Don't be a scumbag

"Senior Sister, you can't see that you are a woman at all like this." Xu Zhu scratched the short hair that had just grown out, smiled foolishly, his eyes were full of admiration.

"Hey, no, no, you should call me Senior Brother, Junior Brother Xu Zhuzi." Leng Bingbing knocked the folding fan on Xu Zhu's head, making a crackling sound.Xu Zhu was not angry either, he obediently called his senior brother.At first glance, this kind of character is used to being bullied since childhood.

Leng Bingbing can't see now, and needs to mobilize all the senses of the whole body to listen to the sound to identify the position. On the surface, he still looks like a leisurely noble son.She gently shook the folding fan, with a smile on her lips, and came to the Xixia Palace.

"Everyone, this time when our princess invites heroes to come here, there will be three small tests. The first one is a competition between everyone." A court lady in Western Xia costume came out, her manners were decent and her voice was clear and bright. .

"You little girl, why doesn't your princess come out first and let us see it first, let us have a look first too." A man dressed as a Tubo prince said rudely. Someone who others pay attention to.The people next to him laughed, and he felt faintly proud.

"The princess is a daughter of gold, so we can see it at will. Only after going through various tests and seeing the princess again can we show our sincerity. The prince is so worried, does it mean that he has no confidence in himself?" Leng Bingbing rushed to the gentle and considerate Duan Yu and Murong Fu, who wanted to show off, spoke before.

Murong Fu was seized by others, and he showed his demeanor not to be outdone: "This brother is right, I have waited a long way to see the princess, so it doesn't matter if I wait a little longer. Besides, even if I haven't seen the princess, but I can already imagine that the princess is absolutely heavenly and admirable."

"Then what if Her Royal Highness has a sausage mouth, fleshy eyes, and pockmarked face?" Leng Bingbing said immediately, but her voice was so gentle, without the slightest aggressiveness, it would only make people feel that she was just a little confused. I want to ask Murong Fu.

Murong Fu was choked up, and some words of praise stuck in his throat.He suppressed the anger in his heart, and said with a serious expression: "If I am lucky enough to marry the princess, I will naturally treat her well. Regardless of beauty or ugliness, Murong Fu is absolutely sincere to the princess."

"Oh." Leng Bingbing dragged out the ending, "I didn't expect Mr. Murong to have such deep feelings for a woman I've never seen before. It's really admirable." The meaning of those words was that Murong Fu had bad intentions, clearly out of admiration The financial power of the Xixia Kingdom represented by the princess.

The court lady burst out laughing, and she hurriedly said: "Heroes, let's take part in the first round of the competition first, Mr. Zi, please also." The Mr. Zi here refers to the coldness.The maid's cheeks were flushed with a smile, and her cold eyes were no longer so formulaic.

"Hey, Xiao Wang hasn't answered the question you asked!" The Tubo prince lost the attention of others, and his face immediately became a little worried, and he spoke even more arrogantly.

"Even if you are a Tubo prince, you have to follow the rules of our Xixia princess when you come here." The court lady said neither humble nor overbearing, but she turned the face of the Tubo prince.The prince attacked her angrily, but was hit by the coldness on the wrist, and flinched back with a howl.

"Thank you, Mr. Zi, for your help." The little maid's voice became more gentle, but there was no panic or fear in the slightest.The cold smile remained unchanged, and he said indifferently: "It's okay, I just can't see a bug and it always wants to rub against the flowers."

"You little bastard, do you know who Xiao Wang is?" Prince Tubo suddenly felt that everyone around him was laughing at him, and he absolutely wanted to find his way back.

"Who is the little bastard scolding?" Leng Bingbing tilted her head, but Xiao Feng pulled her back to her side.

"I don't know. Of course the little bastard scolded you. I didn't expect you to be a fool. Xiao Wang won't bother with you." The Tubo prince said triumphantly, and the smart and smart girls laughed. , he was still attracting people's attention, "Look, a fool actually came to recruit relatives this time."

"It turned out that the little bastard was scolding me. I know. I'm sorry. I'm blind, so I can't tell the difference."

"You blind man, why are you here to join in the fun? How dare you insult me? I'm going to kill you!" The Tubo prince's face was turned into a pig's liver by the coldness, and he was the first to enter the ring.

"Ah Zi, I'll do it for you." How could Xiao Feng watch from the side, he was about to make a move when he was stopped coldly, "Brother-in-law, how can I do this kind of thing for you, don't worry. I don't care what the princess looks like." I'm very interested, and I'll stick to it until the end." After finishing speaking, she walked onto the ring leisurely, and used an ordinary folding fan to fight against the Tubo prince's meteor hammer.

