football fanatic
Chapter 106 The Serenity Before Betrayal
In June, the European Cup came back, and Bi Xia became a special guest of CCTV. In addition to making jokes and commenting for the fans, he made full use of his facial recognition skills to interview the fans for their favorite stars.
Bi Xia ran around with a microphone in his hand, and the European stars would accept interviews seriously because of Bi Xia's sweaty face.Domestic fans lamented once again that it would be good to have a star who can show his hands. In the past, we chased people behind their buttocks and kept smiling faces without getting a glance. Unlike this time, we can interview whoever we want to interview, even famous coaches can be invited. Pointing Jiangshan in front of the camera.
Anyone who knew Bi Xia knew that he was a scumbag in college, and his name was repeatedly listed on the list of failed subjects at the end of the semester.Caught off guard, the English, Italian, Spanish and German that Bi Xia always blurted out in the live broadcast stunned the fans in front of the TV.Many people rubbed their eyeballs to make sure they saw the right person, and handwritten a capitalized word "serve".Some scumbags also ran to Bixia's social platform and stretched out Erkang's hand, persuading him not to leave the ranks of the masses, and sang why it is difficult for a scumbag to be a scumbag.
Bi Xia used his housekeeping skills, and Chinese fans followed suit to enjoy the gluttonous feast of football. The CCTV media was rarely praised by netizens collectively, and the ratings were firmly at the top of the same period. The football program of the sports channel was also popular on Weibo. list.The leader of the channel is even more fortunate to have Bi Xia as a guest, even if his satellite TV uses small fresh meat to grab the ratings and attention, as long as Bi Xia plays the role, one will be worth two.
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In the 2012 European Cup, everyone was unanimously pessimistic about Spain. As a result, the Spanish team passed on and passed on, achieving three consecutive championships and defending the European Cup.On the eve of the European Cup, the Italian Football Association launched a massive gambling investigation. Most of the country's international players were involved.
Bi Xia joked, "The Italian Football Association has a killer weapon, and the anti-drug gambling is a sharp weapon to strengthen the Italian team."
Super Mario Balotelli finally stole Ronaldo's limelight in this World Cup, turning red and purple this summer.This idiot added a lot of comedy to the European Cup, and then became the focus of fans' attention.When the match between Italy and Spain reached 53 minutes, after Balotelli cut off Ramos's ball and entered the penalty area, he suddenly stopped and thought slowly, allowing Ramos to catch up and destroy the ball.
"The door is about to break, but he is walking! You will never understand Bashen's world! Because even he himself does not understand!" The scene of Balotelli's mind wandering on the court immediately triggered heated discussions among netizens. Pictures and jokes take turns.Balotelli was almost ruined by netizens.
When Bi Xia interviewed Balotelli, he sang Balotelli's psychology of thinking about life with a song "The Most Dazzling National Style": "Single-handed empty goal is my love, football flowers are blooming under the feet, what kind of rhythm It is the most rocking, what kind of celebration is the happiest. Ramos chasing back came from behind, there was a sea of chicks in the bar last night; The happiest, what kind of position is the happiest. You are the most beautiful cloud beside my bed, let me keep you with my heart..."
In view of Bi Xia's out-of-tune ecstasy, the audience was stunned after listening to all the songs and didn't realize what he was singing. It was only after someone got the lyrics right that they realized that Bi Xia had adapted "The Most Dazzling National Style".
Balotelli stared at Bi Xia with his big black and white eyes even if he didn't understand, obediently, he couldn't see a trace of arrogance, "I'm glad more than once that Bi Xia didn't enter the entertainment circle, otherwise he would become a blockbuster The singing voice can even eat a bowl of rice."
Bi Xia vomited blood when his good brother stabbed him with a knife. He hooked Balotelli's neck to give him a good look. Balotelli was not an idiot either. He bent his waist and ran away with his big butt.
Balotelli's insanity is beyond description, and over time it has a funny aura. The fans feel happy when they see Balotelli's face, and talk about his stupid things.
Balotelli's nickname is getting louder and louder, who still finds out that Balotelli is actually a very caring and normal person in private!But these days, sanity is an insult to the media.At a time when football desperately needs a star to entertain, the boyish Balotelli on the pitch is the best choice.
When Balotelli can score, the laughter of the fans is naturally joyful and kind.Once he plays abnormally, the fans who have been entertained by him can blacken him into coal and spray him into a dog without the media taking the wind.
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Bi Xia was praised by the Chinese people for being the host, but Cassie's girlfriend Sara did not have such luck.Because of the lack of professional knowledge in football, Sarah has been criticized by the outside world, and she can't get rid of the reputation of relying on her boyfriend.Then this time in the European Cup, she made even more low-level mistakes. She, who had been watching the game from the sidelines, didn't even remember that Iniesta took a penalty kick in the penalty shootout.After the game, after asking Iniesta a series of questions, Sarah's brain suddenly short-circuited, and she asked Iniesta a question that made the latter laugh: "If it is possible, do you wish you could do it yourself?" Participate in a penalty shootout?"
Facing such a ridiculous problem, Iniestan could only respond with a distorted smile: "Well, in fact, I have already taken one penalty, which is the team's second penalty kick..."
