High School Chronicle So You Are Here
Chapter 3 Xu Family Instructions
In class the next day, Liu Jialuo folded the thickest gown and spread it on the stool.It hurts to think about it, so I took out a copy of the reference news I usually bought and folded it in half and put it on top.The first two sections are all mathematics, and the teacher checks the papers.The first section talks about the small questions of selection and judgment in the front of the paper, and the second section deals with the big questions of solid geometry and functions.Liu Jialuo made many mistakes on the small questions and copied the answers to the big ones, so he could basically understand them, so he listened carefully at the beginning, and was ready to miss the second section.
The deskmate and Lu Li are fat guys who started to doze off as soon as the second period started.He took out a piece of paper and wrote the three big characters "Bastard" in the middle, a basketball was drawn on the bottom, a grave was drawn under the ball, and three sticks of incense were placed on it.
Then Liu Jialuo began to attack with extremely vicious language, of course all venting was written on paper.There are many words that bring the other party's parents. "Dogs, sons of a bitch, stupid brains, you fall into the pit when you go to the toilet, and you die before you drown. You went to university in Shihezi, Xinjiang, and you were killed on the first day of school. You play basketball Hit the shelf and become an idiot, dancing naked on the traffic post every day. You marry a wife and a donkey, you kiss the donkey, give birth to a bunch of donkeys, and you will be grinded for the rest of your life..." At the end of the writing, I was very angry and started He poked it with a pen, and the sound was a bit loud, so he put the math textbook under it.
Sitting behind the Liu family is Lu Zhiming, who spends his days eating, drinking and drowsy, and everyone calls him Lu San.After class, Lu Zhiming poked him with the tip of a pen, "What are you doing with the buns, why are you pounding garlic all morning?".
The Liu family will not even turn their heads, "Three, you can continue to sleep. The next two periods are the teacher's class, so hurry up and cherish the last 10 minutes of this class."
Five people staggered in and Diao Chan talked to Zhao Jun across the road, discussing whether Ting Feng loved Faye Wong or Bai Zhi.Diao Chan is a die-hard fan of Faye Wong, and she was having a hard time chatting with each other, when she suddenly stretched her feet.A certain person was walking in front of him, and almost tripped over with a crooked body.Diao Chan giggled, picked up a strand of hair and brushed the corner of her lips with the end of it.
"If I'm really Lu Bu, I have to take one of your legs off. Really, sister." Xu Yuanze was a little sullen.
"Come on, the person will be three months older than you, and the female junior will hold a gold brick."
"Okay, then I'll take you in for the Ching Ming Festival, how about my sister." Xu Yuanze walked to the back and sat down on his seat.
"It's an auspicious day for the zodiac!" Zhaojun pushed his glasses, "Let Yuanzi look for your ashes first and see which one has a comb in it."
"Get lost." Diao Chan said the same to her.
Liu Jialuo was sleeping on his stomach, Xu Yuanze squeezed away Erjian who was about to sit down, and slapped him. "Wake up, Baozi, why are you putting your clothes under your butt?"
Which pot is not open, which pot is lifted? Liu Jialuo dealt with it, "sit comfortably", and then squinted.
"Turn your head away, it's hard to talk to you like this."
"I'm sleepy, I have something to say later." He remembered what Xu Yuanze's stinky paws did last night, and he didn't even bother to talk to him.
Xu Yuanze stood up and pinched his waist with both hands, "Baozi, it's against you!"
Liu Jialuo almost threw the table down in a panic, "What's the matter, what's the matter, I'm sleepy!"
"What's on the table, let me take a look."
Liu Jialuo thought of it, turned around and wanted to grab it and tear it up.
"Bring it", Xu Yuanze stood up and quickly raised him by three heads, grabbed his neck with his left hand and grabbed the paper on the table with his right hand.
"Want to grab it."
"Pa, pa" means two slaps, making Liu Jialuo's little hand red.Liu Jialuo knelt down while touching Little Red Claw.
Everyone watched the excitement, and Er Jian yelled, "Brother Xu is training his daughter-in-law, watch Xu's family training!"
"Tell me, did you make a mistake?"
"wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"Bad attitude."
"anything else?"
"I still want to do it."
"When did you start thinking about making mistakes?"