Leng Bingbing started his lightness kung fu and cleverly used his floating sleeves, his whole body was like a fluttering butterfly, which dazzled the eyes but had a unique aesthetic feeling.Because of the internal force absorbed from Ding Chunqiu as support, teasing the Tubo prince is like playing a monkey.She kicked him to the ground with one last kick, cupped her hands and said, "I've accepted."

The prince was even more embarrassed, so he could only jump up and pat the ashes, shouting: "Xiao Wang just let you down because he couldn't bear to see a blind man being bullied. Don't be too complacent." I really had that thought just now, and I felt proud again.

Zhong Ling was a little bit aggrieved, but her cold smile remained unchanged, "Having arguing with such a person is actually inferior. It's not what a gentleman would do."

"Ah Zi is right, you have to forgive others and forgive others." Duan Yu obviously agreed with Leng Bingbing's statement.

The Tubo prince screamed, covered his buttocks and asked others: "Which bastard is attacking me?! Get out of me!"

"Ah...Brother Zi, didn't you say that you don't care about it?" Zhong Ling lowered her voice and said excitedly.

"Brother Zhong, I'm not a gentleman, why should I be so scruples, you mean it." She replied with a cold smile, she must be narrow-minded, otherwise she wouldn't be so active. people.Duan Yu had nothing to say, and turned around to have a romantic relationship with Wang Yuyan.

"That's right." Zhong Ling nodded, looking receptive.

There is not only one chance in the first round of competition, so after screening in this way, there are still many people.Tubo prince, Murong Fu, Murong Fu's retainer Bao BuTong, Xu Zhu, Xiao Feng and Duan Yu all stayed behind.Although Bao Different's age did not match, he also entered the second round after he messed around.As for those girls who disguised themselves as men, they had been spotted a long time ago, and they were arranged to drink tea and eat snacks in the hall and wait for the final result.

"Young Master Zi, do you need a servant to help you?" If she hadn't said it out coldly, the maid would never have discovered that she was blind.So when she walked ahead with a candle, she couldn't help asking.

"Thank you for your kindness, Miss Zi is fine, just lead the way ahead." Now that it's all over, how can Leng Bingbing lose her demeanor and ask a girl to support her, of course she refuses decisively.

The palace maid remained silent, but she aggravated her footsteps while walking to help Leng Bingbing identify the road surface.

What they came to was a secret room, and the walls were covered with scrolls for people to admire.Standing there coldly and calmly, she didn't feel any embarrassment at all, her skills were not yet strong enough to be able to touch pictures and characters just by touching them.

"Young Master Zi, are you here this time to ask to marry the princess?" The court lady didn't want to be left out coldly, so she chatted casually.

"I don't know the princess's name, I don't know what the princess looks like, and I don't know the princess's character and talent. How can I ask for marriage?" Leng Bingbing knew that the other party was the princess's maid, so she didn't talk to her. Same as others.

"Then why did you come here?" the palace maid couldn't help asking.

"The reason for this time is that I just accompanied my brother here, and I am also a little curious."

"What's the main reason?"

"Naturally, I'm looking for the girl in Xia's dream." The cold smile on the corner of his mouth disappeared, and his face was full of sadness, which could easily arouse women's pity. I know if I can still find her." The reason why Leng Bingbing put in all her effort is just for this moment, hmph, before Xu Zhu provoked her, the debt has not been settled yet, she can't take revenge on Xiao Feng, adding some twists and turns to Xu Zhu's relationship is always It's ok.

"What?!" The maid wanted to say something more, but something happened in the secret room. It turned out that the Tubo prince opened the scroll and found that there were many martial arts secrets engraved on the wall hidden by the scroll.As soon as he yelled, everyone couldn't help running their meridians according to the secret book, but they almost went crazy.Fortunately, Xu Zhu and the others reacted very quickly, they extinguished the candle and sorted out the meridians for everyone.

Facing everyone's questioning, the court lady calmly explained: "If we intend to harm the heroes, why bother to hang calligraphy and paintings on the wall to cover up the secret books, and remind everyone not to mess with the things on the wall. In short, if you still want to If you want to continue, please come with your slaves."

"Brother-in-law, let's go." Leng Bingbing called Xiao Feng, and followed the maid to continue walking inside.The others were naturally unwilling to give up halfway, and they all followed one after another.

They came to an exaggerated stone room, the light was much brighter than before.At the innermost end of the stone room is a huge reclining chair, comparable to a big bed, surrounded by white sand curtains, which is hazy, and the princess of Xixia is sitting in it, so it is hard to see clearly.

"This last hurdle is that our princess will ask three questions, and everyone will answer them in turn." The maid walked into the sand curtain, said a few words in a low voice, and then asked loudly, "Who will answer first?"

Everyone looks at me and I look at you, but they don't want to be the first.It was Bao BuTong, a person who had no idea at all, who came to ask for directions.

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