[Cultivation] Demon Emperor
Chapter 85
Ying Qingtian grabbed Min Qingfeng by the collar and moved him away from the tiger's hind legs: "Be reserved, he is really an ordinary stupid tiger that you despise so much!"
Min Qingfeng struggled and hugged him back: "You don't know! Ordinary tigers are the most low-key, luxurious and connotative tigers. They look ordinary on the outside, but they are explosive on the inside. They are the most adorable. They are popular these days. It's a counterattack from the grassroots! You must know that the protagonist is looked down upon by others, and finally kills the Quartet and surprises people's eyes. These are all classic plots in the storybook novels that people will never get tired of! Ying Qingtian, I really haven't read it You actually look down on ordinary tigers! If someone like you is written into a novel, you will be cannon fodder! Young man, your thinking is very dangerous!"
Ying Qingtian never expected that Min Qingfeng would be able to free up his hands to trip him up while hugging his thighs, which is quite a struggle.
Yingqingtian: "..."
Nima!Is it popular to be reasonable these days!
"Awow~~" Unlike Yingqingtian, who is full of Xiang-like hearts, the stupid tiger's words to Min Qingfeng are quite useful, the tiger howled, and was so happy that its big tail swept the ground proudly Go, and give Ying Qingtian a smug look from time to time.Stupid daughter-in-law, now you know what it means to have eyes but not gold inlaid with jade?Letting you circle Zhuo Hanfeng like a fly before, can't you see that the dirty and stupid tiger beside you is actually a generation of pride?Hahaha, I ~regret~ no~ Ying Qingtian looked at this unscrupulous one person and one tiger speechlessly.Fuck!Min Qingfeng, can you stop flattering me? !Didn't you see that this stupid tiger is about to fly away with its buttocks sticking out!
"Ahem, back off, no matter how much you flatter me, I won't abandon Xiao Yingzi." Tiger was delighted by Min Qingfeng's flattery, and finally spoke with satisfaction.
Min Qingfeng glanced at Ying Qingtian, then pulled out his ears: "What?"
"My deity means that I will not abandon Xiao Yingzi. Xiao Yingzi will always be my second in command. If you want to hug your thigh, go hug him." The stupid tiger blinked at Ying Qingtian as he said, come on, daughter-in-law Son!Let you also taste the feeling of being hugged by someone's thigh.
The stupid tiger thought that his daughter-in-law would be grateful for his thoughtfulness, but this unprogressive one just stared at him with his eyes and mouth open.Well, he actually didn't expect his daughter-in-law to behave unexpectedly, but the next sentence of this stupid daughter-in-law made people worry about his IQ.
Ying Qingtian stared at the stupid tiger: "You can speak human language?!"
Min Qingfeng: "..."
Stupid Tiger: "..."
I can become a living person, do you think I can speak? !Bear wife!For the first time, a tiger who has seen countless turbulent waves was shocked by a human's IQ.
Min Qingfeng hugged the tiger's thigh subconsciously: "Do you really rather have such a stupid little tail than me? How did I lose to him?"
The stupid tiger also shook his head and sighed sadly: "Who made him have children."
Min Qingfeng: "So that's how it is... I really can't do this... Wait! What? Have a baby?!"
"Yeah, it's really annoying me. Do you think this IQ will be passed on to the next generation?" The stupid tiger still looked sad like a clove.
Min Qingfeng glanced back and forth between Stupid Tiger and Ying Qingtian with ghostly eyes, and finally ran to Ying Qingtian's side secretly: "Is your thigh mentally ill?"
"You finally found out?" Ying Qingtian squinted her eyes: "You are still hugging so happily when you are sick."
Min Qingfeng: "..."
The discovery of "stupid tiger is sick" finally made Min Qingfeng calm down: "You guys get ready, our spirit boat has been destroyed, I have already notified the elders of Shengxian Valley, and a disciple will come to pick us up in a spirit boat in a while. "
Fuck!I was only immersed in the beauty of the tiger becoming handsome, but I didn't think of the mission of the teacher!After Min Qingfeng said this, Ying Qingtian realized that something was wrong.
"Tiger? We seem to have forgotten something important." For example, picking herbs, such as Zhuji Dan.
The stupid tiger was silent for a while, then sighed: "There is no other way."
Ying Qingtian's eyes dimmed for a moment, but soon brightened again: "Forget it, you can't be too greedy, after all, you can change form now, and we also saved a life, which is already great!"
The stupid tiger glanced at him faintly, his eyes full of pity for Qingtian's IQ: "I have no choice but to grab it."
