The male worm wants to be a variety show

In the starry night, there are not many insects on the street.The low temperature and dust haze can lock even the most powerful females in the whole star in the house - but most of the energetic females are unwilling to hide at home, so those taverns hidden in the deep alleys become nights. The most popular place for bugs.

During the day, the wild star females are a group of unorganized and undisciplined mobs. At night, they automatically merge into different taverns, quietly building one warm small kingdom after another.

"Isn't it just for a sip of wine to work hard all day?" they said, clinking glasses tacitly, saving all conflicts and festivals until tomorrow.

There are quite a few taverns on Desolate Star, and the most sought after one is this "Aurora".

This store serves a large amount of beer with high quality and low water content, and the environment is relatively clean and tidy - the most important thing is that this store has a very beautiful and gentle Asian female boss, so that the five big and three thick females will fall in love with him when they see him His face was red and his heart was beating like seeing a male insect.

The boss's name is Qiao Ruiqing.He has an exquisite face, fair complexion, and the most commendable thing is a pair of pure black eyes, deep and deep.

"Joe! I'd like a glass of Lappler blue beer, the same as before, with less ice—hey, your business here is really good today," the blond-haired female walked in, rubbing her hands through the door of the tavern, and shouted loudly , "The sooner the better, brat. Don't be lazy just because you look good."

Qiao Ruiqing raised her head and smiled, and accurately called out the name of the blond female: "Hi, Rupert. I know you're coming, and I've got everything ready for you. Just wait a while."

He brought out several cans of alcoholic beverages from behind the counter, turned around and said, "By the way, thank you for the compliment."

Today's tavern business is indeed very good, but the atmosphere is more dull than in the past.Most of the females drank silently, and there was less bragging.Qiao Ruiqing was suspicious, and listened with his ears while mixing drinks.

Rupert leaned against the counter and waited for the wine, and tapped his fingers on the counter irritably—Qiao Ruiqing looked at his thick knuckles and silently prayed for his new counter—heaved a sigh of relief: "Hey, from now on guys Do you have any plans?"

His "later" was unclear, but all the females fell silent.

"What else can I do, just go back and be the dog of the empire." The female bug sitting in the corner broke the silence.

Suddenly there was a whisper of cursing in the tavern.

An old bug sitting on the bar cleared his throat: "I don't think it is necessary to be so pessimistic, and being incorporated by the empire may not be a bad thing. Among other things, there are so many young children on our planet, how can we let them live on the garbage star?" Have you been a gangster all your life, have you never even seen what the outside world looks like? There will be more opportunities if the empire incorporates Hao Lai."

The irritable female who kicked the door earlier muttered: "We escaped to Garbage Star only because we knew what kind of virtue the outside world is. Otherwise, who would stay in such a broken place, it's cold and desolate, fuck it."

Hearing this, Qiao Ruiqing frowned, and couldn't help asking: "Acceptance? What's the matter, why did the empire suddenly notice this place?"

It was the old bug who answered him. "Well, it's also a gossip that has suddenly spread recently. The empire has recruited several little desolate stars one after another, and it seems that it will be our turn soon. It is not accurate to say it, and the rumors are flying around, making people panic. "

As soon as the old worm opened his mouth, he babbled endlessly: "To be honest, you don't have to worry even if you are really recruited. Our Joe has such a good appearance and personality, and it must be easy to catch the male worm when we get to the center. I always feel that Joe is huddled with us. It's a pity to plant a garbage star, you are obviously only one chance to contact the male insect, and you can soar into the sky..."

When the old insect said this, he raised his thin arm and waved it, as if he was really "flying into the sky".

The females who had been on the sidelines became interested in this topic: "If you ask me, Joe is not the favorite of males. I heard that males like pure and soft obedient females, but Joe is still too... ...a little coquettish..." The female worm blushed as she spoke.

"Hahahahaha, it sounds like you've seen a male worm!" Several female worms jostled each other, laughing and laughing.

No one ever mentioned empires or empires, whether they were incorporated or not.The atmosphere in the tavern suddenly became very lively.

The topic of males can always easily detonate the hormones of females.Qiao Ruiqing shrugged, handed out a few glasses of beer, and retreated to the counter to watch the show.

I saw the customers chatting more and more, and some worms began to squeeze over and knock on the counter: "Joe, turn on the TV! There will be a show by the male worm Hillier tonight, no worm wants to miss it!"

Qiao Ruiqing pouted and got up to help them turn on the TV.

TV is a rare commodity on Junkstar.The females flock to it, mainly because of the occasional male appearance on entertainment.To be honest, Qiao Ruiqing couldn't understand this kind of pursuit at all-the attitude of these males recording the program was really perfunctory.

For example, now, the male insect Hillier shows half of his chin reservedly in the show, and casually complains about the hot weather and the abundance of insects, for about ten minutes.But the females still watched with relish, and howled wolf blood from time to time.

Qiao Ruiqing sat behind the counter and emptied himself, feeling that he could no longer understand the world :)

He didn't care about the male's pity at all.He himself was a male, and it would not even be appropriate to say that he was—

It has been almost 100 years since Qiao Ruiqing traveled to the Zerg world.He was originally an ordinary one among thousands of human beings on the earth, and he died of illness when he was in his third year.Qiao Ruiqing originally thought that his story would end there, but when he closed his eyes and opened them again, he changed from a human to a worm.

