The real power boss of the heaven group~
Chapter 49
After admiring the seven pandas that are "replaceable if fake, six if fake", the breeder told Qiao Zhenxing and the members about the basic routine and action essentials of the pandas.
The breeder spoke very enthusiastically, but none of the seven students paid attention.
It's not too hot yet, and it's quite comfortable in the giant panda doll costume.The members invariably entered the lazy and clumsy state, the defiant state, and the free and undisciplined state, which shows how quickly they adapt to the status of national treasure.
And this doll costume is very moving, for example, Mingming is trying to raise his arms, but from the outside, it is just a panda raising his hands to the side of his big face.
Everyone wants to keep walking upright like a human being, but they are overwhelmed by the heavy clothes before taking two steps, and can only bend their backs and bend over, which is not much different from a panda walking on all fours.
Qiao Zhenxing was lying on the ground on his side, stretching his legs, and putting his feet together, but it looked like a beautiful bear lying on his side, with his legs up and shaking, very awkward.
The breeder praised: "Everyone imitates very similarly, there is no flaw!"
All: ...Sorry, there is no imitation, it is a last resort.
After the breeder finished explaining, Director He announced the rules of the competition.
"Outside the railing of this exhibition venue, there will be ballot boxes for seven of you. All the visitors who have watched you today will decide who is the cutest panda today."
"The number of votes determines the order of clothing selection for the next shooting plan. The member who wins the honorary title of the cutest cat will not only have the highest priority, but will also get the right to distribute clothing to a certain member once!"
"It doesn't sound like a good reward," Qiao Zhenxing couldn't help muttering in a low voice, patted the thigh of the panda next to him, turned his head to look, and raised his palm to pat the big strange face of the other party, "Who are you?"
"Brother, I, Ah Chun." Zheng Qingchun, who was slapped, was very aggrieved, and rubbed his face with his bear paw.
"Oh, Ah Chun. Oh, I can't even recognize who is who after changing into clothes."
After finishing speaking, Qiao Zhen raised his hand. He is the smallest and cutest panda cub.It seems that he will have an advantage that cannot be ignored in today's battle for the honorary title!
"Director He, you can't recognize who is who after changing your clothes, can you find a way to mark it?"
Director He took out a colored pen: "Don't worry, of course it will be marked. It will be marked on your forehead according to your age. It is clear at a glance, and tourists will not vote by mistake."
Director He personally marked everyone with colored pens. The markings were obvious, eye-catching and firm.
He warned: "Everyone must strictly abide by two rules: first, you are not allowed to speak human words loudly for tourists to hear; second, you are not allowed to take off your clothes in public to expose yourself as a human being."
The seven cubs were speechless.
Zheng Qianda yelled at the top of his voice: "There is still a reason for this! I am obviously a human being!"
Dozens of staff outside the camera laughed.
Director He also held back his laughter, but he still said seriously: "The recording of this program is completely deceiving tourists. For the sake of the Panda Base's reputation, you must not reveal your identities, otherwise you will have to pay the Panda Base compensation for liquidated damages. The amount is also It is the value of the seven of you playing pandas for a lifetime here."
what the hell.
"The business starts at 07:30 in the morning and ends at 05:30 in the afternoon, a total of ten hours. You can rest six times a day, and decide when to use up the rest opportunity. Each time is half an hour, which is a total of three hours. Therefore, the total working hours are seven hours. The basic frequency is that every hour of business outside, you can go back to rest for half an hour. Is this labor intensity reasonable?"
No one responded to Director He.
Director He clapped his hands: "Very good, it seems that you have completely entered the state of national treasure. You are all wearing microphones, and you can contact the staff at any time if you need it."
"What are we going to do? We can't gnaw bamboo like a real panda, so we can only sleep through the long seven hours?" Qiao Zhenxing finished speaking, and then muttered, "Anyway, the panda sleeps. It’s also very reasonable.”
