[Cultivation] Demon Emperor
Chapter 130 Extra Story 1: Stupid Husband and Wife Love Me Again
The stupid tiger always thought that the big difference between the two brothers and sisters was because the little stupid tiger robbed the little tiger of nutrients in Ying Qingtian's stomach.However, when the two brats grew up to the point where they could not only make soy sauce but also beat people, the stupid tiger felt that his cognition had gone wrong.It's obviously the younger sister Hu who took away all the nutrition from the little tiger, okay? !
The three adults sat in the small pavilion in the back garden of the Qianhuang Palace, watching the little sister Hu, who was only as tall as the adults' knees, press the circle of the snake ancestor's family on the ground and beat them unilaterally.
Zhu Yun propped his chin up, appreciating the aesthetics of violence with relish, finally licked his teacup, smacked his lips in satisfaction and asked, "Don't you two want to say something as fathers?"
Snake Ancestor held the fishy liquid in front of him, looked at the three little balls that were huddled together, and didn't even blink his eyes: "Don't be afraid of being beaten if you have something to provoke."
"What a ruthless father," Zhu Yun smacked his lips.Snake ancestors gave birth to sons to keep their wives, and stupid tigers married wives to have children. They focused on different things, so in order to better understand the diversity of fatherhood, he interviewed stupid tiger again, "This Dad, what do you think?"
The stupid tiger slapped the fruit on his table and said, "Well played! She is indeed my own daughter! She has the demeanor of my past! How is it? Do you accept the dead house snake? Tiger brand girl, a Hit you two!"
Snake Ancestor's eyelids twitched, and he raised one eyebrow quietly watching the stupid tiger pretending: "Are you not worried at all?"
Stupid Tiger: "What are you worried about?"
Snake Zu rushed to Nunuzui, the little tiger lying on the side.Back then, the little tiger who "goes up the tree to dig out birds' eggs, and retreats to piss on his father" was lying on the ground watching the battle with its ears deflated, and almost burrowed into the ground with its tail between its legs.
"This face looks weak." Snake Ancestor cut his mouth straight, every word piercing his heart.
The stupid tiger looked at it for a while, and finally covered his face: "Hey~"
After so many years, the little tiger is going to become a heart disease of the stupid tiger.
Because Hu Xiaomei was very small when she was born and she was a little girl, Stupid Tiger and Ying Qingtian inevitably had to pay more attention to Hu Xiaomei at first, but after a few years, the funny couple suddenly It was found that, whether it is tallness or talent, Hu Xiaomei is much better than the little tiger.After so many years, little sister Hu has become a pink and tender little dumpling, while the little tiger is still the same green and yellow, lumpy like a big cat.
So the little tiger especially liked the two snake cubs of the snake ancestor's family.
It is estimated that Snake Zu's family does not grow hair. The two cubs of his family are surprised to see the furry little tiger. When the little tiger played with the two cubs of Snake Zu's family, they were often pulled by their tails. As for the ears, sometimes the cubs would bite if their hair was touched by them.However, it's useless. Don't look at the two cubs of Snake Zu's family closing the door and biting fiercely, but when they go out, it's called unity.As the saying goes, two fists are no match for four hands, and the two snake cubs fought against each other in unison, suppressing the little tiger to the point where it could only lie on the ground and be touched honestly.The bullied little tiger begged his father for help, but it was of no use. It was all children's business. The stupid tiger had always been big-hearted and believed in the policy of "of course such a cute boy should be raised rough". He didn't care about it at all, which directly led to the result that the little tiger ran away when he saw the snake.
Until Little Sister Tiger was born.
That year, the little tiger girl who was only in human form wore a pink and tender skirt and turned into a brother control, holding her own little tiger brother under her arm, holding a small bench with one hand, chasing and beating two snake cubs Santiaojie finally rescued his elder brother from the dire straits.During the whole process, the little tiger's eyes were filled with tears of humiliation.That's right, little tiger, a brat, obviously came out so much earlier than little sister Hu, but... he couldn't take human form.The palm-sized little tiger girl has grown into a little ball in a skirt, but he can only wear a tiger skin and be chased around by two idiots and snakes. There is no dawn on the long road of transformation.
