[K] Saigon

According to Duo Niang, there will be a large wave of little ghosts who have nothing to do at night to come over for dinner-everyone will go to the bar to join in the fun without studying, at least your king is also a high school graduate!While cooking chicken soup, king crab and fried pork chops in the kitchen, Zhou Fangzun opened the door silently and walked in, and then I found that the fried pork chops I had fried were gone...

"Zhou Fangzun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !” I almost jumped on him and grabbed his neck and shook it hard, but the guy showed a smiley expression that I wanted to hit hard and said, “Hmph, even if I give it back to you now, you don’t want it. "

Damn it...a grass-mud horse in the Roman phalanx danced past my mind, he patted my shoulder calmly...well, it should be a compliment? "It tastes good." Although I was praised, I still want to send you to hell, and then he calmly moved my hand that was holding his neck aside, and stretched out his claws at the wolfberry chicken soup I was cooking...

"Fuck, hurry up and get out of this sacred place of the kitchen!!!!" When he drove him out, he took a bowl of chicken soup, two pieces of pork chops, three pieces of chicken legs and salmon pieces... Kusanagi Mama you Take care of him quickly! ! !Otherwise I won't cook! ! !How can there be such a QAQ, should I be glad that I haven't started steaming the king crab yet?I also want to use it to cook crab rice and crab pot.

It's all meaty, I curse you constipation.

When it was time for dinner, a group of little ancestors arrived as scheduled, knocking on the bowls one by one, as if they were here for dinner tonight, hello, Hatta, don’t you want to work part-time? !Chitose, don't you want to pick up girls? !Kamamoto, let go of that crab leg and let me come! ! !Damn, why do you laugh so darkly!Kusanagi Ma... Well, you are the most conscientious one, but first put down the chicken leg in your hand!I haven't eaten yet, you bunch of scum!

Fuck!Hurry up and stop robbing again Do you think you are in the master house? !Let go of that Crab Princess and let me come!

"Do you want any more?" Anna looked at Zhou Fangzun quietly after eating a crab leg. Let it go to Anna - ah ah ah ah what a good father ha...

Forget it, let’s use crab shells to boil some vegetables to make crab pot. Everyone is robbing meat. Be careful that you are constipated until you have leg cramps. I didn’t grab a leg. I silently and viciously cursed these guys who have no companions and love, I don't even think about who worked so hard to create the conditions for you to grab food!I didn't even have any crab meat rice left!Auntie, I'm still hungry!Heartless little bastards TAT.

At this time, Anna suddenly ran to my side, "Here, sha." Then she handed me two crab legs and a bowl of crab meat rice, and I was so moved that I couldn't add it...Anna, I knew you were the best, hurry up Come give my aunt a kiss~ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The rough guys over there seem to have played it off, the whole group of elementary school students... Duo Niang hugged the spoils she got - half of which was provided by Kusanagi Mama, and then quickly retreated to a place away from all kinds of evil claws, Zhou Fangzun... this guy Simply invincible, that speed, that strength, that sharp-eyed hand and quick shot...

Well, maybe not many people would dare to really rob him.

I'm still holding the crab meat rice and crab legs that Anna gave me...fuck my crab legs! ! ! !Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a fat figure slipping away silently... Kamamoto, you little bastard, stop! ! ! ! ! "You bastards... get me ready!!!!" I rolled up my sleeves, and jumped right into the midst of the HIGH crazy little bastards to join the ranks of snatching.

Believe it or not, if I am not full tonight, I will eat Zhou Fangzun!

After finally waiting to help the little ancestor make trouble, when he was washing dishes in the kitchen with Kusanagi Mama, he suddenly came over with a gossipy face, "Sa, answer my question." I looked at him like a money fan Brother Kong Fang's eyes instantly wanted to answer him "absolutely not." But after thinking about it...forget it, let's answer.

"What's going on with you recently?" Kusanagi Mama asked me in a low voice, I touched the back of my head, and replied uncertainly, "Probably... it's the estrous period... right?"

"Huh?!!!!" Kusanagi Mama took a step back with her chest in her arms, and I suddenly jumped up at a crossroads, "Why hide, Zhou Fangzun is safe with you!"

"That means I won't be safe if I'm not around, right?" He took two exaggerated steps back, and I went up to grab his collar, "Hey, what's the matter with your expression! It makes me seem to be dissatisfied It's a sex|like a devil! Who is interested in a guy like you who has played 419 with a few girls before! If you want to do it, you can also be a little virgin like Zhou Fangzun?!"

"Why do you use such vulgar words...and don't shout so loudly?! It's bad for education if little Anna hears it!"

"Could you please shout louder than me?!"