Director He spread his hands: "It's up to you to think about it yourself. You can also discuss to sleep in the light. The tourists will vote according to whose sleeping position is the cutest."
It stands to reason that a director who wants the show to be exciting would not say such things.
The members look at each other, discuss it openly and just go to sleep.
Sleep together, go back to rest together, and do everything together.
After marking the members, Director He stepped back three steps with a smile.
"Okay, the park is about to open, I wish everyone a smooth business!"
The staff and breeders applauded together, and all of them were smiling when they left.
There are many cameras secretly arranged in this exhibition venue, and there are two other videographers standing outside the railing to shoot, which seems to show the tourists that this voting activity is very important.
Taking advantage of the fact that there are no tourists yet, Shen Jiajun asked the cameraman standing in the open to cooperate to confirm the volume of speech that would be heard by the tourists, so that everyone could have a sense of it.
Seven giant pandas sit in a circle.
Shen Jiajun made a unified action: "Go to bed, it's still early anyway. Sleep for an hour before we talk."
In unison: "Good!"
Ding Shang is very motivated: "Hmph, unity is strength. Sleep!"
Ouyang was furious: "Director He wants us to be funny and flattering pandas? Impossible! We are human!"
Zheng Qianda hesitated: "I really want to interact with tourists like this, it must be fun..."
Before he finished speaking, he was glared at by a circle of pandas in front of him, and Zheng Qianda stopped pitifully.
After the pandas sitting in a circle discussed their actions, they lay down on the spot, and the whole family began to sleep happily.
So comfortable~ Mmm!Um!
I thought I could sleep for an hour first, but I didn't expect that within 15 minutes after the park opened, there were tourists wandering in front of the exhibition venue where the members were.
It was a group of young men and women.
"Wow! There are... one, two, three... there are seven giant pandas in this venue?! God, seven! Can giant pandas live in groups? Don't they fight for territory?!"
"Why are there seven pandas crowded in this venue? Is there not enough space? I see that there are only a few pandas in the previous venues?"
A girl's voice read slowly and clearly the introduction on the small wooden board: "The Harmony Pavilion, the seven pandas here are half-brothers. They are deeply affectionate, intimate, harmonious and friendly..."
The young men and women laughed while reading.
"Hahaha, it seems that they are indeed brothers. They sleep in a circle, so cute~"
"These seven brothers are still in a beauty pageant, haha. Who shall we vote for? They are all asleep, and we don't know which one is the cutest."
At this time, the panda number 6 turned over and slapped the bear's buttocks.
The little girl who visited immediately exclaimed: "Wow, it moves, it moves, it's alive! It's really a panda!"
"Looks like number 6."
As soon as the "6" was uttered, all SaoX clenched their fists except Zheng Qianda.
Wow, this one who owes a call is a blatant violation of the group agreement!
What a scheming bear!
Zheng Qianda was also very nervous, and explained in a low voice: "I just want to turn over."
Yu Yan on the side sneered, "So can I also turn over to attract the attention of tourists?"
As soon as the words fell, the tourists exclaimed again: "Number 7 is shaking his feet! It's so cute, I want to vote for it!"
number seven!Ding Shang!
Shen Jiajun scolded in a low voice: "Xiao Ding, why are you shaking your feet, stop!"
"Hmph, Brother Da is moving, why can't I move?" Ding Shang was not convinced, "To be fair, I have to attract a lot of attention!"
The two youngest brothers like to argue with each other, and the elder brothers can only say——
"Then let's move once each, to be fair."
As soon as the words fell, for a moment, the scene was dazzling in the eyes of tourists.
No. 1 panda Shen Jiajun waved to the tourists: Hello, tourists, you have worked hard.
Panda No. 2, Qiao Zhenxing, is turned over like a pancake, with her buttocks up, so cute.
Panda No. 3, Ouyang kicked the ground with his hind legs and moved up close to the ground.
