Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

Mountains and Seas—Gossip and Miscellany—What should I do if my cousin looks weird recently?Urgently wait online.

1# also squatted in the lab today and my neck hurts

Well, I have a cousin.We had a good relationship with me when we were young, but we haven’t seen each other for many years because of other reasons. Now we are in the same school, but with different departments.I don't know what happened these years, his personality has become weird.Often say some very strange things, such as "You just need to remember, my name is XXX", "If you feel that you have the ability to play with me, XX doesn't mind to accompany me to the end", "Keke, XX likes to treat those who think they are outstanding people shot"...

Every time he said that, I felt super embarrassed next to him!But every time he sees me, he still greets me warmly, but the way is still very strange, such as "Long time no see, my brother who is bound by blood!"

Last time he said to me in the cafeteria: "Look, this is the drumstick that Gu bought for you, do you like it?"

What I felt at that time was really indescribable.

What really makes me particularly unacceptable is that when a classmate from Harbin Buddhist Institute came to visit our laboratory, I led the monk and met him on the road, and he actually said to me: "You are too close to the bastards. I XX don't like their smell."

I will never forget the expression of that Harvard classmate at that time.

After he left, a classmate asked me: "Can mental patients in your school walk around?"

I can only tell him very seriously: "Our Shanda University is a university of fraternity."

I ask my cousin is this serious?Need to see a doctor?

2#Jade jade cabbage

With all due respect, the Affiliated Hospital of Shandong University may not be able to handle your cousin's condition, so he should be transferred to another hospital.

3# Didi beat the leopard

LS+1, by the way, hospitals in the cultivation world generally don't pay much attention to such issues. If you have the conditions, get an approval document and transfer it to Beijing Anding Hospital.

4# half immortal surnamed Huang

I have a hunch that your cousin will be on fire.

5# Bi Yian

When I was studying jurisprudence, I secretly swiped my phone, but I couldn’t help laughing when I saw the post... The final paper changed from [-] words to [-] words (bye bye GIF)

6# Zhongshan local specialty purchase agent

I suggest you check your brother's phone... you might find some novels.

7# also squatted in the lab today and my neck hurts

Xie upstairs, I pretended that my phone was out of battery today, and borrowed it from him. I saw hundreds of novel documents in the reading software, each with at least 500 million words.

The titles are probably like this: "The Evil Lord", "God Blocks and Kills God", "Nine Heavens God", "Supreme Abandoned Young Man", "The Romance of the World: The Confused Wife of the Evil President", "The Ultimate Cultivator" "," "Three Realms of Crossing I am the only one"...

I think I need silence.

8#Happy with the sword

I think I know who you and your cousin are...

9# Zhongshan local specialty purchase agent

The landlord is calm.As a monk, it's not a big deal to like reading comprehension essays written by ordinary people, and it doesn't matter for young people to fall into the second grade occasionally.

10# rainbow

Wait, is it just my focus that is different?Didn't you realize there's something weird mixed in here?

11# Guess the correct answer with a reward

+1.By the way, I have read the book that LS mentioned... After reading it, I feel that I will never forget how to write the word Xiemei.

12#My brother is so cute today

I also have a brother, let me tell you my personal opinion.According to LZ's description, I think your cousin still cares about you a lot. His behavior looks like a teenager, maybe he just doesn't know how to express it.Also, if this is the case with your cousin, he may not be very socially skilled, in which case he should be very lonely if you avoid him too.

13# also squatted in the lab today and my neck hurts

Thank you upstairs!I was negligent about this problem. It seems that I really didn’t see him interacting with other students much. He kept explaining that he was disdainful, but when I thought about it carefully, I felt that this problem was quite serious.My cousin's family is in good condition, it can be regarded as a small family, and he still has a high status in his school, but his parents are very busy with work, so maybe he didn't have much time to spend with him when he was young.He didn't have any playmates of the same age in the sect. He was very happy every time I played with him when I was young.

In short, I plan to treat him better in the future and enlighten him.

14#Happy with the sword

Come on LZ!

15# Xiyangyang brand laundry detergent

Good luck, la la la (grazing GIF)

16# Guess the correct answer with a reward

When will Liz come back?Wait for the follow-up.

