[Cultivation] Demon Emperor
Chapter 53
"Do you really think I can't do anything about you without a storage bag?!" Min Qingfeng was bloodied by Ying Qingtian's mockery, so he had to bark at Ying Qingtian frantically, "Like you Yes, I can usually hit ten!"
"Hehe," Yingqingtian turned on the taunting mode again, "Yoyoyo, I can hit ten, it's great, come and hit me, come and hit me, I'm standing here without hiding!"
"Yingqingtian! Don't force me!" Min Qingfeng only felt his heart spurt a rush of blood, and his whole body trembled with anger.
Ying Qingtian was too lazy to talk to him anymore, so she waved at the stupid tiger directly: "Stupid tiger, he just threatened you to drink wine with tiger penis, and you mean it to him in a non-reciprocal manner? Go! Let him see what he sees." Called 'The Rage of My Heart'."
"Received!" The stupid tiger's eyes lit up with "ding", and the whole tiger became sharp.How dare he make fun of his daughter-in-law's lifetime happiness?I really think my dick is too long.
Min Qingfeng suddenly had a bad feeling.The tiger looked at him a little coolly.
The stupid tiger didn't hesitate a bit, and just slapped Min Qingfeng's crotch.
"Damn it!" I've seen someone who shoots a man first and a horse first, but I've never seen a man who hits a man first with his crotch!The stupid tiger's movements were fast, ruthless and accurate, and it looked like a familiar hand who often did this kind of thing. Min Qingfeng didn't care about his image, and rolled on the ground to avoid it, clutching his crotch in embarrassment.
"It's so obscene! Why are you serious? I'm just talking about making wine!" Min Qingfeng thumped the ground and cried loudly.
Ying Qingtian raised her eyebrows, and showed her assist skills to the fullest: "Stupid tiger, he said that your penis is too small, he doesn't like it, he just talked about drinking, he doesn't care that your dick is so small. Rare."
"Aw!!!!" Under Ying Qingtian's instigation, the stupid tiger roared, very cooperatively showing that he was about to go berserk.Stupid daughter-in-law, she is quite good at playing.
That roar was so heart-rending, Min Qingfeng's face turned pale: "Didn't I mean that!"
But it was too late, the stupid tiger rushed towards him like a hungry tiger.
"Damn it!" Min Qingfeng only had time to let out an exclamation before he was thrown into the air by the stupid tiger's paw and hit a tree heavily.What follows is a massacre that is not suitable for children.Min Qingfeng was pressed against the tree by the stupid tiger, and he slapped his face one by one with his paws, and it was the kind that only slapped his face.Of course, Min Qingfeng would not just sit still, he quickly cast a few sharp wood thorns with difficulty, but the stupid tiger is so flexible that he has experienced a lot of battles, he just avoided it by moving, and continued to face Min Qingfeng's face was slapped violently, a few sharp wood thorns didn't even touch a single hair of the stupid tiger, and instead drained Min Qingfeng's remaining spiritual power.
"Yingqingtian! Don't let me go out alive!" Waiting for him to go out and find his disciples in the foundation establishment period, I want you to look good!
Ying Qingtian's face straightened: "Stupid tiger, did you hear his request? He said not to let him get out alive. You know, I have always been a kind person, and he made such a request to me with his last breath. Request, how can I not agree? Just kill him!"
Two lines of blood and tears flowed down Min Qingfeng's face.
Fuck!Why is the development of this matter a bit different from what he thought? Shouldn't the other party cry and kneel down in front of him? !Min Qingfeng suddenly felt his leg cramps.
"Oh!" Wife, you are so mean!But I like it!The stupid tiger thinks that he and Yingqingtian can make a "cheap and sharp" combination. He is in charge of sharpness, and Yingqingtian is in charge of cheapness. They can completely destroy the enemy from spirit to body!
Playing cheap in front of others can help, and you can have children when you go home. If you have a wife, what more can a husband ask for.
"Aww! I love you, daughter-in-law!" The stupid tiger screamed in love, and the frequency of patting Min Qingfeng's face was obviously accelerated.
"MUA~ Me too!" Ying Qingtian winked at the stupid tiger.
Min Qingfeng, whose entire face was swollen from the slap, said...you guys are enough!
It can't go on like this anymore, his spiritual power has been exhausted, it seems... he can only use the trick he least wants to use.
