[Hokage] The Art of the Palm

?With the footsteps of ninjas, Deidara and A Fei arrived at the world-famous Valley of the End in a short time.

Standing on top of the stone statue in Senju Pillar, Didara looked at the stone statue of Uchiha Madara on the opposite side, and couldn't help but sigh Madara's face. Although he always felt that the sculpture was a bit old-fashioned, he was still quite handsome. He also looked at Senju under his feet. The stone statues between the pillars still look a little bit different. When you think of the heads of the people in the pillars on the Yanshan Mountain in Muye Village, the two cliffs on both sides were not carved by the same sculptor.Fortunately, Banban didn't become Hokage, it's simply ruining the image.

"Senior Deidara!"

Didara raised his head and looked towards the source of the sound. At this time, A Fei was standing on the top of the Uchiha Mamoru statue opposite him and waving his arms cheerfully at him. The non-floating gray long fried is in stark contrast, so those people think that Brother Tu is Uchiha Madara's because of their brains. The hair length is different, but maybe they think Uchiha's ancestors cut it Maybe it's posted... By the way, Madara seemed to be black and short when he was a child. Thinking of this, Didara sighed silently.

Continuing to stare at A Fei’s short hair, Deidara fell into deep thought again, saying that the reincarnation of the two sons of the Sage of the Six Paths is so strange, Indra is black and long, and Madara is also black and long, Sasuke is barely black and half long Fried, but Ashura on the other side is obviously black and short, why did the column turn into black and long straight? In the end, Naruto turned out to be a golden hair, and he was already out of the range of black. Or Uchiha is normal.

"Senior Didara!" The person opposite was still waving his arms vigorously towards Didara.

Didala ignored Ah Fei and turned around and ran towards the direction of Tian Zhiguo. He just felt that he should not be too familiar with the BOSS, so as not to be cheated. What about A Fei... um.

"Eh?! Senior Didara! Wait, Ah Fei!" Seeing that Didara left without paying any attention to him, Ah Fei quickly followed.

Soon, they came to a small town closest to Yinyin Village. Due to the rollover not long ago, Didara was now all dirty, and Ah Fei was not much better, so as soon as they arrived Here, I plan to find a hotel and live in it, wash and rest for nothing, and then go to Da She Wan.

But why is the rent so expensive here? Although as a core member of a large organization, the salary will not be low, but recently the corner has deducted my salary under the excuse of urgent money in the organization. It is really too black-hearted. Clay is very expensive, okay? Also... the boss actually said that he has no money at all because he is only an alternate member and has not done any missions. I just want to say, what a lie! ! !So in order to save money, we booked a room, which is not too small anyway.

Didara took the key and walked to the door of the room. As soon as he opened the door and was about to go in, A Fei behind him suddenly pushed forward and wanted to go in first. Didara was not to be outdone, and blocked the door to prevent A Fei from entering .

"A Fei, let senior me go first." Didara gritted his teeth.

"Senior Didala, you should let the younger generation let the younger generation go ahead."

"I advanced!"

"I advanced!"

……

"Hey yo... yo... yo..."

Paji!A Fei rushed to the street.

Didara straightened her clothes and walked into the room calmly. What the hell are you doing? After living for three lifetimes, what do you care about with the uncle who can't get out of the second stage of middle school, so it's better to let him explain.

Didara threw the small bag casually on the bed, and was just about to take a bath when she heard eager footsteps behind her.

not good!

Didara quickly rushed to the bathroom, just one step ahead of A Fei, and closed the door forcefully, only to hear the sound of people outside the door bumping into it. Fortunately, I moved quickly, anyway, I was fussing with the second uncle... Um!

Hearing the unwilling roar of the people outside the door, Didara hooked the corners of his mouth proudly. He took off his clothes and threw them into the washbasin and soaked them in the water. He planned to wash them later, turned on the shower, and the warm water It sprayed down and landed on the fair skin of the young man. It was warm, and the white mist was lingering, like a fairyland. His whole body was covered with a touch of pink. color.

The water in the shower finally stopped, and the boy wiped off the water droplets remaining on his body with a towel, only then did he realize that he had no change of clothes at all.

Didala could only wrap a bath towel around it first. Since Xiao Di was born short, he wrapped the one-size bath towel around his chest, and covered most of his thighs underneath.

"A Fei!" Didara shouted to the door, but no one responded to him after calling several times.

Dida opened a small slit, only exposed one head to look out, and called tentatively: "A Fei?"

After looking around a few times, Didara found that there was no one in the room at all. After thinking for a while, he opened the door and tiptoed towards the closet.

wow-

Didara's hand froze when he was opening the closet.

"Yo! Senior Didara, you've finished washing." Ah Fei walked in as if he didn't care, and closed the door behind him.

Didara was taken aback, calm and calm, what was he struggling with? Xiaodi is a very straight and good boy, and it is embarrassing to have wool. He took out a bathrobe from the closet and put it on.

"Senior Didara, what a girl!" An extremely unbeatable voice came from behind.

