As soon as the words fell, the ashes finger in Father Ying's hand emitted a soft light and penetrated into the body, the sound of heartbeat, breathing, blood flow... The characteristics of life became more and more obvious, and with a last sigh, Father Ying finally opened his eyes.

"Father!" Ying Qingtian threw herself into Father Ying's arms.

"Guy... this... who is this?" Father Ying stretched out his hand and rubbed Ying Qingtian's head, and then his eyes were attracted by the disgust that radiated a different light all over his body, "this... who is this? ?”

Feeling the fiery gaze of his father-in-law, he brushed his long hair casually in disgust, and then secretly showed him his most attractive side face.old man!Stupid you!I am that big tiger that was almost castrated by you!You can't imagine that a tiger can be so perfect in human form!Have you been dazzled by the deity?Do you really want to strip your son naked and send him to my bed?Do you have the urge to kneel down and lick the feet of the deity?Hahaha!Don't even think about it, I won't give you a toe!

Rao was already galloping in his heart, and his whole body was filled with the pleasure of getting revenge, but he still smiled slightly on his disgusted face, then lowered his head slightly haughtily, closed his eyes and uttered a noble and glamorous nasal voice: " snort!"

Father Ying looked at him for a long time, and then said, "He has a few gray hairs."

Yingqingtian: "..."

Stupid tiger: "..." Do you stupid human monks understand the dignity of Baimao, bastard!

Orz shit, it turns out that IQ is really hereditary.The stupid tiger said that he really wanted to be quiet, and the stupid human asked him who Jing Jing was.

Father Ying suddenly remembered something, he carefully looked around the room, and then approached Ying Qingtian mysteriously: "Son, son, who is this?"

Finally got to the point!Yan Ze cleaned up his frustrated mood, and raised his noble head again.

Ying Qingtian took Father Ying's hand: "This is one of my seniors in the valley..."

"Senior Brother?" Yan Ze rolled his eyes and said directly, "Human, that's not what you said in bed yesterday."

"!!!!!!!!!!" Stupid tiger, you have a big mouth!How dare you say such a thing in front of your father!Ying Qingtian jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

The shameless humanoid stupid tiger glanced at him very naturally, folded his arms across his chest, and said with a big tiger face: "Why are you staring? A female has no right to speak in front of the head of the family!"

I really want to cut him!Ying Qingtian stared at the rogue face of the stupid tiger, looked again and again, then buried her head in the quilt with a groan and sulked.There is no way to pass this day!How can he beat a tiger when he is so handsome!Do you dare to turn back into a tiger?do you dare!

"Damn it! Can I talk about this kind of thing in front of my father!" Ying Qingtian seemed to have returned to the moment when she was fucked by a tiger and then caught in bed by her own father.

"Good! Good!" Father Ying patted Ying Qingtian's shoulder in great relief, "Well done! Well done, baby son!"

Ying Qingtian, who was so angry that she was crying under the quilt, poked her head out and stared at Father Ying for a moment, then said to Yanze: "Is your myogenic technique reliable! Why do you put my father's You know that your brain is broken! What should I do!"

Before Yan Ze could speak, Father Ying slapped Ying Qingtian on the head: "What are you talking about!"

"Father~" Ying Qingtian burst into tears.Fuck, it must be the stupid tiger who broke his father's mind, his father never beat him!

"This... senior brother, it's not convenient for Fang to ask you to go out for a while. I have something to tell Qingtian." After finishing speaking, Father Ying added another sentence as if afraid of getting tired of Ze Ze's displeasure, "Of course, if you If it's inconvenient, you can stay here and listen, anyway, we're all family. Hehehe..."

Fuck!Although he and Tiger are already a family, can you stop saying such flattering words, Dad? !And what the hell is that wretched "hehehe" at the end!Where is your dignity as a father-in-law!Where is it!

Ying Qingtian fell to the ground with blood in her eyes and tears in her heart.

"Hmph, let's talk." The stupid tiger finished with his own cold voice, waved his sleeves, and walked out, still with eyes on the top of his head.

The door was slowly closed, and the moment the door was completely closed, the stupid tiger's style changed, and he stuck to the door like a gecko, listening to the movement in the room with his ears erect.

"Son!" Seeing Yan Ze turn around and go out, Father Ying patted Ying Qingtian on the shoulder, smiling like a foolish flower, "This son-in-law is well chosen! Well chosen!"

Ying Qingtian: "..." That's not what you said when you saw your son-in-law's real form last time.And what the hell is a "son-in-law"?Dad, what's the matter with your function of automatically ignoring his gender?

