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5:2!!!

Red and blue rejoiced at Camp Nou, Barcelona slapped Real Madrid hard!A group of people from Barcelona surrounded Real Madrid with a dozen silly tall guys dancing.The despair on the face of the arch-rival and Mu Xiaoren's helplessness made the fans of Barcelona feel as refreshed as if they had poured a glass of ice water in summer.

Bi Xia's neck seemed to be tied to an iron block, and he could not stand up straight due to the force of gravity. The tears of the Real Madrid fans turned into swords and hurt his eyes.The white jersey is like Real Madrid's mourning clothes, pulled on the rotten vegetable field of Camp Nou.

Never lose without fighting back!Bi Xia couldn't accept the ending of Real Madrid's disastrous defeat. He obviously tried his best. He passed the ball, he dribbled, and he also scored goals. However, the disparity in the score was the biggest mockery of his self-righteousness.

In the CCTV studio, no one spoke. Many fans sat in front of the screen and wept. They were so sad that they almost jumped off the building. This score was obviously different from what was said before the game.

In the past 10 years, there has been no national derby like this one. As early as two weeks ago, it was in full swing and repeatedly hyped.Rather than saying that La Liga is dominated by Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​it is better to say that this season's La Liga only exists before the two national derbies.Therefore, the Clasico promotional film is like a blockbuster with special effects, and the morale of the Real Madrid and Barcelona soldiers is like a rainbow. It is like a martial arts movie with action scenes and super rhythmic music. The double stimulation of vision and hearing makes the fans soar. A fantastic game.

What emerged at the Nou Camp was a deep, fast Real Madrid team that excelled in both possession and space.In terms of Mourinho's stable personality, many commentators predict that Real Madrid will focus on defensive counterattacks at the Nou Camp. This season, the whole team is not pursuing the number of attacks, but whether the offense is fatal.However, what was unexpected was that the madman did not choose a conservative tactic, but a very bloody confrontation with Barcelona, ​​which was at its peak, a suicide like moths plunged into the flame.

"This is the most expensive Spanish national derby in history. Real Madrid players are worth 5.18 million euros, and Barcelona are worth 5.28 million euros, which even exceeds the sum of the worth of the World Cup finals. In addition, the amount of contract breakage for the starting players of the two teams is close to 40 Hundreds of millions of euros! Look, every inch of the turf at Camp Nou is filled with gold." The commentators from all over the world looked at the euros running on the field with envy.

Both teams are currently at their best.Real Madrid rushed all the way, and Barcelona showed no sign of weakness.Who would have expected that what started as an evenly matched contest turned into an exhibition match for Barcelona. Real Madrid lost even their bones and were pulled by Barcelona, ​​limp and rotten.

From the beginning to the end of the game, Bi Xia seemed to have experienced a nightmare.It took Barcelona 20 years to practice the current gorgeous play system, which cannot be broken by Real Madrid's patchwork in just a few months.Real Madrid also desperately chose to attack, so what appeared at the Nou Camp was a featureless Real Madrid. The solid defense and sharp counterattack in the past were completely gone. The team could not oppress Barcelona at all.

"Barcelona is still the familiar Barcelona, ​​and this time it showed the best version. Real Madrid moved the defense forward, but the pressing was not strong, which made Barcelona play like a fish in water." CCTV's commentary is a pity for Real Madrid, Mourinho The worst tactic was chosen.

In the 10th minute of the game, the Real Madrid defender made a clearance error, and Harvey shot a goal to make Real Madrid concede the goal prematurely.The curse of fear of losing is getting tighter and tighter. Real Madrid's frontcourt players are timid, and their movements are a little stiff.As a result, Libya seized the opportunity to stab the chrysanthemum for the second time. Although Cassie pounced, he did not catch the ball.

Bi Xia is the best at rubbing salt into other people's wounds, but if he comes out to mess around, he will have to pay it back sooner or later.After being led by two goals, Real Madrid's advantage was eroded by Barcelona a little bit. For the first time in his life, Bi Xia suffered a great humiliation on the court. The score of 5:0 is also like a blow to Mourinho. You must know that whether it is Chelsea or Inter Milan, Mourinho's teams are known for their stability.Looking at his coaching history, today is the only game where he conceded 5 goals in a single game.