Sala's carelessness triggered heated discussions on Spanish social networks, and once again became the object of ridicule by Spanish fans. Netizens scolded him for being out of his mind.The Catalan media even ridiculed Cassie's superficial vision, saying that Sara likes to tell stories, likes to build a stage centered on herself to show off, and said "I want to be popular" all over her face.
The fans made up all kinds of jokes to satirize the beautiful host. Bi Xia had a great time watching it. After watching it, he didn’t forget to switch careers and become a porter. He shared Sarah’s embarrassing stories with his friends bit by bit. He was as happy as a mouse .
You can't make trouble when you are a human being, just after Bi Xia laughed at Sara, she was stabbed by this woman who had watched too many palace fights.First, the "World Sports Daily" reported that according to people familiar with the matter, Bixia was dissatisfied with sharing the ball with Ronaldo and forced the coach to force him. "Marca" was obviously dissatisfied with the calmness of Real Madrid, and reprinted this report unwilling to be lonely. However, considering that he would continue to mess around in Madrid, "Marca" praised Bi Xia after he was blacked out to death. "Marca" relied on the two gold-lettered signs of Real Madrid and internal strife to earn enough gimmicks.
After being splashed with dirty water on Bixia, "Marca" resorted to a series of tricks again, and the shocking headline was printed on the cover: "Heinous!" Next to it is a photo of Mourinho playing with a sullen face. The spearhead was aimed directly at Mourinho.
"Isn't Marca our mouthpiece?" Bi Xia was dumbfounded by Marca's shameless rebellion. The Daily YY and World YY next door are so powerful, and they dedicatedly compiled a lot of fake news related to Real Madrid every day. Ash is weak compared to them
"Marca is a neutral media, and the mouthpiece is not enough, but it is the Madrid media, and it is natural to report on the Madrid team. Moreover, their editor-in-chief also said that because Real Madrid is the most watched, they report more. In fact, Marca and Real Madrid are Mutual use." Mourinho analyzed the color of Madrid's media, "Aspen is a mouthpiece, but it is not as influential as Marca."
Following various clues revealed by the media, Sara's suspicion gradually surfaced.Last season, Sarah used her media contacts to insinuate some things.Every time Sara did it, Bi Xia openly teased Sara in the locker room.With Cassie as a peacemaker, although Bixia and Sara did not like each other, they did not make any jokes.But this time Sara was playing tricks, calling names and tearing apart, and Bi Xia was on fire.
"Take care of your woman's mouth." The text message Bi Xia sent to Cassie was full of gunpowder.Out of guilt towards Ye Mingyu, Cassie still kept silent. After Sara knew about it, it was useless to scold Cassie, and the whole family was not at peace.
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Behind the media turmoil is an undercurrent in the locker room.
The state of the main force fluctuates, and the substitute grows enough to stand alone. The strength of the two is equal and Mourinho has more choices and combinations.The crisis of the main force is spreading, the substitutes are ready to go, and the gang formation in the locker room is no longer limited to Portuguese and Spanish.In view of the deep love between Bixia and Mourinho, everyone wants to win him over, but they are afraid of Mourinho's methods.
After Bi Xia noticed the problem in the locker room, he tried to bridge the gap between the new and old players, but some teammates looked down on his ambiguous position and were turned off by his sloppy behavior.
Guti took Bi Xia aside and sprayed on his face for an hour, telling him to just play football and avoid the muddy water in the locker room.Guti scorned Bixia's survival skills in the locker room, and Bixia said a few words in exchange for a few big slaps.Under the coercion of Guti cursing and kicking, Bixia consciously stayed away from the southeast and northwest wind in the locker room. After becoming a lone ranger, he found that Long Ge (Alonso) was his role model.
As the engine of Real Madrid, Brother Long kept a low profile in the locker room, but no big boss dared to take him lightly.Brother Long has a tall and handsome face, but the product is not the right version. Under the politically handsome appearance hides a heart that is so boring.
Think about how Long Ge showed off a photo of himself on the Nou Camp after winning Barcelona in an away game last season.This move is extremely literary and artistic, and seeing a pair of sneakers sticking out unnaturally in the huge and empty Camp Nou stadium, it is obvious that Long Ge feels comfortable.In fact, the inside is full of domineering, as if to say: "I am idle, I suddenly ran to the Nou Camp, went to the stands to sing a ditty, left a selfie with bare feet to post on Weibo, and won the game after playing. .”
Recalling Ozil's fall, he wanted to get up, but Brother Long pressed him on the turf. Brother Long could still look down at Ozil with a sad face, raised his eyes and glared at the opposing player accusingly, and the referee who ran over I was deceived by Brother Long's shameless acting skills.
After replaying Brother Long's deeds in his mind several times, Xia suddenly became enlightened. It turned out that the white lotus with a black heart inside was his ultimate goal of evolution.When Messi heard Bi Xia's learning experience, he rolled his eyes so much that he could only see the whites of his eyes, "Don't mess around, I will tremble all over if you make a fuss, I'm afraid that you will make a fool of yourself and toss yourself." With an expression that only I can stand your credit.
