The male worm wants to be a variety show

As soon as the second episode of the program was broadcast, Qiao Ruiqing's discussion level went up to a higher level, and it could be regarded as officially getting the attention of the Zerg executives.The specific performance is——

The next day he received an invitation to a "male party".

This post is gilded and mounted everywhere, and the paper quality is extraordinary, neither soft nor hard, with a fresh woody fragrance.It can be said that it is a typical "male insect spirit" from head to toe, and its painting style is more excessive than Sigmund.

Qiao Ruiqing actually expected to receive such a post.Since the show was broadcast, he himself has paid attention to the public opinion on the Internet—this time he didn’t forget to turn off the male screen—naturally, he saw some males’ comments.

Qiao Ruiqing had nothing to say.It's okay to be bossy and superior, and it's okay to hold opposing opinions. The terrible thing is that some bugs insist on coming up and pointing fingers, just wanting to unify their thinking.

When he brushed up on these remarks, he didn't even get angry, and just swiped past them.

The individual level is limited, and Qiao Ruiqing has no intention of exporting values ​​or launching an affirmative action movement.I don't have that ability and I don't have that big face.All he did was to give some warmth to the tired insects.

Now that the invitation to the male worm party has arrived, I don't know if it is a blessing or a curse.

There is a high probability that it will be a Hongmen banquet.Qiao Ruiqing sighed, and instead of opening the invitation immediately, she collapsed on the sofa, stretched her legs, and covered her eyes with her hands.

When it came time to deal with males like this, he felt uncontrollably tired.

Even if it's his stereotype.So far, he really hasn't met any male worms who have left a good impression on him—with the exception of Hillier.This worm made him feel dangerous and attractive at the same time, maybe they have a little bit of similarity inside.But he can't say that he likes Hillier, probably because he doesn't like himself very much.

If you want to talk about other males, it can be called "disgusting".

The invitation in your hand weighs a thousand catties.Qiao Ruiqing pondered for a few seconds whether he could show some male temper and directly refuse, but thinking of the strength shown by Sigmund as a senior male, he still gave up in resentment.

Anyway, Qiao Ruiqing opened the invitation.

This invitation vividly explained what it means to be smelly and long—maybe it's because of the brilliant writing, but Qiao Ruiqing really didn't have the patience to read it.He managed to find out the scattered core content from the various flattery and pleasantries.

"Invite you to the male worm party", "Tuesday at [-] o'clock in the afternoon", "Central Grand Ballroom".Time, place, event, three sentences are all done.And this invitation took up three full pages.

Another thing worth noting is that the invitation mentioned "Please note that this banquet is not an entertainment banquet, and at most one female insect will be brought into the venue".Ignoring the horrifying relationship between "entertainment" and "female insects" for the time being, this sentence caught Qiao Ruiqing's attention.

He couldn't think it through.He had a little understanding of male insect gatherings before—although most of them came from female insects.Male worm gatherings are held regularly, and for female worms who have no money or power, this is the best time to get acquainted with male worms.Therefore, the number of waiters at each banquet will be scrambled for.

Of course, there are only a handful of crooked melon crackers on the barren star who have actually come into contact with males of this rank, and the authenticity of this information needs to be questioned.

And what is this non-entertainment banquet?

He couldn't resist sending a message to Hillier.Since a fledgling worm like myself can receive invitations, then a top class like Hillier should know a little bit.

Hillier's reply came quickly, as if he was keeping an eye on the news: "I guess they will send you an invitation! Your recent influence has grown ridiculously fast, I am really not mistaken."

"You want to know the content of the male worm party, right? Don't worry, this time is not the kind of straw bag party. There are not many rice worms and embroidered pillows. The people who come are all hypocrites. The freak was only me, and now I add one You, hee hee~"

It's really uncomfortable for Hillier to post a text without adding "hee hee".

"But don't get your hopes up too much. It's boring. Probably the process is to socialize, make relationships, and then listen to the lords of the Senate announce the main arrangements for the next stage of the empire."

"You and I were invited as public worms, so our main task is to pick up the publicity indicators for the next stage, and then mention them more in the program."

"See you on Tuesday, Qiao Ruiqing! By the way, remember to bring the gift you promised me. I want a bracelet, white."

At the end is a big smiley face.Ugly drawn, maybe hand-painted.

Qiao Ruiqing fell into deep thought while looking at a large string of words.Now he wondered whether his invitation was related to the recent wave of public opinion on the Internet, or simply because of the upcoming war.

In fact, no matter which one he didn't want to see.

Gotta go anyway.Maybe you can still hear some news about the war?Qiao Ruiqing had a bad premonition about this battle, and it didn't matter to him, he was afraid that it would affect Arnold.

Tuesday is tomorrow.There is still time to prepare the bracelet for Hillier.

That's a lot to ask for.

The next afternoon, Qiao Ruiqing stood at the gate of the banquet hall on time.This building is easy to find, even more eye-catching than the government.

Due to the banquet today, the area around the banquet hall was cleared.But it does not prevent the sporadic female insects from wandering around unwillingly, swaying their heads in a subtle way.It's really the pink sanctuary of Zerg society.

Maybe it's because today's gathering is more serious, and the reception is relatively simple.At the door, a well-dressed female insect took away Qiao Ruiqing's invitation, then bowed her head respectfully to lead him into the hall, without making any unnecessary movements or eyes.