Min Qingfeng gritted his teeth, and sent a sharp wooden thorn to Yanze with the last remaining spiritual power in his meridians, then rolled on the ground in embarrassment, and patted the spirit beast bag on his waist: "Come out, Ye Mei Soul Eater!"
Thick purple-red demonic aura surged out from the spirit beast bag, and a woman's coquettish laughter suddenly sounded all around.
Looking at this strange scene, Ying Qingtian's heart "thumped" at that moment.
Min Qingfeng raised his sleeve and wiped the nosebleed on his face, and said to Ying Qingtian in a hahaha voice, "What's wrong? Do you think you are the only one who has tigers? I also have one!" Judging from his observation just now, Ying Ying Qingtian's tiger should not be a rare species, and judging from the attack method just now, this stupid tiger can only use a single physical attack, but it can only gain the upper hand by relying on its flexible body skills and tyrannical *.Nothing to be afraid of!If he hadn't consumed a lot of spiritual power just now, how could he be beaten so miserably? !
"Hahaha, Yingqingtian, are you stupid? My night charm soul-eating tiger feeds on the souls of the world, and has the supernatural power to change the world. I spent a lot of money to snatch it at the Three Realms Auction. How about you stupid tiger? Don't you want to fight a tiger? Come, come! Let's have a good fight!" Min Qingfeng smiled happily, but he really didn't know what to do in his heart.In fact, this Yemei soul-eating tiger is quite unruly, and he could still drive it when he was in the alchemy stage, but since his cultivation base plummeted to the qi refining stage, he found that this tiger had a rebellious heart and was secretly wiping it. Get rid of the imprint of divine consciousness left on his soul. Once the imprint is removed, the tiger will no longer be under his control.Therefore, he did not dare to wake up the tiger unless it was absolutely necessary.
"Stupid tiger!" The purple-red demonic aura was so strange, coupled with Min Qingfeng's words, Ying Qingtian was upset when she heard it, and ran to Yan Ze's side, wrapping her arms around Yan Ze's neck worriedly.
"Damn it!" The stupid tiger stared at the monster, his eyes straightened.
"What's wrong?" Seeing the unusual attitude of the stupid tiger, Ying Qingtian's heart also rose.
Then Ying Qingtian just finished asking when she heard the stupid tiger's obscene laughter: "Daughter-in-law, the opposite is a female tiger..."
Ying Qingtian: "You say it again?"
"The opposite is a... ouch, daughter-in-law, that's Ding Ding, don't twist it! Don't twist it!!! Oh, oh, it hurts!!!" In the next second, Ying Qingtian grabbed the little Ding Ding and twisted it. Got to roll all over the floor.
"You bastard tiger!" Ying Qingtian finished twisting, kicked Yanze hard, yelled at him red-eyed, and then silently sat aside to wipe her eyes.
"What's the matter with you, daughter-in-law?!" Yingqingtian had already inexplicably made his heart angry, but when he saw his daughter-in-law was sad, the stupid tiger lost his temper and rushed to him to use his own He rubbed against him with his body, "What's wrong with my wife, why is she suddenly sad again?" A big man, big tiger, what's the point of making his wife sad?
"Get out! Go find that female tiger opposite you!" Damn, he knew that one day, sooner or later, when he saw a female tiger that fit his aesthetics, this stupid tiger would definitely abandon him in no time and find a new love. !
"You are angry because of this!" Yan Ze suddenly became happy in his heart, and hurriedly coaxed his daughter-in-law back with sweet words, "It's true that there is a female tiger opposite, but... ouch, I have seen this kind of female tiger There are too many, I can just hook my fingers in the demon spirit world, and seventeen or eight of them will come around me, what's so rare?"
"Really?" Ying Qingtian rubbed her eyes.
"I'm a man with a family and a family." Stupid Tiger behaved quite morally.
"You still think I'm not good-looking." Ying Qingtian is still brooding over this matter until now.
"No matter how unattractive she is, she is still my wife!" The stupid tiger rubbed his head against Ying Qingtian's stomach, "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, my wife worked so hard to give birth to me, and I went out to stare at other beautiful tigers, I'm not human, daughter-in-law, hit me, hit me."
Fuck you, stupid tiger, you're not human!
