[Cultivation] Demon Emperor

"Hehe, stupid tiger... are you sure you want to cut the hair?" Ying Qingtian was sweating a little, it's fake, it's fake, it's fake!It must be fake!Although this tiger is usually a little pale, he has always been a good young man with a sense of proportion and ideas. Now that so many people are watching, he will not just cheat his teammates like this!He must have heard wrong!Um!definitely is!

"I'm sure." Just when Ying Qingtian fell into a small monologue, Yan Ze's voice came faintly.

Wait... Can anyone tell him why the stupid tiger's voice suddenly became lewd~?Hey, if you want to play hooligans, you can pick a place, okay? !

"You...Are you sure?" Yingqing stared at Yanze meaningfully, and involuntarily raised her voice a little, so high that his voice trembled a little, and she couldn't stop winking at Yanze when it was over.

There are so many people watching here, you bastard tiger!

"Oh! I'm sure!" Unexpectedly, Ying Qingtian's nervous look made Yanze even more excited. He roared and kicked his legs in excitement. There was no shame in his words, and he was shaking actively Shake the part between the legs to emphasize, "Using a pen made of stupid hair will have a higher success rate in drawing characters. I have raised this stupid hair for many years, and I have been reluctant to cut it. Now it is cheaper for you. I Although it is a pity in my heart, please don't cut it carelessly, my daughter-in-law! Husband can bear it!"

Shaving PLAY or something, the most exciting...

The stupid tiger said it with a look of great ambition, but Ying Qingtian was so angry that he wanted to cry.

wipe!It's just to cut some silly hair, not to cut your penis!Why are you acting like a manly tiger? !As for what? !

Wait...cut a penis?

Ying Qingtian stared at the infinitely shy part between the stupid tiger's legs, this very tempting thought for Ying Qingtian couldn't stop once she came up.As the saying goes, when you shoot someone, you shoot the face first, and when you cut someone, you cut the root first. If you take away the root of all evil from this stupid tiger, maybe he won't be in heat with himself every day... Hehehe...

The rippling disgust on his face was unaware of Ying Qingtian's idiot-like smile, and he was still immersed in the upcoming shaving play.In front of the public, the daughter-in-law caressed something with her small hands with a face of shame and resentment, just thinking about it makes me feel emotional, does it matter?Thinking about it this way, he is actually a very interesting man.

"Zhang Xiaoyou, Zhang Xiaoyou?"

Master Yan's malicious voice pulled Ying Qingtian back from her imagination.Ying Qingtian, who was sober in an instant, fell into deep self-apologetic contempt.Although this tiger has done too much to him, but at the same time he has helped him a lot. Thinking about this stupid tiger's ardent expectations for his offspring, how could he do such an excessive thing?

But as long as I think of the sticky feeling of rubbing against my body when Yan Ze is in heat...

Hehe, this obscene~evil thing is still broken...

"Zhang Xiaoyou?" Seeing that Ying Qingtian was holding a pair of scissors and his thoughts were slowly drifting away, Master Yan kindly reminded him again.

"Ah? Master Yan?" Ying Qingtian blushed when she saw Master Yan's knowing eyes, and lowered her head suddenly.

The old and disrespectful Yan Pifu laughed even more happily when he saw this. He looked at Yan Ze who was waiting for the shaved PLAY with his limbs stretched out, and then at Ying Qingtian who was embarrassed, and coughed pretendingly: "What? ? Did this Youquan tiger ask you to cut its fur?" Spirit beasts can't speak, but as long as they use a little trick, it's not difficult for the master and spirit beast to communicate with each other.Although Master Yan didn't know what kind of conversation was going on between the man and the tiger, but judging from the performance of the tiger and what he said before showing Qingtian, he couldn't guess the truth.

"Daughter-in-law, come quickly. The hair here is the longest on my whole body. If the hair in other places, let alone a brush, it's not long enough to make a brush." ​​Yan Ze enthusiastically rushed to Ying Qingtian call.

"Shut up!" Ying Qingtian blushed even more.

"Zhang Daoyou? What did Youquanhu say?" Master Yan had a gossiping expression on his face.

"He... he he he... he said..." Ying Qingtian tried her best to ignore all the blushing images from Yanze, and rolled her tongue, "he said that a talisman pen made of dull hair, a talisman The success rate is extremely high.”

Damn, when did this stupid tiger learn to send pictures with his mind?Still this YD picture!

"Oh?" Master Yan also watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal. He pinched his goatee in a very gentlemanly manner, and silently dug a big hole for Ying Qingtian, "It's no wonder that the tiger who followed the monk in the alchemy stage , It is well-informed! This method of making talisman pens can increase the success rate, but it is a secret of the Fuxing Gate!"

Master Yan opened his eyes and spoke nonsense with emotion on his face.

"Old miscellaneous hair, you are really on the right track!" Yan Ze secretly praised Master Yan in his heart.

The untold secret... Ying Qingtian's whole face was distorted when she heard it.

Zhou Hua, who had been on the sidelines, straightened his clothes suddenly, and said solemnly, "I'm sorry, I'm going out to order something."