No. 4 panda Yu Yan stepped on No. 6 panda Zheng Qianda's ass.
No. 5 panda Zheng Qingchun looked around, then scratched his head, lost in thought.
Tourists are dumbfounded.
After two seconds of silence, screams sounded!
"Ahhh, they woke up together! Giant pandas are so cute too!"
"Oh, I originally lined up to enter the park early in order to see the panda cubs quickly, but now I can't move."
"Vote vote, I'm voting for number 2! It's ass up high, I like it!"
The word of the tiger!
In the next second, the seven pandas were all lying on the ground with their buttocks raised high, facing the tourists, as if to say: My buttocks are higher than his, vote for me!
The screams and laughter of the tourists grew louder, and more and more tourists gathered, surprised that there would be seven pandas in this venue.
It was found that the seven pandas would imitate the actions of their companions, and the tourists' passwords kept coming and going.
"Can they understand the numbers we shout? Are they comparing each other? They are so smart. I vote for number 4!"
"I like number 7!"
"Number 1!"
Good guy, this is not watching pandas, this is playing monkeys.
At this time, Zheng Qianda heard a tourist say: "Hey, why don't they eat bamboo? Just came all the way, and the other pandas are eating now."
Immediately, Zheng Qianda's eyes lit up, and he quickly pulled out a long piece of bamboo from the side, and showed it to the talking male tourist.
The male tourist looked at it, stunned for a moment, then smiled and made a "please use" gesture to Zheng Qianda, coaxing: "Eat, eat!"
Zheng Qianda is holding a one-meter-long bamboo, what are you eating, his teeth are fake.
While hesitating, suddenly, the male tourist's eyes were attracted by the No. 5 panda, and he called out loudly: "Okay! Xiao Wu is amazing!"
Suddenly, a sour feeling flooded Zheng Qianda's heart.He turned his head to look, wanting to see which little bitch was making a splash!
This is amazing.I saw No. 5 panda Zheng Qingchun holding a bamboo more than one meter long, performing in public!
This is a bear just sent from Shaolin Temple.Today I will let you know what Shaolin stick technique is.
The fairy bear guides the way!
White Bear Bright Stick!
Split mountains and land!
Break through a thousand troops with one stick!
Ah Chun played all the skills of Wu since elementary school, and performed desperately in the heavy panda costume.One rolled forward with a stick, rolled directly down the slope, and then climbed up the slope with difficulty, continuing to perform.
The exclaimed and terrified tourists were moved and applauded in unison.
Qiao Zhenxing and the members were also stunned, they slumped on the ground and couldn't help clapping clumsily.
Awesome, this is the legendary Kung Fu Panda, right?
I saw Zheng Qingchun attracting all the attention, and I saw many tourists voting in the No. 5 ballot box.Zheng Qianda stomped his feet, held up his one-meter-long bamboo, and walked up to Zheng Qingchun carelessly, waving his hands and kicking his feet, holding Zheng Qingchun down.
Everyone was finally attracted by Zheng Qianda.
Zheng Qianda looked at everyone's eyes, especially that of the male tourist, and felt ruthless in his heart: Heh heh, heartless man, let me show you what I can do!
Without further ado, he held up the bamboo and started eating.
Qiao Zhenxing and the other members were shocked.This guy is going to bite him alive?
And looking at it, the expressions of the tourists suddenly panicked!I saw that after panda No. 6 ate the bamboo bit by bit, ah, in a second, in the blink of an eye, it swallowed the bamboo completely out of its mouth again!
Jianghu stunt: swallowing swordsmanship!
The tourists all gasped, and hurriedly asked the cameraman next to them: "Is this all right?! Pandas can still play with bamboo like this?!"
The two cameramen were sweating profusely. They gritted their teeth and endured it for a while before reassuring the tourists: "It's okay, it's all right, this is the magic that Xiao Liu has learned recently."
Oh?
magic?
incredible!
