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The arch-rivals are celebrating the La Liga and Champions League doubles. Real Madrid have never lost a match, and they also arranged a grand scene to celebrate the club's first championship trophy in three years.

The first "Clasico" victory in three seasons, Real Madrid fans had reason to celebrate all night, tens of thousands of fans flocked to Madrid's Harvest Plaza.The topless champion bus specially prepared by the club drove the players directly to the Harvest Goddess Square. The streets were crowded with fans, who waved their arms desperately and cheered the players' names.

Infected by the crazy emotions of the fans, Ramos raised the 15-kilogram championship trophy over his head with both hands and stood at the front of the bus, shouting at the fans, "The trophy belongs to you!"

The shining silver trophy was clearly close at hand, but Bixia scratched his head and scratched his head but couldn't hold it for a while. He stared at Ramos' back, his eyes were so scorching that he almost burned two holes in his hand.Bi Xia was not the only one who was greedy for the King's Cup, and several people discussed to join forces to subdue Ramos and take back the King's Cup.

When the bus was about to arrive at the square, an accident happened: Ramos accidentally missed, and the trophy fell from the windshield of the bus.

"Mom!"

"!!!"

"God bless!"

Everyone covered their eyes in unison, and the 120 emergency call was immediately exploded.

Bi Xia held his breath in fright, and coughed loudly in his throat.

Even though the driver braked immediately, the right front wheel had run over the trophy, causing it to deform.Ramos immediately became the target of public criticism. Under the thousands of arrows piercing his heart, Ramos suddenly became shorter by a section, and his tall figure curled up under the baffle of the bus.

When Bixia saw the fragments of the trophy picked up by the staff, he trembled unconsciously like a Parkinson's patient. His teammates had already pounced on Ramos hungry when Bixia was sculpting against the wind.

During the interval of being beaten by the group, Ramos did not forget to cleanse himself, "The trophy fell by himself."

The damaged trophy was brought back to the club for treatment accordingly, and the failure to put the statue of the Harvest Goddess became a fly in the ointment of this celebration.Although the championship trophy fell from the bus, it did not affect the carnival of the celebration.

Captain Guti, with a glossy blond ponytail hanging down, climbed up the statue of the Harvest Goddess under the gaze of tens of thousands of eyes.Guti's eyes were radiant, and his blue eyes attracted countless hearts in front of the TV.

"After more than two years of difficulties, we finally became champions again!" Guti raised his arms and shouted.

Bi Xia hugged Mulini softly, and kissed the crow's feet in the corner of his eyes, and his teammates booed into a ball.Mourinho covered his forehead with one hand, covering his disgusted eyebrows and eyes. These childish little devils made his temples hurt.

Then Guti put a Spanish flag with the Real Madrid logo and a Real Madrid scarf on the goddess of harvest, and gave a deep kiss-this was also Raul's classic action.Suddenly, Raul's face flashed in front of Guti's eyes. Guti thought he was dazzled and looked down, but he really saw Raul in the crowd closest to the Harvest Goddess.His feet slipped in surprise, his body staggered in mid-air, and the people watching were sweating hard.

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After Bi Xia participated in the carnival, he made a phone call to bid farewell to Messi. The two chatted on the phone for more than an hour without getting enough. It was not until the flight attendant came to remind him to turn off the phone that Bi Xia embarrassedly hung up the phone.Think of Messi.Bi Xia couldn't help laughing out loud, although sometimes I really feel that I'm so delusional that I got married with a man, but it's nice to have Messi by my side.The two of them often don't need to say much, Messi can understand his own thoughts, and that kind of silent tacit understanding has been ironed to his heart and lungs.

Messi was quite unwilling to let Bi Xia go back to China alone. It was rumored that the mothers-in-law in China were about to fight for Bi Xia, and a large group of goblins were waiting to capture Bi Xia back to his cave.In case Bi Xia was blinded and had to transfer midway, Messi would have to cry and faint in the toilet three times a day.Because it is an underground relationship, even if you are broken in love, there is no one to comfort you in reality, even if you climb to Inter Milan (the current nature of Inter Milan is similar to Emperor Bar) and open a post to tell your story, you will only receive a poem about your stomach: not too tall 1.7 meters, Lao Wang next door came to help

Green cloud covering the top is happy to be a father!