The banquet hadn't officially started yet, the males chatted in twos and threes holding slender wine glasses in low voices, and didn't pay too much attention to the new worms that had just entered.The females they brought quietly knelt at the feet of the male master, and occasionally ran errands for the male master to carry the wine glass.

Qiao Ruiqing looked around, he didn't recognize most of the insects, and only found the only familiar face in the corner.

Naturally Hillier.

The worm did not bring a female.He sat crookedly on the sofa in the corner, with his feet on the armrests. He didn't look upright even in formal occasions, and he wrote "I'm a freak" from head to toe.

Hillier had been paying attention to the door, and when he saw Qiao Ruiqing entering, he immediately came to greet him.

"Hi, Qiao Ruiqing! Where's my gift?" This was the first sentence to get to the point.

Qiao Ruiqing couldn't laugh or cry, and took out the white jade bracelet he picked out yesterday; it was simple in shape, with a small "J" emblem engraved on it.He secretly designed his own emblem in the form of a seal, which is barely a remembrance of his former identity as a Chinese.

This gift didn't take Qiao Ruiqing too much thought, but it was very suitable for Hillier.Hillier put the jade ring on his hand directly, and asked Qiao Ruiqing to also stretch out the arm wearing the obsidian bracelet. "Kacha", took a group photo.

"Okay, now that the business is done, we can do some business." Hillier Le Diandian pulled Qiao Ruiqing to the corner together, "For example, the worms of the Senate will come out to speak soon."

As soon as Hillier finished speaking, the voice in the hall gradually became quieter.A side door opened, and a worm slowly came out and stood in the center of the banquet hall.

It was Sigmund.Qiao Ruiqing was not particularly surprised that this worm came to speak for the Senate.

"My friends, it's a pleasure to be here again." Sigmund toasted all the bugs, and then started his long speech.

Qiao Ruiqing was about to die of sleepiness.Now he knew clearly that Sigmund did cater to his habit a little when talking to him.

Grateful.

But the speech was not without point. "Presumably you all know that there will be a war between the empire and the orcs in the near future. The Zerg has been at peace for nearly a hundred years, and the lessons of history have already told us that it will not last long. This war is related to the resources and survival of our race. I hope you will give us enough Pay attention to."

Qiao Ruiqing vaguely felt that something was wrong, but before he could think about it, Sigmund suddenly mentioned him.

"Finally, on behalf of the Senate, I would like to welcome the new blood, the young friend Mr. Qiao Ruiqing. He is both gentle and farsighted, and quickly received extensive discussions and support. Welcome him to join the non-entertainment banquet!" Sigmund slightly With a smile, he accurately found Qiao Ruiqing in the corner and toasted him.

There was polite and restrained applause.

Qiao Ruiqing was not good at dealing with such situations, so he bowed awkwardly in return.Hillier beside him was still laughing silently.

This sentence of recommendation made people come to Qiao Ruiqing to clink glasses one after another after the speech.

"Hello, Mr. Qiao Ruiqing, I've heard about you for a long time..." The opening remarks of each worm were highly similar, and Qiao Ruiqing had to use similar words to deal with similar greetings, feeling that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.

There was a worm who waited until the end to greet him.

The worm wrapped itself tightly in a black robe, not even showing its eyes.No females either.

"Hi, I've seen you a long time ago, this is the first time I've seen you." This is a strange thing to say.His voice is feminine, and there is always a little hoarse breath at the end of his words.

Hillier took a breath and whispered, "This is a bug from the astrologer."

Qiao Ruiqing originally thought that this worm referred to something he had seen on TV, and no matter how bad it was, it might be fate on Desolate Star.Hearing Hillier mention it this time, I immediately remembered the "prophecy" that Sigmund said.

Could it be...?

"You guessed it." The black-robed insect nodded lightly, "I saw the prophecy about you back then, and I was the one who reminded His Excellency Sigmund to keep it a secret. Now I'm here to remind you ..."

"The prophecies about you at the beginning couldn't tell good or bad. Please... make good use of your influence. Do it for yourself." After saying something inexplicable, the black-robed insect left without looking back, leaving Qiao Ruiqing in a daze .

Although Hillier on the side scratched his heart and lungs curiously, he observed his words and did not ask further questions.

Qiao Ruiqing thanked him.In fact, it's useless to ask, and he doesn't know anything about it.

In the second half of the banquet, nothing worth mentioning happened, and they gradually fell into the sensuality.Cool-dressed waiters filed in, and the background music also became ambiguous.

coming.The legendary best chance to hook up with males.Hearing from Hillier, the banquet waiter is the only position that can be boldly pursued, even entangled to seduce males.

Qiao Ruiqing didn't enjoy being hooked up at all.Even after many times of dodging, she was still entangled by a sub-female wearing rabbit ears.

"Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing...I rewatch your show every day...you are a miracle..." This sub-female is very good at it, almost exhaling like blue.

When Qiao Ruiqing refused in embarrassment, his terminal suddenly rang.

Thank goodness.Qiao Ruiqing answered in seconds, and thanked this dial bug who didn't know who it was from the bottom of his heart, and gave him a legitimate reason to run away.

When the terminal picked it up, the rabbit-eared woman even half-closed to Qiao Ruiqing's ear.

Arnold's big face appeared on the screen, and it seemed that he was also trying to reject a bug: "Rupert, I told you not to dial the terminal for me..."

Arnold got stuck halfway through his words.Qiao Ruiqing was also a little embarrassed.The two worms looked at each other with a similar movement.

Oh wow.