The overbearing president runs with the ball

There is a supermarket near the apartment where Lu Yunzhou lives. It is small in scale but has a complete range of goods and a snack shop. It is surrounded by residential areas and there is a lot of traffic at night.

There is soft and slow pure music playing in the supermarket, and occasionally an announcer will interrupt a few sentences.

Qi Yang and Lu Yunzhou pushed the shopping cart towards the cash register, looking like a sweet young couple from a distance.However, at this time, the two of them were relatively silent, and the atmosphere was extremely strange.

Evening is the time when customers shop the most, and a long queue soon formed.The two stood side by side and waited quietly at the back of the line, with a tacit understanding not to look at each other.

The queue time was a bit long, Qi Yang glanced at the family planning supplies shelf next to the cashier, picked up a box of Durex and threw it into the shopping cart.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you buy Durex or not, because the possibility of using it tonight is not high.Since Lu Yunzhou is going to run with the ball...it is naturally impossible to throw it outside.

Of course, this has nothing to do with him, Qi Yang will naturally choose the trusteeship model, and when he wakes up, it will be the next morning, and he will be happy to be a father in ten months ==

It would be great if Lu Yunzhou was a woman.

Qi Yang suddenly came up with this strange idea, that Lu Yunzhou met his criteria for choosing a mate no matter in terms of personality or life, the only regret was that he was a man with handles.

What K13 laughed at him before was not wrong. He has indeed dated no less than twenty girlfriends, and none of them lasted more than 7 days. This is all because the other party did not meet his mate selection standards.

He likes the girl who cooks the most. It doesn't need to be delicious, but it must have the warmth of home.Because Qi Yang became an orphan when he was very young, the warmth of the family in his memory has become an unattainable existence.

Then there is the aspect of character, the other party had better have a diamond heart and be able to tolerate his "occasional" pranks.

Qi Yang's biggest advantage is that he is handsome in a mess. His position as a junior high school student has not changed since he was a college student. Naturally, he does not lack the pursuit of girls.

He would mention this issue before dating every girlfriend, try it if you can accept it, and separate if you can't bear it.Every girl vowed at the beginning that there was no problem, but the fastest three days and the slowest one week would slam the door and leave, and never communicated with each other ever since.

Qi Yang: ==,

For example, his first love was in the first year of high school, and the other party was a classmate in the class next door, with a gentle and elegant personality, never lost his temper and considered others in everything.

On the first day of dating, Qi Yang enthusiastically braided her a braid and tied a red ribbon behind it.

First love: ==Look at that innocent and handsome face, endured the second day of dating, Qi Yang bought her a red padded jacket, and told her to wear it when she went out on a date.

First love: Maybe I'm jealous, forget it and continue to bear it!

On the third day of dating, Qi Yang bought her favorite chocolate mousse, and slowly ate all of the mousse under the expectant eyes of his first love, and finally left a sentence "You are too fat and need to lose weight, can not eat."

First love: hehe

This time the girl couldn't bear it any longer, she smeared the mousse dish on his face, said "break up", and left angrily.

Looking back on the past, Qi Yang and Lu Yunzhou still looked sad when they settled the bill and got into the car.Look at Lu Yunzhou in front of him again, he is simply the perfect lover tailor-made for him, okay?

Thinking of this, Qi Yang couldn't help calling K13.

"I said, can you change Lu Yunzhou's gender?" Asking this, I also felt that it was impossible, but I did not give up and added, "It is really impossible to customize a female version of Lu Yunzhou's body."

K13:==Wake up, the player, why have you started dreaming before sleeping?

Qi Yang gave a "tsk" sound and didn't reply.

After arriving home, Lu Yunzhou put the cooked food and cold dishes he bought on the dining table, and went to the wine cabinet to get two bottles of Wuliangye.

The cold temperature of the wine bottle gradually calmed down the restlessness in his heart, and thinking of Qi Yang's smiling handsome face couldn't help but make his mouth dry.

Qi Yang took the wine bottle, filled two glasses and handed one of them over, "Congratulations on the successful completion of today's exhibition."

Lu Yunzhou took it and drank it down, the mellow sake flowed down his throat and burned in his stomach.He took the wine bottle and filled it up, and said, "Then this glass is to celebrate today's catastrophe."

"It's done." Qi Yang drank quickly, filled up his glasses with a smile and clinked them again.

The two of them had their own ghosts, and they drank one cup after another and quickly finished two bottles of liquor.Qi Yang put down his wine glass and leaned back on the chair, a faint blush appeared on his fair face, his pair of red phoenix eyes were half opened and half closed as if he was drunk but not drunk.

Seeing this, Lu Yunzhou breathed a sigh of relief, and finally got him drunk. Otherwise, it would not be so easy to get him tonight.

"Qi Yang?" Lu Yunzhou called out twice tentatively, "Are you still drinking, Qi Yang? Brother Qi?"

Qi Yang let out a low "huh" and turned his head slightly, his long black hair fell in front to cover half of his cheeks.

Qi Yang, who was dressed in women's clothing, looked extraordinarily seductive, and Lu Yunzhou felt his whole body was boiling.