Bi Xia would never have imagined that Messi would take the role of the green turtle because he was concerned about gains and losses. If he knew that Messi was thinking about something all day long, he would cut off the electricity, the internet, and post immediately. Inter Milan’s stomach is really brainwashing and ruining tired.

Arriving in Beijing at three o'clock in the morning, Bi Xia got off the plane and went to the Chinese football team, "I'm back."

The night owls swiped to Bi Xia's new Weibo, and the excited group of demons danced wildly, screaming and forwarding and leaving messages.Early the next morning, Bi Xia saw that his name was high on the hot search list, and outside the training base were fans and media waiting to watch Bi Xia.The neglected national football team in front of the door was caught off guard and returned to the state of being sought after everywhere. The reporters grabbed a player and interviewed them. Amidst the noise of twittering, Bi Xia's name was mentioned again and again, and the scene became a scene. Bi Xia's small press conference.

Since becoming famous, Bi Xia has always wanted to give back to the Chinese fans with the results of the competition. Now that he has the opportunity, he will not let it go, and he will give the fans a reassurance, "I promise to do my best." Regarding the requirements for the results, he has reached an agreement with the Football Association Unanimously, "Guarantee eight and enter four."

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The best result of the Chinese Men's Football Asian Cup is the runner-up, and it is not a big surprise to keep eight and four.But the men's football team currently lacks the stability of their results. When they go to the sky, they can play against France, and when they go to the ground, they can get 5 goals by Thailand.Therefore, the true level of the Chinese men's football team is a mystery. No one in the country dares to guarantee the results of the national football team.

In this year's Asian Cup, the Japanese team is the best in Asia, and South Korea is a little bit inferior but also a proper champion seed team. Although it is almost dusk in Australia and Uzbekistan, they are also in the stage of infinite sunset.Coupled with the rise of the second-tier teams in West Asia, it is thankful that China has not fallen out of the second-tier circle in Asia.

Bi Xia finally waited until the competition to fulfill his promise to the fans, and the fans also looked forward to Bi Xia's honor for the country.Being attracted by Bi Xia's champions of the Champions League and the Copa del Rey, although he said no, he still secretly took the Asian Cup into his arms, praying for a miracle to reappear.This kind of mentality was inflamed by the Internet media. Stimulated by some attractive words, some big-hearted fans shouted the slogan of winning the championship, setting off a turbulent wave.

Different from the hype of other online media, CCTV media has been focusing on decompressing Bi Xia and the national football team. The fans suddenly tensed up when they heard the familiar lines. Thinking of Liu Xiang's shocking fall in 2008, they seemed to have seen Bi Xia toss three times. Zhou Ban turned around and fell on the grass with his knees hugged.The fans took the picture they had made up in their minds as a hidden story, and they hacked the official website of the Football Association with enthusiasm, replaced it with a promotional photo of the national team, and said murderously: Play like a man.

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In the Asian Cup Group A group match, the media cameras aimed desperately at Bi Xia.In the first leg against Kuwait, Bixia started his national team's journey in a very beautiful way. His world wave at the last moment of the game once again amazed the fans.Against the host Qatar, the Chinese team suffered from the home whistle. Bi Xia was restricted in his actions after receiving a yellow card, and the team also made large-scale mistakes in passing and receiving.In the absence of ammunition output in the midfield, Bi Xia is the commander in front, and Chun Sui is an eye-catching mascot.Seeing that China's goal is not guaranteed, the Qatari fans cheered and recharged the Qatari players wave after wave, and the formation of the national football team was impacted to pieces.If it weren't for Bi Xia who sprinted 80 meters across most of the court to return to defense, it would be difficult for the Chinese team to win the final draw.After the game, the Matar team laughed at the strength of the Chinese team to force a world-class striker into a first-class defender.

The face of the Chinese national team hurt a little, but Bi Xia bluntly said in the interview, "Defense is not only the responsibility of the defender, and the striker's goal can only win the game if the defense does not concede a goal."

