if the earth was a game

Liang Qiuyan entered the game as usual. He remembered that when he logged out yesterday, it was exactly midnight, and he was only half asleep. Today, he had to go back to sleep when he went online, but he went in with a clear mind, so how could he fall asleep so easily? I can't complain, I can only suffer.

But as soon as he went online today, Liang Qiuyan was startled. He should be facing the dark ceiling, or else Shen Fengpei’s face, no matter what happens, he would not see the broken rocks, the eyes are full of desolation, and the wind can make half of his mouth yellow Sand wilderness.

dreaming?

Liang Qiuyan pinched herself, feeling the pain and feeling.

Not far away, there was a group of people, dressed in unusual clothes, and holding strange objects. When they saw Liang Qiuyan, they all gathered around him, their eyes lit up, and they muttered: "A hotel, board, lodging, and health care." Dragon Service, only three inferior crystals are needed."

"Come, come, come with me, my house is the closest, just over the hill, there are rooms, meals, hot water, and the price is fair."

"There is a hotel, there is a hotel, single room, double room, deluxe room, large private room, everything you need, support cash online banking and physical compensation payment."

Liang Qiuyan thought for a moment that he had traveled to a train station, but there was another group of people who read sentences that made him even more confused.

"Wild DT Conservation Association, this association has strong strength and wise leadership. It has won the first dungeon kill all the year round and keeps the dungeon records. As long as you want to create a sky of your own, this gang is your best choice."

"In our gang, there will be men and women and shemale, up to 80 years old, down to eight years old, Loli, Zhengtai, Yujie, Uncle, and all kinds of people are available. If you want to be gay, lily or narcissus, you can choose. Brother, don't come here Send it?"

"Horse monkey shochu and Li Nezha's gang is recruiting people. I'm not interested in ordinary people. If you have aliens, future people, people from different worlds, and people with superpowers, come to us!"

Liang Qiuyan: "..." Would scalpers and online games be too mixed together?

Someone in the crowd asked him: "What is your ability, which department?"

Liang Qiuyan didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

"I'm just asking which one are you, metal, wood, water, fire, earth, wind, rain, thunder, lightning?"

Liang Qiuyan was at a loss: "Is this asking about abilities? I don't have abilities."

"No powers? No healing?"

Liang Qiuyan nodded, thinking what's going on here?Isn't the ability kept secret from the public?How come everyone knows about it?

"Ordinary people!" The recruiting gang members showed disdain and contempt when they heard it, and walked back slowly, but the hotel pullers were still there, and as soon as the gang members left, they immediately filled the vacancy. He greeted Liang Qiuyan more enthusiastically, and some even came up to force him.

Liang Qiuyan took out his pockets, he was wearing pajamas, his pockets were empty, and he looked at people, "I have no money!" He also rolled his eyes, let go, walked away more than half of it, and finally there was only one person left, looking up and down After a while, he grinned: "Our store provides meat compensation, look..."

Liang Qiuyan felt chills for a while: "I'm sorry, I'm not selling myself as a performer."

The man's smile collapsed, and before he left, he left a strange sentence: "Hmph, I think an ordinary person can persist in this ghost place for a few days!"

As soon as everyone left, the spirit of desolation came back again, Liang Qiuyan raised his eyes in a daze, and kept wtf in his heart.

At this time, someone jumped up to Liang Qiuyan and asked him, "Hey, buddy, are you reborn or time-traveled?"

"……what?"

"It seems to be time-traveled, and the reborn ones won't be confused about the situation."

The face was small, the eyes were big, the skin was white, and the eyes were sharp, making people feel good at seeing it. Liang Qiuyan was half off guard, "I can't figure out the situation, what's going on here?"

The man looked around: "It's getting dark, it's not safe here, go back to the main city first, let's talk as we walk."

The person who came to talk to him was Xiao Ming, and he had good language organization skills. After coming and going, he explained the current situation clearly in a few words.

