paranoid like you

Ye Muxiang's question was sharp and direct, but it was the most difficult question to answer, harder than all the competition questions Fu Chaosi had done.At this moment, he suddenly felt that science students are really annoying, and the way of thinking about problems is not tactful at all.

However, Ye Mo wanted to still hold onto his arm firmly.He felt the pain of being dragged by the other party, as if he couldn't hear the answer, Ye Mo would not let go.

"Fu Chaosi, answer me."

Fu Chaosi's high-speed brain searched for countless answers in less than a minute, and finally chose the smoothest answer, "In the United States, this is how you say good night to your friends."

After getting the answer, Ye Mu wanted to let go instantly, "Okay, I got it."

Then Ye Mo wanted to turn over, embed himself in the quilt, close his eyes and ignore him.

Fu Chaosi was stunned for a moment, then touched his sore left wrist with his right hand.Push open the door and walk out.

It wasn't that he didn't want to answer the question just now, but that he didn't know the correct answer at all.But in line with the persistence of science students who have questions, they must solve the answers.In the next few nights, he suffered from insomnia for several days trying to figure out the answer.Finally came to a conclusion - this question is beyond the outline.

……

Some time ago, I was busy shooting a promotional video, and later I caught up with my grandma and Ye Mu wanting to be hospitalized.Fu Chaosi ran to other people's place every day, and it had been a long time since he returned home from school with Big Zhang.

After school today, it's rare to go back with Big Zhang.The two were riding side by side on the road, and Fu Chaosi said suddenly, "Um... let me ask you something."

Fu Chaosi rubbed the tip of his nose, hesitant to speak.

Big Zhang glanced at him, "Say something quickly, brother Fu, you'll always be like a woman, so ink stained."

"It's just..." Fu Chaosi tried to test, "Have you ever had a physical reaction after seeing a man?"

"What?" The big man squeezed the brakes hard in fright, and subconsciously covered his collar, "Hey, I'll go, Brother Fu, are you?"

"Get out!" Fu Chaosi kicked the rear wheel of the opponent's car hard, "Brother, see if you can't be hard!"

The big man stepped on the ground with both feet to control his balance.Right at the peak of the evening, the sudden movements of the two aroused dissatisfaction from the surroundings.

"Then do you think other men can get hard?" Big Zhang was a little unhappy, "Hey, I'll go, Brother Fu, I won't treat you so differently. What's wrong with me? I'm not short! I don't deserve to let you Is it hard?"

Fu Chaosi got angry, and patted the back of the big man's head with his hands, "Get out! I don't think other men are tough." He lowered his head and coughed, "Just... just one person."

"Where is he so hard? How hard is the dick?" Encountering a red light ahead, the big man stopped by the side of the road.

"No, just look at the hands, mouth, back and so on." Fu Chaosi was usually quite shameless, but when this topic was brought up, he felt hot on his face.

"Why is it tough? Because it's mighty and majestic?" Big Zhang asked very straightforwardly.

"Not really, it's just..." The more Fu Chaosi said, the more he found it hard to say, "It's... pretty pretty."

"Hard every time? Hard at first sight?"

Fu Chaosi was like a well-behaved and obedient patient. Whatever the doctor asked, he answered, "No, it's just that if you drink too much, you will get hard."

"Then can you still get hard when you watch mao movies? The kind of women's movies."

"Nonsense! I'm not fucking impotent!"

"Okay! The case has been solved!" The big man supported the handlebar with one hand and patted him on the shoulder, "You are still straight."

Big Zhang said again in the tone of a person who has been here: "You must have drunk too much and treat her like a girl. Sometimes drinking too much can lead to confusion."

"But..." Fu Chaosi rubbed his hair, still feeling something was wrong.

Seeing that Fu Chaosi was still hesitant, Big Zhang continued: "Scientific studies have said that homosexuality is something that is born and cannot be changed. That is to say, if you are straight, you will never be curvy, and vice versa."

Fu Chaosi was thoughtful.

"Let's put it this way, now I strip Wu Yanzu and Hatano Yui. I put them all in front of you and let you sleep with one. Who do you choose?"

"Get out! Who the hell wants to sleep with a man with a rake!" Fu Chaosi was suffocating, fierce.

"This is terrible!" Zhang Dazi snapped his fingers, "You just drink too much and treat him like a girl, and you don't think he will be hard whenever you see him."

Fu Chaosi looked suddenly enlightened, "So that's it. Master Zhang, I'm convinced!"

Big Zhang was triumphant, and climbed up the pole, "It's a trivial matter, if you have any problems in this area in the future, you can always find me, the master, and the master will not charge you."

Fu Chaosi suddenly felt relaxed, "Then tell me, can I get so close to him in the future?"

"How close?"

"It's nothing, just hug your shoulders, touch your hands and so on."

"Hey, I'm going, when did you become so restrained? There's nothing wrong with that, we're all men." Big Zhang pointed at himself, "Brother Fu, even if you want to pet my bird now, I'll let you pet it." .Besides, when you come back from Da Laomei, don’t you kiss each other every day? Touching your hand is nothing!"