But there are also fans who attack Bixia for not doing his job properly, as long as he always scores one more goal than his opponent, he can win.Bi Xia shrugged helplessly, as far as the result of the game is concerned, but the process is not so simple, otherwise utilitarian football will not be popular.

Uzbekistan ushered in the final battle of the group stage, and the curse of qualifying for a draw came again.It was related to the qualifying of the group. Under the threat of netizens threatening to send them to Sanpang to dig coal, the national team played well in the last game.The pass rate and ball possession rate of the whole team are so high that the fans exclaimed in disbelief, this is not a national pig, the picture is as beautiful as Spain!

In this game, his teammates sent strikes frequently, and Bi Xia finally showed his terrifying reputation as a scoring machine.Especially the third goal of Bixia's hat-trick. Bixia first stopped the ball with his chest on the left side of the penalty area, stopped the ball at a suitable angle, and then turned half-turned and shot in the air. The ball rolled into the net behind the crotch of the Uzbekistan goalkeeper.Bi Xia's running and shooting were done in one go. When he shot, the Uzbekistan goalkeeper was still watching the linesman, not realizing that Bi Xia would shoot the goal immediately.

A big victory made the fans feel elated, but the excitement is yet to come.After the Chinese team entered the knockout round, they were invincible, passed five levels and cut six generals, and broke into the semi-finals all the way.This result is undoubtedly a booster for Chinese football, and the media and fans are as happy as Chinese New Year.The national football team, which has been spoofed by the fans, was suddenly stunned by the flowers and applause. Everyone's legs were no longer sore, their waists were no longer painful, and they could train for 5 hours without stopping.When the European sports media also paid attention to the Chinese national team, the national football team became a fool every day, their calves trembled and trembled when they walked, and they fantasized about being favored by the European giants to counterattack Bi Xia in one fell swoop.

The results of the National Football Association in the Asian Cup attracted officials from the Football Association. They spoke generously under the spotlight of the media, "The National Football Association's ability to enter the semi-finals of the Asian Cup is the inevitable result of deepening reforms in football!" Maybe the leaders of the Football Association should not come this time. The ambition of the championship is oppressing the nerves of the national football team. At this point, they should let go of the game, but the results have become second.As a result, after the mobilization meeting, the state teachers bound their hands and feet, returned to the hotel and looked at each other with wry smiles, and finally fixed their eyes on Bixia.

Bi Xia said eight words, tried his best, and had no regrets in his heart.

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The opponent of the Chinese team in the semi-finals is Australia. On the eve of the semi-finals, a large number of Chinese fans flooded into Qatar. A reporter from The New York Times wrote, “The Chinese soccer team will always be a mystery—the country has the capital, population, and fan base to build a world-class team. But now it seems that It's a miracle they haven't had any success before."

The venue for the semi-final between China vs Australia was full of red, the drums and gongs were loud, the singing of the Chinese fans was majestic and passionate, and the sad little eyes of the Australian fans almost made the audience in front of the TV laugh.

At the beginning of the game, the national team attacked aggressively, as if the red flames spread to the Australian half.The performance of the national team in this Asian Cup has made the fans full of expectations, but if you think about it calmly, the semi-finals will not be that simple.

If the live broadcast was filmed as a black-and-white war film, the scene must be that Lippi waved his hand, and the team members jumped out of the trench, holding bayonets and charging towards the enemy's position screaming.

Lippi can make the national football team play majestic football, but it cannot change the players' poor personal skills.During the TV broadcast, the director specially broadcast a set of comparison scenes. When Bi Xia stopped the ball, it seemed to stick to his feet;Moreover, the national team's personal defensive skills are even more frightening. In this Asian Cup, the national football conceded the ball a bit stupidly. played.The fans were so angry that they even sent good medicine for epilepsy to the defenders.

In the violent storm, Australia pinched Bi Xia to death. As long as he moved, two or three strong men would defend him closely. The scale of body friction was so high that Bi Xia called Australia sexual harassment to the referee.

Messi in front of the TV was arrogant and arrogant, and he almost cut these shameless people into paper people with a big knife.