He reached out to touch that perfect face, but was blocked by the large dining table, and then stood up impatiently and wanted to walk over, but he staggered and fell to the ground.

Feeling dizzy all over his body, Lu Yunzhou stretched out his hand and waved it randomly but couldn't stand up for a long time, his heart was full of doubts, he didn't drink much, how could he be drunk?

K13: Players wake up, wake up!Hey, hey, you set the hosting mode first before going to bed!

Qi Yang suffered from a splitting headache from the noise, and it took him a long time to remember where he was, "Damn it, it's unscientific to be drunk!"

He originally planned to get Lu Yunzhou drunk, but he didn't expect the other party to get drunk before he got drunk first.

His alcohol capacity is obviously very good.

Qi Yang thumped his head, and suddenly remembered that his ability to drink alcohol did not mean that this body had drunk alcohol before.

"Where's Lu Yunzhou?"

K13: Also drunk ==

Qi Yang looked down, and saw that Lu Yunzhou was lying on the ground in a daze, as if he didn't know what day and night it was.

K13 is too rippling: you can click hosting to rest, and I will let me do it next!

K13 has been urging, Qi Yang responded casually, and was about to call out for trusteeship when he suddenly remembered a detail, "What told you to come? Isn't it brain manipulation after I'm in trusteeship?"

"Don't worry about it, go to sleep, go to sleep." K13 chose to avoid the question.

Qi Yang supported the chair and got up slowly, picked up water from the coffee table beside him and poured it into his mouth, he suddenly felt a little more sober, "I won't take care of you if you don't make it clear, hurry up and let the fart go!"

K13: That's all.After you are in custody, the staff can take over your body and do things you don't want to do for you.This staff member can be me, or our chief planner, or do you want him to come?

Qi Yang suddenly yelled, "Why did I work so hard to pick up ready-made ones for you gays?!"

K13 rolled his eyes, and replied meanly, "Then if you have the guts, you can do it yourself...fuck you, you are serious!

Before he finished speaking, Qi Yang slipped and fell on Lu Yunzhou's body, and the miniature box in his pocket rolled down.

He casually picked up the small box and took it in his hand, but found that the color was not quite right, and the model was also not right.He bought 3XL, that's right, how did it become 2XL?

Qi Yang looked puzzled, but when he turned around again, he saw another small box next to Lu Yunzhou's head.

Just when Lu Yunzhou was sore from being crushed, he opened his eyes in a daze and saw Qi Yang holding his own Durex, and immediately took the small box back with a tight chrysanthemum, "What are you doing with mine?"

Qi Yang glanced at him meaningfully, and replied leisurely, "I took it by mistake, this is mine." After speaking, he shook his small box on his face to make sure he saw the model number on it.

Lu Yunzhou: ...

Qi Yang stretched out his hand to pat his face, resisting the urge to burst out laughing, and said lightly, "You still want to be on top with your small size?"

Lu Yunzhou's face turned blue: ...

Qi Yang's evil factor suddenly surged up, he stretched out his hand to pinch the slender flesh of Lu Yunzhou's crotch, and marveled, "It can be called short and dainty."

Lu Yunzhou's face turned from blue to red and then to black, "Qi Yang, don't go too far..."

Still dare to threaten him?

Qi Yang smiled playfully, "I'll give you a taste of what it's like to be really big/hanging, don't thank me too much."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah

A sharp voice suddenly sounded, and both Qi Yang and Lu Yunzhou turned their heads to see Qiao Jiaojiao who kept screaming.

"This lung capacity..." Qi Yang was stunned.

Qiao Jiaojiao was standing at the door, and from her angle, she happened to see Bei Chuchu wearing the red dress at the exhibition, flirting with the man below her.

This posture... is a bit wrong... Qiao Jiaojiao thought in a daze.

Qi Yang got up calmly, took the woman at the door in his hand, and said righteously, "You still dare to come!"

As if nothing happened, Lu Yunzhou got up and patted the unnecessary dust on his body and looked at Qiao Jiaojiao deeply, "Did you make the car accident this afternoon?"

Qiao Jiaojiao was lifted two inches off the ground, she kicked wildly and shouted, "You two bitches!!"

Qi Yang smiled sinisterly, looked at Lu Yunzhou and suggested, "I think we need to teach her a little lesson."

Lu Yunzhou nodded in agreement, "Since Mrs. Qiao hasn't educated you, then we two will help you change your ways on behalf of Mrs. Qiao."

"Lu Yunzhou, I hate you!!"

The author has something to say: Lu Yunzhou is very hard.

In order to divert the topic of JJ Xiao, he can only talk about targeting his ex-girlfriend.

Qi Yang: Hehe, you can hide from the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day

And the REZBMY**DY in the last chapter, which means that it is useless, you see, Qi Yangyang and Lu Zhouzhou are really useless... o((≧▽≦o)

PS: The preview of the next episode has been eaten. Can you guess the plot of the next chapter?

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吳篁扔了一个地雷投掷时间：2015-06-0720：16：06

Thank you for the mine of Lucky Bamboo, okay =3=