Real Madrid couldn't slow down their losses, and after losing quickly, the team's rhythm disappeared, and each of them thought they were saviors, fighting alone as heroes.Bixia stood alone in the front court, but Ozil provided a lot of help for his performance on the court.It's a pity that Ozil was weak and was completely crushed by Barcelona in the confrontation, and the midfielder was replaced by Mourinho.

Bi Xia glanced at Mourinho twitchingly from the corner of his eyes, gesticulating and asking about tactics within the sight of Mr.The Barcelona commentator laughed that Bixia stretched out his claws like a monkey.

Mourinho knows exactly when to arrange what tactics, and his arrangements before the game and at halftime can be said to be perfect.But the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, conceded the ball too early, and was blown up five times, Real Madrid's defense was left with eyes, and the defense was completely empty.Ten players hoarded in front of Barcelona's goal, shooting at every opportunity, disorganized like an amateur team.

The flowers of Gaoling were ravaged, and Real Madrid's embarrassed appearance entertained the major European clubs. Seeing that the nobles were not doing well, they were relieved.I don't believe that just because of Real Madrid's muddy mess, it can still become a mole on the heart of a football talent.

Trailing 5:0, Real Madrid almost created their biggest defeat against Barcelona since 1994.In addition to the score, the lack of demeanor of the Real Madrid players after losing in a hurry also made them suffer from unanimous saliva from commentators all over the world.

Messi dribbled the ball in midfield and was tackled by Diarra and Ramos.After Messi was uprooted, Bixia was the first to rush over and touch his leg, and after making sure that Messi was not injured, he gave him a hand and pulled him up.Messi held Bi Xia's hand and couldn't stand happily. She pretended to stagger and half leaned on Bi Xia's body. Her delicate posture lived up to the reputation of Princess Xixi.

Barcelona captain Puyol saw that his younger brother was injured, not to be outdone, and his Barcelona teammates surrounded him to question the tackler Ramos.At this time, Ramos, whose mentality was obviously out of balance, directly reached out and pushed Puyol's face, pushing Puyol to the ground.After this push, the scene became even more chaotic. Players and referees from both sides gathered together.

To make matters worse, Ramos got a red card and didn't stop when he got off the field. He pushed Harvey on the sideline with his hand.The referee then showed Harvey a yellow card because Harvey had been replaced and he should not have appeared inside the field.

Mourinho stared at Ramos, tearing his heart, Ramos lowered his head, sat on the bench and looked at his toes in silence.

What made Mourinho even more ashamed was that in the fan seats behind his coaching bench, someone played the slogan "Mourinho, you are just a translator", satirizing Mourinho's past as a translator and assistant coach during his early days in Barcelona .Mourinho spotted the sign and protested violently to the referee, which led to its removal.

Guardiola stared at the progress of the incident with piercing eyes. Mourinho caught a glimpse of Guardiola's shiny bald head, and threw him a thick-haired back of the head with great momentum!

The chaotic players on the court did not disperse. Barcelona led Real Madrid by a big score, and the contempt of the Barcelona players intensified the conflict.Especially Pique, that bitch, when he is successful, he is rampant and insults Real Madrid arrogantly.Guti took a stride, picked up Pique's collar and lifted him off the ground, warning him loudly.Pique was unconvinced and wanted to say something, but Puyol pushed him away, and Puyol told him to shut up viciously.Seeing the fierce look on the captain's face, Pique obediently admitted his cowardice and walked outside the crowd.Under the suppression of the two captains, the two sides did not let the situation continue to expand.

After that, Real Madrid completely collapsed, and just as the Barcelona fans shouted the sixth goal, a black-haired kid emerged from the shadows and brought the Barcelona carnival to a standstill.

The sound of breaking through the air hit, the football turned into a shell and crashed into the tennis ball, bang! ! !The sound of breaking the net shook the eardrums.

"Perfection exists in the world, and we witnessed it at the Nou Camp. When Barcelona and Real Madrid were in the 84th minute, Bixia scored a wonderful shot."