"I was wondering if the little tiger was born prematurely." The stupid tiger said in a muffled voice, "Little sister can transform into a shape, but he is still such a big lump."
Zhu Yun thought for a while, comforted the stupid tiger and said: "Maybe it's with your wife?" The talent is very poor, the kung fu is very stupid, and the practice is very slow.
The stupid tiger read Zhu Yun's unspoken second half from Zhu Yun's narrow eyes without any pressure, and he smiled slightly: "Cooking is also very unpalatable, right?"
Zhu Yun's expression suddenly straightened: "At least it means it's his own!" Are you kidding me, eating every day is one of his few pleasures, okay?
It is Snake Ancestor who is more conscientious: "You should consider taking him to have a checkup. Maybe he was destroyed by your wife's fart during childbirth."
The stupid tiger who thought he had some constructive opinions: "Do you think my son is a fart that can collapse?"
Snake Ancestor: "That's two."
Stupid Tiger: "..."
"Beautiful job!" Zhu Yun gave Snake Zu a thumbs-up, "To be able to say such things in a serious manner is indeed a man who hides poison in his mouth."
Snake Ancestor: "You, a man with poison in his ass, are not bad."
Zhu Yun: "Everyone said it was the abdomen! The abdomen!" Ever since Yingqingtian came, the talk about the butt could not be stopped.
Stupid Tiger: "..." Young people are lively and cute.
In the lazy afternoon sun, a few small groups were fighting in full swing. Little sister Hu used one as a hundred, hooked around Quanquan's neck with one foot, and then sat down on Chacha's face.
"Brother, don't be afraid, I've already beaten them to the ground!" Younger sister Hu pressed hard on the writhing Chacha under her buttocks, and the little tiger, who was huddled in the corner, gave a not so ferocious smile.
Little Tiger: "Aww!" Be careful behind you!
Little Sister Hu: "Brother, what did you say?"
Chacha's lower body turned into a snake tail, and with one tail, Hu Xiaomei was rolled down, and the three little groups immediately fought into one again.
The stupid tiger couldn't help but sighed.Although the bloodline advantage that the little tiger inherits is enough to make him awe-inspiring in the lower realm, it is not enough to be seen when he is thrown into the various cubs in the demon spirit world, especially when he meets the two snake ancestors. .After all, it is a tiger, and it is sad enough to be petted and hugged by three small groups like a big cat every day, and now it can't even speak.
This is too outrageous, right?In the past, the children in the family used to say "you are the older brother, let the younger sister go", but in recent years, it has become "you are the younger sister, let the older brother go."In other families, the elder brother protects the younger sister, and in their family, the younger sister protects the older brother. When something happens, the little tiger will act coquettishly and act cute if he "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo". Call a diligent, almost copied out the unicorn arm.
Maybe you should find someone who knows how to do it.
"Son, come here!" Thinking of this, Stupid Tiger opened his arms towards his son.
A tiger-shaped shell immediately exploded into his arms.
"Aww~" The little tiger huddled vigorously in his father's arms, and even licked the stupid tiger's chin.
The stupid tiger looked at the playful and cute little tiger in his arms, and the faint voice of the snake ancestor came from next to his ears: "A breath of weakness."
My son didn't suffer, my son just didn't attack clearly!
So after enjoying the meal at night, the stupid tiger told Ying Qingtian about his thoughts.
"Find someone to take a look?"
Ying Qingtian was leaning over the table to draw a talisman with cinnabar, and when she heard this, she turned her head and looked at the siblings.The little tiger was taking a nap by the charcoal fire, and the little tiger sister was lying next to her brother, her eyes were shining, and she had an expression on her face that wanted to touch his brother's ears but didn't dare.
Yingqingtian looked at the little tiger for a while. Its fur was thick and bright, and it was as slippery as it could be. It was alive and kicking, soft and cute, and extremely healthy.The more Yingqing looked at it, the more satisfied she was with her son's raising skills: "Isn't this pretty good?"