Liu Jialuo thought about "5 minutes ago".
"Shit, you've been wanting to rebel since yesterday. What is this?" Xu Yuanze looked at the paper in his hand and smiled after asking.
"Are you calling an adulterer or a real enemy?"
"True enemies are irreconcilable."
"Someone bullied you, basketball player, which class?"
"No, no." Liu Jialuo didn't want people to know about his embarrassment, he was beaten on his ass.
"Then what, I went to the bathroom and saw a girl who looked good, and when I came out, I saw that she had a boyfriend and played there. I'm too jealous, I don't even know her, and I want you to help me find out."
"Okay, if you have a boyfriend, stop thinking about it. Later, I'll go to the third class and introduce you to some juicy and temperamental ones." Satisfied, Xu Yuanze threw the paper balls into the wastebasket with a smile on his face.
"Yuanzi, don't bully Jialuo, isn't he your brother?" Tian Yu, the deputy class monitor and Chinese class representative, came here just as he was handing out homework.
"No, this is a couple's night chat. I suspect that this kid is cuckolding me. That's fine." With a wave of his hand, "Go back to class, don't fix these useless things, and come to me if you have anything to do."
Lao Tian teaches English, and no one misses his class.First, he is the head teacher and has the mobile phone number of each student's parent.Less than one phone call per class, "Your child is lost, go find it quickly."Secondly, men and women are equal, as much as they are ruthless to boys, they are as ruthless as they are to girls, without showing any face.Both men and women run five laps on the playground, and they must memorize English texts while running.After a lap, my legs didn't run sore and my tongue started to cramp.Squatting is punished by squatting in the corridor of the aisle, where people come and go, men and women are full of flowers and flowers, just like the scene of anti-pornography.
Ten minutes before the end of the last class, Lao Tian suddenly stopped talking, and quietly looked at the dark heads in the classroom until everyone was looking at him.
"This weekend, everyone will go home and discuss with their parents about the selection of subjects. Boys will report to the class leader and girls will report to the deputy class leader before next Wednesday. All the statistics will be handed over to me. The final exam will start next month. I will notify the class leader of the specific arrangements. The teacher loves to drag the class. This time I will not procrastinate, and I will not procrastinate before the exam. One year has passed, you know for yourself if you learn well and learn badly. Many students still want to mess around all day. You mess around. , It’s been a few days. I thought it was Han Han, Han Han’s parents are rich, how can you compare? Final exam results will affect your placement, so teachers who want to cheat don’t care about you. But caught Don't look for me, and don't say it's my student. Get out of class."
At noon, Liu Jialuo quietly went to the small restaurant to have a meal with Xu Yuanze, Shen Jun, Erjian, and Liu Jialuo wanted to ask Xu Yuanze something.But Xu Yuanze was talking nonsense with a few bastards, and he stuffed vegetables into his mouth as soon as he opened his mouth, and even used his own chopsticks.Don't ask any more questions in a fit of anger, the pigs in the school are burying their heads in painstakingly, piled up on the plate like a hill of meals.
There are two classes on the Friday afternoon at the end of each month.In order to make it easier for Lu Yuan’s classmates to go home and go to class half an hour earlier, school ends at 03:30.The Liu family returned home like an arrow and rushed out with the packed backpack in their hands.
A few female classmates from the city stopped him in the corridor, "Baozi return the books with us, my sister will take you to borrow some comics to open your eyes."
"Forget it, I made an appointment with a beautiful woman to go home with me. I have a lot to do."
"Ah, you have a girlfriend now, which class of evildoers took you in."
The Liu family was relieved and said that they should be divided into classes quickly.Just one more look at this group of weirdos in the class makes his liver hurt, his stomach hurt, and his heart hurts.
First insert the IC card at the roadside telephone booth and make a call.
"Sister Yan, is my mother here? Tell her to come over and answer the phone. I'll go home in the afternoon and ask my mother to pick me up."
Sister Yan seemed to be gnawing sugar cane, "Ahh, Luoluo, ahhhh, your house is locked, and your parents are working in the fields. Your mother told you to go to your aunt's house on weekends at noon, No one will cook for you when you go home."
"I'm back, just in time for work."
"What are you doing? It's just your little body. Don't worry, Sanwen and Sifang have helped with your family's work. Just don't come back and make trouble. I'll hang up."