Father Ying is still immersed in the gratification of having a good son-in-law and cannot extricate himself: "Son, let me tell you, your father knows how to make faces, I just did a match, expensive~no~can~yan~, tell me you are How did you meet?"

Of course I know you will meet each other, after all, we are a family of magic sticks.Ying Qingtian took a deep look at her father: "The other day when I went to the mountain to gather medicine, I saw a group of flame birds fighting a tiger..."

Daddy Ying activated his brain-replenishing skills: "Then you were affected, and he was a hero to save the beauty, and then you fell in love at first sight, couldn't leave each other, and finally decided to live forever, right?"

Ying Qingtian swallowed back the words "he is that tiger" silently: "Yeah."

Father Ying rejoiced alone for a while, then his complexion changed, and he admonished Ying Qingtian sternly: "Now that you have such a good home, you have to change some habits and stop messing around."

Ying Qingtian looked bewildered: "Huh?"

Father Ying's old face twitched, and finally he had to cough in shame: "For example, he likes to mess with wild animals." Poor old father Ying's face was shaking when he said this. It's clear and innocent, who knew that when he came to him, he would give birth to a child with such a strong taste, it's fine if he doesn't like women, but who knows that he doesn't even like men now, what evil did they do.

Ying Qingtian's face was bitter: "Father, it's not what you think..." He was in a big trough, even if he jumped into the Yellow River in his life, he wouldn't be able to clean it up, okay, it's all your fault, stupid tiger!

Father Ying waved his hand, "Now that you have a good home, you must be completely separated from the previous tiger. We, father and son, are of the same heart, and we will hide your senior brother from you. Don't let your senior brother know about your past. Ridiculous thing." Father Ying patted Ying Qingtian on the shoulder as if "Brothers are good".

Ying Qingtian: "Father, in fact, that tiger is..."

Father Ying glared: "What kind of tiger is not a tiger, don't mention it again!"

Ying Qingtian: "orz..." How can he get this tiger across the road.

The stupid tiger outside the door: "...".Father-in-law, you really deserve to be a real father!Although that tiger is also himself, the stupid tiger has an inexplicable feeling of being green by himself.It's really nice of you to bully the tiger like this.

Father Ying patted Ying Qingtian in relief, and then took out a book from his arms with a mysterious expression on his face: "My child, I told you that if you want to catch a woman, you mainly rely on love, and you have to catch a woman." As for men, it mainly depends on love. Come on, take this little book and review it carefully, and you must learn all the eighteen moves."

Yingqingtian reads the title of the book: xx Eighteen Forms Essence.

Dad, it turns out that your private life is so unrestrained, and he doesn't even know about it!

Father Ying twirled his beard and smiled and instructed: "What about this thing, kid, you have to relax first, don't be nervous..." When Ying Qingtian confessed to him that he likes men, he was annoyed for a while, and then looked around. A lot of normal and abnormal books come back, trying to understand the world of men and men.

"Father, I just remembered that the clothes haven't been washed yet, so I'm leaving first." Being taught this kind of thing face-to-face by her own father, Ying Qingtian collapsed on the spot, covered her face and ran away.

"Hey, I said why are you so misbehaving, dad is doing it for your own good!" Dad Ying immediately chased after him.

Ying Qingtian jerked open the doorknob, and a stupid tiger fell in.

"Fuck!" Ying Qingtian swears as soon as she sees the stupid tiger.

"Oh?" Wife?What's the matter?

Before the stupid tiger understood the meaning of Ying Qingtian's swearing, Father Ying exploded first.

"You, you, you!!" Father Ying rolled up his sleeves angrily when he saw Yan Ze, picked up a broom next to him, and greeted the stupid tiger, cursing, "Damn tiger, what the hell are you doing?" Dare to show up again?! This time I have to use your tiger skin as a mat to sleep on!"

Father-in-law, what kind of madness is this?The stupid tiger hid and wondered, and then opened his mouth to realize that he had changed back to his original shape.The primitive power of this grass egg!When did it change back?

Seeing that Father Ying turned around to look for the knife, Ying Qingtian had no choice but to hold back the shit-like mood to protect the stupid tiger: "Silly tiger, why are you running away!"

The stupid tiger took a deep look at Ying Qingtian, his eyes were full of indelible sadness, then he turned around and ran wildly.

He can't go back home, can't sleep with his wife, what a jerk, he hasn't been in such a mess for tens of thousands of years since he was born! ! ! !He is so smart that he will find a body for his father-in-law!

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