If I find another gay friend, I will chop my hands [gl]

***

Qi Yueru looked at a blank word document with one hand resting on her chin, and suddenly sighed, she was so defenseless, and she couldn't even type out a single word.

Promised the little angels to have double shifts this weekend, but...the current situation may make them happy for nothing.Although, my own little angel has passed three.

Scrolling the mouse boredly, scrolling through the list of friends who hung up on him, there was no one who wanted to chat and complain.And the profile picture of Qing Yuan, the only person I can chat with the most, who gives me inspiration from time to time, has been gloomy for the past few days...

It's been a long time since I saw Qing Yuan's bright profile picture, and I didn't see her replying to me after swiping 99+ messages.If she hadn't sent a message to her, she would have reported that she was safe, and she would have almost wanted to call the police.

***

Qi Yueru is a contracted author of a literature network, but this does not change the fact that her literature is cold, cold to West Siberia, it is incredible enough to be able to sign a contract, and somehow hooked up with Qing Yuan, the most low-key god on a different channel from her, and became mutual bases. You and Xipi are even more incredible.

That day she was successfully entered by the editor because of signing the contract, and successfully received the group number of the editor's fourth group. After successfully joining the group, she was still a little shy and uneasy, and greeted the group carefully and politely——

[Author] Mooncakes are too sweet: Hello everyone, I am a newcomer. Mooncakes are too sweet.

Before she had time to think about her tone, Qi Yueru accidentally sent out the message with trembling hands. The moment she sent the message, she suddenly felt regretful. If she had known earlier, she would have added an emoji _(:3」∠)_... This way, I might look more kind and cute?

Boo!

What to do, will they think that I am too arrogant, will they think that I am too alienated, will they think that I am not easy to get along with!

Qi Yueru's pretty almond eyes stared blankly at the dialog box for a long time, and when she was about to see through the screen, there was still no movement in the group.

As soon as he speaks, he is silent... Sure enough, the young rookie is not welcomed by the elders.

Qi Yueru couldn't help feeling disappointed, when she moved the mouse and wanted to click on the dialog box, suddenly the dialog box flashed, and someone replied to her!Happiness really came too suddenly.

. : What kind of mooncakes do you eat?

what--

Qi Yueru looked at the reply in a daze. Although she couldn't figure out the meaning of her question, she still replied cautiously and quickly: It's red bean stuffing...

. : Shouldn’t bean paste stuffing be sweeter?

Qi Yueru habitually said '' while chatting with her. ' profile card.It was blank inside, even the avatar was blank, and the level was just a star.Except for only filling in gender: female, the entire information card is so simple and clean that Qi Yueru couldn't bear to look directly at the personal information card that she had filled out honestly.

And Qi Yueru clicked on to watch'. ', what she didn't know was that the person on the other side of the screen also clicked on her information card and looked at it. She didn't even know that it was the place that poked that person's smile, which made the person couldn't help laughing Look at her data card all the way.

Strange, why didn't this person join the group to change her vest? Could it be that she is a newcomer to the group just like herself?

Thinking of this, Qi Yueru, who was still a bit reserved, felt the excitement of finding the organization, and instantly let go, and found that the person returned to her again, and she quickly typed a few lines: bean paste is not as sweet as red bean paste, really !It is recommended to eat the red bean stuffed mooncakes made by X's house, it is absolutely sweet and toothache! [star eyes]

1 minute, 2 minutes, 5 minutes, 10 minutes...

Why haven't you replied to me... Could it be that I'm too familiar?Or do you think I'm a salesman...? !

Qi Yueru nervously glued her eyes to the dialog box, the other party's black default font was almost engraved in Qi Yueru's eyes at this moment.

Why don't you call me back...don't call me back...

After waiting for almost half an hour, there was still no reply from the other party, and I was cold again.

Qi Yueru minimized the dialog box in disappointment, and started to do daily tasks—swiping up the appalling data in the background.All of a sudden, Qi Yueru's eyes lit up, and she, herself actually posted a new comment and a bookmark!

Qi Yueru took a deep breath piously, suppressed her excitement, and slowly opened the article from the background, and slowly scrolled down the page, and saw the latest comment that had not been replied by the author.