In short, I don’t know which brainless snake spirit has watched too many biohazards, and thinks it’s really interesting to eat, sleep, and fight zombies, so he developed a zombie virus, spread to the whole world, and the earth turned on the doomsday mode.

According to the development of the general story plot, the next thing is that human beings will go through ninety-nine and eighty-one disasters, interspersed with various human struggles, and finally develop virus antibodies and defeat zombies. A group of people who survived burst into tears facing the rising sun. , or the zombies and humans fight, with heavy casualties, and all kinds of human beings on the tip of their tongues are staged in the middle. In the end, the zombies finally carried bullets, bombs and atomic bombs, and turned the last human into the same kind. A group of surviving zombies faced The rising sun turned into gold, and the earth, which was bombed repeatedly, took a breath, and the world finally became quiet.

If the plot really develops like this, then Liang Qiuyan will not encounter the strange scene when he came.

There was a little accident in the middle, whether it was big or not, or small or not.

That is, people in this world are either transmigrated or reborn. Occasionally, one or two people come from aliens or underground.

Originally, everyone kept it a secret, afraid that others would find out about their little secrets, such as bracelets with space, jade pendants, all hidden well, spells and supernatural powers that they know, and they are not displayed in front of others, so shut up when you go out Don't talk about it, be wary of each other, people in the world are sinister, who knows if he is playing tricks on his baby.

Until one day, someone said it was a slip of the tongue. When everyone heard it, it turns out that there are quite a few people with supernatural powers, but there are more supernatural powers than dogs, and they walk everywhere in space.

Well, I have what you have, so don't hide it from anyone, let's fight zombies together.

Over time, human beings have gradually become accustomed to the doomsday. At the beginning, human beings were caught off guard by the outbreak of zombies. The country was destroyed and the order was disordered.

Guild—a small group organization established by a person with outstanding ability or leadership talent who leads followers who are highly unified with him. Guild members need to contribute to the development of the guild, and the guild will also protect and benefit the members.

According to Xiaoming, there is a main city called Yinling near here. There are many guilds in the city, but there are four guilds that are recognized as the strongest by everyone, referred to as the Big Four. "Wild dt Conservation Association", "Your chrysanthemum needs to be tested" and "The boss is strawberry flavored".

Liang Qiuyan: "..." Can't we have a normal guild name!

With the guild system in place, will there be less other things in the online game?

The supernatural powers are mainly divided into ten supernatural powers, gold, wood, water, fire, earth, wind, rain, thunder, lightning, and additionally there are healing systems, which are simple and rude dps, t and milk.

In this era of zombies rampant, the healing department is more popular. In the first two months, there was a time traveler, a grandma from all over the world, which alarmed the people in the main city. Gang, the Big Four may soon become the Big Five.

That's great, Xiao Ming looked envious when he said these words.

Xiao Ming sighed again, it’s not like ordinary people like us who want to make a living, those who are lucky, have a good one among their relatives and friends, at least they can guarantee food and drink, food and clothing, and those who are less lucky can only rely on themselves and work hard Live life, no matter how unlucky you are, you will go straight to heaven.

While speaking, the main city arrived, and the gate of the city was very lively, with people coming and going, and shouting everywhere.

"Ten people are the basis, and there is a need for milk. If there is milk, come quickly, and the distribution will be preferential!"

"Let's go to the second-level zombie dungeon of Hutou Mountain, if you want to go, hurry up!"

"Go to the copy of the fourth-level fire-type supernatural zombies, and ask for a full-level water-type mage! The wood-type mage is self-respecting!"

Xiao Ming led Liang Qiuyan through them, and Liang Qiuyan looked around curiously. Xiao Ming explained to him: "Some zombies have crystals in their heads, and there is a certain chance to get crystals from zombies. Circulating currency, they divide the zombies into regions and call them different copies."

Liang Qiuyan couldn't help laughing: "It's really interesting that Doomsday is played by you as an online game."

Someone tugged at Liang Qiuyan's sleeve, and said in a low voice, "My friend, the strategy is going to be cut? The Niu Shou Mountain dungeon that was just opened up wasteland two days ago."

