paranoid like you

"No. I heard gossip from those gossip girls at school." Zhang Shuai squinted his eyes and arched him. "Today we can just taste it."

Fu Chaosi pursed his lips, and gave Zhang Shuai a white look, "I've never seen you doing nonsense here, what are you showing off?"

"Hey, no one has eaten it anyway, anyway, I still know, what's wrong with me showing off?" The more Zhang Shuai talked, the more shameless he became, and he turned to Ye Mu and thought, "Don't you think so, Mu Xiang?"

Ye Mo wanted to ignore the two of them completely, and walked forward with his schoolbag on his back.

"Look at how shameless you are, it's as if you cook delicious food yourself." Fu Chaosi took out the mineral water in his bag, took a sip and ignored him.

Zhang Shuai put his arms around his shoulders, "But you said you just wanted to be like this. I really can't blame other girls for liking him. He is handsome and studies well, and he can cook like that. If I were a girl, I would also want to marry him!"

"Get out! Stop daydreaming about your virtue, there's no way!" Fu Chaosi pushed Zhang Shuai away, and walked several steps forward.

Zhang Shuai's voice came from behind, "Hey, I said Ye Mu wanted to shut up, what's the matter with you, why are you so angry!"

Fu Chaosi looked at Ye Muxiang who was walking in front of him, his thin back against the sun was bright and dazzling, and he remembered what Zhang Shuai said just now, and the nameless resentment in his heart surged up again, and he couldn't suppress it.

Longjin Mountain is high and steep, and several people climbed for more than an hour before climbing halfway.Seeing that it was noon, a few people ate a bowl of noodles at the rest stop in the mountain, and continued on their way.

Finally at three o'clock in the afternoon, we arrived at the farmhouse on the top of the mountain.

Zhang Shuai booked three rooms in total, all of which were standard rooms.There is nothing to discuss, Ye Mu wants to share with Xiang Yang, he and Zhang Da, Zhang Shuai and Feng_.

As soon as Fu Chaosi and Big Zhang arrived at the room, before they put down their luggage and had no time to rest, Zhang Shuai called everyone to his room and began to make dinner recipes.

The kitchen at the farmhouse can be used by residents. Zhang Shuai didn't ask Ye Muxiang's opinion at all. He took out a pen and paper and asked everyone to report the name of the dish they wanted to eat.

When it was Fu Chaosi's turn to speak, he blurted out without thinking, "I want to eat braised fish, the one made by the top student is delicious."

As soon as he finished speaking, he hadn't turned around yet, but the others were stunned.

Zhang Shuai's pen tip was still leaning on the paper, with his mouth half-opened, "Brother Fu, have you eaten?"

"Ah?" Fu Chaosi realized that he had slipped his tongue and rubbed the tip of his nose, "No, I guessed it!"

In fact, after thinking about it, he seemed to admit that it was no big deal to admit that he had eaten.But somehow, at that moment, I suddenly felt guilty.

After memorizing the menu, Zhang Shuai patted his thigh and directed, "Okay, then let's act now. That Xiangyang, Mr. Zhang, you two go pick vegetables, and we go catch fish."

"What? You have to catch the fish now?" Fu Chaosi suspected that he had heard it wrong.

"Ang, farmhouse music, of course you have to do it yourself." Zhang Shuai raised his eyebrows, "How about it? It's enough for the farmhouse."

Fu Chaosi looked at the other party's coquettishness, and almost spit out the noodles at noon.

Several people took their fishing nets to the fish pond built by the owner of the farmhouse.The water was unexpectedly clear, and the fish in the water could be seen clearly.Several teenagers took off their shoes and went directly into the river.

Fu Chaosi was afraid of wearing long trousers in the sun, so he had nothing to do, so he could only roll up the trouser legs.Fortunately, the water is not deep, and it is almost enough to reach the knees.

Turning his head, he saw Ye Muxiang, who was wearing long trousers like him, and was also pulling up his trouser legs.It was also the first time for Fu Chaosi to see Ye Muxiang's long and straight calves, which glowed white in the sun.

Several people went into the water one after another, and they were able to catch fish well at first, but then they completely cheered up and started splashing water.The trouser legs just now were basically white, and the whole body was soaked.

Fu Chaosi couldn't control himself again, turned to look at Ye Moxiang, who was also drenched from the splash.The white T-shirt on his body was soaked in water and stuck to his body, his rosy skin, two spots on his chest and the muscles in his lower abdomen were faintly visible.

He swallowed unconsciously, pressing his forehead and suddenly became upset.Cursing secretly, he took off his sunscreen and handed it to Ye Moxiang, "Put this on."

Ye Mo wanted to be confused by his strange behavior, and looked at him sideways.

Regardless of the other party's wishes, Fu Chaosi directly stuffed the clothes into his arms, "Put it on, or I'll have a headache!"

Ye Mo wanted to be a sensible person after all, so he put on his shirt without asking any further questions.

They were about the same size, Ye Moxiang was only two or three centimeters shorter than him, and the clothes fit him very well.

Several people spent a long time trying to fish while playing, and finally caught two fish.

When Ye Mo wanted to cook this time, Fu Chaosi didn't shamelessly follow him, but played poker with Zhang Shuai and the others.

After everything was arranged, the sumptuous delicacies were finally served.After a few teenagers were full of food and drink, they started clamoring to play games.

Zhang Shuai didn't know where to buy a card game similar to "You ask me to answer".

