[K] Saigon

I decided to attack Zhou Fangzun at night.

As for the reason - I have already said that I am afraid of the cold. When I discussed with Mama Kusanagi whether I should buy a heater or install an air conditioner, it is no surprise that he was equally righteous. He rejected me verbally, "It's been said that the weather in Japan is relatively cold and humid. It is easy to breed all kinds of mites and bacteria, which is really bad for your wounds, and the cold will pass."

Think of you as an aunt! Just hold on and pass!

Then I once again negotiated with Mama Kusanagi on the issue of needing an electric heater and electric blanket, and in exchange for his more righteous answer: "It is said that your wound is growing new flesh, and you can stand the electric heater What temperature?! What if you want to scratch it again if it itches, and if the scratch is damaged, what should you do?! Don’t buy it!”

Auntie, I promise I won't catch you...

Finally I showed my trump card, "If you don't buy me any of the above warm measures, I will attack Zhou Fangzun every night." I mean seriously, I didn't plan to joke with him but I don't know if it's my usual cuteness The reliability is really too low, Kusanagi Mama laughed off my threats.

He simply didn't believe that I would have the courage to attack a lazy lion at night.

This kind of thing is really unbearable even if my uncle can bear it, so I decided to attack Zhou Fangzun at night tonight.

For the sake of safety factor, I decided to report Anna and Lolita to go to the night attack together. Unfortunately, the little guy said that she also wanted to sleep with the lazy lion because "the respect is very warm." So I said that I am not the only one who is afraid cold!Anna, little loli, hurry up and hold my hand tightly, let's go to the night attack together.

When we opened the door to the basement, the guy was kicking the quilt with one hand stuffed in the black vest and putting it on his stomach. He seemed to be scratching his stomach and fell asleep halfway through scratching, or he felt a little itchy in his sleep, so he scratched it. Stomach—As for this habit of kicking the quilt while sleeping, I said that I stopped doing it when I was five years old, and I have never felt that the basement was so warm—this guy really looks like a human heater.

Auntie, I hugged Anna little loli and ran over - I used to sleep on the floor, this guy seems to continue to sleep on the floor after moving to the basement - Poor sleep quality is one thing, sleep is not picky Place is a good habit.Then he opened his eyes in a daze as soon as I lay down, and three seconds later I was thrown out by a man grabbing the collar of my shirt—maybe I should thank him for not letting me land on my back but on my stomach.

It's cold outside, I was wrapped in a quilt when I came here, but now I only have a shirt that I can barely wear, and I'm still barefoot, auntie—Zhou Fangzun, I hate you, you fucking lolicon, let me rub What happened to the heating, will you die or will you die or will you die or will you die!It's a big deal, I can't squat on the side wrapped in a quilt!

#How to live without heating#

Do you think that I will give up, auntie? !Do not joke!Besides, what's the matter if you don't even have a hair on your head and let me sleep on the stove?With a tough face and lines, one can tell that he is a tough guy...

Well, auntie, I admit that if your face is more rough and not melon-seeded, then it is almost my good mouth... I was thinking about whether to go up and get the quilt out and continue the night attack plan, the door was closed It opened like this, and then little Anna poked her head out from behind the door wearing a cute bear pajamas, "Sa, let's go together." She came forward and grabbed me with those warm and soft hands and pulled me in. In the room, the lazy lion breathed out through his nostrils and sat on another bunk in that black vest, "It's so annoying, the brat insists on sleeping with you."

Of course, I don't mind his attitude at all, because the temperature of that UPUPUP in the room alone is enough for my aunt and I to waver - ouch, it's so warm, it's so warm!Warm auntie, I said that I couldn't even hear what that guy was saying, so I lay down on the bed, hugged Anna and Lolita, and went to Zhou Gong contentedly.

Auntie, I will come to attack this guy at night in the future.

Well, bring little Anna Lolita.

Then the next day I saw a heater in my room—well, Kusanagi Mama, you finally figured it out.

Because recuperating is really a boring thing that can make people bubbling, so sometimes everyone will get together to play king games or something-after all... Well, you still need to relax on Sunday, don’t you?The night attack last night didn't seem to have any adverse effects, so Zhou Fangzun was forced by Duo Liang to participate, but this time I got the trump card, so I cleared my throat and said, "Student No. [-], please take off your clothes." Take off your clothes and run downstairs in panties, tie and white socks and say 'I'm gay' [-] times."

After a silence, Zhou Fangzun stood up with a dark face and began to undress.

Ma'am, I really didn't mean to...