The look and posture are very similar to saying: "My friend, do you want to cut the tickets?"

At this time, there was a commotion outside the city, and someone shouted: "The wild boss is here! To the northwest of the main city is the Bouncing Zombie King!"

For a while, the crowd was excited, and everyone present was gearing up and rushed to the northwest direction. Even the scalper who sold the strategy left Liang Qiuyan and followed the large army, and the gate of the city was suddenly deserted.

A group of heavily armed squads were walking from the city to the direction of leaving the city. Xiao Ming hurriedly took Liang Qiuyan aside, and whispered to him, "It's the leader of the strawberry-flavored gang."

The two leaders in the team were talking: "Has the false information been released?"

"I'll do the work, don't worry, I'll trick them into bouncing the Zombie King to the northwest."

The person who spoke first nodded: "Our gang must get the first kill of the Bouncing Zombie King this time!"

Liang Qiuyan was stunned at the side, these people really regarded beating zombies as an online game.

Liang Qiuyan couldn't help asking Xiao Ming: "Can you be resurrected?"

Xiao Ming's eyes widened: "How is it possible? That's against the laws of nature! People die when they are killed!"

Liang Qiuyan said in his heart that of course I know that people will die if they are killed, but you all look like you are dead and can go back to the main city to be resurrected at any time, which makes me flustered.

He asked Xiao Ming again: "I forgot to ask you, where do you want to lead me? I have no money and no abilities..." After contacting the reactions of those people in front, it is not difficult to deduce that ordinary people without money are in this world It's useless, cats hate dogs and don't care, and Xiao Ming who treats him patiently suddenly appears, which can't help but make people feel drummed.

Xiao Ming smiled: "We are all ordinary people, and we all want to make a living in the last days. It's okay for others to look down on us. Of course, we need to support each other internally. We can help when we can. We can't do it alone here." stay alive."

In Liang Qiuyan's eyes, the halo of the Virgin Mary above Xiao Ming's head was shining brightly, he could not wait to hold Xiao Ming's thigh and praise: Good man!

Yinling is worthy of being the main city, and the two of them walked for a long time in the alleyways of the city before arriving at their destination.

Xiao Ming runs a restaurant. When Liang Qiuyan saw it, he couldn't help exclaiming, "What a big restaurant."

It's not that I admire how big Xiao Ming's restaurant is, but the name of his restaurant is "What a big restaurant".

The restaurant is very unremarkable, and the decoration is also very weathered. Liang Qiuyan silently wiped away a handful of bitter tears. He can imagine the deserted look inside. It seems that the next days must be hard and simple, hungry and full .

Liang Qiuyan looked at Xiao Ming with tears in his eyes. He has never experienced the end of the world, but he has seen many similar movies. He has never eaten pork but has seen pigs run away. He knows how the end of the world is. The most precious resource in the end of the world is not real gold Silver is not a rare treasure, but food. In many post-apocalyptic novels, couples turn against each other for one bite, and CP becomes enemies.

People have one mouth to live, and one more person has one more mouth. In the last days when food is scarce and food is scarce, Xiao Ming is willing to bring him back. He is really a good man!

Liang Qiuyan, who had already imagined several bitter scenes in his head, secretly decided that he would definitely repay Xiao Ming!

But he never expected that there would be such a scene behind the door. The restaurant was full of people, the guests were full, and the tables were full of feasts. How could he look like him? He turned his head to look at Xiao Ming, who smiled shyly: "Before I crossed over, I was a cook, and the space was a planting type. I had no other skills, so I had to copy my old business and open a restaurant. I didn't expect that the cook who passed through before me either died or was taken away by the zombie king to cook. I The cooking skills are barely passable, so this restaurant became popular, and I became the richest person in Yinling without noticing."

Liang Qiuyan: "..." The agreed-upon is poor, and Xiao Ming let the cake!How does this allow him to carry forward the proletarian spirit!

At this time, a man dressed as a buddy rushed forward and said: "The cute master is not good, the four major clan masters are coming to make trouble again!"