"Daughter-in-law!" The stupid tiger approached obsequiously, and licked Ying Qingtian's face with his thick, thick tongue.
The big itchy tongue instantly made Ying Qingtian laugh, and he tapped the stupid tiger's head: "You can't be merciful when you fight for a while."
"Don't worry, daughter-in-law, it's not popular in the cultivation world not to hit women. Tell me, daughter-in-law, what position do you like? I'll beat her into whatever position you like! I don't feel bad at all if I'm not my wife! "Stupid Tiger patted his chest and promised.
Ying Qingtian laughed out loud, and then viciously squeezed out two words: "Slap in the face."
Stupid tiger: "..." Daughter-in-law, you are really vicious.
But since my daughter-in-law likes it... the female tiger on the opposite side, come quickly and let me scratch your pretty little face!
Thus, the fate of the Yemei Soul Eater was hastily decided.
"Hahaha! Yingqingtian! I know I'm crying now? Why did you go?" Because Yingqingtian and Stupid Tiger communicated completely through ideas, Min Qingfeng, who didn't know the truth, automatically understood Yingqingtian's tears as "Because I accidentally foresaw my own tragic future, I shed tears of sorrow because of excessive panic."
Min Qingfeng looked at his face in the mirror, squeezed his fist until it made a "Karba" sound, and then waved his hand: "Ye Mei! Come on! Let that person and tiger see how powerful you are! Be careful not to beat anyone up!" He's dead, I want to let him have a good taste of what cruelty is! Wahahahaha..."
Ying Qingtian looked at Min Qingfeng's arrogance, and silently put a label on him in his heart: This person is crazy.
A woman's coquettish laughter rang out, and the purple mist floated straight in front of Yan Ze.
Knowing that the fight was about to start, Yingqing couldn't help but secretly broke into a cold sweat for Yanze, but the development of the matter was beyond everyone's expectations.
I thought that the two tigers would directly fight together, but the monster mist floated in front of the stupid tiger and stopped moving. The mist dispersed little by little, revealing a beautiful tiger with lavender fur inside.Ye Mei uttered a kitten-like cry at Yanze, then slowly bent down, and began to wag her tail obsequiously at Yanze.That coquettish little posture is called a coquettish eye like silk!It's almost like blatantly saying "come and fuck me"!
hook!lead!This is Chi Guoguo's seduction!
"Hehe," Yingqingtian turned on the taunting mode again, "Yoyoyo, I can hit ten, it's great, come and hit me, come and hit me, I'm standing here without hiding!"
"Yingqingtian! Don't force me!" Min Qingfeng only felt his heart spurt a rush of blood, and his whole body trembled with anger.
Ying Qingtian was too lazy to talk to him anymore, so she waved at the stupid tiger directly: "Stupid tiger, he just threatened you to drink wine with tiger penis, and you mean it to him in a non-reciprocal manner? Go! Let him see what he sees." Called 'The Rage of My Heart'."
"Received!" The stupid tiger's eyes lit up with "ding", and the whole tiger became sharp.How dare he make fun of his daughter-in-law's lifetime happiness?I really think my dick is too long.
Min Qingfeng suddenly had a bad feeling.The tiger looked at him a little coolly.
The stupid tiger didn't hesitate a bit, and just slapped Min Qingfeng's crotch.
"Damn it!" I've seen someone who shoots a man first and a horse first, but I've never seen a man who hits a man first with his crotch!The stupid tiger's movements were fast, ruthless and accurate, and it looked like a familiar hand who often did this kind of thing. Min Qingfeng didn't care about his image, and rolled on the ground to avoid it, clutching his crotch in embarrassment.
"It's so obscene! Why are you serious? I'm just talking about making wine!" Min Qingfeng thumped the ground and cried loudly.
Ying Qingtian raised her eyebrows, and showed her assist skills to the fullest: "Stupid tiger, he said that your penis is too small, he doesn't like it, he just talked about drinking, he doesn't care that your dick is so small. Rare."
"Aw!!!!" Under Ying Qingtian's instigation, the stupid tiger roared, very cooperatively showing that he was about to go berserk.Stupid daughter-in-law, she is quite good at playing.
That roar was so heart-rending, Min Qingfeng's face turned pale: "Didn't I mean that!"
But it was too late, the stupid tiger rushed towards him like a hungry tiger.
