The male worm wants to be a variety show

Hillier didn't stay long that day, holding the diary so excitedly that he turned around three times and left.

Before leaving, he looked back reluctantly and confessed a lot.

First: "Do you need me to find a better airship for you?"

Arnold refused: "Since the 'tail' of the empire has been removed, I am confident that I will not be found even if I drive this airship."

Second: "Then remember to watch the last episode of the Mecha Contest Female Division. I will give a speech on it, and there will be surprises."

Ah, the Star Mech Race.When Qiao Ruiqing thought of this show now, he felt hazy as if it had been a lifetime ago.Accepting shows, recording variety shows, it was obviously his whole life not long ago... Get the hell out.Who wants that kind of insect life.

"Okay." Qiao Ruiqing smiled back.

Third - Hillier already seemed a little angry, spit lightly, and said without beginning and end: "Be happy. Let's go!"

A Nuo didn't seem to hear clearly, and Monk Zhanger couldn't figure it out and asked, "Huh? What?" Qiao Ruiqing peeked at the red-haired female, and answered softly in his heart: "I'm very happy now."

This mecha show is worthy of being an official production, and the filming was procrastinated, and it took several days to usher in the finals and awards ceremony of the female insect competition.

Then there is the dinner party.The winning female and all the participating males gathered together, looking at the joyful appearance-of course Qiao Ruiqing was missing.

Qiao Ruiqing looked at the extremely tight security around Hillier on the screen, and couldn't help laughing.Ha, even if the empire covered the sky with one hand, it would not dare to take away the two "male twin stars" that it held out with one hand at the same time.

It's really satisfying to imagine Sigmund pinching his nose to tolerate Hillier on the show.

He drowsily passed the speeches of several female contestants and the official speeches, and secretly admired the writers' ability to write the words of Che Jilu in a beautiful way, which is really amazing.

Hillier's appearance - Qiao Ruiqing had to admit - really brought a new wind to the false and enthusiastic scene.

I saw him standing still on the podium, and made an obvious movement of digging out something.Under the watchful eyes of the cameras, Hillier took out a piece of paper that might be a speech script from his arms, and slanted it over his shoulder.Then he let go of his hand lightly, and the piece of paper spun and floated to the ground.

Qiao Ruiqing didn't know whether the speech he threw was real, but this behavior was tantamount to showing an attitude.

This throw is very ceremonial, as if declaring a small rebellion.

As soon as Hillier opened his mouth, it really had nothing to do with the speech: "Hello, everyone. Please allow me to put aside the red tape and go directly to the topic that everyone is looking forward to. The three armies of the empire are marching forward triumphantly, playing victorious songs in succession, demonstrating the bravery of a great race, which is called courage The provocative trash freaks out and fucks the shit out of it - you thought I'd say that, didn't you?"

Hillier stared at the main camera provocatively and smiled: "If I do this, I won't have to lose the manuscript."

God.Qiao Ruiqing saw that the little director was not looking good, and he appeared behind the camera and tried to gesture at Hillier, his sparse hair trembling with his large movements.

The voice of discussion in the audience grew louder, but Hillier pretended not to see all this, and said to himself: "Isn't it guilty of bragging about this cowhide empire? Anyway, I'm impatient to continue talking, talking about the moon every day. The more you talk, the more disgusting you will be."

"Hey, it's a pity that I'm not in the mood to play a fake show with the empire today."

"I've been holding back today's words for a long time. Listen everyone, 'We haven't had a war for decades'. But decades of peace time is not enough for a bug to grow into an adult. Do you want to fight for war? Fame is for profit, and I would say that there is no distinction between the two. They are both stupid. But I see that the empire has not touched both sides in these years and wars, and it is stupid to crown the world."

Hearing this, the empire couldn't take it anymore, and the security guards of the venue came out in full force.

All of them are tall and burly females, fully armed, with black masks covering their expressionless faces. "Offended. Please cooperate, Your Excellency Hillier."

Hillier's small body looked weak in front of the female troop.In fact, a small group of heavily armed soldiers surrounded Hillier; Hillier was so small that he was submerged in the middle of a group of big men without showing his head.

But unlike ordinary lazy males, his reaction is fairly fast.Unlike Qiao Ruiqing, Hillier is not a gentleman at all, and he directly used his male identity to suppress him: "Oh, how dare you touch me?"

The door was knocked open with a "bang", and Sigmund strode in; he gestured with a sullen face to shut down the machine, and when he turned around, the corners of his robe curled up in a menacing arc.

Qiao Ruiqing had never seen Sigmund so angry, and couldn't help but sweat.

"Nonsense!" said the male worm, who was always aloof, in a rare short sentence with an exclamation point.

