Don't pick up snake eggs in the wild

My name is Lin Jing, because my father said that I was very noisy when I was young, so I am called Lin Jing; because my father said that such a name is not easy to reveal, but in fact, as long as it is said, everyone can understand, so I am called Lin Jing; because my father I defeated my father in one night, so my name is Lin Jing.

I used to look at my father complaining, why he didn't win that night, I was called this name!He gave me a cold look and continued to draw, leaving only a classic sentence that I can't forget until now.

"My wife must be pampered."

Dad, do you think this can cover up your 'wife' strict control attributes?

It's shining on the top of your head and it's about to turn red. Did you make it bold?

Anyway, my name is Lin Jing.This name was chosen by my two fathers very harmoniously, and I can't object.

I remember when I was young, the teacher asked the children to introduce themselves on stage, and everyone’s routines were similar—my name is XX, I have a father who loves me, and a mother who chatters endlessly. I like XXXX.

But when it comes to me—my name is Lin Jing, I have a father who is indifferent but treats my daddy very well, and a daddy who always likes to make fun of me. I love my family.

Later I became famous in school.

Then, I received a lot of love letters, the only thing I regret is that their owners are all men.

Since I was a child, my daddy told me how hard it was to be pregnant with me. I was pregnant for almost 3 years, and I was in pain in the operating room for almost a week when I was born.

Then when the children were complaining that their parents said they picked them up next to the trash can, I was very happy to tell them what my daddy said to me.Because I am different in a child.

When I grow up, I know that men cannot have children.I realized that I was indeed different, but not as happy as before.The first is because what Daddy told me was plagiarized from that cartoon called Nezha;

Daddy always complains that my temper is too cold, just like my father, I have not inherited his cheerful personality at all, so I can’t find a girl to marry and have a baby in the future, I remember I replied to him, then I will have a baby with a boy .

Later, there will always be more DVDs of Sora Aoi and Ran Muto in the room.

No matter how I lock my room, the key is only in my hand, the windows are closed and the curtains are drawn, and even the door of the bathroom in the room is closed, but those DVDs still appear beside my bed.

This matter is still an unsolved mystery.

There is a brother named Caogen living next door to my house. Every time I see him, I feel very confident, because I find that my name sounds much better than his.

I like to play with him.

Although he is a shitty fart.These are Daddy's original words.

Later, when I was 13 years old and full of pimples, the grassroots brother wanted to marry somewhere else. He said that his lover was in another city, and then he hugged me and muttered, saying that it was just a kindergarten tear up A love letter, and it turned out that I had to wait so long before coming to him.

I don't understand anyway.But still happy for him.

Then I ran to find Daddy——I will definitely get married sooner in the future!

Lying on the bed so angry that Daddy couldn't get up, his body was still covered with something like a 'red rash', Dad kicked me out directly, I stopped in front of the closed door, and I heard Daddy's fury inside The sound of cursing.

Later, my father had a calm and quiet father-son discussion with me. The overall meaning was that, as his child, I must be the one who married.

And later—Daddy looked at me like a wolf on guard every day, and even glared at me with a self-willed and depraved look, until I couldn't help but submit the application for living in school.Met...that cheater!

Well, that's another story.

In short, my name is Lin Jing, I have a father who loves me, maybe not like a father, and a father who loves me and fears that I will be transformed.I love them.

——Lin Jing's self-report

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