[-收起]№1网友：轻沅评论：《[美食]要煮最幸福的食物》打分：2发表时间：2016-02-0814:01:16所评章节：22

The text is beautiful, and through the description of the heroine cooking food between the lines, people feel a kind of happiness and satisfaction, and all of a sudden the appetite comes.I like it very much, and the text is also very healing. I hope the author will continue to work hard. //Beautiful pen, give the author a big deep-water torpedo as a reward!

Qi Yueru looked at that comment and the torpedo before the comment in disbelief, her eyes widened unconsciously, her whole brain exploded with a 'boom—', her head went blank for a moment, and she was suddenly overwhelmed by surprise. how to think.

I didn't even notice that the reader's name was familiar and familiar.

This is a comment of more than 25 characters and a thunderbolt she has ever received... I was so excited that I suddenly couldn't speak, and I didn't even notice when the dialog box started to flash.

Qi Yueru felt that happiness came too suddenly, she almost cried with happiness.

The hand holding the mouse trembled slightly and entered the reader's column, there were no subscribed articles.I am the only one on the Bawang vote list, and even the comments and favorites are only my own article.

This can't be my trumpet...

Qi Yueru couldn't help recovering from the surprise, and fell into self-doubt.

How can someone only bookmark themselves, only comment on themselves, and only throw mines at themselves, even if they say it’s not their trumpet, they feel guilty QAQ

Qi Yueru saw that the reader's column still showed 'I am the author', so she clicked in.

With this light touch, Qi Yueru felt that she was about to be stunned by the webpage in front of her.

The author's column she clicked into received [-] yuan, green and lush trees were growing neatly, and all kinds of authorized marks were behind the columns, which immediately dazzled Qi Yueru's eyes.

The Bawang vote list was full of mighty Bawang readers, and she actually met... the legendary god among the legendary gods? !

Could it be that the account of the Great God has been hacked?Or relatives like her younger sister use her account to read articles?Could it be that he is still dreaming?

Qi Yueru pinched her baby-fat cheeks in disbelief, and the real touch told her that this was not a dream.

The great god actually gave himself this vacuum in a vacuum to throw mines and leave a comment for collection. It is unscientific to know without kneeling... Although I once felt that the writing was good, but after all, it was just my own self-feeling. Qi Yueru has always know very well.

After staring blankly at the Great God's column for a long time, Qi Yueru noticed the flickering dialog box and a system message.

. : Okay, next Mid-Autumn Festival, I will try X's red bean stuffed mooncakes, thank you.

[Author] Mooncakes are too sweet: No, it’s okay >3<.

At this moment, Qi Yueru felt very uncomfortable holding back her stomach full of words, but there was nowhere for her to vomit quickly.Coincidentally, the Koukou system sent a friend to verify, and it turned out to be the one who just chatted in the group. '

After passing the verification, Qi Yueru didn't wait for the other party to speak first, and tapped on the keyboard, pouring out all her emotions:

——I'm so excited, I'm so happy! !What should I do, I suddenly found out that the Great God stole mine by commenting on me! !And it's the author's number!What to do, what to do, I suddenly don't know what to do!

Qi Yueru seemed to have found an opening to confide in, she hit the Enter key heavily to send the message, and then continued typing extremely quickly——

——This is unscientific!Although I know that it might not be her who made it but her cousins, but I still can't help being happy and excited. My heart is beating so fast now, as if I have found my first love, and I am shy.I want to warm the bed for Master Qingyuan to give birth to a monkey!

Qi Yueru sent out the two messages in less than ten seconds. Compared with the usual speed of [-] per hour, this hand speed is really a sky and a ground.

It was belatedly that I realized that my words were too excited, or was it really okay to be so unreserved to a new friend who hadn't hooked up yet...

It doesn't fit my soft and cute setting at all, hey!

Qi Yueru still couldn't help being excited, her little face turned red because of the excitement, her eyes stared at the comment unblinkingly, really, really, really wanted to eat Baolatiao, by the way, go upstairs Run 1000 meters down and be calm and calm.

Qi Yueru stared at the comment again shyly, couldn't restrain a smirk, covered her face with her hands, and laughed lowly.

. : Awesome.

After waiting for a while, Qi Yueru found that the other party didn't seem to be intimidated by her unsteady appearance, but replied calmly, which is awesome.

The simple word made Qi Yueru jump up inexplicably.

The name of the Great God Qingyuan is a very iconic representative, whether it is in the magazine circle, publishing circle, or literature network.Her works are varied in style, high-yielding and high-quality. Qi Yueru has always pursued her articles, and even voted for a deep-sea torpedo to express her love, but she was not responded to.