Fu Chaosi felt that his insomnia in the past few days was nothing but idle pain. If he knew that he would find a master, he would suddenly be enlightened, and he was fine.He was suddenly in a good mood, and while pedaling the car, he stretched out his arms and put his arms around him, "Come on, I'll treat Master to a big meal tonight."

"Hey, no, I got the third worst score in the monthly exam last time, and my dad almost killed me. He restricted my access, and I have to go home after school." The big Zhang was a little tired.

"Just tell your dad to come to my house, and I'll make up lessons for you, and make sure you improve by ten in the final exam class."

Ever since Big Zhang's parents learned that Fu Chaosi had such excellent grades.Fu Chaosi directly became the child of someone else's family in the eyes of Da Dazi's parents, nagging in Da Dazi's ear every day.

"Hey, I'll go! Brother Fu, are you serious? Don't fuck me. I'll take this exam again next time. My dad will beat me to death."

Fu Chaosi glanced at Zhang Zhang's crotch, "Don't worry, I'll keep it for you!"

Big Zhang called his family and heard that it was Fu Chaosi who helped their son make up lessons. The parents readily agreed not to say anything, and simply let their son stay overnight.

Today was Friday, and the two of them rode their bicycles for a long time. Many delicious restaurants near the school were overcrowded.Later, the two simply bought some takeaways, and took a bag of beer back to Fu Chaosi's house.

The topic of adolescent boys is not games, sports, or girls.

When the meal was almost finished, Big Zhang clinked glasses with Fu Chaosi, "By the way, Brother Fu, it's just your girl, when will I bring you out to meet her?"

Knowing who he was referring to, Fu Chaosi shook his head, "You listened to Zhang Shuai's nonsense! Where did I get my date from?"

"Hey, I'll go! No, I'm still curious about how many beautiful girls can get into your eyes."

The shadow that suddenly appeared in his mind made Fu Chaosi, who was a little drunk, shake his heart.He hurriedly shook his head, "By the way, how are you and your first-year partner?"

"It's not good, she has been refusing to see me." The big guy sat slumped on the sofa, and he was a little unhappy when he heard this topic.

Fu Chaosi was a little dizzy at first, after hearing what the other party said, he almost threw the wine bottle out, "Have you two met?"

Big Zhang shook his head.

"Then have you seen her photo?" Fu Chaosi asked.

Seeing the big man drooping his head without making a sound, Fu Chaosi had already guessed the result.

"No, you two haven't even met face to face, so you're in a relationship?" Fu Chaosi was confused by the other party's so-called love, and kindly comforted him, "Don't be fooled by others."

The big man hangs his head, depressed, "She's not that kind of person."

"You didn't ask her why?" Although Fu Chaosi had never had a girlfriend, it was obviously unreasonable not to meet her.

"I asked, she said that she thinks that when we meet, she will care about those unimportant appearances, and it's fine now." The big man took another two sips sullenly, looking uncomfortable.

Fu Chaosi disdained, "I think she might be an ugly monster or a scammer, don't get too involved."

Big Zhang shook his head, "No, she is really kind to me, caring and kind. We have known each other for so long, she has never asked me for a penny, and she often sends me things." Big Zhang stretched out With her left hand out, she looked proud, "Here, she made this bracelet for me by herself, how beautiful is it?"

The big Zhang rubbed the red string on his wrist with a look of Huaichun, Fu Chaosi's scalp felt numb, it was so damn responsive.

"Aren't you afraid that she's ugly?" Fu Chaosi asked.

"I really like her as a person, and I like her appearance."

Da Zhang's tone is firm, sincere and unswerving, and it seems that he can propose marriage in the next second.

Fu Chaosi patted the other party's shoulder, "Dude, I admire her! Brother, I wish you see her soon and wish you happiness."

Saying that, Fu Chaosi clinked glasses with Zhang Daguo, "Come on, do it for your love! After drinking enough, go to sleep, she will always be in my dreams!"

"Dry!"

The next day, Fu Chaosi was woken up by a big leg pressing on his chest.

They drank too much last night, and the two fell asleep directly on the sofa.He subconsciously flipped through his phone to check the time, but saw a missed call, which was thought by Ye Mu.Almost twenty hours have passed since I missed the call at seven o'clock last night.

He thought about it, and called back.

"Sorry, I didn't hear it last night. What's the matter?" Fu Chaosi rubbed his messy hair, his voice still a little hoarse as if he just woke up.

"It's okay." Ye Mo thought, his tone was still dull.

"Huh?" Fu Chaosi was a little unwilling, "Are you all right?"

The other end of the phone was quiet for a moment, then continued: "Grandma bought fish yesterday and wants to invite you to my house for dinner."

The last time I came to Ye Mu to miss home, he loved the fish that Ye Mu wanted to cook, so grandma probably remembered it.

Before Fu Chaosi could answer the call, he heard his grandmother's voice on the phone, "Xiaosi still has fish to eat today!"

Fu Chaosi bent his lips, and immediately said, "I can go today, and I bring the fish to the door. I can also do the dishes, Chef Ye, what a treat!"

The other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then heard grandma's voice again, "Xiaoye, is Xiaosi coming? Hurry up and persuade him to come!"

Hearing grandma's voice, Fu Chaosi was secretly happy, but he was not in a hurry to reply.

"Then come over tonight." Ye Mu wanted to say.