Yingqingtian: "..."
After all, this is a world of the jungle.Ying Qingtian covered her face and said that she was a decent citizen after all, and it was understandable that she couldn't think of going with the bandits.
"Ants, come here to me." The stupid tiger roared majestically at Min Qingfeng.
Min Qingfeng was stunned by the tiger's roar for a second or two, and then switched from the "human like a dog" mode to the "dog leg" mode in an instant: "The little one is here~ What do you want to do with your thighs?"
"Which sect's grandsons were the ones who bloodbathed our camp?"
Min Qingfeng suddenly cheered up: "Master Tiger, you really have sharp eyes! You can tell that we have been attacked by other sects just by looking at the blood on the snow! My admiration for you is like a surging river..."
Stupid Tiger: "Fast forward and skip the flattery part."
Min Qingfeng: "All other sects."
Ying Qingtian: "..." Hey, what the hell are all the other sects? !As a former Golden Core stage monk, can you hypocritically conceal your ambition to use the stupid tiger as a weapon, and then wipe out all other sects to dominate the cultivation world?Even if the stupid tiger has a stupid brain, do you think our tiger will be so stupid as a gunman for you?
Ying Qingtian was secretly complaining about Min Qingfeng in his heart, and the stupid tiger showed him what a man and a big tiger are informal: "Let's go, let's kill them."
Ying Qingtian: "..." Tiger, were you a gun in your previous life?
Under Ying Qingtian's incomprehensible eyes, one person and one tiger just walked away with their shoulders hooked.
"Hey! You didn't take me with you when you went to rob!" Ying Qingtian screamed.
"Hey, take good care of the baby, this is a man's business." The stupid tiger's slow voice floated in the air.
Ying Qingtian suddenly fell into a long-term choice phobia. Should he complain about raising a baby first, or should he complain about "men's affairs" first?But when it comes to raising a baby... why did he suddenly feel so uncomfortable in his stomach?
Ying Qingtian rested on the spot for a while, and the uncomfortable feeling in his body became more and more obvious. He had no choice but to start to meditate irritably, trying to suppress the strange churning in his stomach.Time passed by, but no matter how much Ying Qingtian recited the mantra silently, his body did not get better until a commotion woke him up.
"Look! It's a spirit boat!"
Yingqingtian opened her eyes, and saw that all the surviving monks had run to the middle of the snow field, and all the people looked up at the sky. A faint blue light spot has appeared directly above, and a corner of the spirit boat is faintly exposed inside.
It's so fast!Have you been meditating for two days and two nights?Ying Qingtian was startled, and subconsciously looked for the figures of Stupid Tiger and Min Qingfeng.
They didn't come back? !
Ying Qingtian's heart was suddenly disturbed.
"Take your time, everyone line up and land one by one." The spirit boat had already landed, and all the surviving Ascension Valley cultivators swarmed onto it.Yingqingtian dragged her way to the second half of the line, moving forward bit by bit.
The number of monks at the front decreased one by one, and Ying Qingtian thought about a question full of fear: if the stupid tiger didn't come back, should he stay and wait or go back to Xiangu...
"Daughter-in-law!" Just as Ying Qingtian was getting more and more frightened, the voice of the stupid tiger rang in his heart. Ying Qingtian suddenly turned around and saw Min Qingfeng and the stupid tiger rubbing each other secretly. Arrived at the end of the line.Min Qingfeng raised an eyebrow at him proudly, expressing that everything went well.
Ying Qingtian felt relieved all of a sudden.
"Get up!" All the people boarded the spirit boat, and with a low shout, the spirit boat began to emit a faint blue light, and slowly lifted them up.
"How is it?" On the spirit boat, Yingqing happily put her arms around the tiger's neck and said in a low voice, "I thought you wouldn't come back."
The stupid tiger gave Ying Qingtian a cold look: "Women are just nervous!"
woman!road!people!Home? !who? !
Ying Qingtian grabbed the soft flesh on the stupid tiger's neck: "Mom forced you to say it again? You are so arrogant because you can transform into a shape, don't you?! Don't forget that I have your cub in my stomach!"
Stupid Tiger: "..."
Yingqingtian: "..."
Lying down a big trough! When did the phrase "I have your cub in my belly" become so smooth!Sure enough, was he brainwashed after spending too much time with the stupid tiger?As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Yingqingtian wished she could give her two big ears.