God knows how Hillier did it, the speech screen didn't disappear at all.In such a short time, the number of views of this live broadcast increased like crazy, and it burned like wildfire on the star network in a short while.

Seeing that the big fish was hooked, Hillier didn't bother with the female, the more he tried to stop him, the more he yelled loudly: "Don't let me say, don't let me say——haha, I'm so guilty! To be honest, I It wasn’t that firm—”

Sigmund pursed his lips into a straight line, and waved to the military female.After receiving the order, the army immediately changed its formation in a clean and tidy way, and replaced it with long-range lethal weapons.

"It's a pity." Sigmund stood behind the line of fire of the female army, staring at the rebel with dark eyes, "The male worm Hillier has obviously been instigated by his evil friends, and the empire has to take measures against it—"

Hillier burst into a sharp laugh.

"Why, are you going to tear your face apart?" The thin male worm showed no fear in the face of the black gun muzzle, and stood upright on the high platform for the speech, unexpectedly showing a bit of awe-inspiring aura.

"Today," Hillier said slowly, "I stand with Wanmin."

As soon as the words fell, a clear gap was torn open in the female group of the black army, and another team separated out at some point to protect Hillier.

The paint color of this team is quite bright, quite Hillier characteristics.Confronted with the females of the imperial army painted in black and white, the difference is clear.

It's like a breath of fresh air.

Qiao Ruiqing stood up abruptly, and paced the room with her hands clasped, feeling her heart beating so hard that she couldn't control it.Behind him, Arnold was leaning crookedly on the back of the chair, but unconsciously he also straightened up.

"Fuck." A Nuo held back for a long time, and tremblingly choked out a swear word.

"Is he serious?" Arnold said, "I...fuck, crazy. Respect him for being a man."

On the screen, two groups of people are fighting in full swing.Hillier boarded the airship on the escort of his own people, stood in front of the porthole, his eyes faded from laziness, and he looked extremely firm: "It's time for the people of the empire to stand up."

"Thank you to my... a friend for giving me the courage to stand up. I hope I can give you a more ideal country." Hillier looked directly at the camera with lowered eyelids and said vaguely.

On the way to escape, Qiao Ruiqing looked at her former friend in front of the screen, as if she was looking directly at him.I have mixed feelings.A Nuo leaned over, bent over slimyly and rested his chin on Qiao Ruiqing's neck, and said vaguely, "I'm proud of you too, Joe."

what.

Qiao Ruiqing's nose really felt a little sore, I don't know if it was because of his emotions or... something else.

Although Hillier almost turned off the recording site and the bugs also left the camera range, the live broadcast of the speech did not stop.He used the window of the airship as a new podium, and he still had the time to give himself a beautiful face.

"First of all, those claims of aggression and counterattack must be fooled by 30-year-olds, right? Then, look at the benefits and see how many of our planets are still in dire straits. I heard that the newly incorporated Desolate Stars are living A worse life than before. The war has hollowed us out, and the proceeds go to the Empire. All we get is a year-by-year decrease in the worm population."

"My compatriots, we have known since childhood that the Zerg Empire has a vast territory and abundant resources." Seeing the audience gasping for air more and more frequently, Hillier became even more excited, "How big is it? Light years count. And how many worms do we have? Is it hundreds of billions? The land is so vast and the worms are so rare, we are still fighting and expanding, and we are still constantly provoking everyone's so-called blood. Is this normal?"

For the Zerg who watched the video, this was a new shock, and it seemed even more outrageous.Fighting, conquering, harvesting resources and returning to pursue males are the life paths that females have long been accustomed to, and have long been taken for granted.

Without war and plunder, where do they get the resources to pursue males?

"The empire only pushes all this to the gender ratio. Uh-huh, I don't deny it, reproduction has always been a big problem." Hillier shrugged, ignoring the uproar of all the bugs in front of the screen and even increased the volume, "But— —”

"Shouldn't development be more cost-effective than aggression?"

"How long has the Zerg Empire been established? If we have taken so many things seriously, the results would have been different. As we all know, the empire has always favored martial arts and suppressed literature. How much we have advanced on the battlefield is how much we have in economics, literature and science. poor."

"I won't say anything extra that is not of interest to everyone at the moment. As far as this technology is concerned, do you think that the gender issue is the peak that the Zerg will never be able to surpass?"

"It took less than ten years for my team to make a major breakthrough in improving the Zerg gene and improving the male birth rate. What is the empire doing these years, other than forcing the bugs that are interested in doing these researches that benefit society to the battlefield? outside?"

"Everyone probably knows why the empire is like this. And I, even if this research will shake the noble status of males, I still choose to support it for a long time. For what?"

When Hillier said this, he looked directly at the camera with infinite sincerity, like an idealistic martyr: "—for the dawn of my family."