Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

Brodo's first thought was: something went wrong with the translator.

Then I suddenly remembered that I am not using a translator now.

What does the other party's words... mean?

Is it what he understood... that meaning?

Su Fang ignored his blankness, and glanced at the ends of his hair: "Your hair has become darker. It must be the effect of the 'ink-colored grass'."

Brodo's eyes widened, but he couldn't say a word.I could only hear the other party continue to whisper: "Now you believe it? The person you are looking for is really me."

"Really..." Brodo lowered his long eyelashes, his voice dropped instantly, "It's really you."

"You seem disappointed?" Su Fang raised his eyebrows.

"No, it's not." Brodo closed his eyes, turned his head slightly to avoid the seductive breath of the other party, "I just...need to adjust."

The body strongly desires to germinate but cannot, like a * that cannot be released in a bottle.

Although this feeling is not painful, it is not easy.Because of patience, the whole person trembled slightly.

Su Fang pulled him towards him and said softly: "If you become cute here, it will be difficult to deal with. Be patient, we will go home immediately."

The Porsche slid slowly to a stop in front of Brodot.The newly waxed and polished car body was coated with a dazzling thin gold by the sun.

Brodod sleepwalked into the back seat.

After driving a long way, the sanity that was blown out of the sky just returned bit by bit.

Then he suddenly came to his senses—he had practiced his opening remarks for so long, but actually...

one!sentence!All!without!use!superior!

He was picked up by the other party in a state of trance...

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"Are you used to sitting?" Su Fang looked at him from the rearview mirror.

"Well, it's good." Brodo moved his body uneasily.

Compared with the means of transportation he took in the empire, the space in this carriage was too narrow and cramped, which made him feel a little depressed.But how can he show it in front of his sweetheart, try his best to look like he is sitting comfortably.

Su Fang naturally understood that this car was nothing compared to the emperor's resplendent and magnificent spaceship.But it's unthinkable, this is already the top equipment he has.

"Have you always traveled by spaceship? Is there any land transportation?" In order to find a topic, Su Fang asked casually.

...Land transportation?

His Majesty the Emperor started thinking desperately.

Tang people basically don't have concepts such as "polite" and "entertainment". Even in the face of elders, they can speak out without any hypocrisy.This can be seen from the dialogue between the Privy Councilor Qianban and the emperor.

So Brodo didn't know what to say at this time. He tried hard to think about it, and his eyes lit up:

"Ah, that's right! There is a planet where the design of the palace is unreasonable. The bathroom in the master bedroom is a bit far away. When I go to the bathroom, I take a van, which is very similar to this car, and it is about two or three times bigger than this one." look."

I was very happy after I finished speaking, and felt that this would bring the distance between myself and the other party closer.

"What's wrong with you?" For some reason, he vaguely felt that Su Fang's face seemed to be a little darker.

"It's nothing." Su Fang turned her head, squinted her eyes slightly, and smiled with a gentle smile that was harmless to humans and animals, "It's just that I suddenly have an urge to ask you to take care of me." While thinking silently in his heart: Don't pretend to be x in front of the emperor, otherwise Will be struck by lightning.

"You don't need to ask, as long as you tell me, I'm definitely willing to take care of you. You are my...friend." Brodo also smiled harmlessly like Su Fang.The difference is that he is really harmless to humans and animals.

"Ah, then I can rest assured." Su Fang said lightly, grinding his teeth in his stomach.

Twenty minutes later, His Majesty the Emperor sat on the soft fabric sofa and looked around the bright and tidy living room.

"Here." A glass of red wine was handed to him.

When collecting ingredients before, Brodo said that the effectiveness of black grass and standing grass will be quickly dispelled when alcohol is consumed or body temperature rises sharply.

Su Fang's breath is close at hand.The half-open neckline of the shirt radiates the warmth of the body, as well as the faintly intoxicating fragrance.

"...Thank you." Brodo took the glass in awe.He thought that he was probably intoxicated in a dream, otherwise why his mind was always blurred?