"Ahem," he coughed twice to bring the subject back, "By the way... I still have a question."

"If there is something to do, there is nothing to retreat." I put the plate into the dishwasher next to him, and he coughed dryly, "Do you have any respect for Zun..." He clenched his fists together and hooked his two thumbs together Hook, "What do you mean?" Seeing his gossiping eyes, I curled my lips, "No."

"Hey! Liar! You are not...to him..." Brother Kusanagi pointed to the door, then pointed to me, and realized that his voice was a little loud, so he lowered his voice, "Didn't you all go...that he Already?" His expression looked like he had eaten a fly.

"Oh, you mean night attack?" I answered him while washing my hands, "For example, Chitose has so many girls and each of them has sex, but can you say that he likes those girls?"

"Why are you comparing yourself to Chitose..." He seemed powerless to complain.

"Like is a very strange feeling. After I analyzed it, I think that I don't have the element of 'like' towards Zhou Fangzun. At most, it belongs to the desire between jjj." I snapped my fingers seriously. Mama Kusanagi said, "To put it simply, I don't like him, I just want to fuck him."

"Hey, don't say such words so loudly..." Kusanagi throws a rag and covers my mouth, "You really don't want to die! What if the statue hears it! I don't care if you are killed !"

I broke Kusanagi's numb hand, "I said it as if I did something sorry for him, I just don't want to lie, if because of the things I have done recently, he will treat me like I like him." I have to apologize to him for the illusion that bothers him..."

"I told you not to make such a loud noise, the kid heard that I was killed, but I..." Before he finished speaking, I felt a chill behind my back, and then I turned my head and saw a great god standing at the door——Zhou Fangzun, who can tell me Why is your face so dark? "Ah, respect? Actually...Actually, I was joking just now, that Anna..." Kusanagi Mama's words were directly ignored by him, and the aura on that guy's body was so strong that I almost knelt down. I took a step forward and I took a step back, "You, you, you...don't come over, come over again and I'll call, I really did..."

Mom, why did this guy seem to be in a good mood during dinner just now!It's a 180-degree turn in an instant!What the hell is going on! I'll go!Because the aura on him was really scary, so I decided that it would be better for me to find a chance to run away. I threw the rag in my hand towards his face, and my legs seemed to be running outside. , As a result, he was burned before the rag touched him, and I was dragged back by the collar.

"Brother, brother, I was wrong QAQ, I don't dare anymore, I really don't dare!" I was carried on the shoulder of a red-haired man with a black face who looked like the bottom of a pot, and I looked at Kusanagi Mama Like Duo Niang asking for help, Kusanagi Mama turned her face away and said "You can go by yourself", while Duo Niang took out a handkerchief from nowhere and waved it, "Good night, sleep well, KING, Sa."

Damn it!Although I really want to beep Zhou Fangzun, but looking at his current state, I will die, I will definitely be killed, please help me!Where did Anna go at this time!Come and stop you papa!What about Hatta's little virgin?Hurry up and arouse the conscience of this group of old men who are already dirty from the inside out, let me go!

No matter how I struggle, it's useless... Why didn't you notice how strong this guy is before!I was half-carried and half-dragged into the basement—it is said that the best place for sound insulation in homra is actually the basement...what does stop want to do!When I entered the door, I bumped my head against the door, and I burst into tears from the pain. Before I could react, I was thrown on the bed by the whole person.

"It hurts, it hurts..." I rubbed my waist and was about to get up, but when I looked up, I saw Zhou Fangzun's stinky face that couldn't be smelled any more, and I immediately shrank to the side, "That...that--you listen to me first... ..."

"I heard."

"That's actually... I... that..." Damn what I just said was the truth, I don't know how to explain it, I went to QAQ, "I'm sorry..."

"Humph."

"..." Brother, I was wrong... I really dare not, but I still have to explain, "Well, things like estrus should only happen to animals or degeneration, I think I shouldn't have this Talented in other aspects, but I can't control my current symptoms... So, that, I'm really sorry... I didn't mean to dislike you and tease you..."

After a long explanation, he didn't listen. Zhou Fangzun pulled the belt on his trousers, pulled the jacket off, and pushed me directly on the bed.

"As you wish." He stared at me like a raging lion with those dangerous red eyes, as if he was really angry.

……what?

The author has something to say: Auntie is a super scumbag--

And Brother Zun's self-esteem and male dignity were stabbed three times by the aunt...

Finally, the aunt’s period is not strictly speaking the estrus period. They call it the “high pregnancy period” and the period when she is more likely to give birth to a strong daughter can be controlled, but because the aunt’s brain controls this part of the endocrine glands There was a problem and she became unable to control her reaction in the high pregnancy, so it was the same as the estrus.