[Cultivation] Demon Emperor

Good things need enough waiting to be exchanged.

With the good wish of being able to have a shot, Yan Ze willingly started his ascetic life of meditation.

Every morning, as soon as Yanze opened it, he could see Yingqingtian meditating, as if standing in the same posture for thousands of years.At noon, when Yingqing came back to eat something, Yanze would of course take the opportunity to have fun playing hooligans or have a sweet kiss with his daughter-in-law or something.However, at this time, Ying Qingtian would look up at him indifferently, and ask him three questions with his eyes from the highest point of morality: "You only have sex once in your life, and you are destined to have it from birth to death, right? ""What's the point of such a dirty thing?" "Can this kind of dirty thing make you understand the way of heaven, purify your soul, and climb to the highest peak in the realm of comprehension?"

Usually at this time, Yanze always has such an expression: =口=!

Then, Ying Qingtian would bow his head and finish eating what was in his hand without saying a word, and then, Ying Qingtian would go back to meditate... Finally, you know, he would meditate until dawn!

In short, Ying Qingtian practiced this whole set of movements perfectly, as natural and smooth as flowing clouds and flowing water, not to mention natural, and he didn't even give him more than one look when it was over!

this!special!what!of!simple!straight!No!able!Tolerate!

Of course, as a husband, Yanze will of course persuade himself very gratified, such as "Oh, my wife is just a whim", "You should be happy for your wife when she is so motivated", etc. After all, you have seen Those who beat chicken blood, have you seen people who beat chicken blood every day?But... after three months of "meditating-eating lunch-meditating", Yan Ze discovered that Ying Qingtian had been beaten up?He clearly transformed himself into a blood-producing chicken!

Why don't you just eat one meal a day, but what kind of trouble is it if you don't take a shower, don't wash your clothes, don't change your room, and don't clean up? !The hair on his body is already stuck together and can't be combed, okay? !But... more importantly: as a tiger in the prime of his life whose energy is on the rise and who has a strong demand for X, his penis will grow mushrooms because it has been unused for too long!

"Daughter-in-law!" Yan Ze walked around Ying Qingtian's bed twice, got angry, and went up to slap Ying Qingtian's face.

"What are you doing!" Ying Qingtian was cultivating to a critical point, when Yan Ze slapped his paw, leading half of the spiritual energy almost went astray, he stopped sweating profusely in anxiety.

"What am I doing? I want to ask you what you are doing! You haven't showered in three months!" Yan Ze said heartbroken, "Are you still my wife? I used to know the one who loves cleaning and can clean up the room." Where did the daughter-in-law who cooks go?!"

The corner of Ying Qingtian's mouth twitched.

Stupid tiger, both of your eyes are green, okay?Do you really just despise him for being dirty and smelly, and simply can't see it?Hey, stupid tiger, are you ticklish?

Ying Qingtian thought about it for a while, and felt that this stupid tiger treated him well, and that he really hadn't paid much attention to people for so long, so he waved to Yanze: "Come here, I'll pet it for you."

Yan Ze was so happy that the snot bubbles would come out, and was about to run up happily to say yes, but fortunately, Jie Lv went online in time.After regaining his senses, he felt disgusted that he was so fucking worthless.

I hate you stupid tiger, your goal is to have a shot, okay? !

"Daughter-in-law, you really can't go on like this. Even if you want to improve yourself, you have to pay attention to your personal hygiene. I happened to make a small hot spring outside. If you want to practice, you can soak in it." After Zhe Ze lost his composure Immediately, he regained his composure, and spoke honestly and caringly.

Hehe, would a stupid tiger be so kind?Ying Qingtian felt that it was not the sun coming out from the west, but three suns coming out from the west together.

"You... really don't want it?" He couldn't believe that this stupid tiger had no other intentions!

"Of course..." Yan Ze looked up at the sky, "Of course! I want to wash with my wife, and I want my wife to touch me in the hot spring! Aww~" By the end, this stupid tiger was already full of excitement Rolled over.

Yingqingtian: "..."

Fortunately, he thought this stupid tiger had suddenly changed its nature, so it was waiting for him here...

However, the "normal" behavior of the stupid tiger reassured Ying Qingtian a lot. If the stupid tiger suddenly turned into a gentleman, it would be the most disturbing.

She was indeed quite dirty, and Ying Qingtian was quite satisfied with the progress she had made to reach the peak of the fourth floor in three months, although it was still a little bit less to break through to the fifth floor of Qi Refining.How about a little relaxation?

Ying Qingtian was very moved by this stupid tiger talking about hot springs.

Ying Qingtian went out only to find out that the small pool under the waterfall had been surrounded by stones at some point, and it was steaming steaming. There was a large piece of beautiful pebbles under the clear water, which was so cute. .And the most eye-catching thing is the big flame in the center of the pool. The crimson flame can burn even under the water. It is the real fire of Yuanyang of the stupid tiger.