17# Optimus One Pillar

Classmates, if you are in danger, please call the Security Council in time. Someone will arrive at the scene within 1 minute to deal with the situation.

18#Do you have seeds?

When I saw LS's ID, I instantly thought about it... Tell me I'm not alone.

19#I love math Math loves me

Children are sick, mostly idle.Just do 38 sets of hair this week. If you want to, you can stand short and get [-]% off.

20# Didi beat the leopard

LS is too naive, if you have this money, you might as well go to Sphinx... The god of betting is not bragging.

21# looks the same

18L classmates hold me tight!You are not alone!I also think the words "One Pillar Optimus" are dirty!By the way I have seeds do you want?

22#Happy with the sword

All of a sudden it became dirty...Call LZ by the way.

23# also squatted in the lab today and my neck hurts

Sorry to keep everyone waiting.

After listening to 12L's suggestion, I asked my cousin out for a heart-to-heart talk.But he was very uncooperative, with the style of "I don't need friends" and "Oh, I didn't expect you to care about my affairs" throughout the whole process.

The dialogue also has a sense of wavelength mismatch.

After the talk, his behavior became even more strange.

24# rainbow

Catch a landlord alive!What's more strange?Ask for grilling.

25# Zhongshan local specialty purchase agent

Wait.

26# Xiyangyang brand laundry detergent

It's even more strange... I can't imagine it.

27# Bi Yian

When you are in a bad mood, you can laugh out loud by reading this post. Today, someone called me Fa Qi. At first I thought it was because I love law and I am a quadruped, but I searched the Internet... angry!

28# also squatted in the lab today and my neck hurts

There are quite a lot of strange behaviors... I feel like I can't understand his brain circuit.

For example, I met him yesterday when I went to the library. I was thinking about the experiment report and didn’t notice him. Run away from me?"

Although this statement sounds more normal than the previous ones, I just feel that something is wrong.

And the day before yesterday, he said that he would invite me to soak in Lingquan.After I got into the water, he stood naked by the pool and asked me: "Are you satisfied with what you saw?" To be honest, the place was good, the environment was good, and the aura was also full, so I replied that it felt very good. I like it very much, and then he walked around with his hips crossed very proudly, as for... Although it is a private spiritual spring, it really looks indecent for him to walk around with birds naked!So I politely asked him if he wanted to go into the water.

He said "You're playing with fire" and then turned around and ran away. I'm soaking in the water and playing with a woolen fire!Besides, I am playing with fire every day in alchemy!

In the end he didn't go into the water.

I have no idea what he is thinking!Also, is it possible for him to develop exhibitionism like this...

29#My brother is so cute today

I understand but I dare not say...

30# rainbow

+1, I don't want to hurt LZ's pure heart.

31# also squatted in the lab today and my neck hurts

Why dare not say it?Is my cousin really hopeless?It's okay, just tell me, I've already considered the worst outcome, so just say it.

32# Didi beat the leopard

The section in the library... I carefully read LZ's description three times, and I want to say that there is a special word for this kind of situation called "bidong".

33# Zhongshan local specialty purchase agent

According to the speech, I think LZ should not have a girlfriend.

34# also squatted in the lab today and my neck hurts

Who said I don't have a girlfriend!

35# Zhongshan local specialty purchase agent

Girlfriend living in the TV (smile GIF)

36#Happy with the sword

LS... People are hard to tear down.

37# Guess the correct answer with a reward

Let me tell you something weakly, if LZ wants to know more, you can read the book "The Love of the World: The Confused Wife of the Evil President"

38# also squatted in the lab today and my neck hurts

OK!Thanks!Watch it tonight.

39# half immortal surnamed Huang

...a moment of silence.

40#brother ♂ expensive philosophy ♂ study

Hey hey hey 37L is a real warrior in the illusion round!

41# After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master

Silently watching and waiting for the follow-up.

……

87# also squatted in the lab today and my neck hurts

Thanks everyone, I finished reading that novel...

I want to be quiet again...

88#Dark King

Who is Jingjing? ? ? ? ! ! ! !

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