As soon as the stupid tiger heard the word "cub", he immediately changed from a cold male god to a heart-warming little sun. He lowered his head and rubbed against Ying Qingtian, "Hey, it's okay, the herbs are all done."
When Ying Qingtian heard this, cold sweat broke out immediately. He looked around and lowered his voice: "How many did you kill? Did you survive? Will it spread?" To know those disciples who can enter the secret realm, There are also many nephews of sect elders, if the stupid tiger kills all directions, it will be a big trouble.
Ying Qingtian was mentally preparing for the miserable future, but he didn't expect the stupid tiger to say something that surprised him: "No one was killed."
"What?!" Ying Qingtian was shocked, and then overjoyed, "It's fine if you don't kill it, it's fine if you don't kill it." He thought that when the tiger came out, blood would flow into rivers or something, isn't it like this for all the big villains in the play.
"I just snatched all their storage bags, and then crippled the spiritual roots of a few proud monks. Bah, let them not cooperate!"
Ying Qingtian's heart that had just been put down suddenly lifted again: "You have abolished their spiritual roots?!" Fuck, do you know what the abolished spiritual roots represent?How many "arrogant" monks are there?Don't you know that monks with big backers are generally arrogant? !It would be better to kill it cleanly!
At the thought of facing the joint pursuit of several sect elders, Ying Qingtian suddenly felt sad, and wished she could fall off the spirit boat.Nima!At that time, he should have followed him shamelessly!He knew that Stupid Tiger and that guy Min Qingfeng couldn't do anything together!
"Don't be afraid, daughter-in-law~" The stupid tiger still has the face to lean forward, "Isn't there Min Qingfeng?"
"Don't talk to me, I want to be alone." Ying Qingtian huddled in the corner, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, she couldn't help crying, covering her face, "What the hell is Min Qingfeng having a bird egg for?" !"
"Daughter-in-law!" The stupid tiger rubbed against Ying Qingtian, "Tell me, if someone takes a tiger and destroys your spiritual root, do you hate that person, or that tiger?"
"Of course I hate... Huh?" When the stupid tiger said it, Ying Qingtian's waist didn't hurt, her legs didn't hurt, her mood improved, and her body became more energetic, "You mean..."
The stupid tiger old god raised his eyebrows on the ground: "Hmm~ Do you know why I didn't let you go with me?"
"You tiger...you're really rotten!" Ying Qingtian rubbed the tiger's hairy head.Min Qingfeng's scapegoat is really a shame.
Min Qingfeng struggled and hugged him back: "You don't know! Ordinary tigers are the most low-key, luxurious and connotative tigers. They look ordinary on the outside, but they are explosive on the inside. They are the most adorable. They are popular these days. It's a counterattack from the grassroots! You must know that the protagonist is looked down upon by others, and finally kills the Quartet and surprises people's eyes. These are all classic plots in the storybook novels that people will never get tired of! Ying Qingtian, I really haven't read it You actually look down on ordinary tigers! If someone like you is written into a novel, you will be cannon fodder! Young man, your thinking is very dangerous!"
Ying Qingtian never expected that Min Qingfeng would be able to free up his hands to trip him up while hugging his thighs, which is quite a struggle.
Yingqingtian: "..."
Nima!Is it popular to be reasonable these days!
"Awow~~" Unlike Yingqingtian, who is full of Xiang-like hearts, the stupid tiger's words to Min Qingfeng are quite useful, the tiger howled, and was so happy that its big tail swept the ground proudly Go, and give Ying Qingtian a smug look from time to time.Stupid daughter-in-law, now you know what it means to have eyes but not gold inlaid with jade?Letting you circle Zhuo Hanfeng like a fly before, can't you see that the dirty and stupid tiger beside you is actually a generation of pride?Hahaha, I ~regret~ no~ Ying Qingtian looked at this unscrupulous one person and one tiger speechlessly.Fuck!Min Qingfeng, can you stop flattering me? !Didn't you see that this stupid tiger is about to fly away with its buttocks sticking out!
"Ahem, back off, no matter how much you flatter me, I won't abandon Xiao Yingzi." Tiger was delighted by Min Qingfeng's flattery, and finally spoke with satisfaction.
Min Qingfeng glanced at Ying Qingtian, then pulled out his ears: "What?"
"My deity means that I will not abandon Xiao Yingzi. Xiao Yingzi will always be my second in command. If you want to hug your thigh, go hug him." The stupid tiger blinked at Ying Qingtian as he said, come on, daughter-in-law Son!Let you also taste the feeling of being hugged by someone's thigh.
