[Ancient 2] The heroine is a zombie

Because Chu Yao kept shouting that she was hungry to eat meat, Chu Yao's 'lunch' time was greatly advanced.It's just that Chu Yao was not very happy when eating this time, because an unexpected guest came and stared at her all the time.

"Have you been staring at me to see what's the matter? Or are you also hungry and want to eat?" Chu Yao stretched out the bowls and chopsticks in her hand.

"It's all stained with your saliva, I don't want it!" The girl snorted, looked at Chu Yao with a slightly disgusted look, and then looked at the dishes in front of her, "It looks ugly, you are so big, You can’t even cook, you’re ashamed!”

"Oh, that's it. I also want to say that this is Xie Yi's cooking, you might like it. Speaking of which, you are amazing. You have never seen or eaten my cooking. You know that I cook very well. It's unpalatable. You are really good!" Chu Yao withdrew her hand, nodded vigorously, and then continued to eat.

"...Thank you...Brother Xie Yi for cooking." The girl stared blankly at the food in front of her, and began to stammer.

"By the way, it doesn't matter if you came here yesterday and today again?" Chu Yao asked.

"Hmph, I'm here to find Brother Xie Yi, I like it, it's none of your business." The girl regained her senses and continued to pouted and snorted coldly.

"No, I'm just asking." Chu Yao raised her head and glanced at the girl, then continued to work hard.What a delicious meat, it is too painful to watch but not to eat.

"He eats so much, he's not reserved at all, he looks like a man. His hair grows like weeds, and his nails are so long that he doesn't know how to trim them. Cut! I really don't understand why brother Xie Yi brought you back." The girl looked up at Chu Yao, and said with a little disgust.

"Didn't your mother tell you to be polite?" Chu Yao put down her chopsticks and faced the girl, "Haven't you read the book? It says that women have long hair but short knowledge. Therefore, short hair means long knowledge. It's so simple You don't even understand the reason?"

"Nonsense...nonsense! Why don't I know which book has this truth! You are clearly nonsense!"

"Hey, let's say you have short knowledge. You don't know what I know. Your knowledge is shorter than mine, but my hair is shorter than yours. So, long hair but short knowledge, is that right?" Chu Yao Spread your hands.

"...Okay...it seems to make sense." The girl hesitated a little as she stroked her long braid.

"Also, do you know what happens when women fight?" Chu Yao rubbed the girl's head and continued to fool around.

The girl thought for a while, then shook her head.

Chu Yao continued: "Women always pull each other's hair when they fight, and scratch their claws desperately on other people's faces. So, the longer the nails, the more advantageous it is to fight. The longer the hair, the easier it is for others to scratch Stay weak, like this."

As she said that, Chu Yao grabbed the girl's croissant braid and 'lightly' pulled it aside.

Girl: "...QAQ"

Seeing the girl pouted and was about to cry again, Chu Yao explained: "Don't cry, I'm using the actual situation to tell you this truth, think about it, you can catch me with short hair like me braid?"

The girl suppressed the tears in her eyes, then thought for a while, then continued to shake her head.

"So, long hair not only short of knowledge, but also easy to be caught in braids during fights. Since long hair has so many disadvantages, you should cut your hair as soon as you get home!" Chu Yao concluded.

The girl lowered her head, thought about it carefully, and instantly made a mistake: "It makes sense, I will ask my mother to cut my hair for me as soon as I get home!"

Chu Yao patted the girl's head in relief, and continued to pick up the bowls and chopsticks to start eating.Hmph, if you can't eat her, you are not allowed to play with her yourself!Of course, how could a simple-minded zombie like her take this opportunity to take revenge on a girl who speaks out loud.What she said just now is definitely a kind 'teaching', definitely not a fool!She didn't know the ancient people's "body and skin, received by parents, dare not hurt, this is the beginning of filial piety" or something.

The girl suddenly walked to Chu Yao's side, and poked Chu Yao with her elbow: "...Hey, by the way, have you seen Brother Xie Yi's appearance?"

After Chu Yao's careful 'teaching' just now, the girl's favorability value for Chu Yao has risen up, up.

"I haven't seen it. Why, do you want to watch it?" Chu Yao continued to eat without raising her head.

"I don't want to see it! I'm just saying that you, living with brother Xie Yi, you can't even see his face, don't you find it curious?" the girl insisted.

"The book says that if you wear a mask for a long time and dare not show your true colors in front of people, you are either an ugly man who is angry with others and has no salt, or a beautiful man who is both angry and angry."

"Brother Xie Yi is not..."

"Of course, Xie Yi is not an ugly man. So he is the handsome man in the back." Chu Yao interrupted the girl and continued to ask, "Do you know what a prostitute is?"

"What is that prostitute?" The girl looked at Chu Yao innocently.

"Prostitution thieves are also called flower pickers. They are usually men, and they like the big girls with yellow flowers who have not left the court. They are perverted and lustful." Chu Zombie started to mislead his children again.

"But what does this have to do with Brother Xie Yi?"

"Hey, since there are male thieves in the world, why can't there be female thieves?" Chu Yao asked back.

"...That's right. But brother Xie Yi is so powerful, would he still be afraid of prostitutes?" The girl was puzzled.

"Why not?" Chu Yao said seriously, "There are people beyond people, and mountains beyond mountains. No matter how powerful Xie Yi is, there must be someone stronger than him in this world. I think Xie Yi is probably just taking precautions." Those who are more powerful than him and have coveted him!"

The girl was instantly overwhelmed by the huge amount of information, and her mind automatically described a story of a female hooligan who snatched Xie Yi to become Mrs. Yazhai.

"...That's really scary! Could it be true?" The girl looked at Chu Yao with concern.

"Who knows, why don't you ask Xie Yi immediately." Chu Yao just finished speaking when she saw Xie Yi walking in with a plate of dishes.

"Ask me what?" Xie Yi put the dishes on the table and asked suspiciously.

"Brother Xie Yi, brother Xie Yi." The girl saw Xie Yi and immediately ran over, "Brother Xie Yi, we are wondering why you are wearing a mask, we want to see what you look like."

"Oh, so that's the case. I wear a mask just for convenience, and later because of various matters, I forgot about it." Xie Yi said, and stretched out his hand to take off his mask, revealing his gentle and handsome face.

Girl: ⊙o⊙! !Brother Xie Yi is so beautiful!Could it be that, as Sister Chu Yao said, it was to avoid female prostitutes?

Chu Yao: =. =Look at the nympho girl, could it be that Xie Yi is such a handsome guy?Doesn't it just look like that, a mouth, a nose and two eyes.Is it just a little more complete than zombies like ordinary humans?

"What's wrong?" Xie Yi looked suspiciously at the two people who didn't respond.

"Brother Xie Yi, brother Xie Yi, girl, let me marry you in the future, so that you will no longer be a virgin, and female prostitutes will not come to you." The girl rushed up, hugged Xie Yi, Said eagerly.

Xie Yi: "...??" A girl with yellow flowers?Female whore thief?What is going on? !

Chu Yao turned her head, it's none of her business, she doesn't know anything.

The author has something to say:

Chu Yao is just a little doll who can fool a girl.Today's score, I double updated again! [with a smile on his waist