[K] Saigon

The dislocated hand was hanging on the neck, and then the left ear went in and the right ear went out, listening to Brother Kusanagi scolding me, "I said! Are you listening! What if the god didn't catch you at that time!"

"Ah...he caught it..." I smashed my head on the bar and he screamed loudly, "Hurry up and lift your head up!!!! I just wiped it clean!"

"I said, why do you look more and more like an old lady recently...menopausal syndrome?"

"...haha, sa... what did you say?" His current expression looked like Obasan who was being pretended to be young and pointed out that his face was full of wrinkles, and he was pinching his fingers...

"I was wrong..." I stood up straight, bowed, and apologized.

"In short, you are so messed up in this matter!" He ended the half-hour training with a concluding speech, and I almost thought he was actually my mother!I supported my head with the non-dislocated hand and nodded in agreement, smiling like a grandson, "Yes, yes, yes, yes..."

He took a sip of water, "I was too busy a few days ago, so I can relax in the hot spring tonight."

"That's right... Eh? Isn't it easy to get dehydrated after soaking in hot springs in summer?" I looked up at him, and he turned his head, "Why, don't you want to go? That's fine, I've saved the money for the treat."

"Why don't you want to go~ I knew Brother Kusanagi that you are the best..." I showed a doggy smile and almost hugged my thigh. There is a free hot spring bath, how could I not go? It is too inconsistent I lost my temper, Brother Kusanagi put on his glasses, "Call someone else to join us, but it's hard to talk about respect..."

"It's best if he doesn't go." I murmured in a low voice. This lazy lion who only knows how to sleep told him to go to the hot spring and probably sank into the water in less than three seconds. The hot spring water battle in the imagination is absolutely fun. No, speaking of girls, we only have Anna and me here, right?Otherwise, calling Keiko would count as one... There are only three people in total... Forget it, hot spring boiled eggs are also very good.

The result... Hehe, the ideal is very plump and the reality is very skinny. I thought that a hot spring is a Japanese-style room with delicious wagashi and green tea next to it, etc., and enjoy the scenery outside the window while soaking in the hot spring. As a result, Nima Kusanagi Mama took us to a bathhouse... "This is where the hot spring water from the nearby mountains is brought in." He said so, "And there is a very modern sauna room."

Kusanagi Izumo, you pay me for the imagination and feelings that were wasted by you.

Zhou Fangzun yawned and took a basket directly to the men's bath. I mourned my brain cells for a while and then took Anna's hand to the women's bath. Made it?He seems to be in a bad state recently. He often sleeps until one or two in the afternoon, and then gets up hungry and goes to the kitchen to look for food...

My hand is a little dislocated, but it is probably because of my ethnicity. My physical strength is better than that of ordinary people, and I recovered quickly. Now it is just a little bit painful. As long as I don’t carry too heavy things, there will be no problem. Help Anna here After wiping my back, I asked her, "Anna, do you want to go to the sauna?" I don't know if it's a matter of customs, but the sauna room here is actually public, and it's enough to give each person a bath towel before entering—it's too sensual ...

She shook her head obediently, "Hungry." I nodded and took a bath towel and changed into a bathrobe, "Daughter over there should be out, I'll take you there before you go to the sauna." She nodded, this store It’s quite considerate, the first floor is the bathhouse and the second floor is the cafeteria. After taking Anna to the second floor, I happened to see Kusanagi Mama eating noodles. Anna was wearing a small bathrobe and ran over to sit on a chair. I walked over to say hello , "Where is Zhou Fangzun?" I looked left and right but didn't see that guy, Kusanagi Mama shrugged, "Maybe he went to the toilet? He was still there just now. I took a bath while taking a nap in the bathhouse. yawn."

So how on earth did Duo Niang get the severely sleep-deprived guy up.I scratched my face, "Forget it, I'm going to the sauna."

"Is the hand okay?"

"How can I be so delicate." When I turned around and went downstairs, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of Tatsumi leaning towards Brother Kusanagi's ear and saying something, and then the two of them pretended to laugh, and Hatta leaned over to say something. Kamamoto covered his mouth... Strange, what happened to these guys today?Quirky.

I went to the information desk to get a cup of light salt water and went to the sauna room. There should not be many people taking sauna now, anyway, everyone is wrapped in bath towels... hiss... I opened one and found that it was full of people, both men and women. So I can only shift the target to another one - it's strange why the other one looks like no one at all?

As soon as you enter the door, there are all kinds of smog, and the visibility is actually quite poor-who opened it so big!It's so hot, "Sorry, can I turn it down a little bit?" No one answered me, so I had to adjust the switch myself, waved a little water vapor with my hand, and I found someone sleeping on a sauna chair-who is so nervous Dajo can actually sleep in the hot sauna room! "Aren't you afraid of losing too much water and turning into jerky?!" Uh... I accidentally said it.