A tic-tac-toe suddenly appeared on the forehead, and when Didara was about to have an attack, he only heard the sound of A Fei saying that he was going to take a bath, and the sound of the bathroom door closing.

Didara threw a few punches in the direction of the bathroom in the void, A Fei, if you have the ability to tease Xiao Di, then don't come out, hum!

At this time, Didara caught a glimpse of the bag on the table, which looked like food, could it be that A Fei brought it back just now.Thinking about it, Deidara has already stepped forward to open it, it turned out to be tempura, so Obito, how much you hate Kakashi, and you eat his most hated food, it is really a deep love.But speaking of it, didn't he shout that he had no money? Thinking of this, Didara immediately rushed to his small bag, I'll go, my dear wallet, why are you so skinny!Didara rolled his eyes, and as A Fei's compensation to me, I'll eat something before he comes out.

Didara, who had eaten most of the tempura, was also full, and then he brushed his hair for a while. When it was almost dry, he thought about going to bed for a while. After traveling for so long, he was even more tired physically and mentally.

However, he found that there was only one bed in the room reserved for saving money. If he occupied the bed, maybe the BOSS would shamelessly climb up later. Thinking about it, he was drunk, forget it, We still paved the ground.Didara took out the spare quilt from the closet, spread it out neatly on the floor, and then got in.

However, as soon as Didara fell asleep, he was drowned out by someone's yelling.

"Senior Didala! Senior Didala..."

Ignoring someone's voice, Didara pulled up the quilt, I can't hear it, can't hear it...

"Senior Didala!!" The voice just now suddenly became louder, causing Didala's eardrums to hurt.

"What are you doing!" Didara pulled off the quilt covering his head and looked in the direction of the bathroom, only to see that the door of the bathroom was opened a small crack, and a mask coming out of it was dangling. Didara Can't help but look like a dead fish, BOSS, are you acting cute!Is this a disguised admission that that strange mask is your real body!

"Senior Didala, can you help Ah Fei get some clothes?"

A Fei's slightly shy words of please made Deidara's dead fish eyes even more dead fish, hey hey, as my funny teammate, the middle two boss is getting more and more lewd丨What should I do? Waiting online .But... hehe, the funny boss will make such a low-level mistake, let me see how I can punish you.

Didara walked lightly to the door of the bathroom, planning to make a surprise attack.

On the other side, it seemed that Ah Fei didn't hear the response from outsiders, so he tentatively called out: "Senior Didara?"

"Ha! Ah Fei! Suffer!!" Didara kicked open the bathroom door.

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Fascinating silence.

Suspending the successful smile on Didara's face, and the clean and tidy A Fei on the opposite side, what the hell!You are fucking kidding me! !You think you have a portable space is great! ! !

"It turns out that Senior Didara's motives for A Fei have always been impure!!" A Fei covered both sides of the mask with a look of ecstasy.

Hearing A Fei's words, Didara trembled angrily, raised his right hand and punched A Fei, and A Fei was sent flying out, hit the wall behind him, then slid off the wall and sat down on his buttocks. In the washbasin, damn it, my clothes are still there.

"Ah——Ah Fei's butt is wet!!" A Fei instantly bounced up and shook the water behind his pants.

Didara sneered, telling you to tease Xiaodi, turned to the washbasin, and found that there was nothing in it except water, eh? !Where are our clothes?

"Senior Didara, are you looking for this?"

Hearing the sound, Didala's pupils shrank. At this moment, it was Didala's chubby yellow chubby that was dangling in A Fei's hand.

Didara rushed forward with a stride, intending to snatch it: "Give it back to me, you idiot!"

A Fei jumped out of the bathroom sideways: "Senior Didara, A Fei helped you wash and dry." At the same time, he held the fat with both hands |

"A Fei, you bastard! Pervert!" Didara began to panic.

A Fei immediately pretended to be deeply shocked: "Senior Didala called A Fei like that, A Fei is so sad! Obviously the senior just wanted to see A Fei's body!"

"Fly!!! You can die a hundred times!!!"

Deidara went to the bed in an instant, picked up the small bag and tied it around his waist, and then started to make a bomb with both hands and threw it at A Fei. The explosion was successfully avoided by A Fei, but a hole was opened in the wall of the room to the outside.

Deidara, who lost his mind, continued to throw bombs wildly, and Ah Fei kept hiding in funny poses. The room was in a mess, and the original shape could no longer be seen.

"Senior Didala! Calm down! Calm down! We don't have any money to pay the hotel!!!" Ah Fei yelled at Didara while hiding.

Didara regained her sanity in an instant, oh no—my hard-earned money! !

"Pervert A Fei! Let's run away first, and I'll settle the score with you later!" Didara said while running out of the hole that was just blown out.

"Senior Didala~ Calling A Fei a pervert, A Fei is so hurt!" A Fei complained in a crying voice while running out with Didara.

Didara suppressed his anger, don't be as knowledgeable as Doubi, didn't he say that the best way to raise Doubi is to ignore him... um. ?