"Damn it!" Min Qingfeng only had time to let out an exclamation before he was thrown into the air by the stupid tiger's paw and hit a tree heavily.What follows is a massacre that is not suitable for children.Min Qingfeng was pressed against the tree by the stupid tiger, and he slapped his face one by one with his paws, and it was the kind that only slapped his face.Of course, Min Qingfeng would not just sit still, he quickly cast a few sharp wood thorns with difficulty, but the stupid tiger is so flexible that he has experienced a lot of battles, he just avoided it by moving, and continued to face Min Qingfeng's face was slapped violently, a few sharp wood thorns didn't even touch a single hair of the stupid tiger, and instead drained Min Qingfeng's remaining spiritual power.
"Yingqingtian! Don't let me go out alive!" Waiting for him to go out and find his disciples in the foundation establishment period, I want you to look good!
Ying Qingtian's face straightened: "Stupid tiger, did you hear his request? He said not to let him get out alive. You know, I have always been a kind person, and he made such a request to me with his last breath. Request, how can I not agree? Just kill him!"
Two lines of blood and tears flowed down Min Qingfeng's face.
Fuck!Why is the development of this matter a bit different from what he thought? Shouldn't the other party cry and kneel down in front of him? !Min Qingfeng suddenly felt his leg cramps.
"Oh!" Wife, you are so mean!But I like it!The stupid tiger thinks that he and Yingqingtian can make a "cheap and sharp" combination. He is in charge of sharpness, and Yingqingtian is in charge of cheapness. They can completely destroy the enemy from spirit to body!
Playing cheap in front of others can help, and you can have children when you go home. If you have a wife, what more can a husband ask for.
"Aww! I love you, daughter-in-law!" The stupid tiger screamed in love, and the frequency of patting Min Qingfeng's face was obviously accelerated.
"MUA~ Me too!" Ying Qingtian winked at the stupid tiger.
Min Qingfeng, whose entire face was swollen from the slap, said...you guys are enough!
It can't go on like this anymore, his spiritual power has been exhausted, it seems... he can only use the trick he least wants to use.
Min Qingfeng gritted his teeth, and sent a sharp wooden thorn to Yanze with the last remaining spiritual power in his meridians, then rolled on the ground in embarrassment, and patted the spirit beast bag on his waist: "Come out, Ye Mei Soul Eater!"
Thick purple-red demonic aura surged out from the spirit beast bag, and a woman's coquettish laughter suddenly sounded all around.
Looking at this strange scene, Ying Qingtian's heart "thumped" at that moment.
Min Qingfeng raised his sleeve and wiped the nosebleed on his face, and said to Ying Qingtian in a hahaha voice, "What's wrong? Do you think you are the only one who has tigers? I also have one!" Judging from his observation just now, Ying Ying Qingtian's tiger should not be a rare species, and judging from the attack method just now, this stupid tiger can only use a single physical attack, but it can only gain the upper hand by relying on its flexible body skills and tyrannical *.Nothing to be afraid of!If he hadn't consumed a lot of spiritual power just now, how could he be beaten so miserably? !
"Hahaha, Yingqingtian, are you stupid? My night charm soul-eating tiger feeds on the souls of the world, and has the supernatural power to change the world. I spent a lot of money to snatch it at the Three Realms Auction. How about you stupid tiger? Don't you want to fight a tiger? Come, come! Let's have a good fight!" Min Qingfeng smiled happily, but he really didn't know what to do in his heart.In fact, this Yemei soul-eating tiger is quite unruly, and he could still drive it when he was in the alchemy stage, but since his cultivation base plummeted to the qi refining stage, he found that this tiger had a rebellious heart and was secretly wiping it. Get rid of the imprint of divine consciousness left on his soul. Once the imprint is removed, the tiger will no longer be under his control.Therefore, he did not dare to wake up the tiger unless it was absolutely necessary.
"Stupid tiger!" The purple-red demonic aura was so strange, coupled with Min Qingfeng's words, Ying Qingtian was upset when she heard it, and ran to Yan Ze's side, wrapping her arms around Yan Ze's neck worriedly.
"Damn it!" The stupid tiger stared at the monster, his eyes straightened.
"What's wrong?" Seeing the unusual attitude of the stupid tiger, Ying Qingtian's heart also rose.
