High School Chronicle So You Are Here

The sun pierced through the clouds, from the roof of the toilet, through the high wall of the toilet door, and directly hit the back of Liu Jialuo's head who came out of the toilet clutching his stomach.

Liu Jialuo was a little nervous, and when he went to the toilet, he was hit by the person who squatted in the pit before him.Although there is a one-meter-high retaining wall, the school seems to be very particular about toilet hygiene, and the flushing sink under the squatting pit is pasted with white tiles.Accidentally, he saw it through the reflection of the tiles.When he realized it, his head was a little frightened, and he quickly wiped his buttocks and walked out with his pants up.

"Fuck", forgot to wash your hands.After thinking about it for three seconds and still not returning, he wiped his face in annoyance and walked towards the classroom.

Go up the stairs and through the hallway.Someone touches his face, someone pinches his ass. "Why didn't anyone shake my hand?" He thought angrily again.

Coming to the seat in the corner of the classroom, Xu Yuanze and the others were talking about the sophomore class.Xu Yuanze glanced at him, "Baozi, aren't you excited that we are going to be divided into classes? Finally, I don't have to see these ugly girls. I've been soaked in my aesthetic level this year. Seeing a sow wearing stockings makes me feel sick." I was so moved that I wanted to come to propose marriage, so I changed shifts quickly."

"The girls in our class are all bandits coming down the mountain, Mu Guiying's cousins. I haven't seen them caring about their studies. They think about forcing a man to be the wife of the village every day, and they just pick on the bad guys," Er Jian lamented.

"Yes," Shen Jun gritted his teeth and grinned bitterly, "I offered to throw myself into my arms several times, and they still rejected me based on my figure and beauty. Either let me have plastic surgery, or let me change my gender so that they can fight My sister Amoy. Shit!"

Liu Jialuo stared and said, are you too arrogant, there are a group of girls eating grass next to you.Sure enough, Diao Chan seemed to be talking to Zhaojun, but the beautiful woman turned her wings in shock, "Yuanzi, if you are so arrogant, I will accept you. Are you beautiful in different classes? What a beauty, I will not separate from you."

Xu Yuanze stopped talking.

Diao Chan walked over with a very coquettish smile, and abruptly pinched Liu Jialuo's flushed face with both hands and pulled it left and right, and then pulled it hard to the sides.The techniques and strength are exactly the same as those of the aunt at Jiekou Noodle Shop.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah...it hurts." He tried hard to break Diao Chan's paw, and accidentally rubbed against Diao Chan's chest, which was soft.Liu Jialuo was startled and quickly withdrew his hand, and wanted to push her shoulder but was not tall enough, Diao Chan's chest was strenuous and dangerous for him.

"Okay", Xu Yuanze stretched out his big hand and grabbed Liu's back waist and pulled back the clothes.Liu Jialuo broke free from the female devil's claws and took two steps back, just hitting the table.

"Hey", the pain in the face is now adding to the pain in the back.

"Renbaozi is a boy anyway, how can you find a girlfriend if you play like this all day long?" Xu Yuanze waved his hands left and right, meaning that it was time for class, so they all rolled back to their seats.

Diao Chan held her slightly turbulent long hair with her hand, and raised her right hand.Zhaojun next to him quickly stepped forward to help him up. "Ai's family is upset watching and listening to it. It's time to catch up on sleep in the next class."

"You can't push her away." Xu Yuanze glanced at Liu Jialuo.

"How do I push, push her chest or push her stomach." Liu Jialuo was still in pain because of the pain in his waist.I accidentally rubbed something greasy from Diao Chan's wrist just now, and felt a little ashamed.He rubbed his waist and sat back in his seat angrily.

"It's time to divide classes." Thinking about it, Liu Jialuo slammed his chin on the table, his eyes began to lose focus, and saliva flowed silently from the corner of his mouth.Unknowingly soaked at least ten sheets of thick paper, history was soaked by him.

"Snapped."

"Damn, who voted for me!" He opened his eyes suddenly.The chalk head fell from the top of the head and lay next to the fountain pen on the table.Hei San glared at his bitch eyes in this direction, not revealing his majesty.Pull out new chalk, turn around and write a line of big characters on the blackboard: The first emperor unified the six countries, unified weights and measures, currency and writing.

"Qin Shihuang, the first emperor of China, his feats were not created by him alone. But his badness is indeed that he made it all by himself. His history is very dark. , um, let me tell you slowly..." Hei San likes to include a lot of "um, um" in his lectures.His classmates said that he had become too accustomed to sex.

Liu Jialuo smiled and thanked Teacher for not naming him to save face. "Teacher, you shoot me with a shot put, and I love you too." He quickly sat up straight and listened to the class.

Qin Shihuang's suspicious nature comes from his extraordinary life experience, such as not being a queen for life, Lu Buwei being a political outlaw, Zhao Ji, Lai Ai... This is where the Liu family fell into the trap.No, there is nothing in the textbooks.