Liang Qiuyan: "Master?"

Xiao Ming smiled shyly again, and pointed to the big billboard posted on the side: "Food League."

The billboard reads, "Bacon said: Cheese is power, and he who knows food is a hero!"

, so what are you waiting for?Welcome to join the Foodie League, the world's foodies are one family!Our slogan is: eat more, eat fuller, eat better! "

Liang Qiuyan was silent. Sure enough, it will last forever, only foodies can stand.

Liang Qiuyan asked: "The four major gang leaders came to make trouble? Did you offend them?"

Xiao Ming continued shyly: "No, it's just that they confessed to me two days ago and hoped that I would only cook for them alone. I didn't agree to them. I guess it was because of this matter."

Liang Qiuyan was surprised: "You can't be the protagonist, right? The name doesn't look like it!"

Xiao Ming was at a loss: "Huh?"

Liang Qiuyan hurriedly covered her mouth, thinking, it would be scary to be slapped by Su even after crossing over!He was suddenly curious, compared with Xiao Ming, the milky one in front, a ostentatious red rose Su, and an ordinary white lotus Su, which one is the most powerful Su?

Liang Qiuyan didn't know the answer, he was arranged by Xiao Ming to pick up ordinary people who had just crossed over or been reborn.

I don’t know the reason, as long as people who are time-traveled or reborn will all be refreshed in a fixed place, there is one place when Liang Qiuyan came, and there is another place in the southwest corner of the main city. After a long time, everyone also discovered According to this rule, so I stayed in that place to solicit customers or recruit people into the group. After all, novices are stupid and sweet, and they are easy to fool.

At the beginning, Liang Qiuyan was very surprised by the fact that a large living person appeared on the flat ground for no reason, but after more times, he calmed down, and could even judge that the person was reborn based on the expression on the person's face. is still crossing.

Judging by the dazed look on his face, he must have passed through.

Oh, this calm, reborn.

Ouch, this murderous look, it must be that the person he liked with all his heart and soul in the previous life was greedy for the space treasure passed down by his ancestors, killed him, and then lived a good life with the scheming little three with his things. For the rest of his life, he will absolutely desperately seek revenge to make this pair of sluts feel worse than death, and at the same time find a loyal dog who is gentle, considerate, cool, handsome and domineering.

Liang Qiuyan thought to himself, the ambition is good, but before taking revenge, it is best to cure the love brain, otherwise the same mistakes will definitely happen again.

Thirty days passed, and finally it was time to go offline.

Liang Qiuyan was neither surprised nor surprised on the earth, because he thought that someone opened the zombie apocalypse dungeon with a flick of his hand. Question, Liang Qiuyan was very puzzled, and went around the game forum. If someone opened the doomsday copy, the forum would definitely explode, but the forum was peaceful, and the hot posts on the top were all kinds of [-].

Liang Qiuyan couldn't understand this development anymore, he didn't wear it when he played the game, did he?

But when I played the game the next day, everything was normal, there were no zombies, no doomsday, and no Xiao Ming.

Fuck!What exactly is going on?

Liang Qiuyan couldn't understand more and more, so was his experience of the previous ten days true or false?

When he entered the earth again the next day, the background setting of the earth changed again. He stared at his ID card. What the hell is a male guide?

The matter is not finished yet, the background of the earth convulses from time to time, and a good-looking human being may not be a human anymore, mechs, mermaids, male and female beasts, that is not a problem, the most terrifying thing is that the convulsions draw out a It's called abo setting, men and men can have children, that's all, what the hell is the fucking estrus period!As a result, he was fucked in bed for a whole week!Also take the initiative to wave / tell yourself to move!

He refused to admit that it was him!

But when he was offline, no one else noticed except him. The culprit who made him unable to get out of bed for a week looked at him blankly and said, I didn't encounter the situation you mentioned.The tone should be as innocent as possible.

Liang Qiuyan couldn't help wondering, could it be that he opened the earth in the wrong way?