The powerful shot woke up the Real Madrid players, and Guti called the team to form a circle.Everyone naturally put their hands on each other's shoulders to form a tight circle, and then fell silent, and the whole team fell into a dead silence.Then, standing in the center of the circle, Guti shook his beautiful blond hair, "Fight for Real Madrid! For the sake of dignity, never die!"

After Guti's lecture was over, the people around put their hands together and shouted: "1! 2! 3! Real Madrid! Real Madrid! Real Madrid!"

Under the leadership of captain Guti and under the slogan of "Unity and victory", Real Madrid regained the spirit of never admitting defeat, giving everyone a feeling of being twisted together.

The Real Madrid commentator was also infected by the atmosphere of Real Madrid, "Maybe we should look to the future, we can see the Real Madrid spirit passed down from generation to generation in Mu's Real Madrid."

Messi stood on the outer circle, looking at Bi Xia eagerly.Although I have seen the photos of Bi Xia wearing the Real Madrid jersey countless times, Messi's heart still thumped when he saw the real person standing in front of him, and he secretly thought that he was hopeless.White really suits Bixia too well, more handsome and refined than Messi imagined, such a big figure stabbed into the heart so hard that he couldn't pull it back.

Pique also looked at Bi Xia deeply, all the old and new hatred came up, just now he was slipped away again by Bi Xia as a stake.From the youth training camp to the present, Pique can only do two things against Bi Xia: either be passed by Bi Xia, or see Bi Xia excel.Pique secretly hated him, seeing Messi's eyes squinting, he posted a bad idea, saying that he would teach Bi Xia a lesson.The more Pique talked, the more he felt that it was a good idea to take advantage of the home court to engage Bixia.Before Messi could reply, Pique ran away with bright eyes.

Messi looked at Pique's cheerful back as if he was looking at a fool. This kid has been fighting against Bixia for more than ten years, and every time he took the initiative to send him to the door to practice others. One time is sure to succeed.

Messi secretly teased and gave Bi Xia a look that only they knew, and Bi Xia smiled and said OK.

Messi turned around and entered the arena, and in the fast running, he showed off an extraordinary stunt of fried meatballs, Bi Xia covered his face and exclaimed.The bright white light shone obliquely, as if giving Messi a protagonist halo, the stadium was his king's domain, and his short and fat body suddenly looked crazy and cool.

Bi Xia fucked Messi head-on, and responded to Barcelona with a high-speed crotch piercing.After the football reached Bixia's feet, Barcelona captain Puyol immediately flew to grab it. Bixia pulled the ball with his left foot very calmly. .

Then the Real Madrid fans at the scene burst into thunderous applause, and the domestic fans even applauded Bi Xia's extraordinary performance, "Watching Bi Xia play football is a luxury."

At the end of the game, Bi Xia and Messi's state did not decline but rose, and the scene of the two competing with each other was even more exciting!

Messi and Bi Xia appear in the same frame, which is exactly like Yu Liang's rivalry, just like the evaluation of Maradona and Pele who is stronger in history, both of them are very powerful, but their styles are different.

But when Pique broke in recklessly, the style of painting went to the spoof line.When Pique struggled to jump up to compete with Bi Xia, he tried to overwhelm Bi Xia with his majestic body, but when he got down, he found that his shorts were pulled down to his knees by Bi Xia's spikes, revealing his smooth buttocks.

Bi Xia innocently stated that this kick was just an accident.Looking at Pique's firm buttocks, he said sincerely, "Maybe this exposure will win you some underwear advertising contracts..."

Pique wanted to dig a crack in the turf to get in. This bastard, Bi Xia, definitely did it on purpose.Pique was heartbroken, and stretched out 5 fingers to Bi Xia, satirizing Real Madrid lost 5 goals to Barcelona, ​​and gave Bi Xia a slap.

Bi Xia looked at the score on the scoreboard and felt a slight pain in his face.Turning his face, taking advantage of a chance to jump up, Bi Xia sat on Pique's face in mid-air, allowing him to taste the power of Bi Xia's butt in front of hundreds of millions of fans.

Before the end of the game, Ronaldo finally broke out. A fallen free kick gave Real Madrid back the underpants that concealed their shame, and finally rewritten the score of the Spanish derby to 5:2.

