[Cultivation] Demon Emperor

"!!!" I really want to cut him, you bastard!Ying Qingtian stared at Yan Ze's face for a long time, then fell to the ground with an "Aww" and kicked her legs wildly, she doesn't want to be such a bully!The funny male tiger who lived together for many years suddenly turned into a handsome guy, and now he can't beat him, how can he break it? !

Yan Ze: "..." Can anyone tell him how his wife is not only stupid but also funny?Will it affect the next generation?Please come and answer in person!Very urgent!

"Aww! I want to break up with you!" Ying Qingtian cried and yelled out such a sentence.

shock!

"Why?!" Yanze touched his face in confusion, "Is it because the appearance of this deity does not suit your human aesthetics?"

Hehehe!What's wrong? !Who says it doesn't suit me? I hacked him to death!

"You look so attractive! I'm afraid I won't be able to keep you!" Ying Qingtian covered her face and wailed.Stupid tiger is really different today, after turning into a human form, the market is going up rapidly!Ying Qingtian thought that Zhuo Hanfeng was like a banished celestial being at the pinnacle of beauty, but now that he looked at the stupid tiger and Zhuo Hanfeng again, he felt that his appearance was shabby...

After all, he was too young and had seen too little of the world!Yingqing can already see the future of a group of brainless fans following the stupid tiger day and night, and by that time, I will definitely be their thorn in the side!

The tired face twitched, and he sighed: "Don't worry, I won't, who told you to have my child in your belly..." After finishing speaking, he touched his face regretfully, "I can only insert It's on you."

Fuck!Obviously I am pregnant with the child!What is the meaning of that face of your yellow-flowered girl who was raped by a hooligan and then had to commit herself to marrying? !etc!What kind of pregnancy am I a man!And what the hell is "can only be inserted on your body"!

Ying Qingtian didn't quite understand what he meant at once, but when he thought of the words "flowers stuck in cow dung"...

Although she really wanted to beat this guy up, but when she looked at the stupid tiger and then at herself, Ying Qingtian suddenly realized that she had nothing to dislike about the metaphor of flowers and cow dung.

Ying Qingtian tried her best to calm down her mood, and tried her best not to care about a tiger: "Tiger, do you know that men can't get pregnant?"

Yanze glanced at Yingqingtian with the signature eyes of "you ants": "I know." Then he bowed his waist and said triumphantly, "But I am a tiger that can impregnate men!"

Your mother's X education didn't popularize it for you, okay?What kind of pride is there in getting a man pregnant!Are you not afraid of being forked out and burned to death? !You heretic!

Ying Qingtian opened her eyes wide and stared blankly at the tiger.

The domineering tiger tilted his head: "What's wrong? See what this deity is doing?"

Ying Qingtian retracted her head silently: "It's nothing." He always felt that the tiger was being stupid when he heard this kind of words before, but now when he heard this kind of words, he felt that the handsome man was as innocent and cute as a child. world...

"Okay, stop messing around." Yan Ze pulled Ying Qingtian who was still soaking in the hot spring and hugged him in his arms, threw a dry clothes on his head, and discussed with him while rubbing his hair, "You I've been in a coma for less than half a month, it's time to pack up and go out to join the monks in Ascension Valley."

Ying Qingtian wiped the water on her neck when she heard the words: "Half a month?! How long?!"

"What do you think?" Yan Ze tapped Ying Qingtian's head, "Idiot."

Ying Qingtian: "..." Don't think that because you are good-looking, he won't dare to tear your mouth open.

Yanze patted Ying Qingtian's head, with a trace of contempt on his face: "Are you stupid? If those wolves want to bite me, let them eat together. What are you fighting for? A few little wild wolves, What can I do with this deity?"

"Just brag about it! If it weren't for me, you would have been gnawed to death by those wild wolves!" Ying Qingtian bitterly cut the tiger's belly.

Yan Ze straightened his waist: "Cut~ Although this deity's cultivation base has been slightly compromised, this body has been refined for tens of thousands of years! Immortal!"

Have you read too many fic novels?Ying Qingtian snapped her fingers, and flicked her finger on the tiger's head: "Come on, I saw it with my own eyes, the wolf swallowed it down, and its mouth was full of blood. Don't think that there is no evidence that the body has been repaired." Yes, I'm an eyewitness."

Weary Ze: "..."

The tiger hesitated for a while, and finally decided to tell Yingqing the truth, "The wolf's mouth was full of blood because it broke its own tooth."

Ying Qingtian: "..." He will never play with tigers again.Dare to feel that he worked desperately and tragically for a long time there, but it turned out that the other party didn't need his help at all!O cold world!To this day, it is his own fault, self-indulgence is self-indulgence, and it has nothing to do with anyone...

Seeing Ying Qingtian huddled sadly in his arms, Yan Ze kissed his hair as a consolation prize: "It turns out that my wife loves me so deeply, I'm still very touched."