"But didn't you realize that he won't grow up?" The stupid tiger was startled by Ying Qingtian's slowness.
Ying Qingtian stopped writing: "Didn't you say that the children in your family grow up slowly, some of them take shape in a hundred years, and some remain the same in a thousand years. Is the growth of the little tiger extremely normal?"
Stupid tiger: "..." That's what I said when I was so happy that I got a son, okay?
"Anyway, check, check, hey, you can't go wrong."
Ying Qingtian was silent for a while: "Who are you going to see?"
The stupid tiger took advantage of the situation and hugged Ying Qingtian: "It is best to be the patriarch. But our family is the only one left. I have looked through all the jade slips in the past few days, and I know that the little tiger should be a very rare medicinal spirit. But this kind of physique is rare, and I don’t know anything except knowing that this constitution is closely related to medicine. I think it’s only good and not bad to know about it.”
Ying Qingtian: "How did you act as a father?"
"what?"
"Why didn't you tell me sooner if you knew it earlier? What if there is something wrong and you delay it and miss the opportunity for treatment? Just know how to fuck, let me go!" Ying Qingtian pinched the stupid tiger Touching the hand on his waist.
The stupid tiger hugged him again without giving up: "...Do you think I'm planning for what to do if I can't be cured?"
"→_→What preparation?"
Stupid Tiger: "Hurry up and make another one!"
This stupid tiger deserves to beat a bachelor who has been fighting for thousands of years!
The stupid tiger hurriedly calmed his wife's anger: "Daughter-in-law, I have inquired about it. There are no monks with medicinal spirit bodies in the entire Upper Realm, but there is an old monk on the trade planet east of the Sea of Hope, who has researched all kinds of strange physiques. We Going there for a stroll, maybe you will gain something.”
Ying Qingtian: "Hehe, maybe?"
The stupid tiger put his legs together, and gave a military salute with a "snap": "Report to the commander, there must be something to gain!"
"That's about the same," Ying Qingtian circled around the stupid tiger, "If not..."
Old couples have been married for many years, and the stupid tiger will rush to answer: "I'll dig our patriarch up from the ground and ask!"
The three adults sat in the small pavilion in the back garden of the Qianhuang Palace, watching the little sister Hu, who was only as tall as the adults' knees, press the circle of the snake ancestor's family on the ground and beat them unilaterally.
Zhu Yun propped his chin up, appreciating the aesthetics of violence with relish, finally licked his teacup, smacked his lips in satisfaction and asked, "Don't you two want to say something as fathers?"
Snake Ancestor held the fishy liquid in front of him, looked at the three little balls that were huddled together, and didn't even blink his eyes: "Don't be afraid of being beaten if you have something to provoke."
"What a ruthless father," Zhu Yun smacked his lips.Snake ancestors gave birth to sons to keep their wives, and stupid tigers married wives to have children. They focused on different things, so in order to better understand the diversity of fatherhood, he interviewed stupid tiger again, "This Dad, what do you think?"
The stupid tiger slapped the fruit on his table and said, "Well played! She is indeed my own daughter! She has the demeanor of my past! How is it? Do you accept the dead house snake? Tiger brand girl, a Hit you two!"
Snake Ancestor's eyelids twitched, and he raised one eyebrow quietly watching the stupid tiger pretending: "Are you not worried at all?"
Stupid Tiger: "What are you worried about?"
Snake Zu rushed to Nunuzui, the little tiger lying on the side.Back then, the little tiger who "goes up the tree to dig out birds' eggs, and retreats to piss on his father" was lying on the ground watching the battle with its ears deflated, and almost burrowed into the ground with its tail between its legs.
"This face looks weak." Snake Ancestor cut his mouth straight, every word piercing his heart.
The stupid tiger looked at it for a while, and finally covered his face: "Hey~"
After so many years, the little tiger is going to become a heart disease of the stupid tiger.