After school. "Brother Baozi invites you to dinner, let's play together after eating."

The Liu family fell silent.

"Why are you angry again, and no one said you are short, such a small self-esteem. If you can't reach the top, you attack their chest." Xu Yuanze walked over and patted his shoulder with a smile.

"Let's go play billiards after dinner."

"I'll study by myself at night." Liu Jialuo collected the books and prepared to go to the big restaurant for dinner.

"Okay, you boy. I will teach you how to play ball and pick girls later." Xu Yuanze waved, "Let's go, brothers."

Shen Jun, Er Jian, Da Pao, and Xiao Ju punched Liu Jialuo on the shoulder one by one, and went out hugging Xu Yuanze.

Even at the end of the next semester, there are still not many students going to self-study in the evening, and the first year of senior high school does not have that kind of learning atmosphere.

"Definitely choose liberal arts." Liu Jialuo lay on the table all night, twisting and twisting like a water snake. "The history teacher likes me, the politics teacher likes me, and I'm still the representative of the politics class. But there are too many girls in the liberal arts class and not many boys. Is it a bit effeminate to study liberal arts?" He murmured to himself.The last female students in the class walked out one after another.

"Xiao Jialuo, are you studying literature?"

Liu Jialuo knew that there was only one girl who couldn't call him Baozi, and it was Tian Yu's voice.Tian Yu's voice is very nice, like in the light rain, you are walking slowly on the runway with your umbrella on your eyes, and she gently scrapes your ears with a feather.

"Yeah, you're good at liberal arts, and you're now in the top ten of your class. If you're good enough, you'll go to science classes. You'll be the general if you're selected from the rest of the cripples. It's better to be a chicken head than a phoenix tail. That's how it is done." This is definitely Tian Yu's good sister He Jiaru, a big girl from Shandong, speaking.Speak straight, your ancestral home is Shandong, I forgive you.Damn, you are a girl who reads Jin Yong's novels every day, how outrageous your male hormones are.

"Well", he took a deep breath and frowned, holding his arms in his arms and trying to look like a man. "But there are too many girls in the liberal arts class, so I feel uncomfortable."

He Jiaru supported Tian Yu's shoulder, "Okay, how many people in our class do you think you are a boy. You can't see the whole body at 1.6 meters [-]. You can only see half of the face in parts. Hey, don't say it, Xiao Yu. Our steamed stuffed bun looks heroic when I look at it with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, have you ever plucked your eyebrows?"

He Jiaru suddenly approached, "Wait, I'm digressing. If you look at the lower part of the face, the small pointed nose, small chin, and plump face, isn't that just a pork stuffed bun just out of the cage, but the mouth is a little too big You are inherently bad, and the little nun pretended to be thrown into the men's pile, pretending to be a junior brother, with evil intentions."

The Liu family said that while you were meeting me, you also attacked me personally.That day you turned into a boy and I beat you to death.

"Don't talk about Xiaoru, Jialuo will get angry if you talk about it." Tian Yu slapped He Jiaru who was stared to death by Liu Jialuo. "Xiao Ru from the Northeast, don't mind." Tian Yu smiled at Chen Jialuo.

"I'm from Shandong. We haven't been to Naga in the northeast." The person next to me corrected.

Perhaps it was the reason why Chen Jialuo lowered his head after being ridiculed. His hair should be cut a little longer to cover half of his forehead.Three-quarters of the two big eye sockets are filled with hair shadows, so faint that it's hard to tell whether it's a boy's or a girl's eyes.There was a lump of flesh in the middle of the lips, the small mouth was raised proudly, the pink cheeks were bulging, and the capillaries were swollen like they might burst blood at any moment.Tian Yu suddenly had the urge to squeeze her hands.

"I heard that Mr. Politics will be the head teacher of the liberal arts class in the second year of high school, and you are his class representative. You must be the head of his class. The teacher likes you very much."

"Little junior sister has been unspoken by the master, the seat of the head wife is yours," He Jiaru added.

Liu Jialuo lay down on the table angrily, opened the history textbook and put it on his head, ignoring people.

The two girls walked out of the classroom with a smile.

"Let's go, Jialuo"

"Let's go, little junior sister"

The classroom became quiet, and students from other classes occasionally passed by the door, clapping basketballs.Liu Jialuo jumped up and ran to the window next to the podium, knelt on a chair and pushed the window open. "Huh..." The night wind blew in, piercing from head to eyes, nose and mouth. "Ah Choo." He sneezed, and the stinking wind also teased the young master, and he cursed in his heart.At this time, Feng seemed to hear it, smiled mischievously around his ears, and brushed the roots of his ears: go to the liberal arts class, there is no need to discuss it with anyone.No. 1 in class can be the monitor, how prestige it is to be the monitor.When you are prestige, girls will like you to be your girlfriend. Isn't this what you desire?Liu Jia Luofeng lost his eyes, as if he really heard someone talking to him.