if the earth was a game

The bug Liang Qiuyan encountered was not only that the real memory was not blocked, but he could also see the attribute values ​​and states of other things. He once thought silently, if it wasn't for his real memory not being blocked, and only this bug, he would be in the During the second year of middle school, I will definitely think that I am a boy who was chosen to save the world.

Liang Qiuyan looked up at the glasses. After playing the game for a period of time, the time progress on the earth has been pushed forward by more than ten years.

The mirror actually reflected another bug he encountered.

In the mirror, there is a translucent attribute bar hanging beside his head. Although the words are all reversed, after so many years, Liang Qiuyan has long been familiar with the content on it, and can recite it with his eyes closed.

"

Name: He Jun

Age: 18

Sex: Male

Appearance value: b

Intelligence value: b

force value: c

Wealth value: c

Status: healthy

Occupation: Student

"

He Jun is the name given to him by his parents on Earth, and it is also his ID number on Earth.

The next few items are the attribute values ​​​​shown by each character player in Liang Qiuyan's eyes. Seeing the column of appearance value, Liang Qiuyan silently said, is this really a world that depends on faces?Even the game developers specifically list this attribute!It's just full of malice!

Each attribute is divided into five levels. After Liang Qiuyan's 18 years of observation of players on Earth, he came to the following conclusions.

Appearance value a: the object of the Appearance Association prprpr;

Appearance value b: upper-middle appearance;

Appearance value c: average level, popular appearance;

Appearance value d: It affects the appearance of the city a bit;

Appearance value e: can stop children from crying at night;

Intelligence value a: genius;

Intelligence value b: smart;

Intelligence value c: normal;

Intelligence value d: catch up;

Intelligence value e: Mentally retarded;

Strength value a: 3.0 goose

Force value b: 2.0 goose

Force value c: 1.0 goose

Force value d: 0.5 goose

Force value e: You scum

Wealth value a: local tyrant

Wealth value b: rich people

Wealth value c: ordinary citizens

Wealth value d: Poor

Wealth value e: poor to die

After hastily washing his face, brushing his teeth, and eating breakfast, Liang Qiu hurriedly rushed out of the house and ran to the bus stop. Learning something in the game can't be more cruel!

The things on both sides of the street are reflected in Liang Qiuyan's eyes, and the attributes of various things rush to his face.The attributes of things here are divided into dilapidated, ordinary, excellent, perfect, and legendary levels. Liang Qiuyan, who is at the legendary level, has not seen it yet. He guesses that this level is just used by earth developers who have played too many games to make up the numbers.

There were a few scattered people standing on the bus platform in the early morning. A man wearing a long coat was chatting up a girl next to him. His tone revealed that he was the son of a rich family. Liang Qiuyan glanced at him, It was found that his wealth value was d, and his occupation was a vagrant, and he was just a liar who wanted to cheat.

And the little loli standing on the right hand side of Liang Qiuyan, who is only about ten years old, has an appearance value of A, which shows that she must be a good-looking beauty when she grows up.

Liang Qiuyan felt that he could use this bug to specialize in looking at faces or fooling people in the future, and he would definitely earn a wealth value of a.

Liang Qiuyan was a collector when he played games, and he would never give up until he collected all the props. This time on Earth, he had always wanted to find a person with all attributes of A, but unfortunately, he had not been able to meet him.

When the bus arrived, Liang Qiuyan chose a seat by the window as usual and sat down. The moment the bus drove out, he casually glanced out of the window, and an attribute column with all attributes of A was mixed in the shape of the bus. in the property bar of the .

Liang Qiuyan was taken aback, happiness came so suddenly, this was something he had been looking forward to for 18 years, and it was one of the fundamental joys of playing the earth game, he didn't want to miss it.

He was just about to ask the driver to stop, so that he could get out of the car and find the person with all attributes of A, when a dialog popped up in front of him [Today's game is over time].

Before Liang Qiuyan could react, she was forced to go offline.

Liang Qiuyan was forced to go offline helplessly, he was very annoyed, he was just a little bit away from the full 4a attribute, this was the first person he met in more than ten years of earth time with all a attributes, but unfortunately he finally got along with He missed it.Liang Qiuyan secretly made up her mind that when it goes online tomorrow, she must stop the bus driver as soon as possible, and she can't really just miss it.

In the vast sea of ​​people, the next time he meets a person with all attributes of A, he doesn’t know that he will have to wait until the year of the monkey. Maybe he will never meet people on earth in his lifetime. After this life is over, the ghost knows when he enters the game again. Is there this bug? Without this bug, he would not be able to experience the earth from this unique angle, and would not be able to see the attributes of others, let alone find someone with all attributes of A, so he must try his best in this life. His greatest ability is to search for these interesting things or existences, otherwise he may never have the chance again.

After exiting the game, Liang Qiuyan did not exit the game cabin immediately, he planned to go around the Earth Forum.