Bi Xia muttered to himself how could he be so cowardly, he looked back and forth at Messi, his eyes fixed on his stomach which rose and fell with his movements.With a leap of the fish, Bi Xia stretched out a pair of thieves' hands to pinch Messi's belly into different shapes.He raised his face and saw Messi's flamboyant appearance, so he poked Messi's blushing face with the newly grown stubble.
Before Bi Xia could practice the locker room survival skills he had just learned, the media was spreading a word: Ronaldo is not happy!
Ronaldo's casual complaints spread like a plague in the Real Madrid team. Negative emotions exploded like an inflated balloon. Even Brother Long, who was sitting firmly in the locker room, also spoke to the media.Bi Xia, who is Mu Bao, is the focus of the media's frantic pursuit. The paparazzi can't wait to pry his mouth open with a knife, and spit out a little saliva into the frying pan of Real Madrid.Twice, Bi Xia was cornered and almost dragged the grass-mud horse out to greet the eighteen generations of paparazzi.
The media were in a commotion, and the grandchildren in the locker room were also restless.Bi Xia also let his teammates understand that he has a limited IQ and cannot understand those specious words that have turned several corners.Embarrassment and indifference followed, and Bi Xia also had a temper. Seeing that those people didn't take him to play, he packed his luggage and stayed away.He didn't shy away from writing on Twitter that he was dead. He disappeared after burning papers for something, and hid in his home house as an otaku.
People are unlucky enough to drink cold water and get stuffed between their teeth. Bi Xia returned to his hometown and just spent a few days in a comfortable nest.Suddenly, a black shadow climbed into the balcony and pulled down Bixia's undried underwear and stuffed it into his pocket. Bixia was so frightened that he almost lost control of his urine, but a elusive fat cat howled back to Bixia's consciousness, and urgently called 110. Woke up grandpa, grandma and uncles and shouted for help.
Before the police arrived, the young and old men of the whole village first dispatched and caught a crazy fan, a woman.According to the account, the little girl has been squatting at Bixia's house for almost a month after her summer vacation, and when she was bored, she even calculated the optimal route to invade Bixia's villa.After seeing Bi Xia come back, excitedly sneaked all the way to the second floor.
There is such a big commotion here in Bixia that it is impossible to hide it from the media. The domestic media still pay attention to the bottom line.Even if Bi Xia's public relations team refuted the rumors in time, a large number of international fans still buried their heads in picking up the eyeballs that fell out of shock. What about the Chinese women who were promised to be as gentle as water?
When Messi learned of Bi Xia's experience, he made a phone call and scolded Bi Xia for what he deserved, "You fuck! Show me again! I asked you to bring bodyguards over and over again, but you don't want it! I'm not bragging that I can beat 8 men without backache. Your legs are weak, you are being held back by a woman and you almost have a prostate failure!"
Bi Xia was so aggrieved by Messi's yelling that Ai Ai had hoped that Messi would comfort him, but unexpectedly, he not only did not sympathize with what happened to him, but also sent four words to his head and face: take it upon yourself.In the end, Messi was aggrieved, saying that it was Bi Xia who was on the table. In addition to killing the mad bees and butterflies, he also had to worry about Bi Xia playing himself as a fart, and going to be a widow in a good time.
Seeing that Messi was really angry, how could Bi Xia dare to tease him, and signed the unequal treaty humbly, humiliating the country.But in front of Fazeri, he straightened his back and looked like he was in charge of his own affairs. He also boasted to Fazeri that if Messi was disobedient, he would dump him in minutes.
Over the years, Bi Xia has made a lot of money for Fa Zeli, but Fa Zeli feels that Bi Xia is the one who frightened Bi Xia out of his minor problems.When Bi Xia came out to Fa Zeli, Fa Zeli swallowed a bottle of quick-acting heart-relief pills before recovering. When he saw Bi Xia's shy face and asked him to help cover it, he really wanted to step on Bi Xia's shoes mark.After thinking about it again and again, Fazeli was really reluctant to give up this cash cow, so he could only grit his teeth and hold on. After hearing that Bi Xia was attacked at night this time, his hairstyle in the center of the guard was completely bald.
After Bi Xia was disliked by Messi, he was also violently attacked by his cronies, who asked him one by one for Bi Xia's Diary of Death.avi.Balotelli asked sourly, "What does that woman look like?"
"It's a dark mass." In the middle of the night, his eyes were blinded with fright, and he was in the mood to see what the female ghost looked like.
"Lonely man and widow, in the same room, you are attacked at night, and I am cheating at night." Balotelli justly accused this unfair world, and his two big eyes stared maliciously at Bi Xia's crotch, laughing "Hey, can't you..." The ending sounded twists and turns, making Bi Xia want to strangle him to death.
Bi Xia roared inwardly, asking you to talk too much if it’s okay, pretending to be calm, “You can donate your chrysanthemum to see if I can do it.” Balotelli saw Wang, and he smiled slightly, "What happened between you and me shows how important looks really are. Three parts of the sky are destined to depend on hard work, and the remaining ninety percent depends on looks..."
Balotelli's eyes were almost blinded by Bixia's mysterious smile, and his rebuttal was nothing more than stabbing Bixia twice in the online game.Bixia's number lay dead on the ground, and watched Balotelli put all the treasures into his pocket without a single hair left.Suffering such shame and humiliation, Bixia was so angry that he called all his friends to chase and kill Balotelli, and Balotelli was so frightened that he never dared to play this game again.