The final whistle sounded, and Bi Xia felt relieved at last. Although Real Madrid saved part of themselves in the end, this game firmly knocked down part of Bi Xia's arrogance.Last season, Inter Milan was able to equalize Camp Nou not because they were too strong, but because Inter Milan had an impregnable defense line. Trying to fight against Barcelona by itself is a joke.

This game completely made Real Madrid uncles put away their noble offensive hearts. Defense is not a shameful thing. Being poured 5 balls and clamoring to play against each other will expose the short board - IQ!

Bi Xia bleakly made the statue for a long time in the wind, and his frustration flowed out from his sweat. He was just about to go back to the player tunnel, when a beam or several beams of green laser light came from a corner of the stadium and directly shone on the Bi Xia's face.Originally, Messi moved towards Bi Xia slowly, but as soon as he saw the laser light in the corner of Bi Xia's eyes, he teleported to Bi Xia's body to block the maliciousness of the shot.

Bi Xia lowered his eyes, Messi raised his face, his eyes intertwined, and the two of them raised big smiles.

The camera recorded this moment, which touched many fans, shouting that this is called sympathy.Back in the locker room, Bixia was picky by Ronaldo. The nose was not the nose, and the eyes were not the eyes. Bixia raised his hand and swore that he would absolutely support Ronaldo unconditionally in the battle between Ronaldo and Messi.After hearing this, Mourinho snorted reservedly, making Bixia's hands and feet stiff with fright.

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Do you think about Real Madrid 5 to 2? This is a popular sentence after the Spanish national derby.The Real Madrid Club started crisis public relations. In the face of hundreds of Real Madrid fans threatening Mourinho to die, the chairman and players expressed their [-]% trust in Mourinho.However, the support from top to bottom of the club did not allow Mourinho to escape the siege of the fans. Extreme Real Madrid fans surrounded Mourinho's luxury car. In addition to shouting slogans, some people kicked the car and tried to smash the car glass.Fortunately, the job of being Mourinho's bodyguard is still in place, and these fans did not cause Mourinho any personal harm.

Mourinho is not the one to swallow his anger. He opened his mouth to open up the dilemma that the nobles have been trapped in the 16th place in the Champions League for many years.In any case, the verbal dispute between him and the fans has become imminent, and it needs a few buckets of cold water and reason to calm down.

Bi Xia was quick to wit, and cut off a bright and blinding Mohawk hair, which successfully attracted the wrath of Mourinho and the pen of the media.Bi Xia has always been well-behaved, now he has a haircut with a full personality, what is he expressing!

Just when news of Bi Xia's rebellion was flying all over the sky, Bi Xia accepted an exclusive interview with CCTV, saying that the change of hairstyle was entirely because of Ronaldo's recommendation to Mohigan.This gesture of using the same hairstyle blinded the onlookers, and the news of Bi Xia and Ronaldo's infighting quietly withdrew from the headlines of major media newspapers.

Bi Xia admitted that the result of the game made him very disappointed and sad, who had been looking forward to the "War of the Century". "This is the worst defeat in my career. I have never lost such an important game before. The result made me and the team feel painful , especially for our fans, failure is not just as simple as pain. I'm sorry, I didn't win the game." Bi Xia's sad look made Real Madrid fans twitch with distress, and they had to give up on the balance. Mourinho asked, playing the mouse is afraid of hurting the jade bottle, who let the family have a godson who protects the father.

After being ridiculed and beaten by the media for a few days, the enthusiasm for the Spanish national derby slowly faded.At this juncture, Ronaldo and Iniesta were scolded because of the national team competition. When it comes to this year's Golden Globe competition, these two people have fully demonstrated their vicious tongue skills.Iniesta scolded Ronaldo as an excellent diver, but Ronaldo countered that he came to play football despite being an actor.

Coincidentally, Mourinho accepted an interview with Gazzetta dello Sport when the two were fighting each other. He said that Sneijder should beat Iniesta to win this year's Ballon d'Or, "I choose Sneijder. He won everything, was always the key player and he was in the World Cup final. After Sneijder, it was Xavi."

Mourinho's words touched the Spaniard's nerves.As a member of the World Cup champion, Iniesta's performance in the World Cup is enough to be described as a great achievement in the hearts of the Spaniards, especially the Barcelona media and fans.Therefore, the reporter found Guardiola again and asked him to express his views on whether Iniesta should win the Ballon d'Or.

