[K] Saigon

In autumn, the weather is getting colder. At this time, I want to cuddle up on Zhou Fangzun, but before the coldest winter in Japan arrives, and before it starts to snow, I want to cuddle him like a koala ——This is really too slack... Eh, did something strange get in here?

no.

About Zhou Fangzun... He is simply a sleeping god, he sleeps when others admire flowers, sleeps when others swim, and sleeps when others admire red leaves—it’s okay, I will use him as a pillow when he falls asleep.It still has the function of hand warmer. The idea of ​​going to the mountains to enjoy the red leaves was put forward by Duo Niang, and he held up his camera to shoot everywhere along the way.

As soon as Zhou Fangzun arrived at the red leaf viewing place, he spread a blanket on the ground and lay down on it—went to sleep, and just wanted to smoke when he got up halfway, when he saw Duo Niang pointing at the sign "No Smoking in Red Leaf Scenic Area", clicked his tongue and crawled Got up and wandered to the special smoking area - I have to say that his old smoking gun is quite good.

Speaking of his old smoking gun... I remembered that time when I went to the convenience store to accompany him to buy cigarettes, I happened to see the slogan on the cigarette-a cigarette with a downward bend, with a sentence "Smoking will cause beep-dysfunction" Silently, I made up Zhou Fangzun's beep—the appearance of dysfunction... I laughed for a moment, and then I was hit by him.

But this cigarette has been smoking for a long time, "I'll go see what that guy is doing, you guys watch first." I stood up and patted my clothes. By the way, which smoking area is he in?According to the personality of that lazy guy, it should be in the nearest smoking area, right?Thinking of this, I walked along the sign and found that Zhou Fangzun was not there. The smoking area was very close but there were no people there, which seemed a bit strange.

The only living person is probably the young man with tea bowls and wagashi next to him, holding a camera in his hand and taking pictures non-stop. It seems that this smoking area is full of his appetite. I stood for a while and decided to go to other places I was recruiting people, but I heard a voice that seemed to have been heard somewhere, "Ah, hello, is it preventing you from enjoying the red leaves?" The voice sounded gentle and soft, and it seemed that the owner of the voice should He is a very gentle person.

"Oh, I didn't invite you...eh?"

"Ah,...it's you." He showed a happy expression, "We are really destined." I have seen this face once before, and I accidentally got it dirty during the summer night festival. His attitude was quite reasonable at the time, mainly because I can remember his face because...he is pretty good-looking.

I scratched my face, "Did you see a guy with red hair walking by here? He said he came to smoke. This hairstyle is like this." I gestured in front of my bangs, and he burst out laughing , "You are such an interesting person." He said with a smile, and then pointed in a direction, "It was still here just now, but it is probably going up now."

Really, Zhou Fangzun, why do you want to run up there after smoking a cigarette?Isn't it okay here? "Thank you." I lifted my leg and walked in the direction he pointed.He stopped me from behind, "Well, this lady." His voice was naturally a little laughing, and he sounded very friendly. I turned my face away, and he smiled, "It's not that I want to meddle in my own business. , but that... well, that guy you're talking about"—I guess he meant to say a punk—"he went up with an old man, a very dignified looking old man, who seemed to be talking about something, so……"

I waved my hand, talking about Zhou Fangzun's character, it's pretty good that he didn't make that "prestige-looking old man" half dead with anger. "It's okay, I should finish talking when I go up, and I just take him down to learn about the health hazards of smoking..." The young man was still smiling, "That's really rude. Please allow me to continue to enjoy this beautiful scenery." Then turned Turn around and continue to take pictures.

I shrugged my shoulders and went up, just in time to see Zhou Fangzun leaning on the wooden railing and smoking a cigarette, looking into the distance with a dejected expression, I walked up to him and looked down, just in time I could see the scythe fighting in the distance Ben, Hatta and the others, Tatsumi held up the camera and smiled to shoot the scenes of them fighting with each other.