Shen Jiajun slapped the big ass of Zheng Qianda who was still screaming: "Beng Mao set it up, this bastard!!"
The breeder spoke very enthusiastically, but none of the seven students paid attention.
It's not too hot yet, and it's quite comfortable in the giant panda doll costume.The members invariably entered the lazy and clumsy state, the defiant state, and the free and undisciplined state, which shows how quickly they adapt to the status of national treasure.
And this doll costume is very moving, for example, Mingming is trying to raise his arms, but from the outside, it is just a panda raising his hands to the side of his big face.
Everyone wants to keep walking upright like a human being, but they are overwhelmed by the heavy clothes before taking two steps, and can only bend their backs and bend over, which is not much different from a panda walking on all fours.
Qiao Zhenxing was lying on the ground on his side, stretching his legs, and putting his feet together, but it looked like a beautiful bear lying on his side, with his legs up and shaking, very awkward.
The breeder praised: "Everyone imitates very similarly, there is no flaw!"
All: ...Sorry, there is no imitation, it is a last resort.
After the breeder finished explaining, Director He announced the rules of the competition.
"Outside the railing of this exhibition venue, there will be ballot boxes for seven of you. All the visitors who have watched you today will decide who is the cutest panda today."
"The number of votes determines the order of clothing selection for the next shooting plan. The member who wins the honorary title of the cutest cat will not only have the highest priority, but will also get the right to distribute clothing to a certain member once!"
"It doesn't sound like a good reward," Qiao Zhenxing couldn't help muttering in a low voice, patted the thigh of the panda next to him, turned his head to look, and raised his palm to pat the big strange face of the other party, "Who are you?"
"Brother, I, Ah Chun." Zheng Qingchun, who was slapped, was very aggrieved, and rubbed his face with his bear paw.
"Oh, Ah Chun. Oh, I can't even recognize who is who after changing into clothes."
After finishing speaking, Qiao Zhen raised his hand. He is the smallest and cutest panda cub.It seems that he will have an advantage that cannot be ignored in today's battle for the honorary title!
"Director He, you can't recognize who is who after changing your clothes, can you find a way to mark it?"
Director He took out a colored pen: "Don't worry, of course it will be marked. It will be marked on your forehead according to your age. It is clear at a glance, and tourists will not vote by mistake."
Director He personally marked everyone with colored pens. The markings were obvious, eye-catching and firm.
He warned: "Everyone must strictly abide by two rules: first, you are not allowed to speak human words loudly for tourists to hear; second, you are not allowed to take off your clothes in public to expose yourself as a human being."
The seven cubs were speechless.
Zheng Qianda yelled at the top of his voice: "There is still a reason for this! I am obviously a human being!"
Dozens of staff outside the camera laughed.
Director He also held back his laughter, but he still said seriously: "The recording of this program is completely deceiving tourists. For the sake of the Panda Base's reputation, you must not reveal your identities, otherwise you will have to pay the Panda Base compensation for liquidated damages. The amount is also It is the value of the seven of you playing pandas for a lifetime here."
what the hell.
"The business starts at 07:30 in the morning and ends at 05:30 in the afternoon, a total of ten hours. You can rest six times a day, and decide when to use up the rest opportunity. Each time is half an hour, which is a total of three hours. Therefore, the total working hours are seven hours. The basic frequency is that every hour of business outside, you can go back to rest for half an hour. Is this labor intensity reasonable?"
No one responded to Director He.
Director He clapped his hands: "Very good, it seems that you have completely entered the state of national treasure. You are all wearing microphones, and you can contact the staff at any time if you need it."
"What are we going to do? We can't gnaw bamboo like a real panda, so we can only sleep through the long seven hours?" Qiao Zhenxing finished speaking, and then muttered, "Anyway, the panda sleeps. It’s also very reasonable.”
Director He spread his hands: "It's up to you to think about it yourself. You can also discuss to sleep in the light. The tourists will vote according to whose sleeping position is the cutest."
