'll make it for you."

Stupid Tiger: "Do?"

Ying Qingtian stretched her waist: "Steamed or braised? Let's do it secretly, just this big mouse. Don't let Zhu Yun and the others know about it, or there will be trouble again."

The stupid tiger looked at the cotton bag, then at Yingqingtian, and the two eyes that looked like little pearls went out with a "puchi".

Ying Qingtian looked at the stupid tiger's expression and smiled: "Hahaha, look at you stupid, I'm joking."

The stupid tiger breathed a sigh of relief, and said, daughter-in-law, you are naughty, how can my daughter be like a big mouse, and was about to say something, when Yingqing said: "There are so many people, why don't you make some soup?" , but you have to wash the dishes."

Stupid Tiger: "...Let's get a divorce."

Yingqingtian: "Σ(っ°Д°;) っhey?!!!" Stupid tiger, is there someone outside? !

"Wait," Ying Qingtian suddenly remembered, "None of us have ever been married."

Stupid tiger: "How can you be such a father! This is your daughter!!!"

"What?!" Yingqing was shocked! The memories in the "dream" flooded into my mind like a tide.He remembered that Snake Ancestor pulled out an intestine from his stomach, could it be! ! ! !

"This, this, this...is my intestines?!" Ying Qingtian looked more and more like it.

"Your daughter grows like an intestine!" The stupid tiger hugged the little tiger with a look of grief and indignation, as if he was going to throw his daughter into the river in the next moment.Completely forget that Ying Qingtian's daughter and his daughter are actually the same.

There is no way to live this day, it is fine if there is no tacit understanding between husband and wife, father and daughter are connected, and there is no tacit understanding between father and daughter!Where did the legendary feeling of "wanting to be close for no reason" go when you saw your own daughter?Have you been eaten by a dog? !

Yingqingtian didn't have time to worry about the stupid tiger's attitude, he looked at the small one in the cotton bag, he didn't think it was stupid tiger, but when he said it, the more Yingqingtian looked at it, the more it looked like a tiger.

"Is this... really my birth?" Yingqing's heart was about to melt.

The stupid tiger was a little angry, hugged the little tiger and leaned towards Yingqingtian: "Daughter-in-law, look how much she looks like you."

Ying Qingtian: "..." Are you so funny?Except for her husband, where does his whole body look like a tiger?And what is there to be proud of when a girl looks like a man?

Ying Qingtian silently dipped her fingers in some of the leftover milk and brought it to the little tiger's mouth. The little one smelled the fragrance of milk, so it moved over and sucked vigorously.

The stupid tiger was so happy that he turned his head and saw the empty bowl beside the bed: "Daughter-in-law, you actually drank your daughter's milk!!!"

Yingqingtian: "..."

The little tiger who had just finished playing wild outside rushed in and saw such a happy reunion of a family of three, and immediately suffered [-] points of magic damage.

"Aww! Aww!" The little tiger rolled on the ground in pain.

Ying Qingtian glanced at the little tiger rolling on the ground, and asked curiously, "Is he performing some kind of show?"

Hearing his words, the little tiger only had a dazed face: "..."

"Oh," the stupid tiger glanced at the little tiger, "The brat is jealous, just ignore him, just give him a good beating."

Little Tiger: "..." Am I still not my own? !

Ying Qingtian rolled her eyes, a stupid tiger, and opened her hands: "Hey, come into Dad's arms."

With an "ow", the little tiger slammed into Ying Qingtian's arms like a small cannonball, and licked and licked his face again and again.The child with a bitter face finally found the appearance of his biological parents.

Ying Qingtian touched the little tiger for a while, and suddenly found a problem, pointing to the little tiger, she asked, "Wait, this one was also born to me?"

Little Tiger:"……"

Stupid Tiger: "Twins, what do you think?"

"I can't!" Ying Qingtian was about to jump up, "Why is one so big and the other... so small? Could it be that the small one was conceived by the shot yesterday?!"

Stupid tiger: "You have too much brains to make up for." If you can conceive once, the ancestral grave will be smoked. If you can conceive him with just a random shot, you can't be laughed at for so many years.

Ying Qingtian compared the two tigers, still unacceptable: "Is it deformed?"

The stupid tiger thought for a while, then raised his big hand and gave the little tiger a shudder: "I'll let you snatch my sister's nutrition in my stomach."

The little tiger ate his meal for nothing, and with a bewildered expression on his face, he looked at his own father and let out a tragic "ow".

Ying Qingtian suddenly felt distressed, he subconsciously hugged the little tiger tightly: "Are you such a father?!"

"Son, that's the way it should be." Stupid Tiger said confidently, "Where did you get so delicate!"

The little tiger twisted like a twist in Yingqingtian's arms.

"Hehehe," the stupid tiger stared at Yingqingtian and the two little tigers for a while, "Daughter-in-law, we have a child, and we have returned to the demon spirit world. Look, do we have to..."

Ying Qingtian was having a good time stroking the little tiger's fur, when the stupid tiger suddenly said something like this, startled: "What do you mean?"

The stupid tiger looked happy: "Have a drink."

Ying Qingtian blushed all of a sudden: "Why did you suddenly think of this?"

"It's just that I suddenly feel that it's interesting to have someone by my side." The stupid tiger silently put his arms around Ying Qingtian's shoulders.In fact, he was prepared to raise the little tiger alone back then. After all, in places like the Lower Realm, there are a lot of wonderful things to catch. What if he meets someone who doesn't have long eyes?If you can get together and part ways, you can get together and part ways, but if you don't have eyes for stalking, then I'm sorry.

"Oh~" Ying Qingtian laughed, "So you are proposing marriage?"

The stupid tiger shook his eyebrows: "Huh? What do you think of this deity? Is it because your ancestral grave is smoking with you?"

Ying Qingtian: "You don't like taking a bath."

Stupid Tiger: "That's to maintain manliness."

Ying Qingtian: "You are still stupid."

Stupid Tiger: "Great wisdom is like a fool."

Yingqingtian: "You are lewd~slutty."

Stupid tiger: "A tiger with an upright and vigorous energy in its prime."

Ying Qingtian: "Hehe."

Stupid tiger: "Anyway, you just accept your fate. You are not familiar with the world of demon spirits. Who else do you know besides me? Who else can you rely on?"

Damn it, this scheming tiger!

Ying Qingtian thought for a while: "Anyway, I have successfully smuggled to the upper realm, let me tell you the truth, you are just a ticket to me." Hmph, this tiger has never chased him seriously , I have never been in a serious relationship with him, let alone have a little romance, I know love, I have two children, and I proposed with a look of "wait for me, come and hug my thigh" , Want to trick yourself into his thief ship?

Stupid tiger: "Daughter-in-law, what are you arguing about? Can you still live a good life?"

Yingqingtian: "Hmph ~"

The stupid tiger thought for a while, and threw the cotton cloth in his hand in the direction of the little tiger: "My dear son, take my sister out to play, my father proposed marriage."

When he likes someone, he will be his good son, and when he doesn't like him, he will call him a bastard... Despite such slander, the little tiger still obediently went out with his sister in his mouth.

As soon as the little tiger went out, Ying Qingtian let out a scream: "Stupid tiger, are you in heat? Has it come again?!"

Hehe, I have special marriage proposal skills.

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