[K] Saigon

When I got out of the gate, I threw my head into Zhou Fangzun’s arms, rubbed it twice and ate a few mouthfuls of tofu in exchange for him slapping me on the forehead, grabbing me by the collar, dragging me away and throwing me aside—for me What's wrong with eating a few bites of tofu... isn't it a man?

Holding his head and looking at him with tears in his eyes, "I can't walk anymore, I beg your back." He stood there with a dark face, then stroked his hair and sighed and complained, "...you're causing me trouble .” Then he turned around and lit a cigarette.

"Please forgive me..." I continued to tear up, and he left directly.

... blah blah...

After 3 minutes of unremitting cheating, I lay on Zhou Fangzun's back and said, "I'm hungry."

"..."

"I want to eat takoyaki."

"..."

He gave me a chestnut.

huh huh...

After 15 minutes, I ate takoyaki on his back, poked one and put it in his mouth, he was so helpless... swallowed it in one gulp, and then ruthlessly robbed my remaining takoyaki... ...bad guy!Elementary school students!Kindergarten did not graduate! ! ! QAQ return my takoyaki!

"Did Anna find me?" I asked him, and he nodded his head as an answer, "It's really hard work, Anna." I nodded, "But I didn't expect you to come to me." He lazily He snorted and answered, "Is the matter with Ito resolved?"

He seemed to think I was talking too much, and when I continued to ask him any questions, he always responded to me with monosyllables like "huh", "ah", and "um", and I didn't know what it meant, so I just let him go, to be honest I was a little sleepy, so after I said a few words, I fell asleep directly on his back. If I had to say something, his back was bouncing like a cradle, and I was already very tired, so... …

When I returned to HOMRA, I slept for nearly two or three days, plus I stayed at the King of Gold for treatment. By the time I realized it, I had missed the interview time... I hate QAQ, it seems that living in the school building It's something I can only think about in my dreams.

That day, when Hatta and the others were gathering at Homra, Chitose and Dewa suddenly pushed the door open and came in, "Hey! What did we find?" I was squeezing blood orange juice for Anna, but I couldn't help but turn around when I heard the two of them say that. , "What did you find? Don't bring cats and dogs to the bar all the time."

"Ha, it's not Fujishima who would pick up kittens and puppies, it's this one." Izuha said as he took out a blue pendant from his pocket and put it on the bar.

"Isn't it just a pendant?" Kusanagi Mama came over and casually twisted the blue pendant and put it in his palm, then his expression changed immediately, "This thing..."

"Is there any problem?" I handed the squeezed blood orange juice to Anna, and felt that the pendant looked familiar, as if I had seen it somewhere.

"This doesn't seem to be a gemstone or plexiglass...it looks like a mechanical device..." Mama Kusanagi lifted the pendant under the light and looked at it. Following the light, you can see that there are lines on the pendant that resemble processors. , "Where did you find this?"

"The warehouse near the river is the warehouse where I first saw Sa." Chitose shrugged his shoulders, "I just happened to go somewhere to investigate something, and I happened to see a reflection on the river bank. I thought it was glass or something. , In the end, this guy," he pointed at Yu with his thumb, "he insisted on going down to have a look, and he found this."

River bank?Could it be the river bank where I woke up? "Show me." I stretched out my hand to Kusanagi Mama, after all, it has been almost a year, it is a miracle that this thing has not been picked up, "It's very beautiful." I weighed it, Duo Niang also came up, "Maybe this is something that Sa lost."

"This is not a pendant, it should be something like a processor or a USB flash drive." I fiddled with it for a while and then nodded, "Don't make trouble, it's such a coincidence, besides, it can be picked up by someone after a year It’s too good to be lucky and it’s not a novel.”

"Try powering it on?" Duo Niang eagerly reached out to take it. I turned the little blue pendant over and over again but couldn't find any clues, let alone a charging socket, so I handed it to Dou Niang. Mother, he accidentally dropped it on the ground, "Oh, I'm so sorry." He leaned down | picked it up and watched it for a while to make sure it wasn't damaged, "Sah, there's a small groove here." He lifted the pendant and put it in front of me, and said with a smile, "Why don't you give it a try?"