Ying Qingtian's face turned red: "Let's go... let's P! I just want to play with that broken magic bead, who knows what kind of thing the ancestor made so that it drained my spiritual power all at once? Oh, I didn't do that to protect you! Stupid tiger! Go back and smash that store for me! You lied to me by selling fake products!"

Yanze raised his hand: "Daughter-in-law, to be honest, it's not easy for you to be so foolish to survive. I've seen someone use illusion to trap a person, but I've never seen someone who dared to use illusion to trap a pack of wolves like you." .”

Ying Qingtian: "What's the difference?"

Yanze rubbed Ying Qingtian's hair slowly: "Of course there is a difference. Is it the same if you eat a bowl alone or eat a hundred bowls alone? For example, you use illusion to trap a person's spiritual power consumption." It is a low-grade spirit stone, but if you want to trap ten people, you will have to consume the spiritual power of ten low-grade spirit stones. If it weren't for Master Li's magic-breaking orb that saves spiritual power, the moment you activate the magic-breaking orb, you will lose your spiritual power. Exhausted the meridians and shattered, and died."

It's so dangerous!Ying Qingtian's face twitched almost invisibly: "Then you mean that I want to give Li Shengun a plaque of industry conscience to commend him?" Oh no.

Yan Ze: "Hmm~"

Yingqing kicked her legs wildly in Yanze's arms: "I don't want it, I don't want it!"

Yanze: "Good boy~"

Fuck so handsome!Yingqing plunged headfirst into Yanze's arms, her face flushed and her heart pounding like a deer: "Mmmmm!" The handsome man forced him to say whatever he wanted!No objection No objection!

Yanze held Yingqingtian in his arms, and touched his face thoughtfully.

"Stop rubbing it!" Yan Ze slapped Ying Qingtian on the head, then his expression changed, and he stared nervously at Ying Qingtian to see his reaction.

Ying Xiaoshou was not happy when he was slapped suddenly, but after he stared at Yan Ze's face for a few seconds, Ying Qingtian's face was only dark for a second and then the rain turned clear immediately, not only was he not angry , but leaned towards him stickily.Yan Ze suddenly made up his mind, hehehe, he seems to have comprehended a new art of controlling his wife... With this face, his family status is guaranteed!It seems that there is no longer any need to worry about becoming a strict wife like Mr. Snake Zu.

"Daughter-in-law, let's be serious, we don't have much time left now, and we don't know how long we'll be stuck here if we don't rush back. How do you feel now? Can you hurry?" Yan Ze looked worriedly Ying Qingtian.Let a pregnant woman fight desperately with a group of hungry wolves, and he doesn't say anything about it, but in his heart he is worried to death.

Ying Qingtian twisted her waist, moved her muscles and bones, and felt it carefully: "My waist is not sore and my legs don't hurt, and my whole body feels refreshed. There's nothing wrong with it."

"Would you like to rest for a few more days?" Yan Ze stared fixedly at Ying Qingtian's stomach.It's not good to hurt a child.

Ying Qingtian stretched vigorously, Yanze thought what he was going to do, and was so worried that his eyes almost fell out.Ying Qingtian laughed, and the old god patted the tiger's head on the ground: "You are worried, I am fine now."

Ze stared at him with boredom: "I have an old friend who also exhausted his spiritual power. After sleeping, he was alive and kicking like a normal person. Everyone thought he was really fine. Who knows? On the third day..." Yan Ze changed the tone of telling a ghost story, "He died without any wounds on his body. We cut him open and his internal organs were all broken..."

Ying Qingtian: "Paralyzed, you have such a handsome face, can you say auspicious words?"

Seeing that Ying Qingtian was alive and kicking, Ze Ze stopped thinking about recuperating here for a few days. After all, if the time is delayed, it will not be very comfortable to be trapped in this secret place.When Yan Ze thought about it, he transformed into a tiger.

"what!"

Yan Ze was about to ask Ying Qingtian to sit up, but before he knew anything, he heard his stupid daughter-in-law yelling angrily, as if he was facing a formidable enemy: "Where the hell did you come from? How dare you pretend to be a man to lie to me!" This is not a stupid tiger!Absolutely not!His tiger is white!But this tiger has golden patterns on its body!And it's obvious that the tiger in front of him is bigger than his family's!

Yanze: "...Damn it! If you agreed to leave me, you will not abandon me?! I changed my body hair and you won't know me anymore?!" How many times does he have to explain his identity?

"Are you really a stupid tiger?" Ying Qingtian carefully poked the big tiger's ear.

Yan Ze was silent for a while: "You mean we can shoot it on the spot to see if it is still the original size and the original technology?"

Ying Qingtian was dazed for a second or two, and finally understood what he was talking about. She blushed at that moment, and then poohed the big tiger shamelessly: "Take some face! Tell me first." How is this hair yellow?"

Yan Ze sighed: "Because there is an uneasy daughter-in-law. She turned yellow overnight..."

Ying Qingtian: "..." His tiger is not wrong, there is no other tiger in this world who owes so much.