It is also said to be the rarest and most noble male insect.

Decades ago, Qiao Ruiqing arrived here for the first time, knew nothing, and was completely unaware of male privileges; a worm spent its days on the deserted star, almost competing with mice for food.The embarrassing days lasted for a while, until he was picked up by the kind old female Mr. Rich.

The most indispensable thing on Garbage Star is the abandoned female cubs.Father Rich picked up the cubs one by one, gave them food, shelter and a little precious care.

In the past, the females laughed at Richie, but when he passed away and was buried a few years ago, most of the insects on the planet were willing to call him "Daddy".

Thinking of Qiao Ruiqing is still a little sad.At that time, he also called Dad Rich several times in his heart.

When Papa Rich just found out the identity of Qiao Rui's Qingxiong, his hands and feet became cold, and he almost knelt down on the spot.Trembling, he explained to Qiao Ruiqing the terrifying difference in quantity and dignity between male and female insects, which in turn shocked Qiao Ruiqing.

Qiao Ruiqing, who grew up in the spring breeze of socialism, could not accept this style of treating people (worms?) as playthings, let alone doing it himself.

In this regard, Father Rich shook his head and sighed: "It's lucky to meet a male insect who treats a female insect as a plaything. Most male insects feel disgusting even touching a female insect."

Fortunately, in the end, Father Rich still respected Qiao Ruiqing's choice and kept the secret for him.He managed to get Qiao Ruiqing a pheromone suppression ring to wear, so Qiao Ruiqing could completely disguise himself as a subfemale and live in the swarm.

Under the protection of Papa Rich, Qiao Ruiqing was able to retain her own values ​​and life style as a human being, and was even able to retain the name "Qiao Ruiqing", which is quite a mouthful for the Zerg.Although most bugs don't bother to call him by his full name.

It was a great fortune in his life to meet Papa Rich.

Qiao Ruiqing was in a daze when he suddenly felt a slam on the counter.He raised his head and took a closer look. It turned out to be the blond Rupert.

"Rupert," Qiao Ruiqing smiled, "Why, do you want another drink?"

The blond female has been drinking all the time, and she's already overdone after a while.He strenuously leaned over and whispered, "Joe...listen to me, this time the empire's large-scale acquisition of Desolate Stars is not that simple."

"Don't really bet on the male worms... I guess this recruitment is intended to drag all the worms on our planet to the military camp, so that you won't see a single hair of the male worms. Hehe...the so-called 'opportunity' is bullshit," Rupert's speech speed gradually accelerated, "We big bastards can barely earn military merits, how do you live in the barracks as a sub-female?"

The more Qiao Ruiqing heard, the more something was wrong, and he couldn't help interrupting: "Military camp? You mean—"

"Shh!" Rupert nervously glanced left and right, "Don't believe me. Go back and discuss it with Arnold, huh? — Everywhere is expanding the army, and we may be about to have a war."

"The world is going to get worse, it's going to get worse...it's not peaceful..." Rupert was drunk, turned his head and pushed open the door to disappear into the cold wind.

In the early morning, Qiao Ruiqing sent away the last drunk customer, closed the shop and locked it, and crawled to the second floor.

The second floor of the tavern is his and Arnold's home.

Arnold had come back a long time ago, and he was half asleep at the top of the stairs, sleeping in the dark.

Qiao Ruiqing was originally preoccupied, but seeing such a scene, she couldn't help feeling soft.A Nuo always said that he would sleep with him when he came back, and fell asleep early every time, always leaving Qiao Ruiqing helpless in the middle of the night facing a cat that couldn't wake up and couldn't move.

But who is Arnold cute?

Arnold was also the only worm who was abandoned in the deserted star, and the two worms were picked up by Father Rich almost at the same time.He is half a year older than Qiao Ruiqing's Zerg shell, so he always likes to put on airs.

As early as when Father Rich was still alive, A Nuo took good care of him; after his father left, A Nuo moved directly to Qiao Ruiqing's house to live together.

Maybe it's because her body shape is really very pitiful, Qiao Ruiqing thought helplessly.

While dragging Anuo to the bed with great difficulty, he couldn't help but think of the females' guesses about the males' preferences in the tavern.

Their guess was not accurate at all, if Qiao Ruiqing's aesthetics could represent the whole male.Compared with the soft and cute little sub-female, Qiao Ruiqing's heart is more moved by...

Arnold's figure is simply his heavenly dish.

Arnold's muscles are smooth and beautiful, elastic to the touch, and full of sensuality; the flamboyant red hair is curled and draped over his shoulders, making him look like a wild and unruly horse.

But over the past few decades, Qiao Ruiqing and Arnold have become more and more like family members, and gradually stopped thinking about hooking up.

During the move, A Nuo opened his eyes with a "huh" and grinned in a daze, revealing a pair of pointed canine teeth: "Joe...? He's finally back."

His eyes are emerald.Qiao Ruiqing has always felt that light-colored eyes are amazing. When fierce, they can be sharp and sharp, and sometimes they appear clear and soft.

Looking at it this way, it looks like a domestic dog with its belly turned over and its throat exposed.