"Ah?" At this time, the person lying on the chair got up in a daze, and when I met those decadent golden eyes through the lingering smoke, I finally understood, it really is the style of this guy, and, you What's with that suit!hateful!I want to squat aside to wipe my nosebleed... The upper body bathrobe is half open, revealing a small waist, strong chest muscles, and two muscular calves, which should be hard to see clearly through a layer of water vapor. But Nima... why is it more attractive QAQ...Zhou Fangzun, you cheated, cheated, cheated! ! !

He yawned, then continued to lean on the back of the sauna chair with a decadent expression on his face, and took a sip of the light salt water next to him. The Adam's apple that was sliding up and down... In that lazy posture, I felt that my nose was slightly A little itchy..."Uh, I'll go out first..." Then he turned and twisted the doorknob.

then……

it fell.

"The doorknob fell off!!!!!!!" I screamed, then calmed down, and it fell off, wouldn't I raise my foot and kick the door?No, Kusanagi Mama seems to have told him not to break anything and ask him to pay for it when he came out...but the doorknob fell off too...

Wait... It's not my conspiracy theory, I combined Kusanagi Mama's instructions when she came out, plus their reactions when they were up there, and then think about the sauna room next door is full of people, but here is only Zhou Fangzun squatting .

Hehe, Kusanagi Izumo, ten bundles of Tatara...you two wait for me.Don't let you suffer, you don't know why the flowers are so popular, right?

Thinking of this, I was just about to lift my foot to kick the door when I heard the hoarse voice behind me with a very bad mood, "It's so noisy..." Did you just wake up or something... No, you can't turn back, you will lose blood when you turn back Those who die from too much blood will definitely die from excessive blood loss! "Hiss...headache..." I heard the friction of the bathrobe when he stood up loosely.

Sleeping in the sauna room without a headache, and brother, how long have you been in the sauna room, your beep—is it okay?It's not cooked right?You must know that a man who takes a sauna at too high a temperature for too long will cause the most important part to lose its essential meaning!

I'm sweating profusely now and don't know what to do, Zhou Fangzun, please at least straighten your bathrobe!Someone came up behind me, glanced at the missing doorknob, then looked at the door, reached out and grabbed my shoulders, dragged me aside, and kicked the door open.

...You are quite neat.

The storekeeper who heard the sound was about to cry. He scratched his wet hair and pulled up his clothes. He didn't expect him to explain anything, so I raised the doorknob in my hand and said to the storekeeper, "The doorknob is broken." The implication is that this guy and I were almost alone in the same room—uh, but it seems that he and I have been like this more than once. Memories of finding a hole to drill into.

"Guest!!! Can you please ring that bell next time????!!!" The shopkeeper wailed with a blue face in grief, Zhou Fangzun turned his face to the side and stroked his hair, I think he was just being blamed I'm sorry.

No, in fact, I was the only one who was blamed. In fact, the store owner didn't dare to say anything to Zhou Fangzun!After finally agreeing with the shopkeeper that we will pay compensation, I grabbed Zhou Fangzun by the collar and dragged him from the first floor to the second floor. He frowned and said nothing, and I complained to him as I walked: "I still want to Why is Mama Kusanagi so kind to take me to take a hot spring bath, it's a drunkard who doesn't want to drink for a long time, bastard!"

"what?"

Well, I don't expect you to understand me at all, over!Complete!No!refer to!see!A savage who can't remember anything!I dragged him all the way to the second floor, and then I found that Kusanagi Asa and Tatsuya were gone, even Little Angel Hatta, Kamamoto, Dewa and Anna were gone...

Very good...very good...Izumo Kusanagi, Tara Tokusuke, Misaki Hatta, Riko Kamamoto, Masaki Ideha...Have you all made up your mind?Right?Anna?Ya da, my little angel Anna is so cute, how could she get involved in the dirty plans of the men, ignore it.

A man who didn’t pay attention to Zhou Fangzun actually went to eat fried noodles after taking a sauna bath. After nearly half an hour, the shopkeeper who was crying without tears sent away the same crying without tears and me drinking with a straw Zhou Fangzun of Strawberry Milk.A man wearing jeans with a trouser chain, a non-mainstream hairstyle with red hair and two cockroach whiskers, a black vest inside, a white T-shirt in the middle, and a black coat outside. It does matter, a 21-year-old unscrupulous young man dressed in eclectic clothes, holding strawberry milk with cute children's drawings on the outer packaging...

What kind of cute contrast is this!Zhou Fangzun fell all over the ground!

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