[Ancient 2] The heroine is a zombie

Let's say that Chu Yao gave up on herself when she failed to learn spiritual power, oh no, she just let nature take its course and planned to use her original method to conquer the world.First of all, we must attack Xie Yi.Second, Xie Yi must be killed.Then, destroy humans.Finally, rule the world again.The future is bright, but the road is tortuous, but Chu Yao will not give up.It's just that before Xie Yi is eliminated, she should "adapt to human life" peacefully.

A few days later, when Chu Yao had a general understanding of the town, the girl who hadn't seen her for a few days also came to the door, grabbed Chu Yao's sleeve, and looked aggrieved.

"Sister Chu Yao, you lied to me. My mother said that the length of your hair has nothing to do with your knowledge. It would be ugly if your hair was as long as your sister's. Nails that are too long will be very inconvenient for doing anything, and they will be dirty and unhygienic. It is enough to have a man in the fight, and we girls will be at home with our husbands and children when we grow up." A few days later, the girl looked at Chu Yao and pouted.

After the girl heard what Chu Yao said, she asked her mother to cut her hair when she got home, but she refused to cut her nails when they grew. Therefore, the girl was severely "educated" by her mother Only then did the girl realize that many of what Chu Yao told herself were wrong.So, the girl came to Chu Yao to seek justice, and in order to avoid being fooled again, the girl also brought her two little friends, Daniel and Erhu.

"I didn't lie to you. It's true that others will catch your braids when you fight." Chu Yao avoided the seriousness, "Didn't I personally test it for you before?"

"Leave the fight to us, girl, we will protect you, don't worry about being caught little pigtail." Da Niu patted his chest with a confident expression on his face.

"What kind of fights do girls have? My mother said that ordinary girls would not pull other people's hair like that." Er Hu echoed from the side.

Chu Yao glanced at the three people in front of her eyes, rubbed her head and thought about it, and then said flickeringly: "Short-sighted children, let me popularize the knowledge for you."

So, Chu Yao took out the bench and began to tell the three people about "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji".

"It is said that Zhou Zhiruo of the Emei Sect is the head of a sect. Her nails are inch-long. The nine-yin white bone claws are so powerful that each claw will leave five bloodstains. Even the most powerful martial arts at present. Zhang Wuji, who had the most potential, was defeated by her. And Zhou Zhiruo, a nun of the Emei sect, had very long nails, she had no man to protect her, and she fought very fiercely! It can be seen that her nails are long and her hair is short , How important that is. Moreover, this story tells us, don't trust men, they are unreliable!" Chu Yao bullied them that they had never watched Yi Tian Tu Long Ji, and changed the concept shamelessly.

"..." The girl lowered her head, looked at her ten fingers, and began to mutter, "It sounds so powerful, and it seems to be very reasonable."

Seeing the girl start to waver, Erhu and Daniu immediately stood up.

"Your story is just a story, who knows if what you said is true!" Erhu stood up, his face full of disbelief.

Daniel nodded, and continued: "Even if it's true, the girl is not the head of the Emei sect, and she shouldn't shoulder the heavy responsibility of a sect, why should she be so powerful. And, the most important point, if you say everything It's true, why do our mothers have long hair and short nails!"

After the girl heard this, her originally hesitant expression became firmer.

"That's right, that's it." The girl nodded.

Chu Yao thought for a while, and began to say: "That's because it's very difficult to connect the Nine Yin White Bone Claws. If you're not careful, you will go crazy, so few people keep long nails to practice Nine Yin White Bone Claws. Also, you know the hair Is there any use?"

"Hair is just hair, what's the use for it?" the girl asked back.

Daniel and Erhu shook their heads together.

So, Chu Yao began to tell them the story of the adaptation of "Rapunzel".

"The lady was locked up in a tall building by her vicious stepmother. There were no stairs, no door, and only one window. Her stepmother sent food up through the lady's long hair every day. Not long after, a noble son It was through this young lady's hair that she climbed to the tall building and rescued the young lady, and the two lived happily ever after. Therefore, long hair is also very useful."

After Chu Yao's story was finished, she thought she could successfully fool the three of them, but who knew that Daniel immediately stood up and asked questions one by one.

"Such a special building, why didn't other people see it, but this prince and noble son saw it. And since this lady's hair can lift a person up from the bottom of the building, why didn't this lady just use her hair to climb down and run out?" .”

Chu Yao: "..." The point is the hair, the hair.