"What am I trying..."

"This indentation is just enough to stick my index finger on," he grabbed my hand and put my index finger on the groove that I thought was just a decoration, and the pendant shone brightly, and the protruding front ejected a few lines Beam, and unfolded a series of small pictures - "This thing is not a pendant...it's a hologram album..." I was dumbfounded.

"It's still fingerprint recognition." Kusanagi reached for his sunglasses numbly, and Duo Niang stretched out her hand to try to touch the miniature image contained in the ejected light, but he succeeded, "This can touch !” He tapped one of the pictures and pulled it down as if he had discovered a new world, and the picture grew bigger with his fingers, and what appeared in front of us was a woman, dressed in a dress that looked like an eighteenth-century European aristocrat. She is wearing a long skirt like a woman's, holding a small baby in her arms, and beside her stands a long-haired child with her head held high and her chest expressionless.

If anything, the woman's eyes looked a bit like mine.And the kid who was dressed in something like... well, what felt like a French court aristocratic male military uniform, was almost a miniature version of me.

"Ah, this can't be Sa's childhood, it looks so majestic." Duo Niang stepped forward curiously and stretched her hand across the screen, "Hey, I can't touch this."

You lolicon, hurry up and get your hands off my head—correction, it’s the suspected childhood me on the screen.

Immediately afterwards, he clicked another miniature picture. After the picture unfolded, it was a slightly grown-up long-haired child, holding the baby, still in the masculine military uniform, the child in her arms and herself had grown up One point, the expression... Well, there is no expression, the child in my arms and the woman just now still laugh, but the child who looks almost exactly like me never smiles.Duo Niang became more excited, he kept clicking on different pictures, 15-year-old, [-]-year-old, [-]-year-old, family photos, single photos, family photos, the child who looks like me never smiled It's on - ya da!This one just looks like it!Auntie, how could a comical character like me have the kind of facial paralysis with a bitter face!

This is impossible!

The person in the last picture is almost me, wearing a white military uniform, with rose-shaped medals and various other exquisitely designed medals pinned to the chest, the epaulet tassels on the shoulders are gold, and a beautiful woman in a rose red dress next to me The girl took my arm affectionately.

How should I put it, that girl is very beautiful, almost like someone who walked out of a painting, if I were a man, I would definitely be dazzled by this beauty, "Wow, Sa and this beautiful child are like It's like a pair of lovers." Duo Niang sighed.

Why do I think his words hit the point so subtly...

"Ah! Sa, do you know such a beautiful girl?!!!!" The men's N chorus almost shattered my eardrums.

"Ah ha ha ha, there must be something wrong, there must be something wrong, I can't be that kind of facial paralysis who has no entertainment spirit at all, absolutely impossible."

"There seem to be a few more photos here." Duo Niang's curiosity killed me, not the cat!

"Hey! Don't order it, hurry up and change it to me!" I rushed to grab it, but he threw the hologram album to Brother Kusanagi, and when I rushed to Brother Kusanagi, he threw it to Hatta, so I turned I threw my head towards the little virgin, and he hurriedly threw it in an unknown direction with a "wow". I just watched the blue pendant fall into the hands of Zhou Fangzun who just got up. Hypoglycemia, staring at the pendant and the photos on it, I was stunned for two seconds, then I chose a picture and clicked on it.

Then I saw me wearing a military uniform and standing next to a lot of loli, royal sisters, queens, glasses girls, etc., and other female characters that appear in various strategy games, everything-I think I probably only have one younger sister, which means I don’t There may be so many sisters...

So... These... Could it be the legendary...

Empress?

... Can I apply to go back immediately?

The author has something to say: Brother squat, what do you think of being the only male creature in the aunt's harem? 【Kidding--

I just received a notice from the editor that this article may be going to V... I really don't have enough confidence to get V for 500 →_→