Because she really loves Da Da's works, she carefully reads her early works word by word, analyzing the characters' personalities and emotions. The more she reads, the more she can't help feeling... Da Da is writing GL.

Many loyal readers have also discovered this cryptic GL tendency, and most of them admitted it with a short and forceful 'yes'.

With this acknowledgment, Qi Yueru endured heartache and removed all Qing Yuanda's works from her favorites. It's not that she doesn't like Dada's works, but that Dada's writing is really deeply rooted in people's hearts. She is afraid that if she is not careful, she will be broken by the text. What should I do, she is a man of God!

And she never expected that she would have a relationship with Da Dada in a small vacuum, and accidentally hook up with him in the group to become gay friends. ' Said to myself half a month later, she is Qing Yuan.

I thought she was joking, but her backstage screenshots had to convince her.Surprised, Qi Yueru actually felt a little joyful and nervous.

I am so unscrupulous in front of the great god, how can I face the great god Qingyuan in the future.

Although Xipi is a great god and the goddess she used to be, Qi Yueru still chatted with her normally, coded each other,

Guan Zong was tortured into scum by her hand speed of [-], but he still never tired of it.

Her Xipi didn't dislike that she was just a little vacuum, yet she was so kind to herself.

I seem to love her more and more... I cover my face in embarrassment.

And the thing that Qi Yueru couldn't help but snigger in her sleep the most was that the friendship link under the column of the two of them was the same as each other.

With such a unique status, Qi Yueru couldn't help feeling a kind of joy that she didn't understand.

Her Xipi is the best Xipi in the world.

My family's Xipi Qingyuan: Little moon cake, who do you like best, me or your male god?

Xipi, who has always been calm and quick, suddenly asked such a naive question, which startled Qi Yueru. This question is no different from yours.

Mom and your wife, your husband fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?

Qi Yueru didn't know why her Xipi asked this question, but after a careful comparison, her favorite must be her own Xipi!

Therefore, Qi Yueru quickly stopped thinking, and quickly typed the answer: I, I don't know...

No, no!

What I want to reply is——Of course it belongs to my favorite Xipi...why do you answer indiscriminately with your hands... Listen to my explanation, ahhhhhhhhh!

Qi Yueru secretly spurned her hand injury, and wanted to make amends and explain it, only to find that her Xipi's profile picture had gone dark.

Rao sent a message to explain himself or sent a text message, but there was no response.

Sippy...

My favorite Xipi, are you angry?

***

It has been half a month since the last chat.

And in the past half month, her Xipi, Koukou avatar has never been turned on, and she has not even responded to her explanation by sending text messages. If she hadn't made a cold reply to her series of text message bombardments, she would have almost , almost thought that something happened to her Xipi.

When Master Qingyuan became her friend and Xipi, the word Qingyuan was just a dispensable adjective to her, an aura imposed on her by outsiders.

Light Yuan to her, just her favorite Xipi, nothing more.

No matter how regretful she is, Qi Yueru is helpless.

And since the last "unpleasant chat", Qing Yuan also interrupted the update for the first time, and it was still silent.

Readers who were waiting to be fed in her article crawled to her article along the friend chain, asked herself the reason why Qingyuan broke the update, begged herself to help them update, and even harvested a small group of little angels. The group of little angels said, There is a light Yuan taste in my writing style and between the lines.

is it?

When did Qing Yuan unknowingly have such a big influence on her...

When coding, I can’t help but write out the usual scenes of chatting and joking with Qing Yuan. When I’m sleeping, I habitually flick my mobile phone to wait for Qing Yuan’s good night as always. When eating, I can’t help worrying whether Qing Yuan won’t eat on time. , Qingyuan, she has always had stomach problems.

In a world without Qing Yuan, Qi Yueru's world is gloomy.

She really misses her Xipi.

However, her own Xipi seems to have abandoned herself...

Qi Yueru's heart was swollen with sourness, and she couldn't help but turn red eyes.

It's not that you can't live without anyone, and it's not that you can only have a good Xipi and a good friend, Qi Yueru decided that she should find another good engine oil and develop into Xipi with her.

Her Xipi abandoned her, and she also decided to abandon her favorite Xipi... now.

Since then, mountains and rivers have never met each other, and it is impossible to tell whether beautiful women are good or bad.

Well... that's it, the mountains and rivers will never meet again.