Zhou Fangzun stared blankly at all this, then closed his eyes and let out a snort—a bit helpless, but he looked very at ease. I followed his example and leaned on the railing with my elbows, surrounded by The red leaves are rustling by the wind. The weather is good today, the sun is just a little bit cloudy, and the coolness in late autumn makes me feel very good.

However, I still couldn't help turning my face to look at Zhou Fangzun. From the butts of the cigarettes next to me, it seems that there were indeed other people here just now, because Zhou Fangzun likes to smoke Marlboro, and the other cigarette is a cigar that has just been extinguished , or the good one, I shrugged, I'm really not interested in anyone he talks to.real.

"Aren't you going down?" I asked him.

"Ah?" He turned to look at me as if he had just noticed that I was coming, and blinked his decadent golden eyes, "Oh." Zhou Fangzun nodded, put his cigarette away, turned around, and just left I stopped one step at a time, took my left hand out of my trouser pocket and looked down at it—there were several obvious scars on that hand. I knew it was the scars left by him when he prevented me from awakening last time. I walked over to him and grabbed it. Hold his hand, "Let's go, really, if you don't go, the sushi will be eaten up." He let me pull him forward without saying a word.

I think he's a bit weird today, but I just don't ask if he doesn't tell me.

When I went back to HOMRA for dinner, I ate curry, but personally, I don’t like curry very much. When I was lying in bed, all I could think about was who Zhou Fangzun was talking to and what they were talking about Woolen cloth?Speaking of the majestic old man, that's the only one I can think of, but the fact that the majestic gold king ran out of his lair to talk to him is strange in itself, right?

Hiss... winter hasn't arrived yet, why do I feel so cold... crept up and slipped up to the second floor, Zhou Fangzun didn't lock the door this time, I opened the door and went to his bedside on tiptoe, opened the door I got into a corner of the quilt—I immediately felt a lot warmer, stretched out my salty pig hands to hug Zhou Fangzun’s waist who was sleeping, and put it on his body—whew, it’s so warm...

Men come here to warm the bed.

Zhou Fangzun seemed to be woken up, clicked his tongue impatiently, opened his eyes in a daze and turned around to stare at me, "Didn't I tell you not to run up?" Probably because he was woken up It's because he speaks a bit hoarsely and has a bit of unhappiness in it.

I curled my lips, "Three-dimensional Tsundere Wuai, if you don't want me to climb the bed, you can lock the door." He stuck his hand out of the quilt and knocked on my head. I held my head and looked at him with teary eyes , "Why did you hit me again? Did you become angry from embarrassment? You are so boring." His expression became more fierce, and then he sighed and turned to lie flat on the bed and complained, "Troublesome woman .”

Uncle, can you stop calling women and women all the time, I know you are a little rascal, you don’t have to always show your naughty side so vividly, I put my arms around his neck and kissed him on the cheek , and then buried her head in his arms, "Be obedient and warm my bed, Aifei."

"..." His super helpless sigh answered me, and then I slapped him on the head.

Why did you call me QAQ again, "By the way, Zhou Fang, are you really not going to quit smoking? It is harmful to your health and will cause beep dysfunction." I raised my head and suggested seriously, after all, if he had beep dysfunction, it would be good for me It's a very serious matter for me - it's impossible to ask me to find another one, right?

I saw a crossroads pop up on his head, then he opened his eyes and looked at me with an annoyed expression, and then... well, no more.

He's proven that he doesn't have beep dysfunction for a while.

When I got up the next day, I happened to see Anna sitting on Zhou Fangzun’s bed like a zashiki boy with a camera in her hand. Well, how should I put it, I liked the pajamas of the little lion. It’s so cute. I said this suit her.Looking at it, I want to kiss—wait, how did she come in? I remember I locked the door casually last night.

I touched the side - Zhou Fangzun was gone, I frowned and reached out to rub Anna's head, "Did you get the camera from Tatara?" Hiss - I played too much last night and now I feel sore when I raise my hand. Sitting up with my body bent, I felt that my legs were a little numb, and I moved my toes a little. I thought it would be better for me to rest for a while before going downstairs.