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The news of Bi Xia's return to China was leaked, and various announcements and invitations came pouring in, but Bi Xia was not ashamed enough to refuse them all.Besides, he is a man with companions, no longer a bachelor who feeds the whole family by himself.Bi Xia pretended to lament the difficulty of supporting the family with Messi, and before Messi revealed the savings figure to stimulate his self-esteem, Bi Xia had the foresight to hang up the video, cleaned up neatly and brought his agent and assistant with him. And the bodyguards set off aggressively.
Everywhere Bi Xia went was crowded with fans, and when his vocal cords trembled, there were countless screams.He was really frightened by the night raider that night. When the girl rushed towards him with her arms waving, Bi Xia subconsciously hid behind the bodyguards, and the fans present were stunned for a while as she was afraid to avoid it.
Afraid of being branded scum, Bi Xia shielded his chest with both hands, "The shadow left by chastity."
Everyone was amused, and the awkward atmosphere was swept away.When Bi Xia was interviewed, he said that when fans climbed into his room, he was still terrified, "At that moment, it was true that the other party was robbing money and sex, but I was even more afraid when I thought about it later. If I was in extreme fear To solve the opponent violently, do you want to go to the rooftop of the prison for a change of scenery?"
Bi Xia also demonstrated on the spot that he kicked a football, and the straightforward violence sent a chill down the spine of the people present and shocked some fans and paparazzi who were about to move.
Over the years, Bi Xia refused to put his private life in the public eye, and the public's desire for private voyeurism was far from being satisfied.Bishop believes that the best driver of public demand is scarcity rather than overexposure.This made him a hot topic as long as he made a little move. The major TV stations were trying their best to win Bi Xia's variety show for the first time, but the sky-high appearance fees he spent in the past failed to make Bi Xia raise his eyelids.
The directors of the local stations whispered in private that Bixia was a freak, and went to do free labor for the Chinese Super League and the National Primary and Secondary School League without paying a penny.While many fans were fortunate enough to hear the passionate live commentary, provinces without a Chinese Super League team complained that they could not support a Chinese Super League team in such a large province.The fans ran to the ladder league to push their teams to the Super League when they had nothing to do. All of a sudden, under the spontaneous organization of the fans, the promotion of the Super League in various provinces was in full swing.
When encountering a national team match, Bi Xia put on a red jersey to check the statistics, and the other players followed suit to enjoy the win.When Bi Xia was busy with La Liga matches, the performance of the national football team gradually stabilized, focusing on losing for 30 years.The fans hated it, except for biting people on the Internet, it seems that there is nothing they can do about the national football team.
Bi Xia returned to the national team, drank a certain domestic milk, got excited, opened his mouth and read a poem made by a netizen in anger, "Not every kind of milk is called Milk Deluxe, and not every team is called Special Energy Loser." .”
After all, the national football team are not dead pigs. After blushing for a while, they talked to Bi Xia.More than one player feels that the national football team seems to have been demoted. No matter how good they are in the Chinese Super League, as long as they enter the national team, they will be delirious and sleepwalking.
The players also like Bi Xia's return to the team. First, there is a stable scoring point, and second, there is no endless debate about whether to copy the Evergrande model or the optimal combination.Under the premise of Bi Xia, the opinions of all parties are unprecedentedly unified, and public opinion is also harmonious: the general policy of the national team is to unite around Bi Xia.
Apart from sometimes hating his teammates for being possessed by decrepit spirits and playing football too much, Bi Xia loves to talk nonsense with the players of the national team.Compared with Real Madrid, the country's locker room is a pediatric department, and Bi Xia doesn't have to worry about being twisted and misunderstood again and again.And he has been abroad for a long time, and he especially likes to listen to domestic anecdotes. After getting to know him well, his teammates know that he has a tight mouth. If he has a little gossip, he will show off with him. Sometimes he can’t stop chatting and invites friends to have dinner .
The media has photographed several times the national team appearing shoulder-to-shoulder in the entertainment venue. When they saw Bi Xia, netizens were worried that their international superstar would be taken into the pit by pigs.After netizens warned the national pigs in turn, they also earnestly educated Bi Xia to stay away from pornography, gambling and drugs. Even Mourinho’s tone in the interview was that if Bi Xia failed, it would be someone else’s fault. Xia Ke is a well-behaved, good-natured player.Mourinho selectively forgot that he was so angry with Bi Xia's clumsy tongue a few days ago, and scolded this little bastard.
The meaning of "others" was too obvious, and the teammates kept getting sour, took advantage of the situation to rob, and yelled for Bi Xia to treat them.Bi Xia happily paid the bill, but there was no alcohol or tobacco on his bill.This is what his teammates admired Bi Xia the most. When he said no to smoking, drinking or indulgence, he really followed through on it meticulously.People tend to respect these guys with extraordinary willpower and self-control.
The Chinese team went to Hong Kong for the top 20 match in a happy mood, eating, drinking and playing.The grouping of the Chinese team in the top 20 is a luxury travel package. The opponents are all tourist attractions and weak, which completely gives the Chinese team a good opportunity to use power for personal gain.