I was so confused that I couldn't believe that the person in front of me was real.

He raised his glass and sipped, the warm liquid slipped down his throat.

Chi-

At the same time that the color of the pupils and hair were restored, the body couldn't wait to sprout.

Su Fang looked at this miraculous scene with a little bit of astonishment: the handsome young man with chestnut hair and black eyes just now disappeared, and there was a short round cute thing with blond hair and purple eyes standing in the original place.

Su Fang: "..."

Brodo: "... ╭('_｀)╮"

After a while, Su Fang turned his face away.Brodo couldn't help but chuckle when he heard it.

Brodo: "Σ(|||Д||||) Are you laughing at me??"

"How could it be?" Su Fang turned around with a serious expression, "I just need to adjust."

"..." Brodo felt that these words sounded familiar.But he can't think about it for the time being, because there is a more serious problem in front of him.

Tang people's clothes are made of special fabrics, which will change with the wearer's body shape.Clothes will fit the same whether the human body is in normal or morphed form.

But in order to do as the Romans do, Brodo wears earth clothes from inside to outside, which does not have this function.As soon as he turned cute, his clothes fell off from his shrunken body.

So, His Majesty the Emperor, he was "naked".

"Ahhh!!" Brodo grabbed his baggy underwear and covered his body in a panic.

"It's so small." Su Fang glanced at it and made a conclusion.

"No!" His Majesty the Emperor was ashamed and angry, "It became smaller only when it became cute, and the normal state is 20 centimeters!"

Su Fang was confused and naive: "I mean, your body has become so small now. What is 20 centimeters?"

"..." Brodo wanted to cry but had no tears.Why did he suddenly have a vague feeling that he seems to be... entrusted to someone who is not human? ?

After pulling up his underwear, His Majesty the Emperor suddenly felt that it was time to formally introduce himself (...).

He hurriedly sat upright, er, no, sat upright in his trousers, and cleared his voice:

"Hello, my name is Brodo, and my full name is Minestra Yin Brodo. Minestra is the surname, Brodo is the first name, and Yin represents the identity of the royal family. Use our cute This is how Tang Empire’s characters are written.”

The optical brain immediately played a line of floating subtitles in the air:

strainbrodo.

Su Fang is also talented in languages ​​and has passed many certificates.He immediately discovered that this script was very similar to the Italian script on Earth.

"Minestra, do you mean soup?" He asked tentatively.

"Yes! How do you know?" Brodo was surprised.

"Brodo, do you mean meat?"

"Hmm!" Brodo nodded repeatedly.

"So... your name, translated according to the Chinese word order is..." Su Fang tried hard to hide the smile in his eyes, "meat soup?"

"Uh-huh!(///)///)"

"..." Su Fang turned his face away again.

This time, Brodot was very sure: "Σ(|||Д||||) You are laughing at me!!"

"No, I'm just happy for this magical coincidence." Su Fang continued solemnly, "The characters of another universe are so similar to a foreign language I have learned. This way I will learn faster, I'm really, really happy."

"..." Brodot was a little skeptical.But immediately felt that it was really inappropriate to question the other party, so he once again accepted the other party's explanation in its entirety.

Su Fang changed the subject at the right time, turned around and found a blanket in the bedroom: "You take a bath to refresh yourself, and I'll fill you with water."

Until the bath water was put away, the cute state was still not lifted.

The doughy Brodo had to use his hands and feet to crawl into the bathtub.

The bathtub in Su Fang's house is already relatively tall, but his current height is only half of his normal height, and his hands and feet are even shorter.It's not easy to climb into a slippery bathtub in such a situation.

After watching for two seconds, Su Fang reached out to hug him helplessly: "Let me help you."

Brodo's body has only changed, and his weight will not change. It is still the weight of a normal adult man.Even though Su Fang had trained his muscular arms in the gym for a long time, it took a little effort to hug him.

Can't help but complain: "What do you eat so heavy?"

Brodo: "Eat your soup. (*￣︶￣*)"