paranoid like you

"I left in such a hurry, why don't you come in and sit for a while?" Fu Chaosi felt that Ye Mo wanted to be more indifferent today than before. Even though the relationship between the two had eased a lot before, today it became the same as before, completely unhuman. .

However, Ye Muxiang treated him like air, leaving only Fu Chaosi standing blankly at the elevator door.

Did I make him angry?

No, why is he as uncertain as a girl?

For Ye Muxiang who suddenly ignored him, Fu Chaosi felt a little blocked.But I don't know where this strange feeling came from. I couldn't find the reason and couldn't figure out the direction. Finally, I took out my phone and opened Baidu.

[I made my buddy angry, how can I make him happy? 】

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[The Frog Prince and his fourth master] What should I do?Salad!

[Everyone in the Northeast is a living Lei Feng] Oh, let me go!Why are you so inked, old man!It's all men who have grudges, take a bath with a little wine, and play billiards all night, everything will be resolved!Our elders, just one word, cool!

Fu Chaosi flipped through his phone's Baidu and muttered, "I can't drink any more wine, it's too late, but taking a bath and playing billiards is a good choice."

It just so happens that tomorrow is the weekend, so I have an appointment with Ye Mu and I want to go play billiards for an afternoon, have dinner, and take a bath together in the evening, it's cool!

The image of Ye Mu wanting to soak in the pool with him completely naked emerged in Fu Chaosi's mind. The upper body of the other party was submerged in the water, leaving only a clean shoulder, which glowed seductively in the misty water.

Chen Bu. Groove!

Fu Chaosi slapped himself!What the hell am I thinking!

After a moment of relief, he suddenly remembered what he said before he grew up. He was a pure straight man, and it was impossible for him to bend, so he thought about what was wrong, and he didn't break the law.

Fu Chaosi suddenly understood.

Early the next morning, after he cleaned himself up, he didn't want to say hello to Ye Mu in advance, and went directly to the other party's house.

When he arrived, Ye Moxiang was sitting on a recliner by the balcony, reading a book on physics science.

His sudden visit also surprised Ye Moxiang, "Why are you here?"

Fu Chaosi didn't answer his question, grabbed the book in his hand and threw it aside, "What book are you reading in broad daylight, go, have fun with brother!"

Fu Chaosi directly dragged him into a billiard hall.

"I don't know how to type this." Ye Mo wanted to lose his sentence, turned around and was about to leave.

Fu Chaosi hugged him tightly, "Don't leave in a hurry, you don't know how to teach you, life should be fun, don't you think?"

After all, Ye Mu wanted to say that he couldn't speak to the stalker Fu Chaosi, the two of them had a table, and Ye Mo wanted to choose a club to take the first shot.

"That's not how you hit it. Your body should lie down a little bit more." Fu Chaosi approached the opponent, and lightly pressed his back with his palm, "Like this, your eyes should be on the same level as the club."

Seeing that Ye Muxiang's body was still not down enough, he simply bent over and lay on the opponent's back, with his lips against the pinna and said, "It's right like this, understand?"

The other party kept the current action stuck in place, stopped for a few seconds and said, "Fu Chaosi."

"Ok?"

"You... are too close."

Fu Chaosi didn't take it seriously, "Whether it's close or not, why, you are a big man, you are afraid that I will take advantage of you!"

Ye Mo didn't want to speak.

"Don't worry, I'm a straight man, I won't do anything to you!"

Ye Moxiang failed to hit the first shot after all, pushed Fu Chaosi away, put the club back to its original position, glanced at the phone and said: "I have something to do, go back first

It is. ”

"Let's go now? Haven't played yet!"

The other party ignored his words and threw him aside again.

Is this not to cheer you up, but to make you angry again?Thinking about taking a good bath is also soaking in soup?

The next day, when Fu Chaosi was supposed to sleep late in the morning, Fu Chaosi was woken up by his own headache.He was weak all over, and his throat seemed to be smoking.At this moment, the phone rang.

Fu Chaosi struggled to pull out his phone, and Zhang Shuai's voice came in, "Hey! Brother Fu, hurry up and come out to play! Our school! Everyone is here, and you are the only one missing!"

Fu Chaosi's throat was dry and sore, he forced out a few words, "Not today."

"My mother, Brother Fu, is your voice sick?"

"En." Fu Chaosi lay on the bed, not wanting to say a word.

"That's fine, then you should take a good rest and make an appointment when you recover from your illness."

After hanging up the phone, Fu Chaosi was sore all over, his head ached and he was dizzy, and when he remembered to drink, he was too uncomfortable to move.

He was curled up on the bed, his whole body was dry and hot, his stomach was overwhelmed, and he couldn't sleep even when he wanted to sleep.

When he finally fell asleep, he was awakened by a knock on the door.

Grass!

Fu Chaosi was upset for a while, he must have come to check the gas meter again.During the previous investigations, Fu Chaosi was still in school, and he had posted several notices on his door.

At this time, he felt so uncomfortable that the ghost went to open the door for him.He put the pillow over his head, trying to silence the noise coming from outside the door.

After knocking on the door for a while, it finally stopped.

However, before Fu Chaosi could feel comfortable for a while, the phone rang.He didn't even look at it, just hung up.But the person on the other end of the phone didn't give up, and kept calling.