It was the first time for Bi Xia to come to Hong Kong, and it was still a novelty to see all the things mentioned in the primary school textbooks presented before his eyes.Bi Xia still remembers that when Hong Kong returned to China in 97, their county held a chorus competition, and practiced a song over and over again for several months.Although it is very boring, the sense of national pride is overwhelming, and every day is like a chicken blood.
But sometimes certain feelings are just wishful thinking, and a thunderstorm on the ground awakens Bi Xia from a certain feeling.First, at the pre-match press conference, the Hong Kong media restricted the number of mainland media.The Hong Kong media doesn't care what other people think. They treat Bi Xia as nasty, but they look at the locust's face to other players, and they don't hide their snobbery.
Lippi finally calmed down the mentality of the players. Unexpectedly, after stepping into the stadium, there is still a big move waiting for the Chinese team. Hong Kong fans even booed the national anthem before the game.
What the hell!
The soles of the ten players of the Chinese team felt cold, and their hearts were pierced into sieves for air leakage, and they became hard from the cold.Bi Xia has cultivated a pair of eyes for observing the situation abroad. He guessed some aiming from the unfriendly press conference, but he never expected that the Hong Kong fans have money to burn. Tens of thousands of fans spent a lot of money to buy tickets. Just to boo the national football team!
To be honest, under such circumstances, Bi Xia looked at the various naturalized players in the Hong Kong team and the Hong Kong players with their nostrils in the air, and he couldn't feel a little brotherhood.
"Fuck them!"
Amidst Bi Xia's roar, the national football team launched a tsunami-like attack at the beginning.The mainland fans have long held back their anger, and now they see Hong Kong's goal crumbling, and they all cheered with their fists.With Diba's order, all major football and game post bars sought common ground while reserving differences, and took turns blasting the official website of the Hong Kong football team.A large number of netizens also ran over the wall carrying knives, guns and sticks to Facebook to brush up their presence, and the "must die" (k) of Hong Kong extremists was blasted.
Fans around the world watched the enthusiasm of Chinese netizens: Fortunately, China banned Facebook! !
Cooperating with the speed of the netizens, Bi Xia also completed a hat-trick in 15 minutes, and the commentator roared Bi Xia's name, and the mainland fans looked at him gliding all over the field with red eyes.
Bi Xia grinned his white teeth and ran towards the stands of Hong Kong fans, as if the face of a devil was constantly enlarged in the eyes of Hong Kong fans.A pile of sundries fell on the stands, Bi Xia's speed paused, and in the next scene, milk was sprinkled on his face, and banana peels were hanging from his ears...
The laughter of the fans was still stuck in their throats, but the magical laughter of the CCTV commentator ruined the atmosphere, and the embarrassment spread across the country in an instant.
The Chinese fans immediately became irritable, pointing at the Hong Kong fans and cursing the Three Character Classic.
The score determines the temperament, the Hong Kong team was beaten beyond recognition, and the fans here did not have the confidence to fight to the end.Before the game, an arrogant Hong Kong fan covered his face and left silently.
The five-star red flag fluttered in mid-air. After the mainland fans let out a sigh of relief, they beat the drums and shouted in unison, "One more!!! One more!!!"
In the second half, Bi Xia's position was placed at the back. He ran around the field, using passes and catches to communicate with his teammates on the field.The football is lost on the teammate's feet without a pass. Either the pass is too big and it flies out of the boundary, or the brain twitches and rebels and kicks the ball to the opponent.The fluency of the national football team was as poor as the net, and Bi Xia was rushed to death.Bi Xia can only hypnotize that he is on the same ladder as them, slowly grasp the rhythm of his teammates, and focus on assisting aircraft enthusiasts.
The fans looked at Bi Xialei and blacked out the other ten players on the field. Just as the rhythm of the blacks started, the Chinese team scored a goal!And black so-and-so scored!
In the end, the Hong Kong team had no choice but to drink this bottle of Jinliufu.The Hong Kong media were ashamed at the post-match press conference, but if they didn't speak up, it didn't mean that others would forget their aggressiveness before the game.Foreign media will not let go of the Hong Kong fans booing the national anthem. Bi Xia aggressively responded to various provocations with a hand gesture of 6, "Come to the door to find fault, kick back."
The eyeball effect brought by Bi Xia, the most direct consequence is that the next day the global sports news is all about the inappropriate behavior of Hong Kong fans. The photo of Bi Xia standing in the garbage rain makes the atrocities of Hong Kong fans invisible.
The Hong Kong media has always been critical of the mainlanders, wishing to observe the mainlanders with a magnifying glass. They have a lot of experience and forced the whole world to admit that they are inferior to the people in a certain place.Crying for quality every day, FIFA has brought back what some people called high quality with a heavy fine.Even the British papa of some people also spoke, saying that high-quality people leave respect, tolerance and humanistic care, but they are just three cold words.
With this big victory, the national football team broke through the top 20 matches and qualified for the top ten matches in the next year, competing for tickets to the 2014 World Cup.The national football team flew back to Beijing, and when they landed, they were buried in flowers. Every player was surrounded by a group of old men and showed their love enthusiastically.
There are the most girls around Bi Xia, and they are also the most powerful in fighting. The girls who can push the elders aside are not considered delicate.Bi Xia raised his paw to say hello, and the screams of the girls who were shocked by the electric shock could break the roof, and they were so excited that they wanted to pounce on Bi Xia.