As soon as he hung up the phone, he was startled by two car horns.Before cursing, he saw a silver-white Mercedes-Benz sedan. Xu Yuanze opened the window and waved to him. He squeezed his nose and walked over.
"Come back with me, Baozi. I'm going to climb the mountain on weekends. You weigh the buns for me and I'll take care of your food and drink."
"No", Liu Jialuo said very gently, he was afraid that Xu Yuanze would go crazy and drag him into the car. "Then why do I have to go home, my mother has prepared a table of dishes waiting for me."
"Okay, be careful on the road. I'll visit your natal family one day, and I'm leaving." With a snap of his fingers, the car drove away.
"I'll visit your grandma for a while," he yelled fiercely as he watched the car go away.Looking back, there were already people in the phone booth and we had to queue up again.
"Sister, no one cooks for me because of peanuts at home. I'll come to you on weekends. I'll prepare some delicious food and tie up your little ancestor. I want to serve you with sticks."
The voice of a woman in her 20s was on the phone, a little hoarse but gentle. "Well, let's go to your aunt's house. I heard that they live in the oilfield area and have a good life. Go and eat two good meals to make you grow taller."
"You think I'm superfluous, don't care. I took bus 54 for half an hour and hung up." Liu Jialuo hung up the phone and walked to the bus station booth to wait for the bus. The No. 54 bus hasn't arrived yet, so it's boring to wait.Turning around to see two people walking far away from the school with their bags on their backs, Liu Jialuo saw clearly who was walking forward with a sigh.He knew that there was a bus stop a few hundred meters to the right at the intersection in front of him, and there was a bus there that could also go to the second sister, although he had to back up one more time in the middle.It takes a little more time, but it's better than standing with people who feel uncomfortable when they meet each other and wait for the bus.
The breeze was blowing in the afternoon, and most of the heat on the road had faded away. Liu Jialuo felt a little uncomfortable with his bag on his back and his head bowed.Walking to another bus stop, there happened to be a few students from the second high school in the city waiting for the bus.Liu Jialuo looked up and saw No. [-] bus was also written on the stop sign, and the terminus of No. [-] bus was the No. [-] bus terminus in the county.How many good memories have been left on the No. [-] bus, and the half-hour drive always feels happy and short.The words on these nameplates were bright and dazzling, as if mercilessly satirizing him, why the relationship with that person was so muddled and stiff.
The deskmate and Lu Li are fat guys who started to doze off as soon as the second period started.He took out a piece of paper and wrote the three big characters "Bastard" in the middle, a basketball was drawn on the bottom, a grave was drawn under the ball, and three sticks of incense were placed on it.
Then Liu Jialuo began to attack with extremely vicious language, of course all venting was written on paper.There are many words that bring the other party's parents. "Dogs, sons of a bitch, stupid brains, you fall into the pit when you go to the toilet, and you die before you drown. You went to university in Shihezi, Xinjiang, and you were killed on the first day of school. You play basketball Hit the shelf and become an idiot, dancing naked on the traffic post every day. You marry a wife and a donkey, you kiss the donkey, give birth to a bunch of donkeys, and you will be grinded for the rest of your life..." At the end of the writing, I was very angry and started He poked it with a pen, and the sound was a bit loud, so he put the math textbook under it.
Sitting behind the Liu family is Lu Zhiming, who spends his days eating, drinking and drowsy, and everyone calls him Lu San.After class, Lu Zhiming poked him with the tip of a pen, "What are you doing with the buns, why are you pounding garlic all morning?".
The Liu family will not even turn their heads, "Three, you can continue to sleep. The next two periods are the teacher's class, so hurry up and cherish the last 10 minutes of this class."
Five people staggered in and Diao Chan talked to Zhao Jun across the road, discussing whether Ting Feng loved Faye Wong or Bai Zhi.Diao Chan is a die-hard fan of Faye Wong, and she was having a hard time chatting with each other, when she suddenly stretched her feet.A certain person was walking in front of him, and almost tripped over with a crooked body.Diao Chan giggled, picked up a strand of hair and brushed the corner of her lips with the end of it.
"If I'm really Lu Bu, I have to take one of your legs off. Really, sister." Xu Yuanze was a little sullen.