Because Hu Xiaomei was very small when she was born and she was a little girl, Stupid Tiger and Ying Qingtian inevitably had to pay more attention to Hu Xiaomei at first, but after a few years, the funny couple suddenly It was found that, whether it is tallness or talent, Hu Xiaomei is much better than the little tiger.After so many years, little sister Hu has become a pink and tender little dumpling, while the little tiger is still the same green and yellow, lumpy like a big cat.
So the little tiger especially liked the two snake cubs of the snake ancestor's family.
It is estimated that Snake Zu's family does not grow hair. The two cubs of his family are surprised to see the furry little tiger. When the little tiger played with the two cubs of Snake Zu's family, they were often pulled by their tails. As for the ears, sometimes the cubs would bite if their hair was touched by them.However, it's useless. Don't look at the two cubs of Snake Zu's family closing the door and biting fiercely, but when they go out, it's called unity.As the saying goes, two fists are no match for four hands, and the two snake cubs fought against each other in unison, suppressing the little tiger to the point where it could only lie on the ground and be touched honestly.The bullied little tiger begged his father for help, but it was of no use. It was all children's business. The stupid tiger had always been big-hearted and believed in the policy of "of course such a cute boy should be raised rough". He didn't care about it at all, which directly led to the result that the little tiger ran away when he saw the snake.
Until Little Sister Tiger was born.
That year, the little tiger girl who was only in human form wore a pink and tender skirt and turned into a brother control, holding her own little tiger brother under her arm, holding a small bench with one hand, chasing and beating two snake cubs Santiaojie finally rescued his elder brother from the dire straits.During the whole process, the little tiger's eyes were filled with tears of humiliation.That's right, little tiger, a brat, obviously came out so much earlier than little sister Hu, but... he couldn't take human form.The palm-sized little tiger girl has grown into a little ball in a skirt, but he can only wear a tiger skin and be chased around by two idiots and snakes. There is no dawn on the long road of transformation.
"I was wondering if the little tiger was born prematurely." The stupid tiger said in a muffled voice, "Little sister can transform into a shape, but he is still such a big lump."
Zhu Yun thought for a while, comforted the stupid tiger and said: "Maybe it's with your wife?" The talent is very poor, the kung fu is very stupid, and the practice is very slow.
The stupid tiger read Zhu Yun's unspoken second half from Zhu Yun's narrow eyes without any pressure, and he smiled slightly: "Cooking is also very unpalatable, right?"
Zhu Yun's expression suddenly straightened: "At least it means it's his own!" Are you kidding me, eating every day is one of his few pleasures, okay?
It is Snake Ancestor who is more conscientious: "You should consider taking him to have a checkup. Maybe he was destroyed by your wife's fart during childbirth."
The stupid tiger who thought he had some constructive opinions: "Do you think my son is a fart that can collapse?"
Snake Ancestor: "That's two."
Stupid Tiger: "..."
"Beautiful job!" Zhu Yun gave Snake Zu a thumbs-up, "To be able to say such things in a serious manner is indeed a man who hides poison in his mouth."
Snake Ancestor: "You, a man with poison in his ass, are not bad."
Zhu Yun: "Everyone said it was the abdomen! The abdomen!" Ever since Yingqingtian came, the talk about the butt could not be stopped.
Stupid Tiger: "..." Young people are lively and cute.
In the lazy afternoon sun, a few small groups were fighting in full swing. Little sister Hu used one as a hundred, hooked around Quanquan's neck with one foot, and then sat down on Chacha's face.
"Brother, don't be afraid, I've already beaten them to the ground!" Younger sister Hu pressed hard on the writhing Chacha under her buttocks, and the little tiger, who was huddled in the corner, gave a not so ferocious smile.
Little Tiger: "Aww!" Be careful behind you!
Little Sister Hu: "Brother, what did you say?"
Chacha's lower body turned into a snake tail, and with one tail, Hu Xiaomei was rolled down, and the three little groups immediately fought into one again.