"Even if the young lady is timid and dare not climb down alone, there are several guards around, and she cannot escape alone. Then before being rescued, how should the young lady's bathing water be lifted up? How to deal with it?"

"..." Chu Yao was still silent.She also saw it in the book, how did she know why.

"If it was the stepmother who carried these things up and down with a spell as powerful as brother Xie Yi's, then the stepmother would not need to use the young lady's hair to send the food up. Moreover, the stepmother sent the young lady up. Miss Shi's hair is very short. Since she can send things up during this period, she doesn't need to let this lady have such long hair to give her a chance to escape. Therefore, according to the above doubts, this matter is not at all Existence, sister Chu Yao, you are lying." Daniel looked at Chu Yao and said seriously.

"..." Chu Yao was still silent.What happened to Daniel, a famous detective Conan possessed? !

"This is just a story. I just told you that hair is very strong when twisted into strands. Let's talk about something closer to reality. Do you know the function of hair?" Chu Yao thought for a while, and then possessed Zhao Benshan again.

"Hair can be sold for money, hair can be used as a headgear, and hair can be used as a beard. The beard in Beijing opera is made of hair, so the hair is also very useful. This may be the purpose of your mother's long hair." Chu Yao concluded again .

"But didn't you say before that if your hair is too long, you will be caught in the pigtails. Sister Chu Yao, have you heard the story of "self-contradictory"?" Daniel once again hit the heart.

"..." Chu Yao was silenced by the question again.

Seeing the speechless Chu Yao being questioned, all three of them laughed triumphantly.

At this time, Xie Yi came out of the room, looked at the three people sitting in the courtyard with a 'harmonious' atmosphere, and smiled: "What are you talking about so happy.

"It was sister Chu Yao who was telling us the story of Yi Tian Tu Long Ji, and also told us a very important truth." Daniel spoke ahead of time, and looked at Xie Yi with a smile, "This is the story of an infatuated woman who betrays her heart. Sister Chu Yao said, This principle tells us that we cannot trust a man's words. Sister Chu Yao naturally does not trust Brother Xie Yi either."

"I really never said that." Chu Yao turned her head and looked at Xie Yi eagerly.

Erhu was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses, and went on to say: "But sister Chu Yao did tell us this story. She also said that she should keep her nails long, and what kind of nine-yin white bone claws should be practiced?" , so even Brother Xie Yi can't beat him."

"...I really didn't say that." Although she did have the idea of ​​defeating Xie Yi, she really didn't say that!

"Isn't it? The hero in it is brother Xie Yi, and the heroine is sister Chu Yao, and then sister Chu Yao practiced the nine-yin white bone claw to scratch brother Xie Yi to death. Sister Chu Yao told us this story just to tell us this Does it make sense?" Even the girl who has always been pure and kind also got along with her.

"I really never said that." Although Chu Yao really thought so.

"Xie Yi, I'm just telling them to rely on themselves and not others. It's really not a mess like what they said." Chu Yao looked at Xie Yi with as sincere eyes as possible.

Xie Yi didn't speak, just rubbed Chu Yao's head and smiled.

"Also, sister Chu Yao also said that she doesn't grow her hair, so brother Xie Yi can't catch her pigtails, and sister Chu Yao can catch brother Xie Yi's pigtails." Thinking that Chu Yao is not miserable enough, Daniel Keep adding fuel to the fire.

Seeing that there were no more than three people to talk about, Chu Yao raised her head and looked at Xie Yi anxiously, and found that Xie Yi's smile continued to deepen after listening to what they said.

"It turned out to be the case. Since this is the case, cut Chu Yao's hair. To prevent Chu Yao from scratching me to death with your nine-yin white bone claws, cut your nails too." So Xie Yi took out the scissors , holding Chu Yao's head, regardless of her objection, cut off her hair.Grabbing Chu Yao's hand, ignoring her resistance, Kacha Kacha cut off all of Chu Yao's nails again.

"..." Seeing the cleanly cut fingers with only fingernails, Chu Yao wanted to cry but had no tears.Zombie weapons are nails in addition to teeth, and most of the attacks on the hands occupy a very important position.For Xie Yi to do this was equivalent to wasting a lot of her attack power.

Chu Yao pursed her lips, feeling a little thankful that Xie Yi didn't pull out her teeth too.Chu Yao turned her head and saw the three people who were smiling gloatingly, and gritted their teeth viciously.These three unlucky kids, she didn't play with them!

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