"Come on, the person will be three months older than you, and the female junior will hold a gold brick."
"Okay, then I'll take you in for the Ching Ming Festival, how about my sister." Xu Yuanze walked to the back and sat down on his seat.
"It's an auspicious day for the zodiac!" Zhaojun pushed his glasses, "Let Yuanzi look for your ashes first and see which one has a comb in it."
"Get lost." Diao Chan said the same to her.
Liu Jialuo was sleeping on his stomach, Xu Yuanze squeezed away Erjian who was about to sit down, and slapped him. "Wake up, Baozi, why are you putting your clothes under your butt?"
Which pot is not open, which pot is lifted? Liu Jialuo dealt with it, "sit comfortably", and then squinted.
"Turn your head away, it's hard to talk to you like this."
"I'm sleepy, I have something to say later." He remembered what Xu Yuanze's stinky paws did last night, and he didn't even bother to talk to him.
Xu Yuanze stood up and pinched his waist with both hands, "Baozi, it's against you!"
Liu Jialuo almost threw the table down in a panic, "What's the matter, what's the matter, I'm sleepy!"
"What's on the table, let me take a look."
Liu Jialuo thought of it, turned around and wanted to grab it and tear it up.
"Bring it", Xu Yuanze stood up and quickly raised him by three heads, grabbed his neck with his left hand and grabbed the paper on the table with his right hand.
"Want to grab it."
"Pa, pa" means two slaps, making Liu Jialuo's little hand red.Liu Jialuo knelt down while touching Little Red Claw.
Everyone watched the excitement, and Er Jian yelled, "Brother Xu is training his daughter-in-law, watch Xu's family training!"
"Tell me, did you make a mistake?"
"wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"Bad attitude."
"anything else?"
"I still want to do it."
"When did you start thinking about making mistakes?"
Liu Jialuo thought about "5 minutes ago".
"Shit, you've been wanting to rebel since yesterday. What is this?" Xu Yuanze looked at the paper in his hand and smiled after asking.
"Are you calling an adulterer or a real enemy?"
"True enemies are irreconcilable."
"Someone bullied you, basketball player, which class?"
"No, no." Liu Jialuo didn't want people to know about his embarrassment, he was beaten on his ass.
"Then what, I went to the bathroom and saw a girl who looked good, and when I came out, I saw that she had a boyfriend and played there. I'm too jealous, I don't even know her, and I want you to help me find out."
"Okay, if you have a boyfriend, stop thinking about it. Later, I'll go to the third class and introduce you to some juicy and temperamental ones." Satisfied, Xu Yuanze threw the paper balls into the wastebasket with a smile on his face.
"Yuanzi, don't bully Jialuo, isn't he your brother?" Tian Yu, the deputy class monitor and Chinese class representative, came here just as he was handing out homework.
"No, this is a couple's night chat. I suspect that this kid is cuckolding me. That's fine." With a wave of his hand, "Go back to class, don't fix these useless things, and come to me if you have anything to do."
Lao Tian teaches English, and no one misses his class.First, he is the head teacher and has the mobile phone number of each student's parent.Less than one phone call per class, "Your child is lost, go find it quickly."Secondly, men and women are equal, as much as they are ruthless to boys, they are as ruthless as they are to girls, without showing any face.Both men and women run five laps on the playground, and they must memorize English texts while running.After a lap, my legs didn't run sore and my tongue started to cramp.Squatting is punished by squatting in the corridor of the aisle, where people come and go, men and women are full of flowers and flowers, just like the scene of anti-pornography.
Ten minutes before the end of the last class, Lao Tian suddenly stopped talking, and quietly looked at the dark heads in the classroom until everyone was looking at him.
"This weekend, everyone will go home and discuss with their parents about the selection of subjects. Boys will report to the class leader and girls will report to the deputy class leader before next Wednesday. All the statistics will be handed over to me. The final exam will start next month. I will notify the class leader of the specific arrangements. The teacher loves to drag the class. This time I will not procrastinate, and I will not procrastinate before the exam. One year has passed, you know for yourself if you learn well and learn badly. Many students still want to mess around all day. You mess around. , It’s been a few days. I thought it was Han Han, Han Han’s parents are rich, how can you compare? Final exam results will affect your placement, so teachers who want to cheat don’t care about you. But caught Don't look for me, and don't say it's my student. Get out of class."