She nodded, "Duo Duo Liang got a new camera, this one is for me to play with." Is Sa having a nightmare? She poked her head out from behind the camera and looked at me, "The expression on my face was so painful when I was sleeping." "

——I can't tell her that it's because Zhou Fangzun went too far last night to prove that smoking won't affect his beep function.

It's not good for children's education.

I covered the lens of the camera with my hand, "Don't shoot me." Then I reached out and pinched little Anna's face, she looked at me and asked, "Can I sleep with Sa and Zun tonight?" Of course she asked Can she sleep with me, but why did she bring Zhou Fangzun?I hate it to death. If QAQ could hug little Anna to sleep, who would want Zhou Fangzun?

She turned her head to the side showing a very cute expression—although she just turned her head to look at it with a blank expression, but she was cute, cute, cute! --"is it not OK?"

"Of course no problem!" I hugged her, hiss... There was a pain in the shoulder, Zhou Fangzun, I once again seriously warn you, even if my physique is better than human women, I can't stand your toss!

No, Zhou Fangzun slept on a single bed, it was already difficult enough to squeeze two people, but also Anna?How bad for education...

So Anna dear, let's just sleep together, let's not have Zhou Fangzun, please be good~~~

When I got dressed and went downstairs, I sadly found that my walking posture was a bit strange, which made me silently criticize Zhou Fangzun again in my heart. In terms of the aesthetics of people on earth, I am a little bit far from Xiangyu's standards.

She is a soft girl, and I am a woman.

But even so, I'm still a woman to the letter!It's too much for you to toss about like this!When I was eating breakfast, I stared at him with indignant eyes. He simply pretended not to see it. After winter, I guess I will have that time again. I don’t want to have a child with Zhou Fangzun, so in spring I still think about other things. Rent a house to live in...

At this time, my terminal suddenly rang, and when I took it out, I found that it was Bai Yu who came back from a performance in Italy today, and seemed to bring me some kind of gift...

I turned my head and looked at Zhou Fangzun who was smoking a cigarette and looking up at the sky...

It's really worth throwing away.

The author has something to say: Here are the top 10 questions about compatibility~Dangdang~

1 May I have your name?

Sa: Hmm... Should I answer Ilias... or Sa... that's a question...

Brother Zun: Zhou Fangzun.

2 What is the age?

Sa: A woman's age is a secret!

Brother Zun: Hmph [laughs]

Sa [Fried Hairy Face]: What do you mean? !

Brother Zun: 24

Sa: Hey!Don't ignore me, bastard!

3 gender is?

Sa: Female.

Brother Zun: ...Men.

Sa: Human male→_→

Brother Zun: ...

4 What is your personality like?

Sa: Brother Kusanagi said that I am "ruthless"... Maybe this is it?Actually, I can’t tell myself →_→

Brother Zun: ... I don't know.

Sa: This answer is really perfunctory →_→

5 The character of the other party?

Brother Zun: Trouble.

Sa: I refuse to comment on this rambunctious, tyrannical and cool lazy product →_→

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Brother Zun: I don’t remember.

Sa: A certain warehouse, at that time he seemed to have come all the way to demolish and destroy the place.Also--I will answer all the following questions, his answer may drive me to death...

Brother Zun: Hmph. 【laugh

Sa: Look →_→

7 The first impression of the other party?

Sa: Temporary workers in the demolition office [wait a minute], punks with non-mainstream hairstyles.

Brother Zun: ...forgot.

8 What do you like about each other?

Sa: To paraphrase what I said: "I don't like him, I just want to fuck him."

Brother Zun: ... [Smoking and not talking]

Sa: Hiss...why do you feel a little cold? 00

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Sa: Too many-_-too many to count.

Brother Zun: Me too.

Sa: You have to play against me, right...

Brother Zun: Hmph [laughs]

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Sa: Do you need to talk about this question... A virgin who can't even play foreplay [Wait, we haven't reached the last fifty questions here! ! ! !

Brother Zun: ... I don't know.