Owner Hunting Program

"I said... Didn't I find out that you want to use the little scissors that cut the legs of bears in your dormitory to cut my hair? So I came here early in the morning. Why did I sit next to you for almost an hour and you didn't take it? Take a look at me right?"

Noodles swayed back and forth, side to side, trying to attract the attention of little V, who was lying on the table with an ostrich, with his vigorous body.

Xiong Wei, who was sitting in the back, was unhappy, and beat him with his fist,

"I said, can you not move around? This table is about to be shaken to pieces by you, and I'm still taking notes!"

Zhao Ting leaned over to look at his notebook, frowning,

"What did you write? Why don't I know a single word?"

Seeing that his fist was not working, Xiong Wei slapped Noodles' thin back angrily, making a loud bang, and said impatiently to Zhao Ting, "I didn't know much about the characters I wrote, but this kid will After such a long while, I don’t even know each other! Xu Junqi said to you, can you stop moving this table and chairs are all connected together!”

Then the noodles really didn't move, he had already been punched and slapped by the bear, and he was directly KO and followed Xiao V to be an ostrich.

Little V thought about it for several lessons, and kept thinking about it while maintaining the same movement. What did he say that made the boss mistakenly think that he was in love with him?Could it be that kiss?No way?Damn, he doesn't need money, he can have three sexes at the bar, kiss whatever he wants!Is it the flattery I said?No way?Although the words were a bit exaggerated, they definitely did not reveal the slightest bit of love, right? Most people can tell that they are compliments, right?

He lay on the ground for too long, and his back hurt a little, so he stretched himself and sat up, with an annoyed expression on his face, muttering, "Could it be because I'm so handsome that he gave birth to a brain teaser?"

Seeing that he was awake, Noodles kindly handed over the shredded squid on his hand,

"Do you want to eat?"

"Fuck you!"

Little V jumped up, almost jumping out of shock,

"When did you come here!!"

"..."

Noodles tightly squeezed the shredded squid bag in his hand, then turned to ask Xiong Wei behind him, gnashing his teeth, "Did he do it on purpose?"

Xiong Wei closed the ghost-painted peach charm notebook, and let out a sigh of satisfaction, "Great, today is another day of enriching knowledge~~"

After saying that, he froze for a moment, staring blankly at the burning-eyed noodles,

"Huh? When did you come? You don't have this class, do you?"

"..."

Noodles sniffed, threw all the shredded squid in front of Xiong Wei angrily, and roared, "Okay, I'll give you all to eat! Why don't you eat even a single shredded squid?" Hurt me cruelly!"

Xiong Wei grabbed the shredded squid and held it to his heart, spit out a mouthful of noodles,

"Go to grandma, the squid shreds are mine! Let's go to Zhao Ting!"

Zhao Ting happily followed behind the bear, jumping up and down like a monkey,

"Hey bear, give me something to eat~ baji baji~~Hey bear, give me some more~~The little bit just now is not enough to fill the gap between the teeth~"

Noodles wiped away tears, pretending to be strong and shrugging towards little V,

"Look Luo, I came early in the morning."

Little V was suspicious, looked him up and down,

"Then why didn't you call me? Damn? When is the class over?"

Noodles felt that his tears were about to fall again,

"I called you for three fucking classes when I came here in the fucking morning, and your grandma is lying on her stomach like a dead bird, and now you still fucking blame me for not calling you!!!"

Little V rubbed his nose, and suddenly felt that he had been lying down for a long time...but what was he thinking?Oh, oh, oh, that's right, that's right... I wonder why his boss is so narcissistic... But why did I only think about three classes for two hours?The point is... after thinking about it for so long, I'm so fucking fucked up that I didn't even come up with a countermeasure! ! !

"Hey, hey, what's wrong with you today? Why aren't you in shape? That's right, that's right!"

Noodles looked excited, extremely positive and excited to gossip,

"Who is your husband? In the past two days, Leo and a few flower peacocks have been blowing about your family all night, so that you are going to fly into the sky. You didn't see the big guy's expression. I wish I could kill you and swallow your man. "

"..."

"My mother, what are you doing? If you have something to say, what are you doing with the scissors? Did I say something wrong? Hey, hey, shit, you are serious!!!"

Little V poked at Noodle's stinky mouth with a pair of scissors. The force was so great that even he rushed towards Noodle. Fortunately, when I mentioned him, he was covered in Super Saiyan fireworks, and his eyes were burning red hahahaha... I can't teach the boss, I can't teach Leo and the flower peacock, and I can't teach you paramecium! !

Noodles was so frightened that he was about to piss, little V doesn't seem to be joking, what the hell!Did he step on a mine?What kind of landmine, I didn't say anything, you are so vicious! ?Oh my god my shirt! !

"Little V!! Calm down, I'll treat you to rice cake hot pot!!"

Little V sneered, and the scissors in his hands were touching Noodle's lower body.

Covering his crotch, Noodles exclaimed,

"I ate hot pot, ate barbecue, ate barbecue, ate skewers, ate dry pot, ate dry pot, ate iron plate, and ate iron plate! You! Order!!"

"Suck... suck..."

Little V sucked in her saliva, stopped the scissors that were about to reach the crotch of Noodles, licked her mouth, patted her belly, the scissors had been put into her trouser pocket without anyone noticing, and then patted Noodles in surprise With a big shoulder, he smiled, "Let's go~ What are you doing in a daze? Don't you want to eat rice cake hot pot? I don't have class in the afternoon, so I can finish eating the night market~~"

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