At noon, Liu Jialuo quietly went to the small restaurant to have a meal with Xu Yuanze, Shen Jun, Erjian, and Liu Jialuo wanted to ask Xu Yuanze something.But Xu Yuanze was talking nonsense with a few bastards, and he stuffed vegetables into his mouth as soon as he opened his mouth, and even used his own chopsticks.Don't ask any more questions in a fit of anger, the pigs in the school are burying their heads in painstakingly, piled up on the plate like a hill of meals.
There are two classes on the Friday afternoon at the end of each month.In order to make it easier for Lu Yuan’s classmates to go home and go to class half an hour earlier, school ends at 03:30.The Liu family returned home like an arrow and rushed out with the packed backpack in their hands.
A few female classmates from the city stopped him in the corridor, "Baozi return the books with us, my sister will take you to borrow some comics to open your eyes."
"Forget it, I made an appointment with a beautiful woman to go home with me. I have a lot to do."
"Ah, you have a girlfriend now, which class of evildoers took you in."
The Liu family was relieved and said that they should be divided into classes quickly.Just one more look at this group of weirdos in the class makes his liver hurt, his stomach hurt, and his heart hurts.
First insert the IC card at the roadside telephone booth and make a call.
"Sister Yan, is my mother here? Tell her to come over and answer the phone. I'll go home in the afternoon and ask my mother to pick me up."
Sister Yan seemed to be gnawing sugar cane, "Ahh, Luoluo, ahhhh, your house is locked, and your parents are working in the fields. Your mother told you to go to your aunt's house on weekends at noon, No one will cook for you when you go home."
"I'm back, just in time for work."
"What are you doing? It's just your little body. Don't worry, Sanwen and Sifang have helped with your family's work. Just don't come back and make trouble. I'll hang up."
As soon as he hung up the phone, he was startled by two car horns.Before cursing, he saw a silver-white Mercedes-Benz sedan. Xu Yuanze opened the window and waved to him. He squeezed his nose and walked over.
"Come back with me, Baozi. I'm going to climb the mountain on weekends. You weigh the buns for me and I'll take care of your food and drink."
"No", Liu Jialuo said very gently, he was afraid that Xu Yuanze would go crazy and drag him into the car. "Then why do I have to go home, my mother has prepared a table of dishes waiting for me."
"Okay, be careful on the road. I'll visit your natal family one day, and I'm leaving." With a snap of his fingers, the car drove away.
"I'll visit your grandma for a while," he yelled fiercely as he watched the car go away.Looking back, there were already people in the phone booth and we had to queue up again.
"Sister, no one cooks for me because of peanuts at home. I'll come to you on weekends. I'll prepare some delicious food and tie up your little ancestor. I want to serve you with sticks."
The voice of a woman in her 20s was on the phone, a little hoarse but gentle. "Well, let's go to your aunt's house. I heard that they live in the oilfield area and have a good life. Go and eat two good meals to make you grow taller."
"You think I'm superfluous, don't care. I took bus 54 for half an hour and hung up." Liu Jialuo hung up the phone and walked to the bus station booth to wait for the bus. The No. 54 bus hasn't arrived yet, so it's boring to wait.Turning around to see two people walking far away from the school with their bags on their backs, Liu Jialuo saw clearly who was walking forward with a sigh.He knew that there was a bus stop a few hundred meters to the right at the intersection in front of him, and there was a bus there that could also go to the second sister, although he had to back up one more time in the middle.It takes a little more time, but it's better than standing with people who feel uncomfortable when they meet each other and wait for the bus.
The breeze was blowing in the afternoon, and most of the heat on the road had faded away. Liu Jialuo felt a little uncomfortable with his bag on his back and his head bowed.Walking to another bus stop, there happened to be a few students from the second high school in the city waiting for the bus.Liu Jialuo looked up and saw No. [-] bus was also written on the stop sign, and the terminus of No. [-] bus was the No. [-] bus terminus in the county.How many good memories have been left on the No. [-] bus, and the half-hour drive always feels happy and short.The words on these nameplates were bright and dazzling, as if mercilessly satirizing him, why the relationship with that person was so muddled and stiff.
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