After Australia withstood the wave of football offenses, it gradually regained its own rhythm, seizing the weakness of the national football defense line and attacking.Once, twice, three times... In the end, Australia ended the first half with a score of 2:0.

The national football team lost to dogs, Lippi Ruya still stood on the sidelines of the court, and gave his teammates a hug, while the Football Association officials pulled their old horse faces and glared at these players like traitors.An official didn't understand the rules, and wanted to get into the locker room with his eight-month-old stomach, but the door panel slapped his stomach hard, and he refused him mercilessly.

As soon as the kick-off in the second half, Bi Xia went straight to Australia's goal. The wind-like speed hit Australia's right side like a hurricane.Facing Australia's defense, Bixia made a criminal outburst, swayed all the way and then suddenly lobbed and scored!After the ball crossed an arc, it fell directly into the goal. Although the goalkeeper made a save, it was far behind.

Bi Xia's goal was like a timely rain, extinguishing the anxiety of Chinese fans, and the commentators in the major studios were racking their brains to praise Bi Xia.The Japanese and Korean fans were even more fascinated by Bi Xia. Look at their players, they are handsome, tall and play well.The Japanese and South Korean international footballer who has always been regarded as the pride of Asia was almost crushed by the next door and suffered from pink eye disease. How could the process of degeneration from a top student to a scumbag be so fast!

After pulling back a goal, Australia simply put the gate in front of the goal and shrank in its own half. No matter how tempting the Chinese players were, they could not seduce the Australians to come out.It seems that Australia wants to hold on to the lead.The Chinese team could only take a long shot outside the bus to try their luck, unable to attack for a long time, the players resorted to foul tactics in impatience.After someone kicked an Australian player in a stupid way, the referee showed a red card, and the Chinese fans wailed, cursing the player so that eighteen generations of ancestors dare not recognize each other.

The firepower of the national football team gradually weakened, and Australia couldn't bear it anymore. At this moment, their coach changed two veteran players to make a decision.The marking of Bixia is getting tighter and tighter. He is almost surrounded by Australian players and cannot touch the football.After losing the key point of Bi Xia, the national football team couldn't even beat halftime in several attacks.

2:1, the national football team may fight until overtime and penalty shootouts. The score of 3:1 has basically declared that the Chinese team missed the final.

The national football team suffered heavy casualties and lost all fighting spirit. Only Bi Xia refused to admit defeat. He would attack with all his life, and he would die on the Australian ground.Even if you fail to win the championship, you will be poured into life and death, and you will be bloodied in death.Bi Xia didn't want to end the game until his feet cramped.

"His spirit must be very funny to his teammates. Isn't it just a training session (Lipi said before the game that this Asian Cup is a training session), so he needs to work so hard?"

The drums were pounding, the singing was passionate, and the Chinese fans waved the five-star red flag to cheer for Bi Xia, "If you win yourself, you will win everything! In the future, you will walk towards the crowd like a proud warrior with your head held high. Finally The realization of the pain made you extremely happy, tomorrow is the future, and you have more expectations for a farther tomorrow!"

After being hit, he got up again, got up and rushed towards the bus in Australia.The fans were all moved by Bi Xia's bloody playing style, and the Australian fans also applauded for him. He is a man, so he wants to play so happily!

Bi Xia could not change the score by himself. Before he could feel sad, he was surrounded by Australian players and asked for a change of jersey, an autograph and a group photo.Although the Chinese team lost the game and missed the 2011 Asian Cup final, the changes that Bi Xia brought to the Chinese team still raised the vigilance of Asian countries: there is another opponent to grab tickets to the World Cup!

After the Chinese team was eliminated, several Chinese players were interviewed by the media. Facing the doubts of the fans, these players gave the following explanations: First, this Asian Cup is indeed a battle of training, and the training is very worthwhile Second, what we are short of is not strength, what we are short of is luck; third, the match with Australia is a good memory, how well we played, how wonderful we played, and we can win by just a little bit up.

The reporter shook his hand and turned the microphone to Bi Xia decisively. Bi Xia said sincerely, "You lose the semi-finals only if you are not strong enough." Good performance, right training, bad luck", in contrast to the two, different attitudes determine the height of their careers.