He took off his clothes under everyone's horrified gazes, "No, Brother Zun, you really want to..." Hatta jumped up bluffing, and Kusanagi Mama, who was next to him, covered his face with one hand, "He's not serious about playing games." The problem of dying has reappeared..." I looked at everyone with a calm face "=口="—oh, except Duo Niang—they just looked at their boss wearing a pair of briefs—good figure—Bai Socks, and an impromptu tie, ran down with a dark face, Duo Niang stood up and patted her pants, "I'll go down and have a look." Then she followed with his old-fashioned video camera in a hurry.

Give Zhou Fangzun some wax, he will definitely want to burn this roll of film in the future.Oh, by the way, it is estimated that I will be burned out at the same time...

Can I apply to keep ash?

If someone in the underworld spreads rumors that Barbara's boss, Zhou Fangzun, is a perverted gay--it's not my fault...really...

When the lazy lion came up, his face was so dark that it could rain. Duo Niang held his old-fashioned camera and looked left and right, then made a V sign to me, "KING he finished everything, not much Quite a few exactly ten sounds~" Hatta crawled away heartbroken, Kusanagi Mama's shoulders shrugged, Kamamoto's big belly trembled, Chitose Hiroshi...I think he was already holding back his laughter He was so full that he was about to suffer from kidney dysfunction, let alone other people.

If eyes can kill, then I think I've been burned by thousands of knives and burned, and even a little bit of ashes will be blown away in the wind... But I have a thick skin, so after a few times... I can still hold on, the second round begins When I stretched out my hand, Zhou Fangzun also stretched out his hand at the same time, and then we each patted one side of a card, fighting with our eyes-damn, you think I can't see that you want revenge?No matter how others shuffle and cut the cards, I can accurately recognize the position of the ace. Do you think I will give you a chance? !Last time I drew you because I didn't memorize other cards, this time I remembered it carefully!So even if it's beep, beep, or beep beep, you won't be part of it!Let go of my wife!

He wouldn't let it go - and how did he reach out and put it on the trump card?Wild animal instincts?Let go quickly!If you don't put the cards down, it will be torn apart!Just when the two of us were fighting with strength, one hand stretched out from the slanting stab and cut halfway, "Ah, if you want it, it will be torn, why don't you give it to me?" Duo Niang turned over with a smile. Kai said with a smile on the ace in his hand, "It's so boring to always fight for the ace with KING, why do you want others to play with you once in a while!"

Forget it, if it falls into the hands of Duo Niang... it may not be my turn, I snorted at the nostrils of a lazy lion, stretched out my hand and took a random one, it was a two - full of sympathy for me Oh, the lazy lion ignored me, just snorted and reached out to get other cards - this guy definitely wants to come back!

Duo Niang thought for a while, and then showed an innocent, kind and pure smile, "Number two, number four, tongue kiss." Then she raised the old-fashioned video camera in her hand and showed an angelic smile with a halo.

I slammed my head on the railing of the bed with a bang—what a mother!By the way, who is number four?Could it be Hatta's little virgin?I will be stumbled by the little monkey, the Hatta Chihuahua looks like I guess I haven’t even sent my first kiss, and I’m still a junior high school student. I really can’t do it—and this is not good for education. of.

I raised my face, and saw that everyone was looking at me with the eyes: "You are good to go." A piece of bad paper—huh?It won't be what I thought it would be!

"I'm sorry, Sa——number four seems to be... KING..." Duo Niang covered her mouth with a smile and pointed the camera at me.

"I don't want to kiss with a man who smokes, there will be a mouthful of oily smoke." I looked at the guy as if he was about to bite off his cigarette filter, and even if I was willing to kiss him, I probably had to be careful about my own tongue. Will he be bitten down?And has he ever kissed?With such a big smoking gun, how can I expect his mouth to not stink and his teeth to be yellow and plaque-free?And you look at him as if he is going to eat me!And that's literally! "I'm worried that my life will be in danger." I nodded seriously.

"Really, Sa, KING has already gone running around wearing briefs, tie and white socks as you said, and shouting, don't be so silly!" Ace, I will let you kiss Chitose.

Zhou Fangzun sat there with one hand on his forehead, refusing to move. I felt that the cigarette holder in his mouth was about to cry, no, it was already crying in grief, as if he had made a difficult decision for a long time Choked it, then buried her face in the palms of both hands, like a little daughter-in-law about to be beeped by a bully.

Wait... I'm not used to the sudden change of painting style!

Duo Niang continued to hold his old-fashioned video camera, and then let out a long sigh, "What, Sa, you're such a disappointment..." Hey, hey, hey!It's as if I'm a rogue who plays games and repudiates me!

I don't care, but please at least consider the danger of an active volcano that is about to erupt with a dark cloud cover! ! ! !

Auntie could still leave ashes, but I can't even leave ashes after kissing like this! ! ! !

The author has something to say: before entering the devil's review period, I will release half an update...

I hate the group of scumbags in our school who take the exams. Nima, three major recitations and two maths put together is the rhythm of my life!