[Hokage] The Art of the Palm

?Last time, I mentioned that the beautiful young Itachi Xiaogong lured Didara into the Akatsuki organization. Ahem, it’s an invitation, an invitation (laughs).

Although it was safe and sound, it was not a long-term solution. At this time, Didala was lying on the bed in the staff dormitory assigned to him in the shape of a "big", staring blankly at the ceiling, Thinking about the future life, what should I do if I don't know anything, should I try to find a way to survive, or wait to find out the truth and be killed, but maybe I can wear it back.

The sound of rain outside the window was pattering, the eyes of the person on the bed were dull, and the continuous sound of rain surrounded his ears. The unique rhythm gradually calmed Didara's heart and relaxed his mind. Just fight for it yourself, I haven’t lived enough, at least let me go to Konoha before I die, go eat a bowl of Ichiraku ramen and balls, come to the Naruto world without even seeing the protagonist’s face It's too unartistic to stop cooking, eh!Didara sat up abruptly from the bed, clenched his fists, his water-blue eyes became firm instantly, and a faint light called hope shone faintly.

goo—

So hungry.

Didara rubbed his flat stomach, sighed, and speaking of it, they left me here and ignored me. Anyway, I am also an S-rank rebel, okay? Although it looks like this on the surface, and That...Although I just said it out of my brain, but there is no need to really not have Kanto fried eggs, a weasel is a weasel, it really is a heartless product!

"Ahem! I'm sorry that my name offended you."

"Ah—ah—when were you here, and how do you know what I'm thinking!" Deidara yelled, and the black-haired boy stood at the door and looked at him expressionlessly, holding Skewer meatballs.

"You said it yourself." The Itachi boy still had a paralyzed face.

Didara was sweating wildly, hehe, why did he become more and more stupid, and even talked to himself, no, this disease needs to be cured, eh!

"Indeed..." Didara looked at Itachi in astonishment, thinking that he had accidentally said what he was thinking, "You should be hungry now." Itachi-kun, don't pant.

With that said, Itachi took out the Kanto boiled fried eggs in his hand: "Eat it."

Didara took the bag from Itachi, with porphyrin porphyrin in his eyes. This is the legendary Xiao Di's favorite——Is it Kanto boiled fried eggs?So advanced! !

Seeing Didara's excited look, Itachi sighed, it really is a child, at the same time, he slowly raised his hand and put a ball into his mouth, very gracefully.

Itachi, immersed in the deliciousness of meatballs, suddenly felt that there seemed to be an evil eye peeping at his meatballs in front of him, and slowly raised his blood-red eyes, and found that Didara had already turned his gaze from Kanto The egg was transferred to the meatball in his hand.

Itachi calmly put the second ball into his mouth, selectively ignoring Didala's eager eyes.

Just when Itachi was about to put the third ball into his mouth, Didara finally couldn't hold back, and weakly raised his hand to point to the ball in Itachi's hand: "That...this is...is this... ...Is it the legendary Maruko!!!"

Itachi glanced at Didara with an idiot's eyes: "Yeah."

"Wow——Really? Really? It looks delicious." Itachi ignored it.

"It looks really delicious." Itachi continued to ignore it.

"Delicious……"

After unremitting efforts, the ball in front of Didara's eyes instantly enlarged: "This is the last one."

Deidara happily took the bamboo stick with only one ball left: "Itachi-kun, you are such a good person!"

Just when Didala was about to open his mouth, he felt the strangeness in front of him, raised his eyes slightly, and found Itachi's eyes were floating over the ball at a speed suspected to be several times per second. Don't give it to me if you are willing, but since you gave it to me, I reluctantly accept it, ahahaha...

Didara stuffed the ball into his mouth in one gulp, chewing happily, with a satisfied face, not only because of the deliciousness of the ball, but also because of the subtle twitch of his paralyzed face when the ball entered Didara's mouth.

But Didara didn't care about Itachi's mood, because he caught a glimpse of a big bag of things in Itachi's hand, and it was definitely all meatballs, um!

"The leader said to test your strength for a few days."

Hearing Itachi's words, Deidara, who seemed to be casually sweeping the bag in Itachi's hand, paused, and instantly looked like a deflated balloon: "Got it."

Only then did Itachi turn his head and wanted to leave quickly, for fear that Didara would hit him again.