22 days, 31 games, the 2011 Asian Cup in Qatar is coming to an end in a blink of an eye, and only the final battle is left.In the battle for third and fourth places, the Chinese team relied on Bi Xia's goal, and the Korean team was anxious until the penalty shootout.Bi Xia recommended himself to be the first Chinese team to go [-] yards. After the ball easily went into the net, he watched in despair as his teammates missed penalty kicks one after another.Bi Xia covered his face and fell on the turf, feeling unspeakably tired.

The Chinese team did not even get the medal for the third place, but the Japanese team became the Asian hegemony for the fourth time.The joy of the winner will naturally be accompanied by the tears of the loser, the luck of the winner and the sadness of the loser. Only in this way can a complete Asian Cup drama be constructed.

When Bi Xia was envious of the Japanese team championship, more players were jealous of the golden boot in his hand.Although Bi Xia missed the team honor, his 9 goals were enough for him to win the Golden Boot of this Asian Cup.If it wasn't for the mvp to be awarded to the champion player, the AFC would really like to give this honor to Bi Xia.Bi Xia has added unprecedented exposure to this Asian Cup. The European media are rushing to report what Bi Xia did today, what games he played, and how many goals he scored.He can be described as the most important gold-absorbing weapon in this Asian Cup.

When Bi Xia returned to China with the national team, he was greeted by thousands of fans. The fans even made a huge poster for Bi Xia, and wrote: Iron and Blood Cast the Soul of the Army, and the Loyal Soul Makes Great Merit

The next day, People’s Daily and China Youth Daily reported on this sentence, pointing out more sharply: If Chinese football really needs to change a little, it is to reshape personality, at least to "know shame, understand responsibility".What is "knowledge of shame" is to know how to blush when you lose a game, and to know where your problems are when you lose a game. "I know that I am playing football on behalf of the country, not for myself or for the head coach. If I reshape my personality, there is still a little hope for Chinese football. If I can't reshape my personality, the destruction of Chinese football will be inevitable.

In the same team, Bi Xia was praised as a national hero, and his teammates were trampled into dogtails. The gap between the sky and the earth made Bi Xia very embarrassed in the national team.He intends to break this barrier, but many teammates have chosen to stay away.It's not that they have a problem with Bi Xia, but no matter how hard they work on the court, the comparison with Bi Xia is the gap between bad domestic movies and Hollywood blockbusters.Fans and the media complained that the national pigs dragged down Bi Xia, which was the last straw. No matter how stinky the national football team is, they have self-esteem. Apart from training and competitions, they do not want to have any friendship with Bi Xia in private.

A few young players are brothers before and after, and they love to inquire about the European League with Bi Xia. It seems that their ambitions are not limited to earning millions of dollars in domestic clubs.Bi Xia also communicated with them a lot, and a group of people was able to slowly work out a quick-reverse lineup.

After the disbandment of the national team, Bi Xia Pi Dian Pi Dian went to watch the elementary and middle school football league to cheer on his alma mater.Bi Xia's high-profile appearance attracted fans to the arena.The young players have never experienced a crowd of battles. They are nervous and make frequent mistakes. They are either at the same hand or at the same time, or they rush into the net by themselves, full of jokes. .

Bi Xia put the primary and middle school student league on the hot search list, patted his ass and ran back to Madrid, and waited for the fans to see him posting photos of the Madrid airport, so many complaints were choked in his throat, don’t run if you have the guts, isn’t it just to show off Are your legs running fast?

Can you not run?Hearing that Maradona brought his precious daughter to give Messi a blind date, Aguero also exposed the ambiguous text messages with Messi in his autobiography: "When one of us is not with each other, I always feel empty in my heart. , he sent me a text message asking: 'Where are you?', I replied: 'Don't worry, my love, stay alone!' But he replied: 'Don't lie to me!'”

When Bi Xia saw this paragraph, his lungs were going to explode, and he suddenly felt that the sky above his head was going to change color, and if he didn't go back, his wife would lie on the wall with a branch of red apricot!