Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

Sliced ​​sausage, drizzled with olive oil, tossed with diced vegetables, brought to a boil in soup; added spices and cheese, and simmered until tasty.

Here's a rough recipe for sausage minestrone.

While Su Fang was doing all this, Brodo stood on the counter and watched silently.

When you are depressed, Tang people will turn into blue buns, limp and listless.

It wasn't until the soup was stewed and Su Fang was no longer busy, that Brodo slowly moved towards him.

"(〃づ'﹏｀)づ is happy, I want to hug."

The mood that was so happy that it was about to fly was disturbed by the appearance of those mysterious players. Even the love broth of her husband could not save him.

Even with his simpler mind, it was not difficult to guess what might have happened. There is a loophole in the game of "Moe Meng Soup", which was exploited by "Soul of Desire".It secretly recruited some greedy people to work for it, probably by promising to give them benefits.

Those unidentified players must have obtained part of its power. The "Wandering Blade" will respond to them, which is the best proof.

He was so scared.

Su Fang does not know magic, has no force, and is not very good at using their high-tech weapons.In case of any accident, if he fails to rescue him in time, Su Fang doesn't even have the ability to protect himself.

(〃づ≥⌒≤)づ Husband, I'm sorry, I will never be willful again, and I will never let you make sausages for me again.

It doesn't matter if you don't eat meat, but your husband can't be in danger.

Su Fang only thought that he was depressed because of the "soul of desire" coming again, and patted him on the back comfortingly: "I don't want that. Here, the sausage soup is ready, come and have a taste."

"Oh." Brodo took the soup bowl listlessly.With drooping head and ears, like a soft blue rabbit.

Speaking of it, Guangnao did say that the humans in Mengmengtang Country evolved from herbivores, and then slowly changed with the environment.

Good food always evokes a good mood, and this is true everywhere.

Broduo lightly turned the edge of the bowl, sniffed the tempting aroma, couldn't help moving his index finger, and gulped it down in one gulp.

(〒▽〒)/Oh oh oh, what a touching taste!Food is such a good thing that brings happiness!

Su Fang smiled, watching Brodo pour several large bowls of soup in disregard of his image.

With a full stomach, his energy immediately revived, and Brodot's words became more frequent:

"Husband, do you know that 'sausage chowder' is my idol. There is a legendary hero in the prehistoric era in our country, whose name is Minestron Di Salhisa, which means sausage chowder."

Seeing his spirits brighten up again, Su Fang continued the topic without any trace: "Oh? What kind of person is he?"

When talking about the historical heroes of his country, Brodo is always elated.He moved Yuanyuan's body and climbed onto the seat, gesticulating with his hands and feet:

"He is a half-human, half-god emperor in our ancient legends. His status is a bit like your Three Emperors and Five Emperors. Don't the Chinese call China's territory 'Yaofeng'? We also call our country 'Sar The Land of Hisar'."

On the planet where humans originated, there were originally two tribes: the tribe of herbivores and the tribe of meat eaters.The herbivore tribe is kind and simple, while the carnivore tribe is cruel and greedy, even eating people.After the warriors of the herbivore tribe are captured by them, they will become their food.

Sal Hisa led the ancestors of Tang people to migrate around in search of food.At that time, human science and technology were not yet developed, and it was impossible to go to other planets.The farmland and plants on the origin star were destroyed by little meat monsters, and there was less and less food for them to eat.

At a critical moment, Sal Hisa bravely acted as the first person to eat crabs.He put the sausage monster he caught with some vegetables and made sausage chowder.

Since then, humans in the herbivore tribe have gradually evolved into omnivores, and continued to multiply and grow on the ancient origin star.

Because the age is too long, later generations have no way of knowing the appearance of Sal Hisar, so a sausage is used as his incarnation.

"Husband, when you entered the imperial city by car, did you see a very large sculpture of sausages standing on the square in the center of the city?" Brodo's starry eyes sparkled, "That's Sal Hisar's." Monument! Isn’t it spectacular?”

Su Fang: "Uh... yes."

He did see it, but he thought it was some kind of fertility cult. orz

Brodo was still immersed in the infinite reminiscence of the heroes of the past: "Later, a bloody decisive battle broke out between the two tribes. Our ancestors won the war. The meat-eater tribe had the right time and place, but We retreated steadily under our offensive. ——Husband, do you know what the reason is?"

Su Fang thought for a moment: "Well... because you are teachers of justice?"

"No. Because they only eat meat, their nutrition is not balanced, and they lack the multivitamins needed by the human body. So history tells us that it is very important to eat more vegetables! (☆︶☆)"

...The conclusion is not wrong, but why is the process of reaching this conclusion so vicissitudes...

"Speaking of sausages, I have something to ask you." Su Fang rolled up his sleeves and showed Brodo his arms. There were a few shallow white marks on the skin, which were the marks of sausage bites.

"Let me be bitten by a sausage, did you do it on purpose?"

As expected, Brodeau immediately denied it: "How could it be! I didn't know that I would meet a sausage there~~~(*＾皮＾*)"

Mr. Guangnao was as straightforward as ever: "Your Majesty, your face has betrayed your heart."

"Nonsense! Husband, don't believe it—"

When he met Su Fang's gaze, Brodo felt a burst of electricity running up his back.

In his husband's eyes, there was a sly light that would only appear when he was about to eat him.

He immediately felt that he was a rabbit being targeted by wolves...=口=

Without giving Brodo any time to hesitate, Su Fang picked him up and walked to the bathroom, turning his head to the light brain and said: "Look, we are going to discuss the great harmony of the universe, do you want to avoid it for a while?"