It stands to reason that a director who wants the show to be exciting would not say such things.
The members look at each other, discuss it openly and just go to sleep.
Sleep together, go back to rest together, and do everything together.
After marking the members, Director He stepped back three steps with a smile.
"Okay, the park is about to open, I wish everyone a smooth business!"
The staff and breeders applauded together, and all of them were smiling when they left.
There are many cameras secretly arranged in this exhibition venue, and there are two other videographers standing outside the railing to shoot, which seems to show the tourists that this voting activity is very important.
Taking advantage of the fact that there are no tourists yet, Shen Jiajun asked the cameraman standing in the open to cooperate to confirm the volume of speech that would be heard by the tourists, so that everyone could have a sense of it.
Seven giant pandas sit in a circle.
Shen Jiajun made a unified action: "Go to bed, it's still early anyway. Sleep for an hour before we talk."
In unison: "Good!"
Ding Shang is very motivated: "Hmph, unity is strength. Sleep!"
Ouyang was furious: "Director He wants us to be funny and flattering pandas? Impossible! We are human!"
Zheng Qianda hesitated: "I really want to interact with tourists like this, it must be fun..."
Before he finished speaking, he was glared at by a circle of pandas in front of him, and Zheng Qianda stopped pitifully.
After the pandas sitting in a circle discussed their actions, they lay down on the spot, and the whole family began to sleep happily.
So comfortable~ Mmm!Um!
I thought I could sleep for an hour first, but I didn't expect that within 15 minutes after the park opened, there were tourists wandering in front of the exhibition venue where the members were.
It was a group of young men and women.
"Wow! There are... one, two, three... there are seven giant pandas in this venue?! God, seven! Can giant pandas live in groups? Don't they fight for territory?!"
"Why are there seven pandas crowded in this venue? Is there not enough space? I see that there are only a few pandas in the previous venues?"
A girl's voice read slowly and clearly the introduction on the small wooden board: "The Harmony Pavilion, the seven pandas here are half-brothers. They are deeply affectionate, intimate, harmonious and friendly..."
The young men and women laughed while reading.
"Hahaha, it seems that they are indeed brothers. They sleep in a circle, so cute~"
"These seven brothers are still in a beauty pageant, haha. Who shall we vote for? They are all asleep, and we don't know which one is the cutest."
At this time, the panda number 6 turned over and slapped the bear's buttocks.
The little girl who visited immediately exclaimed: "Wow, it moves, it moves, it's alive! It's really a panda!"
"Looks like number 6."
As soon as the "6" was uttered, all SaoX clenched their fists except Zheng Qianda.
Wow, this one who owes a call is a blatant violation of the group agreement!
What a scheming bear!
Zheng Qianda was also very nervous, and explained in a low voice: "I just want to turn over."
Yu Yan on the side sneered, "So can I also turn over to attract the attention of tourists?"
As soon as the words fell, the tourists exclaimed again: "Number 7 is shaking his feet! It's so cute, I want to vote for it!"
number seven!Ding Shang!
Shen Jiajun scolded in a low voice: "Xiao Ding, why are you shaking your feet, stop!"
"Hmph, Brother Da is moving, why can't I move?" Ding Shang was not convinced, "To be fair, I have to attract a lot of attention!"
The two youngest brothers like to argue with each other, and the elder brothers can only say——
"Then let's move once each, to be fair."
As soon as the words fell, for a moment, the scene was dazzling in the eyes of tourists.
No. 1 panda Shen Jiajun waved to the tourists: Hello, tourists, you have worked hard.
Panda No. 2, Qiao Zhenxing, is turned over like a pancake, with her buttocks up, so cute.
Panda No. 3, Ouyang kicked the ground with his hind legs and moved up close to the ground.
No. 4 panda Yu Yan stepped on No. 6 panda Zheng Qianda's ass.