Naturally, Bi Xia, who had his own belongings, couldn't let them succeed, and ran out in hiding. As soon as he climbed into the bus, the pig teammates started a pretending meeting.Obviously enjoying this state of popularity, but there are a few who are still pretending to be scared, "Oh, the fans are so crazy, I'm so scared."
"Can you think about the situation after qualifying next year?" Bi Xia asked.
The bus suddenly fell silent, and the pink bubbles slowly overflowed. Some people couldn't help but pat their thighs and laughed happily.From everyone's one-on-one discussion to the celebration banquet at that time, Bi Xia really wanted to grab these people's necks and shake them to wake them up.But thinking that South Korea, Japan and even Australia are waiting to teach the Chinese team to be a good person, Bi Xia silently added fuel to his teammates, "Fame goes down in history, and fame and fortune are close at hand." Burning everyone's ambition to qualify even more some.
Bi Xia ran around with a microphone in his hand, and the European stars would accept interviews seriously because of Bi Xia's sweaty face.Domestic fans lamented once again that it would be good to have a star who can show his hands. In the past, we chased people behind their buttocks and kept smiling faces without getting a glance. Unlike this time, we can interview whoever we want to interview, even famous coaches can be invited. Pointing Jiangshan in front of the camera.
Anyone who knew Bi Xia knew that he was a scumbag in college, and his name was repeatedly listed on the list of failed subjects at the end of the semester.Caught off guard, the English, Italian, Spanish and German that Bi Xia always blurted out in the live broadcast stunned the fans in front of the TV.Many people rubbed their eyeballs to make sure they saw the right person, and handwritten a capitalized word "serve".Some scumbags also ran to Bixia's social platform and stretched out Erkang's hand, persuading him not to leave the ranks of the masses, and sang why it is difficult for a scumbag to be a scumbag.
Bi Xia used his housekeeping skills, and Chinese fans followed suit to enjoy the gluttonous feast of football. The CCTV media was rarely praised by netizens collectively, and the ratings were firmly at the top of the same period. The football program of the sports channel was also popular on Weibo. list.The leader of the channel is even more fortunate to have Bi Xia as a guest, even if his satellite TV uses small fresh meat to grab the ratings and attention, as long as Bi Xia plays the role, one will be worth two.
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In the 2012 European Cup, everyone was unanimously pessimistic about Spain. As a result, the Spanish team passed on and passed on, achieving three consecutive championships and defending the European Cup.On the eve of the European Cup, the Italian Football Association launched a massive gambling investigation. Most of the country's international players were involved.
Bi Xia joked, "The Italian Football Association has a killer weapon, and the anti-drug gambling is a sharp weapon to strengthen the Italian team."
Super Mario Balotelli finally stole Ronaldo's limelight in this World Cup, turning red and purple this summer.This idiot added a lot of comedy to the European Cup, and then became the focus of fans' attention.When the match between Italy and Spain reached 53 minutes, after Balotelli cut off Ramos's ball and entered the penalty area, he suddenly stopped and thought slowly, allowing Ramos to catch up and destroy the ball.
"The door is about to break, but he is walking! You will never understand Bashen's world! Because even he himself does not understand!" The scene of Balotelli's mind wandering on the court immediately triggered heated discussions among netizens. Pictures and jokes take turns.Balotelli was almost ruined by netizens.
When Bi Xia interviewed Balotelli, he sang Balotelli's psychology of thinking about life with a song "The Most Dazzling National Style": "Single-handed empty goal is my love, football flowers are blooming under the feet, what kind of rhythm It is the most rocking, what kind of celebration is the happiest. Ramos chasing back came from behind, there was a sea of chicks in the bar last night; The happiest, what kind of position is the happiest. You are the most beautiful cloud beside my bed, let me keep you with my heart..."
In view of Bi Xia's out-of-tune ecstasy, the audience was stunned after listening to all the songs and didn't realize what he was singing. It was only after someone got the lyrics right that they realized that Bi Xia had adapted "The Most Dazzling National Style".
Balotelli stared at Bi Xia with his big black and white eyes even if he didn't understand, obediently, he couldn't see a trace of arrogance, "I'm glad more than once that Bi Xia didn't enter the entertainment circle, otherwise he would become a blockbuster The singing voice can even eat a bowl of rice."
Bi Xia vomited blood when his good brother stabbed him with a knife. He hooked Balotelli's neck to give him a good look. Balotelli was not an idiot either. He bent his waist and ran away with his big butt.
Balotelli's insanity is beyond description, and over time it has a funny aura. The fans feel happy when they see Balotelli's face, and talk about his stupid things.
Balotelli's nickname is getting louder and louder, who still finds out that Balotelli is actually a very caring and normal person in private!But these days, sanity is an insult to the media.At a time when football desperately needs a star to entertain, the boyish Balotelli on the pitch is the best choice.
When Balotelli can score, the laughter of the fans is naturally joyful and kind.Once he plays abnormally, the fans who have been entertained by him can blacken him into coal and spray him into a dog without the media taking the wind.