The stupid tiger couldn't help but sighed.Although the bloodline advantage that the little tiger inherits is enough to make him awe-inspiring in the lower realm, it is not enough to be seen when he is thrown into the various cubs in the demon spirit world, especially when he meets the two snake ancestors. .After all, it is a tiger, and it is sad enough to be petted and hugged by three small groups like a big cat every day, and now it can't even speak.
This is too outrageous, right?In the past, the children in the family used to say "you are the older brother, let the younger sister go", but in recent years, it has become "you are the younger sister, let the older brother go."In other families, the elder brother protects the younger sister, and in their family, the younger sister protects the older brother. When something happens, the little tiger will act coquettishly and act cute if he "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo". Call a diligent, almost copied out the unicorn arm.
Maybe you should find someone who knows how to do it.
"Son, come here!" Thinking of this, Stupid Tiger opened his arms towards his son.
A tiger-shaped shell immediately exploded into his arms.
"Aww~" The little tiger huddled vigorously in his father's arms, and even licked the stupid tiger's chin.
The stupid tiger looked at the playful and cute little tiger in his arms, and the faint voice of the snake ancestor came from next to his ears: "A breath of weakness."
My son didn't suffer, my son just didn't attack clearly!
So after enjoying the meal at night, the stupid tiger told Ying Qingtian about his thoughts.
"Find someone to take a look?"
Ying Qingtian was leaning over the table to draw a talisman with cinnabar, and when she heard this, she turned her head and looked at the siblings.The little tiger was taking a nap by the charcoal fire, and the little tiger sister was lying next to her brother, her eyes were shining, and she had an expression on her face that wanted to touch his brother's ears but didn't dare.
Yingqingtian looked at the little tiger for a while. Its fur was thick and bright, and it was as slippery as it could be. It was alive and kicking, soft and cute, and extremely healthy.The more Yingqing looked at it, the more satisfied she was with her son's raising skills: "Isn't this pretty good?"
"But didn't you realize that he won't grow up?" The stupid tiger was startled by Ying Qingtian's slowness.
Ying Qingtian stopped writing: "Didn't you say that the children in your family grow up slowly, some of them take shape in a hundred years, and some remain the same in a thousand years. Is the growth of the little tiger extremely normal?"
Stupid tiger: "..." That's what I said when I was so happy that I got a son, okay?
"Anyway, check, check, hey, you can't go wrong."
Ying Qingtian was silent for a while: "Who are you going to see?"
The stupid tiger took advantage of the situation and hugged Ying Qingtian: "It is best to be the patriarch. But our family is the only one left. I have looked through all the jade slips in the past few days, and I know that the little tiger should be a very rare medicinal spirit. But this kind of physique is rare, and I don’t know anything except knowing that this constitution is closely related to medicine. I think it’s only good and not bad to know about it.”
Ying Qingtian: "How did you act as a father?"
"what?"
"Why didn't you tell me sooner if you knew it earlier? What if there is something wrong and you delay it and miss the opportunity for treatment? Just know how to fuck, let me go!" Ying Qingtian pinched the stupid tiger Touching the hand on his waist.
The stupid tiger hugged him again without giving up: "...Do you think I'm planning for what to do if I can't be cured?"
"→_→What preparation?"
Stupid Tiger: "Hurry up and make another one!"
This stupid tiger deserves to beat a bachelor who has been fighting for thousands of years!
The stupid tiger hurriedly calmed his wife's anger: "Daughter-in-law, I have inquired about it. There are no monks with medicinal spirit bodies in the entire Upper Realm, but there is an old monk on the trade planet east of the Sea of Hope, who has researched all kinds of strange physiques. We Going there for a stroll, maybe you will gain something.”
Ying Qingtian: "Hehe, maybe?"
The stupid tiger put his legs together, and gave a military salute with a "snap": "Report to the commander, there must be something to gain!"
"That's about the same," Ying Qingtian circled around the stupid tiger, "If not..."
Old couples have been married for many years, and the stupid tiger will rush to answer: "I'll dig our patriarch up from the ground and ask!"
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