Then Zhou Hua walked out quickly like this, and then, Zhou Hua laughed so loudly that the roof would fall off from outside the room.

Finally, Zhou Hua came back with a serious face, as if nothing had happened: "I have finished my order."

Hey, you bastards!It's all on purpose, right?

Ying Qingtian is not well.

"Zhang Xiaoyou, let's do it! I still have a lot of orders to take." This is Master Yan.

"Zhang Daoyou, hurry up, I have to greet the guests." This is Zhou Da shopkeeper.

"Daughter-in-law~ oh~ daughter-in-law~" This is a stupid tiger.

"Okay! I'll cut it!" Under the repeated urging of a group of people, Yingqing closed her eyes, closed her breath, picked up the scorching hot object of the stupid tiger, and stabbed down with a "click": "Get out!"

A little bit of hair fell out, and Yan Ze, who still didn't think it was enough, groaned comfortably, and continued to play hooligans: "Oh~ daughter-in-law, I'm hard."

T-T

His integrity...today has come to fruition...

Yingqing wants to cry but has no tears.

But nuclear weapons are yet to come.

"He actually cut it!" Zhou Hua finally couldn't help laughing.

"He actually cut it!" Master Yan slapped his thigh without image and laughed wildly, "Stupid hair or something, secrets or something, he actually believed me when I said it casually! Young people are so innocent! !Wow ha ha ha ha……"

What are you for!old!No!Respect!of!East!West!

Why not die! !

Ying Qingtian burst into tears immediately.

The ashamed and angry Ying Qingtian kicked Yan Ze: Bastard!What stupidity can increase the success rate, others forget it, even you are playing me!

"Oh~ I don't have it for my husband." Ying Qingtian kicked Yan Ze like being hit by cotton, and Yan Ze patted Ying Qingtian's calf with her big paw, "Other people's stupid hair is not good, I The dumbass will definitely do. This one will increase the success rate by 10%, just wait and see." I don't even look at what race your husband and I are.

"Really?" After Yan Ze said this, Ying Qingtian felt a little better.

"Really." Yan Ze put on a serious face.Of course, no matter where his hair talisman pen is used, it can increase the success rate by 10%.

But... as long as we know about it, don't tell his wife ~ Ying Qingtian feels a little balanced after hearing this.

Although Master Yan was a little unreliable, his hands and feet were very agile, and soon, a black pen with a whole body was ready.

This old man was still smiling when he handed over the pen to Ying Qingtian...

Taking the pen, Yingqingtian had mixed feelings.

When going out, Zhou Hua suddenly caught up from behind and patted Ying Qingtian's shoulder affectionately: "Zhang Daoyou, please accept this."

"This is?" When Ying Qingtian looked down, she found that what Zhou Hua gave him was a gold lacquer token with a black background, on which were the three words "Puzhuozhai" in full force.

"We've only given out these things to VIPs. You can keep them. From now on, you'll be considered our VIPs here. With this order, no matter which Simple Zhai you go to, you can receive VIP-level treatment. Everything below the fourth floor is [-]% off! What's more..." Zhou Hua patted Yingqingtian on the shoulder, then winked at him, "With this order, you can also enjoy a free distribution service."

"Free distribution~seed?! Give it to me?!" Ying Qingtian turned pale with shock.

"Pfft!" Zhou Hua couldn't help laughing, "How is that possible! Of course it's not for you, it's for your tiger. Is your tiger in estrus? The female tigers in our house are also in estrus. Let them Let's reciprocate and benefit together. If you accidentally become pregnant... How about selling the cub for [-]%? The Youquan tiger is a special monster with great power, and many people want it! Guaranteed to be able to shoot Offer a good price!"

Ying Qingtian pinched the card in his hand, and hadn't listened since Zhou Hua said "mutual benefit". He looked at Yan Ze's tall and straight figure outside the door, and when he thought of the stupid tiger and other The scene where the tigers are entangled is inexplicably heart-wrenching.

"No, thank you." Ying Qingtian instinctively didn't want the token.

"Zhang Daoyou, why don't you make a decision so quickly, how about thinking about it?" Zhou Hua was stunned for a moment.

"I just don't want it." Ying Qingtian said sullenly, feeling unhappy all over.

"All right! If you don't want it, you don't want it, but you keep this token. Welcome to our sincere pavilion in the future." Seeing that Ying Qingtian really didn't think about it, Zhou Hua had no choice but to persuade him to keep the token.In any case, such a generous guest must be retained.

"Daughter-in-law?" Yan Ze waited outside the door for a long time, but seeing that Ying Qingtian hadn't come yet, she started to walk inside.

Yingqingtian hastily put away the token.

"What are you doing?" Yan Ze was upset seeing Zhou Hua and Ying Qingtian so close together.The wife is his!

"It's nothing, stupid tiger, let's go." Ying Qingtian patted Yan Ze on the head.

One person and one tiger walked out without looking back.

"Welcome again!" Zhou Hua waved a small handkerchief behind Ying Qingtian, sending off the guests with tears in his eyes.