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Bi Xia was praised by the Chinese people for being the host, but Cassie's girlfriend Sara did not have such luck.Because of the lack of professional knowledge in football, Sarah has been criticized by the outside world, and she can't get rid of the reputation of relying on her boyfriend.Then this time in the European Cup, she made even more low-level mistakes. She, who had been watching the game from the sidelines, didn't even remember that Iniesta took a penalty kick in the penalty shootout.After the game, after asking Iniesta a series of questions, Sarah's brain suddenly short-circuited, and she asked Iniesta a question that made the latter laugh: "If it is possible, do you wish you could do it yourself?" Participate in a penalty shootout?"
Facing such a ridiculous problem, Iniestan could only respond with a distorted smile: "Well, in fact, I have already taken one penalty, which is the team's second penalty kick..."
Sala's carelessness triggered heated discussions on Spanish social networks, and once again became the object of ridicule by Spanish fans. Netizens scolded him for being out of his mind.The Catalan media even ridiculed Cassie's superficial vision, saying that Sara likes to tell stories, likes to build a stage centered on herself to show off, and said "I want to be popular" all over her face.
The fans made up all kinds of jokes to satirize the beautiful host. Bi Xia had a great time watching it. After watching it, he didn’t forget to switch careers and become a porter. He shared Sarah’s embarrassing stories with his friends bit by bit. He was as happy as a mouse .
You can't make trouble when you are a human being, just after Bi Xia laughed at Sara, she was stabbed by this woman who had watched too many palace fights.First, the "World Sports Daily" reported that according to people familiar with the matter, Bixia was dissatisfied with sharing the ball with Ronaldo and forced the coach to force him. "Marca" was obviously dissatisfied with the calmness of Real Madrid, and reprinted this report unwilling to be lonely. However, considering that he would continue to mess around in Madrid, "Marca" praised Bi Xia after he was blacked out to death. "Marca" relied on the two gold-lettered signs of Real Madrid and internal strife to earn enough gimmicks.
After being splashed with dirty water on Bixia, "Marca" resorted to a series of tricks again, and the shocking headline was printed on the cover: "Heinous!" Next to it is a photo of Mourinho playing with a sullen face. The spearhead was aimed directly at Mourinho.
"Isn't Marca our mouthpiece?" Bi Xia was dumbfounded by Marca's shameless rebellion. The Daily YY and World YY next door are so powerful, and they dedicatedly compiled a lot of fake news related to Real Madrid every day. Ash is weak compared to them
"Marca is a neutral media, and the mouthpiece is not enough, but it is the Madrid media, and it is natural to report on the Madrid team. Moreover, their editor-in-chief also said that because Real Madrid is the most watched, they report more. In fact, Marca and Real Madrid are Mutual use." Mourinho analyzed the color of Madrid's media, "Aspen is a mouthpiece, but it is not as influential as Marca."
Following various clues revealed by the media, Sara's suspicion gradually surfaced.Last season, Sarah used her media contacts to insinuate some things.Every time Sara did it, Bi Xia openly teased Sara in the locker room.With Cassie as a peacemaker, although Bixia and Sara did not like each other, they did not make any jokes.But this time Sara was playing tricks, calling names and tearing apart, and Bi Xia was on fire.
"Take care of your woman's mouth." The text message Bi Xia sent to Cassie was full of gunpowder.Out of guilt towards Ye Mingyu, Cassie still kept silent. After Sara knew about it, it was useless to scold Cassie, and the whole family was not at peace.
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Behind the media turmoil is an undercurrent in the locker room.
The state of the main force fluctuates, and the substitute grows enough to stand alone. The strength of the two is equal and Mourinho has more choices and combinations.The crisis of the main force is spreading, the substitutes are ready to go, and the gang formation in the locker room is no longer limited to Portuguese and Spanish.In view of the deep love between Bixia and Mourinho, everyone wants to win him over, but they are afraid of Mourinho's methods.
After Bi Xia noticed the problem in the locker room, he tried to bridge the gap between the new and old players, but some teammates looked down on his ambiguous position and were turned off by his sloppy behavior.
Guti took Bi Xia aside and sprayed on his face for an hour, telling him to just play football and avoid the muddy water in the locker room.Guti scorned Bixia's survival skills in the locker room, and Bixia said a few words in exchange for a few big slaps.Under the coercion of Guti cursing and kicking, Bixia consciously stayed away from the southeast and northwest wind in the locker room. After becoming a lone ranger, he found that Long Ge (Alonso) was his role model.
As the engine of Real Madrid, Brother Long kept a low profile in the locker room, but no big boss dared to take him lightly.Brother Long has a tall and handsome face, but the product is not the right version. Under the politically handsome appearance hides a heart that is so boring.
Think about how Long Ge showed off a photo of himself on the Nou Camp after winning Barcelona in an away game last season.This move is extremely literary and artistic, and seeing a pair of sneakers sticking out unnaturally in the huge and empty Camp Nou stadium, it is obvious that Long Ge feels comfortable.In fact, the inside is full of domineering, as if to say: "I am idle, I suddenly ran to the Nou Camp, went to the stands to sing a ditty, left a selfie with bare feet to post on Weibo, and won the game after playing. .”