No. 5 panda Zheng Qingchun looked around, then scratched his head, lost in thought.
Tourists are dumbfounded.
After two seconds of silence, screams sounded!
"Ahhh, they woke up together! Giant pandas are so cute too!"
"Oh, I originally lined up to enter the park early in order to see the panda cubs quickly, but now I can't move."
"Vote vote, I'm voting for number 2! It's ass up high, I like it!"
The word of the tiger!
In the next second, the seven pandas were all lying on the ground with their buttocks raised high, facing the tourists, as if to say: My buttocks are higher than his, vote for me!
The screams and laughter of the tourists grew louder, and more and more tourists gathered, surprised that there would be seven pandas in this venue.
It was found that the seven pandas would imitate the actions of their companions, and the tourists' passwords kept coming and going.
"Can they understand the numbers we shout? Are they comparing each other? They are so smart. I vote for number 4!"
"I like number 7!"
"Number 1!"
Good guy, this is not watching pandas, this is playing monkeys.
At this time, Zheng Qianda heard a tourist say: "Hey, why don't they eat bamboo? Just came all the way, and the other pandas are eating now."
Immediately, Zheng Qianda's eyes lit up, and he quickly pulled out a long piece of bamboo from the side, and showed it to the talking male tourist.
The male tourist looked at it, stunned for a moment, then smiled and made a "please use" gesture to Zheng Qianda, coaxing: "Eat, eat!"
Zheng Qianda is holding a one-meter-long bamboo, what are you eating, his teeth are fake.
While hesitating, suddenly, the male tourist's eyes were attracted by the No. 5 panda, and he called out loudly: "Okay! Xiao Wu is amazing!"
Suddenly, a sour feeling flooded Zheng Qianda's heart.He turned his head to look, wanting to see which little bitch was making a splash!
This is amazing.I saw No. 5 panda Zheng Qingchun holding a bamboo more than one meter long, performing in public!
This is a bear just sent from Shaolin Temple.Today I will let you know what Shaolin stick technique is.
The fairy bear guides the way!
White Bear Bright Stick!
Split mountains and land!
Break through a thousand troops with one stick!
Ah Chun played all the skills of Wu since elementary school, and performed desperately in the heavy panda costume.One rolled forward with a stick, rolled directly down the slope, and then climbed up the slope with difficulty, continuing to perform.
The exclaimed and terrified tourists were moved and applauded in unison.
Qiao Zhenxing and the members were also stunned, they slumped on the ground and couldn't help clapping clumsily.
Awesome, this is the legendary Kung Fu Panda, right?
I saw Zheng Qingchun attracting all the attention, and I saw many tourists voting in the No. 5 ballot box.Zheng Qianda stomped his feet, held up his one-meter-long bamboo, and walked up to Zheng Qingchun carelessly, waving his hands and kicking his feet, holding Zheng Qingchun down.
Everyone was finally attracted by Zheng Qianda.
Zheng Qianda looked at everyone's eyes, especially that of the male tourist, and felt ruthless in his heart: Heh heh, heartless man, let me show you what I can do!
Without further ado, he held up the bamboo and started eating.
Qiao Zhenxing and the other members were shocked.This guy is going to bite him alive?
And looking at it, the expressions of the tourists suddenly panicked!I saw that after panda No. 6 ate the bamboo bit by bit, ah, in a second, in the blink of an eye, it swallowed the bamboo completely out of its mouth again!
Jianghu stunt: swallowing swordsmanship!
The tourists all gasped, and hurriedly asked the cameraman next to them: "Is this all right?! Pandas can still play with bamboo like this?!"
The two cameramen were sweating profusely. They gritted their teeth and endured it for a while before reassuring the tourists: "It's okay, it's all right, this is the magic that Xiao Liu has learned recently."
Oh?
magic?
incredible!
Shen Jiajun slapped the big ass of Zheng Qianda who was still screaming: "Beng Mao set it up, this bastard!!"
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