The Earth Forum, like other game forums, is a communication platform for gamers. However, the Earth Forum has a unique feature, that is, it does not have a game guide area.

Generally, game forums are initially set up as a game guide area, where various masters record and upload advanced or simple game guides, and gamers with dark eyes and game rookies with handicapped eyes all look at these guides one step at a time. As the game guides attracted a large number of players into the forum, the gossip area and the game exchange area became active, and eventually formed a game circle where players poured water and chatted, gossiped, laughed and cursed.

But the Earth Forum is different. Because of the particularity of the game, it does not have a game guide area, because even if there is a guide, it is useless. Once you enter the game, the real memory will be temporarily blocked. No matter how many guides you have read before, you will not be able to use it. Useful, why bother to spend that energy.

Every time Liang Qiuyan downloads the game, he likes to go around this forum twice to learn about the latest information on the earth, and to see if there are any interesting posts by the way.

The posts on the Earth forums can be described as varied, ranging from emotional information to anecdotes.

Today, the most popular one is a game experience post.

Game experience posts in the forum are considered one of the most common posts. Some people will open posts to record their life experience on Earth to satisfy others' curiosity and desire to explore.Liang Qiuyan has seen this kind of post a lot, and has lost the freshness at the beginning, and now I don't even bother to click on it.

But today's game experience post aroused Liang Qiuyan's curiosity.

In fact, this post is not a game experience post, but a post for help. The host turned it into a post recording his life on earth under the encouragement and encouragement of the onlookers.

[Subject: I'm a dog, I've turned into a pig! ! ! 】

0l Landlord

What kind of bug did the game company catch!Turned me into a pig!your sister!It also blocked Lao Tzu's real memory!I don’t know that I’m a human being on earth! Damn!

1l

I saw the title and I came in

2l

I have a feeling that this post will be popular, fire tongs Liu Ming!

3l Landlord

Respond to GM, GM will only say that the system is fixing bugs, fix your sister!Give some results, okay!It's been more than two months since I became a pig, okay?

4l

Although the host is very pitiful, but I’m sorry I laughed, I love the host for 3 seconds

5l

Is there any sympathy upstairs!The landlord is like this, you are still laughing!It's crazy!To this, I just want to say: Of course, this kind of thing requires everyone to laugh together, hahahahahahaha

6l Landlord

Fuck upstairs!

7l

It's the first time I saw someone enter the game and turn into an animal, it's a rare occurrence in a hundred years!Landlord, you must not id commit suicide!I'm still waiting to see you live Zhusheng (☆▽☆)

8l

Upstairs +1, begging the host to live broadcast Zhusheng

9l

Row 7l

10l

I beg on my knees!

11l Landlord

Upstairs a group of rolling!Just laugh!Still don't help out with ideas!

12l

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to count on this post tonight

13l

The landlord with fried hair is really delicious (﹃)

14l

Landlord, since GM can’t solve it, just kill yourself with id, it’s convenient and quick, and there are no side effects, and you’ll be a hero again in the next game ╮(╯▽╰)╭

15l

This is the first time I saw someone enter the earth without becoming a human. Is there something wrong with the host's game cabin?

16l Landlord

Back to 14l, system bug, id locked, can only wait to die on earth, do I really want to live a whole pig life?just think about it

Going back to 15l, no, there were no problems in the previous few lives, but this time I encountered a bug

17l

How small is the probability of this, light a candle [candle] for the landlord

18l

Now that this is the case, why don’t the host live broadcast Zhusheng to benefit the public (*°▽°*)

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132l Landlord

9.26: The breeder gave me extra meals today and locked me in a cage alone. What's the situation?Am I going to be slaughtered?day!I don't want to be eaten like a pig! ! !

133l

Knowing that this post will end one day, I didn't expect it to come so soon, please go [candle]

134l Landlord

Upstairs, I'm not dead yet!

135l

The landlord is suffocating, I am still waiting to see the follow-up, I have been chasing for so many days, do you have the heart to end it like this?

136l

It is not up to the host to decide whether to die or not, please go [candle]

137l

The poster wants to open something up, you should be the first person in the history of the earth game to be turned into a pig and then eaten, it can be regarded as a record_(:3ゝ∠)_

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233l Landlord

I'm back again, I didn't die, the breeder didn't want to kill me, but to use me as a breeding pig for breeding, although I know that I am brave and domineering, even if I become a pig, it can't cover up the dragon Aotian on my body Halo, but that’s not how you open a harem, right?I don't want to fuck a sow!No matter how handsome it looks, it is still a pig!

I decided to force id to commit suicide!

234l

God ending!

235l

The landlord should not commit suicide by id!I still want to hear the sequel!

236l

The upstairs is almost sick, but I also ask the landlord not to commit suicide by id

237l

Hahahahahahaha this is the funniest post I've seen this year