Then Ying Qingtian just finished asking when she heard the stupid tiger's obscene laughter: "Daughter-in-law, the opposite is a female tiger..."
Ying Qingtian: "You say it again?"
"The opposite is a... ouch, daughter-in-law, that's Ding Ding, don't twist it! Don't twist it!!! Oh, oh, it hurts!!!" In the next second, Ying Qingtian grabbed the little Ding Ding and twisted it. Got to roll all over the floor.
"You bastard tiger!" Ying Qingtian finished twisting, kicked Yanze hard, yelled at him red-eyed, and then silently sat aside to wipe her eyes.
"What's the matter with you, daughter-in-law?!" Yingqingtian had already inexplicably made his heart angry, but when he saw his daughter-in-law was sad, the stupid tiger lost his temper and rushed to him to use his own He rubbed against him with his body, "What's wrong with my wife, why is she suddenly sad again?" A big man, big tiger, what's the point of making his wife sad?
"Get out! Go find that female tiger opposite you!" Damn, he knew that one day, sooner or later, when he saw a female tiger that fit his aesthetics, this stupid tiger would definitely abandon him in no time and find a new love. !
"You are angry because of this!" Yan Ze suddenly became happy in his heart, and hurriedly coaxed his daughter-in-law back with sweet words, "It's true that there is a female tiger opposite, but... ouch, I have seen this kind of female tiger There are too many, I can just hook my fingers in the demon spirit world, and seventeen or eight of them will come around me, what's so rare?"
"Really?" Ying Qingtian rubbed her eyes.
"I'm a man with a family and a family." Stupid Tiger behaved quite morally.
"You still think I'm not good-looking." Ying Qingtian is still brooding over this matter until now.
"No matter how unattractive she is, she is still my wife!" The stupid tiger rubbed his head against Ying Qingtian's stomach, "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, my wife worked so hard to give birth to me, and I went out to stare at other beautiful tigers, I'm not human, daughter-in-law, hit me, hit me."
Fuck you, stupid tiger, you're not human!
"Daughter-in-law!" The stupid tiger approached obsequiously, and licked Ying Qingtian's face with his thick, thick tongue.
The big itchy tongue instantly made Ying Qingtian laugh, and he tapped the stupid tiger's head: "You can't be merciful when you fight for a while."
"Don't worry, daughter-in-law, it's not popular in the cultivation world not to hit women. Tell me, daughter-in-law, what position do you like? I'll beat her into whatever position you like! I don't feel bad at all if I'm not my wife! "Stupid Tiger patted his chest and promised.
Ying Qingtian laughed out loud, and then viciously squeezed out two words: "Slap in the face."
Stupid tiger: "..." Daughter-in-law, you are really vicious.
But since my daughter-in-law likes it... the female tiger on the opposite side, come quickly and let me scratch your pretty little face!
Thus, the fate of the Yemei Soul Eater was hastily decided.
"Hahaha! Yingqingtian! I know I'm crying now? Why did you go?" Because Yingqingtian and Stupid Tiger communicated completely through ideas, Min Qingfeng, who didn't know the truth, automatically understood Yingqingtian's tears as "Because I accidentally foresaw my own tragic future, I shed tears of sorrow because of excessive panic."
Min Qingfeng looked at his face in the mirror, squeezed his fist until it made a "Karba" sound, and then waved his hand: "Ye Mei! Come on! Let that person and tiger see how powerful you are! Be careful not to beat anyone up!" He's dead, I want to let him have a good taste of what cruelty is! Wahahahaha..."
Ying Qingtian looked at Min Qingfeng's arrogance, and silently put a label on him in his heart: This person is crazy.
A woman's coquettish laughter rang out, and the purple mist floated straight in front of Yan Ze.
Knowing that the fight was about to start, Yingqing couldn't help but secretly broke into a cold sweat for Yanze, but the development of the matter was beyond everyone's expectations.
I thought that the two tigers would directly fight together, but the monster mist floated in front of the stupid tiger and stopped moving. The mist dispersed little by little, revealing a beautiful tiger with lavender fur inside.Ye Mei uttered a kitten-like cry at Yanze, then slowly bent down, and began to wag her tail obsequiously at Yanze.That coquettish little posture is called a coquettish eye like silk!It's almost like blatantly saying "come and fuck me"!
hook!lead!This is Chi Guoguo's seduction!
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