The stupid tiger thought that his daughter-in-law would be grateful for his thoughtfulness, but this unprogressive one just stared at him with his eyes and mouth open.Well, he actually didn't expect his daughter-in-law to behave unexpectedly, but the next sentence of this stupid daughter-in-law made people worry about his IQ.
Ying Qingtian stared at the stupid tiger: "You can speak human language?!"
Min Qingfeng: "..."
Stupid Tiger: "..."
I can become a living person, do you think I can speak? !Bear wife!For the first time, a tiger who has seen countless turbulent waves was shocked by a human's IQ.
Min Qingfeng hugged the tiger's thigh subconsciously: "Do you really rather have such a stupid little tail than me? How did I lose to him?"
The stupid tiger also shook his head and sighed sadly: "Who made him have children."
Min Qingfeng: "So that's how it is... I really can't do this... Wait! What? Have a baby?!"
"Yeah, it's really annoying me. Do you think this IQ will be passed on to the next generation?" The stupid tiger still looked sad like a clove.
Min Qingfeng glanced back and forth between Stupid Tiger and Ying Qingtian with ghostly eyes, and finally ran to Ying Qingtian's side secretly: "Is your thigh mentally ill?"
"You finally found out?" Ying Qingtian squinted her eyes: "You are still hugging so happily when you are sick."
Min Qingfeng: "..."
The discovery of "stupid tiger is sick" finally made Min Qingfeng calm down: "You guys get ready, our spirit boat has been destroyed, I have already notified the elders of Shengxian Valley, and a disciple will come to pick us up in a spirit boat in a while. "
Fuck!I was only immersed in the beauty of the tiger becoming handsome, but I didn't think of the mission of the teacher!After Min Qingfeng said this, Ying Qingtian realized that something was wrong.
"Tiger? We seem to have forgotten something important." For example, picking herbs, such as Zhuji Dan.
The stupid tiger was silent for a while, then sighed: "There is no other way."
Ying Qingtian's eyes dimmed for a moment, but soon brightened again: "Forget it, you can't be too greedy, after all, you can change form now, and we also saved a life, which is already great!"
The stupid tiger glanced at him faintly, his eyes full of pity for Qingtian's IQ: "I have no choice but to grab it."
Yingqingtian: "..."
After all, this is a world of the jungle.Ying Qingtian covered her face and said that she was a decent citizen after all, and it was understandable that she couldn't think of going with the bandits.
"Ants, come here to me." The stupid tiger roared majestically at Min Qingfeng.
Min Qingfeng was stunned by the tiger's roar for a second or two, and then switched from the "human like a dog" mode to the "dog leg" mode in an instant: "The little one is here~ What do you want to do with your thighs?"
"Which sect's grandsons were the ones who bloodbathed our camp?"
Min Qingfeng suddenly cheered up: "Master Tiger, you really have sharp eyes! You can tell that we have been attacked by other sects just by looking at the blood on the snow! My admiration for you is like a surging river..."
Stupid Tiger: "Fast forward and skip the flattery part."
Min Qingfeng: "All other sects."
Ying Qingtian: "..." Hey, what the hell are all the other sects? !As a former Golden Core stage monk, can you hypocritically conceal your ambition to use the stupid tiger as a weapon, and then wipe out all other sects to dominate the cultivation world?Even if the stupid tiger has a stupid brain, do you think our tiger will be so stupid as a gunman for you?
Ying Qingtian was secretly complaining about Min Qingfeng in his heart, and the stupid tiger showed him what a man and a big tiger are informal: "Let's go, let's kill them."
Ying Qingtian: "..." Tiger, were you a gun in your previous life?
Under Ying Qingtian's incomprehensible eyes, one person and one tiger just walked away with their shoulders hooked.
"Hey! You didn't take me with you when you went to rob!" Ying Qingtian screamed.
"Hey, take good care of the baby, this is a man's business." The stupid tiger's slow voice floated in the air.
Ying Qingtian suddenly fell into a long-term choice phobia. Should he complain about raising a baby first, or should he complain about "men's affairs" first?But when it comes to raising a baby... why did he suddenly feel so uncomfortable in his stomach?
Ying Qingtian rested on the spot for a while, and the uncomfortable feeling in his body became more and more obvious. He had no choice but to start to meditate irritably, trying to suppress the strange churning in his stomach.Time passed by, but no matter how much Ying Qingtian recited the mantra silently, his body did not get better until a commotion woke him up.
"Look! It's a spirit boat!"