"Oh, yes, yes, yes.^^"

The light brain floated out with interest.

"Wait." Su Fang Youyou stopped it, "Don't stick it outside the door to eavesdrop, or I will ask the technical department to restore you to factory settings."

The light brain was startled: "oДo|||Your Majesty, where did you say this! When did I eavesdrop..."

It stopped suddenly.

"You hurt people"...

"You are good or bad"...

"No, I don't want"...

Well... These are indeed what it overheard the emperor shouting last night... orz|||

When it was violently trampled by Su Fang, it accidentally learned and sold it.

die, what a painful realization.

Guangnao floated out the door in a daze.

Two drops of original soup dripped into the bathtub filled with water, and it quickly turned into a tank full of milky white liquid.

The cute Brodo is still struggling: "Husband! Wait, wait a minute! I just had a meal, so I can't do strenuous exercise!"

Su Fang didn't give him any room to resist: "That's right. You just ate, so you can't exercise. I'm just about to start eating now, what's the problem?"

"I, I will show you how cute I am! Put it in the original soup and it won't be cute anymore! (≥Д≤)ヾ"

"Sorry, I like your cute and sexy look better." Su Fang bit his skin.

Broduo Xuexue cried out in pain: "Ah~~~!! Well, I was wrong to let you be bitten by a sausage, but it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge! You don't have to take revenge so soon!" He already said Don't choose words.

Su Fang sneered: "I don't know about revenge, all I know is that a moment is worth a thousand gold."

Brodot still wanted to make a strong argument, but it was too late.In the next second, he was put into the primordial soup, and his clothes were disheveled and he returned to his normal form.

He gave up struggling in frustration, and leaned against the wall of the bathtub, with a look of death on his face.

Su Fang didn't take any further action, but looked at his expression carefully: "Do you hate doing such a thing?"

If he hates it, he certainly won't force it.

But judging from his performance last night, he clearly enjoyed it.Why did you suddenly become reluctant today?

Brodo's eyes flickered, he turned his head sideways, his face blushed and he muttered:

"It's not annoying. It's just... a little confused. Because you seem to be... very experienced."

He slowly slid his body down along the bathtub wall, and his voice also slowly lowered:

"I don't care about this, but...if...that...I'm...jealous..."

He covered his face and fell silent.

The words are messy and fragmented, but the meaning has been expressed clearly enough.

He didn't care whether Su Fang had a "past", but thought that there might be that possibility...

He still gets a little jealous. (*/⌒*)

The husband belongs to him alone, no matter the past or the future, no one is allowed to steal it. (*/⌒*)

...It turned out that this guy was making trouble in this place.

Su Fang was so angry and funny, she just wanted to bite him.How dare you falsely accuse your husband of innocence, this hatred must be avenged in the future.

"Hey, at what age did you learn to eat?" He asked slowly.

"It will be born." Brodo let go of the hand covering his eyes, showing a surprised expression.That's biological instinct, why do you still need to learn it? _

As if seeing through what he was thinking, Su Fang smiled and said, "Yes. It is my instinct to eat you. I will be able to eat you as soon as I was born. I don't need to learn. In this matter, I have my own talent. Of course, the object is only You one. Always have been and always will be."

Brodo turned his head, thinking about these words.

Uh... Is my husband confessing his love to him in a disguised form?

Oh oh oh oh oh! !

He didn't say anything more because——

He is flying again~~~︿(///▽///)︿ヾ

Simple guy, it really saves effort to coax him.

Su Fang sighed and undressed, and suddenly asked, seemingly unintentionally: "I found that you seem to care about the heroes in your history. Every time you talk about them, you will be very excited. Why?"

Upon hearing this, Brodo's pupils became clear and clear, like a starry sky polished by snow in a winter night:

"From the moment I first succeeded to the throne, I have had a wish to be a beloved emperor."

Su Fang still looked straight into his eyes calmly, and asked the same three words:

"why?"

"Because the beloved emperor can award twice a year, there are more opportunities to eat meat. (~＾＾)~"

"...-_-"

Without giving him another chance to speak nonsense, Su Fang bowed his head and sealed his glistening lips.

§§§

——I want to be a beloved emperor.

Outside the bathroom door, Guangnao, who was determined to die, burst into tears when he heard this sentence, and could no longer bring up the mood of voyeurism, so he drifted away silently.

Su Fang may not understand the true meaning of Brodo's words, but Guangnao, who has been with the emperor for many years, is very clear.

No, Your Majesty, you cannot be so cruel.You just got married, the queen loves you so much, you can't set the flag early.

If you use the power of sealing again, you will definitely die qaq

On that day long ago, after the young Brodo took the throne, he wandered for a long time in a place called "Historical Corridor" in the palace.

There, every hero who has made a difference in the history of Tang Kingdom is recorded.Their figures are getting closer and further away against the background of the bright star sea, but they will never disappear.

"Guangnao, I also want to be recorded here by people in the future." Brodo looked up and smiled, "I want to be a beloved emperor. That way, many people will remember me."

Optical Brain replied cautiously:

"Your Majesty, it is good to want to be a wise monarch, but I need to remind you: the people who will be recorded here have all made sacrifices for mankind to varying degrees. It was more or less damaged because of this. The survival philosophy of our Tang people is: a person should be happy and must be happy.”

"I know." Brodo smiled again, "But for me... being remembered after death is better than being forgotten alive. (〃'︶')"