Fu Chaosi couldn't bear it any longer, took out his phone, "Fast!"

"Open the door."

Fu Chaosi was startled by the familiar voice, and opened his eyes to look at the phone.

It was Ye Muxiang.

Before he could recover, the person on the other end of the phone said again: "Open the door, I'm at your door."

Fu Chaosi was in a daze, and quickly struggled to get up from the bed.

Opening the door, she met Ye Muxiang's cold face.

"You... why are you here?"

Ye Mo wanted to ignore him, and reached out to put his hand on his forehead, "You have a fever, don't you know?"

Ye Muxiang's palm was very cold, and he lightly pressed it against his forehead, feeling refreshed for a while.

Fu Chaosi felt dizzy, "Probably...you know."

Ye Moxiang frowned and brought him to the bed.After taking a glass of water, he took out a tablet from his bag and handed it to him, "It's fever-reducing, take it."

Fu Chaosi just took the cup and swallowed the pill.

Seeing Ye Mu want to lower his head, he froze on the spot.

Fu Chaosi followed the trend and looked over, it was Yuanyuan rubbing against Ye Moxiang's leg.

"This cat is..." Ye Mo wanted to ask.

"Oh, it's the one under the tree by the side of the road last time." After drinking the water, Fu Chaosi's throat felt much more comfortable.

"You brought it back?" Ye Mo thought with surprise in his eyes.

Fu Chaosi leaned against the bed, rubbed the tip of his nose, "Just... when I went back that day, it barked so annoyingly by the side of the road, it hurt my head when I heard it,

At once……"

Fu Chaosi didn't want to say half of what he said, feeling that he was insulting his IQ.

Seeing Yuanyuan rubbing against Ye Moxiang's feet, he quickly took this opportunity to change the subject, "Yuanyuan, stop rubbing around, come here."

"Round round?"

I rely on!It's over!

Fu Chaosi looked embarrassed, "Oh, it doesn't look like it's quite round, so... just raised it casually."

Specially calling the cat the same nickname as Ye Muxiang is obviously courting death.Fortunately, Ye Muxiang didn't care, bent down and hugged Yuanyuan, with a gentle and pampering tone, "Are you hungry, Yuanyuan?"

Fu Chaosi pouted.

Tough to talk to me, so gentle to a cat.ill!

The other party's words reminded Fu Chaosi that he really didn't have time to feed the cat today, and said, "The cat food is on the leftmost shelf in the kitchen."

Ye Mo wanted to hold Yuanyuan in his arms, and went to the kitchen together.After a while, he came out with a bag of cat food, frowning, "You gave it this?"

"Ang, what's the matter? I bought the most expensive one."

When he went to the supermarket, he didn't understand these things, he only knew that expensive ones must be better.

Ye Mo didn't want to speak, turned and left the bedroom.

Listening to the commotion outside, Ye Moxiang seemed to be tossing around in the kitchen.But after taking the medicine, he felt a little drowsy, and he couldn't think about anything else, so he fell asleep soon.

Later, he was awakened by the delicious smell of rice.

Ye Mo wanted to sit beside him with a bowl in hand, "It's time to eat."

White porridge and two plain side dishes looked delicious, Fu Chaosi pointed to the rice bowl, "Did you bring this bowl from home?"

Ye Mo wanted to remain expressionless, "What else?"

That's right, he doesn't have anything at home.

The other party handed the porridge bowl in front of him, "It may be a little hot, let it cool before eating."

Fu Chaosi still leaned on the bed and didn't answer, "My hands are weak, I need someone to feed me."

Ye Mo wanted to pinch his brows, "Fu Chaosi, don't push yourself too hard."

"When you were in the hospital, I was busy working like a cow and a horse. Now you can't even feed me?"

Seeing Ye Mo wanted to sigh softly, took a spoonful of porridge, put it on his lips and blew it, and brought it to his mouth.

Fu Chaosi stopped smiling, opened his mouth to drink the porridge, the taste was especially soft and sweet.

After the meal, Ye Mu wanted to settle him down for a rest, so he went out.

Fu Chaosi slept all afternoon, and his body felt much better.When I woke up, it was already dark.

Ye Mo wanted to make dinner for him, and fed Yuanyuan again.

After tidying up the kitchen, Ye Mo wanted to take out a new bag of cat food, "I'll give this to Yuanyuan in the future, your previous one was for people over one year old, it's too small now, it won't be easy to digest."

Yuanyuan, who was snuggling up to him under the quilt, heard Ye Mo want to call its name.Quickly jumped into the arms of the other party, squinting and begging for favor

Look

Fu Chaosi was upset and said in a sour tone, "Thank you godfather quickly, let's see how kind your godfather is to you."

Yuanyuan seemed to understand, and yelled at Ye Muxiang twice.

"What godfather?" Ye Mo wanted to scratch Yuanyuan's chin with his index finger.

"I approve, and you will be Yuanyuan's godfather from today." Fu Chaosi said.

Ye Mo didn't want to refute, and put Yuanyuan on the bed again, "Go to bed early, I'm going back."

"Aren't you going to stay with me on the bed?" Fu Chaosi's mind became hot, and he said what he was thinking.