Guardiola did not deliberately defend his disciple Iniesta, nor did he choose Messi, but he expressed a completely different view from Mourinho."There are a lot of people who deserve the Ballon d'Or," Guardiola said.

Manchester United coach Ferguson also participated in the discussion of the Ballon d'Or.Ferguson and Mourinho were good friends and were direct opponents, but Ferguson did not agree with Mourinho's point of view.Ferguson thinks Bi Xia is the most likely, although he did not participate in the World Cup.

Many professional players have also gradually joined them, because Real Madrid lost all four teams last year, and their teammates didn't even have the strength to score in the top three of the 2010 Golden Ball. Bixia chose his former teammate Sneijder without any psychological burden.As a core member of Inter Milan's triple crown and World Cup runner-up, Sneijder's competitive advantage is too great.

Some players are unlucky enough to fall into the struggles of their club teammates and national team teammates, but most of them will have both sides, and the scene is very beautiful.Even if it is somewhat biased, no one is as targeted as Ronaldo.

"Whoever wins the award should have collective credit. If you score 100 goals and don't have any collective credit, then you don't deserve it either. In my opinion, the Ballon d'Or candidate should be a World Cup winner or a Champions League winner. I There is a best candidate in my mind, but out of respect, I don't want to reveal his name." Ronaldo almost said that the surname Messi is not qualified.

His own son was scolded, and "World Sports News" took revenge on Ronaldo, saying that he was a cancer of Real Madrid, and his shooting efficiency was low, but he took away nearly [-]% of the team's shots.If you are unlucky again, I am afraid that the Portuguese should forget the feeling of scoring goals in sports games.

This group of villains also scolded Mourinho for his ulterior motives, and vigorously supported Portuguese players such as Ronaldo, Pepe, and Coentrao in the Real Madrid team in order to train the Portuguese national team to fight against Spain.

After Bi Xia read the report, he didn't see a hint of humiliation on Mourinho's face.This Portuguese version of "Trying the Bravery" is popular in Europe, and many black people have praised the "World Sports Daily", and it can be seen that Mourinho's conspiracy is really impressive.

Messi has the backing of Barcelona, ​​and Bi Xia also has the support of his compatriots.Although the Chinese fans all claim to be Real Madrid fans, they are provoked by the pro-Barcelona media, and they feel that what they say is reasonable. It is not impossible for Mourinho to make some small moves at the club for Portugal.As a result, some compatriots swept Mourinho and Ronaldo's Twitter like locusts crossing the border, tearing up the right to fire.

Ronaldo couldn't help laughing when he read those comments, and he even called Bi Xia to enjoy these comments together, Bi Xia was so hot that he was almost smoking after reading it.Bixia apologized for his fans, but Ronaldo remained silent about it. He has been doubted more than once, but he feels that doubt is the best motivation for himself.The bad words of the fans were lightly exposed, and Bi Xia hid from Ronaldo for several days because of this, and he was really ashamed to get in front of him.

Because Mourinho took care of Bi Xia as a father, Bi Xia was not afraid that his husband would dislike him, so he dumped all the bitterness on him.Mourinho was tortured by Bi Xia's various worries. Although Ronaldo is a little narrow-minded, if he gave his teammates small shoes just because the opponent's fans abused him, Rooney would have been pinched into a small foot, and Ronaldo would have been caught by Fogg. Sen is deprecated.

Bi Xia suddenly realized that he was the one who was narrow-minded. After training, he invited Ronaldo to have a big meal for a few days.The report of this scene blocked Messi's heart again, causing Messi's narrow-mindedness to flare up, making Bixia beg for mercy with sour words, and personally kneeling on the remote control to make Messi ignore the villain.

Bixia's fans slammed Ronaldo and Mourinho, and the media took it out of context as Bixia and the two had a quarrel, and predicted that Bixia would be kicked out of Real Madrid during the winter break.

Bi Xia really wants to leave!The title of Dou Da is sensational and has broken many hearts.

Ferguson immediately steals the spotlight: Call me if you want to sell Bixia!