Yingqingtian opened her eyes, and saw that all the surviving monks had run to the middle of the snow field, and all the people looked up at the sky. A faint blue light spot has appeared directly above, and a corner of the spirit boat is faintly exposed inside.
It's so fast!Have you been meditating for two days and two nights?Ying Qingtian was startled, and subconsciously looked for the figures of Stupid Tiger and Min Qingfeng.
They didn't come back? !
Ying Qingtian's heart was suddenly disturbed.
"Take your time, everyone line up and land one by one." The spirit boat had already landed, and all the surviving Ascension Valley cultivators swarmed onto it.Yingqingtian dragged her way to the second half of the line, moving forward bit by bit.
The number of monks at the front decreased one by one, and Ying Qingtian thought about a question full of fear: if the stupid tiger didn't come back, should he stay and wait or go back to Xiangu...
"Daughter-in-law!" Just as Ying Qingtian was getting more and more frightened, the voice of the stupid tiger rang in his heart. Ying Qingtian suddenly turned around and saw Min Qingfeng and the stupid tiger rubbing each other secretly. Arrived at the end of the line.Min Qingfeng raised an eyebrow at him proudly, expressing that everything went well.
Ying Qingtian felt relieved all of a sudden.
"Get up!" All the people boarded the spirit boat, and with a low shout, the spirit boat began to emit a faint blue light, and slowly lifted them up.
"How is it?" On the spirit boat, Yingqing happily put her arms around the tiger's neck and said in a low voice, "I thought you wouldn't come back."
The stupid tiger gave Ying Qingtian a cold look: "Women are just nervous!"
woman!road!people!Home? !who? !
Ying Qingtian grabbed the soft flesh on the stupid tiger's neck: "Mom forced you to say it again? You are so arrogant because you can transform into a shape, don't you?! Don't forget that I have your cub in my stomach!"
Stupid Tiger: "..."
Yingqingtian: "..."
Lying down a big trough! When did the phrase "I have your cub in my belly" become so smooth!Sure enough, was he brainwashed after spending too much time with the stupid tiger?As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Yingqingtian wished she could give her two big ears.
As soon as the stupid tiger heard the word "cub", he immediately changed from a cold male god to a heart-warming little sun. He lowered his head and rubbed against Ying Qingtian, "Hey, it's okay, the herbs are all done."
When Ying Qingtian heard this, cold sweat broke out immediately. He looked around and lowered his voice: "How many did you kill? Did you survive? Will it spread?" To know those disciples who can enter the secret realm, There are also many nephews of sect elders, if the stupid tiger kills all directions, it will be a big trouble.
Ying Qingtian was mentally preparing for the miserable future, but he didn't expect the stupid tiger to say something that surprised him: "No one was killed."
"What?!" Ying Qingtian was shocked, and then overjoyed, "It's fine if you don't kill it, it's fine if you don't kill it." He thought that when the tiger came out, blood would flow into rivers or something, isn't it like this for all the big villains in the play.
"I just snatched all their storage bags, and then crippled the spiritual roots of a few proud monks. Bah, let them not cooperate!"
Ying Qingtian's heart that had just been put down suddenly lifted again: "You have abolished their spiritual roots?!" Fuck, do you know what the abolished spiritual roots represent?How many "arrogant" monks are there?Don't you know that monks with big backers are generally arrogant? !It would be better to kill it cleanly!
At the thought of facing the joint pursuit of several sect elders, Ying Qingtian suddenly felt sad, and wished she could fall off the spirit boat.Nima!At that time, he should have followed him shamelessly!He knew that Stupid Tiger and that guy Min Qingfeng couldn't do anything together!
"Don't be afraid, daughter-in-law~" The stupid tiger still has the face to lean forward, "Isn't there Min Qingfeng?"
"Don't talk to me, I want to be alone." Ying Qingtian huddled in the corner, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, she couldn't help crying, covering her face, "What the hell is Min Qingfeng having a bird egg for?" !"
"Daughter-in-law!" The stupid tiger rubbed against Ying Qingtian, "Tell me, if someone takes a tiger and destroys your spiritual root, do you hate that person, or that tiger?"
"Of course I hate... Huh?" When the stupid tiger said it, Ying Qingtian's waist didn't hurt, her legs didn't hurt, her mood improved, and her body became more energetic, "You mean..."
The stupid tiger old god raised his eyebrows on the ground: "Hmm~ Do you know why I didn't let you go with me?"
"You tiger...you're really rotten!" Ying Qingtian rubbed the tiger's hairy head.Min Qingfeng's scapegoat is really a shame.
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