Didara closed the door and threw herself on the bed, what should I do? Shikamaru is fine, I'm afraid of trouble anyway, and I can still look at the cloud and so on, but my IQ is not high.

Unknowingly, drowsiness hit, Didara gradually fell asleep...

Time passed by every minute and every second, the sky was getting darker, and the rain outside the window showed no tendency to stop, and it was still beating the land of Yuyin Village.

The person on the bed suddenly opened his eyes, and after a few seconds, his eyes narrowed. Compared with the sad face before going to sleep, now he is beaming with joy.

Deidara quickly got out of bed, ran to the table, and started eating Kanto boiled fried eggs. It's so good, I finally have the memory of Xiaodi before, let me just say, time travel master, I blamed you wrongly, I posted four, I will definitely worship you every day.

Uh! ! !

I'm going, to the trachea!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! !

He clenched his fist and beat his chest hard, but he still didn't come out.

Bang bang bang! ! !Boom boom boom! ! !After a while of pinging and bangs, Didala finally got out of the danger of being suffocated by food.

He covered his mouth and coughed for a while. At this time, his blushing face gradually returned to color, and the mist in his eye sockets also slowly disappeared. Didara, who had calmed down, saw the mouth in his hand at this time, and felt strange and familiar , Because of a bunch of things, I didn't look at Xiao Di's hand carefully before, but this is the only one in Hokage, so I have to take a good look.

Didara raised his hands very close to his face, staring blankly at his right palm, always wondering if Xiaodi had ever secretly kissed his mouth!I really want to know, but I can't find out now!

The tongue in the palm of the hand was a little excited, just thinking about it, Didara was already attached to his right hand, it felt so strange, it smelled like earth, um.

"you……"

Hearing the voice from the door, Didara hurriedly hid his hands behind his back and saw Itachi standing at the door: "What...what...what!!!"

"I knocked on the door, but you didn't open it."

"Oh."

For a while, the room was very quiet, except for the sound of rain that never stopped. The two of them didn't speak, and they didn't dare to look directly at each other, but kept looking in other directions.

At this time, Didara believed that his face was absolutely red, even redder than when he was almost suffocated to death just now. What shameless thing did I do? I still feel so ashamed, give me a knife and let me stab myself to death!

At this time, Itachi felt very innocent, he happened to live next door, obviously it was only because Deidara was noisy just now, which prevented him from enjoying the delicious meatballs at ease, and wanted to remind him, but he saw this scene unexpectedly, the sound insulation of the staff dormitory It's too bad, but this kid is really weird enough.

"Anything else?"

"Want to eat meatballs?"

"No need, um." Rejecting pretending to be calm, his eyes drifted out of the window to conceal his bewilderment. At this time, Didara just wanted Itachi to leave quickly.

"Oh." Itachi, who finally found a chance to escape, turned around and left immediately. After walking a few steps, he decided that it would be better to remind Didala: "The sound insulation is not good."

Didara felt very baffled by Itachi's last reminder. Since he was still immersed in the embarrassment just now and couldn't extricate himself, he didn't go any further, so Itachi's reminder was in vain in the end.

After Itachi left, Didara quickly closed the door, threw herself on the bed, and buried her face in the pillow: "Ah—what a disgrace—I'm an idiot!"

On this side, Didara was still secretly sad. On the other side, Itachi, who had returned to the room, heard Didara's cry from next door at this time, and shook his head, feeling very helpless. Didn't he say that the sound insulation is not good!

Since having the memory of the original owner, Didara is now in a very happy mood. After buying some clay on the street, he went outside the village to practice the art of explosion, but there is really little clay here. I should have known that I would come back before At that time, a bunch of them came back from Land of Earth, and there was still free labor.

But later, Didala found that this idea was impossible to realize, because he only had a little money in his pocket at that time, and now that money was used up by him to buy clay, and Didara believed that he would never Those who have the courage, such as having a close contact with the scorpion's tail or something.

Later, Didara practiced the ninjutsu in the memory of the original owner, and now he is not worried about the so-called test at all. Although he wanted to secretly practice other ninjutsu, but he didn't know which seals it was—but, Xiao Di’s attribute is only soil, and he can’t practice much ninjutsu. Forget it, don’t care, he is very strong now anyway. Just kill yourself.You said spiral pills, of course you have practiced it, no, it’s too difficult, troublesome, forget it, um.