Fu Chaosi suspected that this game was specially prepared for Big Zhang.Among the six people who came out to play today, three were first in grades and two were top ten in grades. Only Zhang Da was the tail of a crane. Why bother playing this kind of childish game where you ask me to answer.

According to the description, this game card involves 1000 childish questions from various primary and secondary schools and even kindergartens. Everyone takes turns to answer them.

The first question from Zhang Shuai.

The topic is: What is the first Chinese character learned in elementary school textbooks?

"Who the hell knows that?" Zhang Shuai was stunned.

Lose the card directly to draw the card.

The punishment is: tell the truth, what is the most number of masturbation in a day?

So far, everyone knows that Zhang Shuai can masturbate 23 times a day.

Big Zhang couldn't bear it any longer, he thumped Zhang Shuai's back, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Hey, I'm going! Zhang Dashuai, have you heard a famous saying through the ages? Forced to blow up, brother, listen to my advice." He said while watching Looking at the other party's crotch, he said earnestly: "It's better to take it easy than anything else."

"Fuck, Zhang Simiao, fuck you!" Zhang handsomely held up the wine bottle, chasing and beating the big guy all over the room.

Then it was Zhang Daguo's turn to answer the question.

The topic is: what is the first thing you do when you arrive in kindergarten?

Big Zhang replied, "Change your shoes?"

No need to say anything, just draw cards.

Punishment title: Kiss your right forehead.

Fu Chaosi glanced at the right side of the big man, and gasped.

It is Xiangyang.

Zhang Shuai, who had been hurt for a long time by the big guy just now, now finally got the chance, and made a fuss from the sidelines as if he was not bored after watching a good show.

"Hey, Big Zhang, let me tell you, if you are a man, don't be cowarded by them, if you can afford to play, you have to afford to lose!"

Fu Chaosi looked at the embarrassed Zhang Dazi and Xiangyang, and rubbed his brows.

The big man Zhang was reluctant at first, but was ridiculed by Zhang Shuai for a long time like a woman.In a fit of anger, he really kissed Xiang Yang's forehead.

With this mouthful, the faces of the two parties burned red on the spot.

Fu Chaosi glanced around subconsciously.

Zhang Shuai clapped his hands and made a fuss, Feng Yi still looked like a young man Huaichun, Ye Moxiang lowered his head and took a sip of water, expressionless.

Before the other people's embarrassing scenes were finished, it was his turn.Fu Chaosi must have answered the question incorrectly, so he simply drew a penalty card.

Punishment topic: When was the last time you had a loved one?

Fu Chaosi's hand stroking his hair froze in the air, and his back was covered with sweat.Guiltyly sneaking a glance at Ye Muxiang, the other party still lowered his head, unable to guess his mood.Zhang Shuai rubbed his palms with anticipation on his face, "Brother Fu, hurry up man, don't smudge. You can't lie. The instructions say that you will get retribution for lying."

Fu Chaosi seemed to be strangled by someone, unable to speak.

"You and your choking little chili pepper, you must have a lot of enthusiasm, talk quickly." Zhang Shuai couldn't sit still excitedly, and poked his arm vigorously while shaking.

Fu Chaosi couldn't understand why Zhang Shuai was still obsessed with the little pepper after so long.He held his forehead and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, "A few months... a few months ago..."

"Which month is a few months?" Zhang Shuai was not satisfied with the answer, and continued poking his arm and squinting and asked, "Where did you kiss? Your house or hers? Or the grove? Is there any further?"

Fu Chaosi's arm hurt from being poked by Zhang Shuai, and he pushed him away, "Why are you so fucking annoying, keep going, this problem is over."

Zhang Shuai pursed his lips and didn't bother anymore.

Next it was Ye Moxiang's turn, and the topic that was drawn was: What is the last word in the text of the fourth elective textbook of high school chemistry?

The six people who are doing it are all high school students, but this question is enough to make everyone curse.Before Ye Mu could answer, Zhang Shuai excitedly took out the penalty card for him to draw.

Ye Moxiang didn't draw any cards, and said slowly, "Corrosion is eclipse."

Zhang Shuai was dubious, turned out the answer and glanced at it, then couldn't close his mouth in shock.

Seeing Zhang Shuai's bewildered expression, several other people realized that Ye Muxiang had answered correctly.

"My mother! It's too scary, you know it all." Zhang Shuai was completely blown up, stood up and stepped on the stool and clenched his fists, "I'm convinced! I'm completely convinced!"

Next it was Feng Yi's turn. Not surprisingly, he still didn't answer the question correctly.The title of his punishment is: passionately kiss the lips of the person to your left.

To Feng Yi's left is the last person who answered the question.

Hearing this punishment, Fu Chaosi unconsciously bent his fingers on the armrest.The heart stopped for several beats, and I almost couldn't catch my breath.

Shameless Zhang Shuai started cheering and booing again, Feng Yi shyly scratched his hands, as for Ye Muxiang, still expressionless, Fu Chaosi looked even more upset.

"Hey! Let me tell you one by one, you're out of shit luck. Just thinking about it, Ye Mo wonders how many girls are waiting to propose marriage! You caught up with me today!" Zhang Shuai booed.

Feng Yi was pushed in front of Ye Muxiang, with thick glasses hanging on his face, he tightly clutched the corner of his clothes and approached Ye Muxiang.

The distance between the two is getting closer, but Ye Muxiang still looks like he has nothing to do with him, and he can't guess any emotions on his expressionless face.

The surroundings suddenly became quiet, and Fu Chaosi could only hear his heart beating wildly, hitting his chest desperately.Feng Yi was still slowly approaching, so close that there was only about ten centimeters left.

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