"You made this?!" Ying Qingtian was suddenly excited.

"Go down and try." The stupid tiger's eyes turned green.

Aww, daughter-in-law, take off, take off!

Asshole tiger.

Ying Qingtian turned her head and glanced at Yan Ze, and she saw through the stupid tiger's thoughts at a glance.He smiled secretly at the stupid tiger, without taking off his clothes, he plunged directly into the water.

Weary Ze: "..."

= Mouth =!Daughter-in-law, you fucking don't take off your clothes in the shower!

"Come down!" Ying Qingtian proudly beckoned to Yanze, and suddenly felt that the appearance of a stupid tiger eating a turtle is quite cute.

Just go down, do you think all hairy creatures are afraid of water? !

With a groaning sound, Ze Ze plunged into the water, splashing a large amount of water.

Perhaps because she knew that she would be disgusted by Ying Qingtian if she was dirty, she didn't come over right away when she got into the water, but swam far away to the other side of the pool to soak everything that could be soaked in her body.

Ying Qingtian in the water squinted her eyes to see Yan Ze in the distance doing preparations, and her heart suddenly felt warm.

This silly tiger, in fact, he doesn't dislike him for being dirty at all.

The hot water soaked Yingqingtian with a feeling of comfort all over her body.Ying Qingtian couldn't help but took off one of her outer clothes, and soaked in the water in her wet inner clothes.

After soaking comfortably, Ying Qingtian casually reached out and wiped her face.After washing off the layer of dust on her face, Ying Qingtian looked at her reflection in the water, and suddenly found that her face seemed to have changed a bit.

"Stupid tiger!" Ying Qingtian looked at her face, first surprised and then delighted, "My face seems to have turned a little white!"

Compared to Ying Qingtian's reaction, Yan Ze was much calmer: "That's natural, if you improve your realm a little bit, the impurities in your body will be discharged, not only your physique will improve, but your skin will also gradually improve. of."

"Does that mean that as long as I practice hard, my yin and yang face will be cured?" Ying Qingtian was overjoyed by Yan Ze's words, and then she thought again, "Stupid tiger! Why didn't you tell me about this earlier? Make me think this yin and yang face will last forever!"

Weary and sweating: "You don't know this kind of basic knowledge? Are you a cultivator? You don't think that all cultivators are born with icy muscles and bones, do you?"

Ying Qingtian: "..." Well, he is ignorant.

Ying Qingtian looked at her pale yin and yang face in the water, and secretly clenched her fists: You must cultivate hard.Even if you can't build a foundation, you have to get rid of this yin and yang face!

Yingqing happily took a bath.

Maybe it was because the hot spring was so comfortable that Yingqingtian fell asleep unknowingly while soaking in it.When he woke up again, he found Yan Ze, the stupid tiger, standing not far from him and looking at him.

"What time is it?" Ying Qingtian yawned.

"It's dusk." Yan Ze stared at Ying Qingtian with scorching eyes, stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth inexplicably.

"It's so late? How time flies." Ying Qingtian smiled, not paying much attention to the emotion in Yan Ze's eyes. He just wanted to stand up, but found that he couldn't exert any strength in his body.

"Oops." Ying Qingtian cursed secretly in her heart, it must be because of her dating for too long.

Yingqingtian was about to ask the stupid tiger for help, but Yanze asked him one step ahead of him: "Daughter-in-law, do you feel that you have no strength at all? Hehehe..."

shock!

"How do you know?!" Ying Qingtian suddenly had a bad premonition.

etc!What's the matter with the gentleman's laughter, stupid tiger? !

"Daughter-in-law~" Ze Ze rushed over with a "wow" in disgust, bringing up a large splash of water, and did not forget to stick out his tongue to lick Ying Qingtian's face when it was over, "Tell me, isn't the hot spring very comfortable~"

The bad feeling is getting stronger...

"What are you doing?!" Ying Qingtian was terrified!

Yanze threw herself on Yingqingtian's body to shake the water from her hair, lowered her head and lightly bit Yingqingtian's nose, seeing that Yingqingtian's expression became even more terrified, she felt instantly satisfied with her disgust.

"Daughter-in-law~" Yan Ze's voice became sticky, "Let's do something shameful, okay? I've been waiting all day for you to soak up so that your limbs are paralyzed and you can't resist. It's suffocating me. "

Yingqingtian: "..."

So you have been running far away and refused to come over to harass you, not to clean yourself up, but to soak yourself until your limbs become limp without any worries? !Ying Qingtian suddenly felt that she was so naive.

Fortunately, he thought that this stupid tiger was thinking of his feelings, thinking of himself everywhere!turn out to be……

The truth is so cruel!He was moved for a long time in vain!

Asshole Tiger!You give me back my feelings!

"Daughter-in-law..." Yan Ze gleefully rubbed against Ying Qingtian.

Feeling the hot object on her leg, Ying Qingtian suddenly felt a chill down her back.

He doesn't want it!