Recalling Ozil's fall, he wanted to get up, but Brother Long pressed him on the turf. Brother Long could still look down at Ozil with a sad face, raised his eyes and glared at the opposing player accusingly, and the referee who ran over I was deceived by Brother Long's shameless acting skills.
After replaying Brother Long's deeds in his mind several times, Xia suddenly became enlightened. It turned out that the white lotus with a black heart inside was his ultimate goal of evolution.When Messi heard Bi Xia's learning experience, he rolled his eyes so much that he could only see the whites of his eyes, "Don't mess around, I will tremble all over if you make a fuss, I'm afraid that you will make a fool of yourself and toss yourself." With an expression that only I can stand your credit.
Bi Xia muttered to himself how could he be so cowardly, he looked back and forth at Messi, his eyes fixed on his stomach which rose and fell with his movements.With a leap of the fish, Bi Xia stretched out a pair of thieves' hands to pinch Messi's belly into different shapes.He raised his face and saw Messi's flamboyant appearance, so he poked Messi's blushing face with the newly grown stubble.
Before Bi Xia could practice the locker room survival skills he had just learned, the media was spreading a word: Ronaldo is not happy!
Ronaldo's casual complaints spread like a plague in the Real Madrid team. Negative emotions exploded like an inflated balloon. Even Brother Long, who was sitting firmly in the locker room, also spoke to the media.Bi Xia, who is Mu Bao, is the focus of the media's frantic pursuit. The paparazzi can't wait to pry his mouth open with a knife, and spit out a little saliva into the frying pan of Real Madrid.Twice, Bi Xia was cornered and almost dragged the grass-mud horse out to greet the eighteen generations of paparazzi.
The media were in a commotion, and the grandchildren in the locker room were also restless.Bi Xia also let his teammates understand that he has a limited IQ and cannot understand those specious words that have turned several corners.Embarrassment and indifference followed, and Bi Xia also had a temper. Seeing that those people didn't take him to play, he packed his luggage and stayed away.He didn't shy away from writing on Twitter that he was dead. He disappeared after burning papers for something, and hid in his home house as an otaku.
People are unlucky enough to drink cold water and get stuffed between their teeth. Bi Xia returned to his hometown and just spent a few days in a comfortable nest.Suddenly, a black shadow climbed into the balcony and pulled down Bixia's undried underwear and stuffed it into his pocket. Bixia was so frightened that he almost lost control of his urine, but a elusive fat cat howled back to Bixia's consciousness, and urgently called 110. Woke up grandpa, grandma and uncles and shouted for help.
Before the police arrived, the young and old men of the whole village first dispatched and caught a crazy fan, a woman.According to the account, the little girl has been squatting at Bixia's house for almost a month after her summer vacation, and when she was bored, she even calculated the optimal route to invade Bixia's villa.After seeing Bi Xia come back, excitedly sneaked all the way to the second floor.
There is such a big commotion here in Bixia that it is impossible to hide it from the media. The domestic media still pay attention to the bottom line.Even if Bi Xia's public relations team refuted the rumors in time, a large number of international fans still buried their heads in picking up the eyeballs that fell out of shock. What about the Chinese women who were promised to be as gentle as water?
When Messi learned of Bi Xia's experience, he made a phone call and scolded Bi Xia for what he deserved, "You fuck! Show me again! I asked you to bring bodyguards over and over again, but you don't want it! I'm not bragging that I can beat 8 men without backache. Your legs are weak, you are being held back by a woman and you almost have a prostate failure!"
Bi Xia was so aggrieved by Messi's yelling that Ai Ai had hoped that Messi would comfort him, but unexpectedly, he not only did not sympathize with what happened to him, but also sent four words to his head and face: take it upon yourself.In the end, Messi was aggrieved, saying that it was Bi Xia who was on the table. In addition to killing the mad bees and butterflies, he also had to worry about Bi Xia playing himself as a fart, and going to be a widow in a good time.
Seeing that Messi was really angry, how could Bi Xia dare to tease him, and signed the unequal treaty humbly, humiliating the country.But in front of Fazeri, he straightened his back and looked like he was in charge of his own affairs. He also boasted to Fazeri that if Messi was disobedient, he would dump him in minutes.
Over the years, Bi Xia has made a lot of money for Fa Zeli, but Fa Zeli feels that Bi Xia is the one who frightened Bi Xia out of his minor problems.When Bi Xia came out to Fa Zeli, Fa Zeli swallowed a bottle of quick-acting heart-relief pills before recovering. When he saw Bi Xia's shy face and asked him to help cover it, he really wanted to step on Bi Xia's shoes mark.After thinking about it again and again, Fazeli was really reluctant to give up this cash cow, so he could only grit his teeth and hold on. After hearing that Bi Xia was attacked at night this time, his hairstyle in the center of the guard was completely bald.
After Bi Xia was disliked by Messi, he was also violently attacked by his cronies, who asked him one by one for Bi Xia's Diary of Death.avi.Balotelli asked sourly, "What does that woman look like?"
"It's a dark mass." In the middle of the night, his eyes were blinded with fright, and he was in the mood to see what the female ghost looked like.
"Lonely man and widow, in the same room, you are attacked at night, and I am cheating at night." Balotelli justly accused this unfair world, and his two big eyes stared maliciously at Bi Xia's crotch, laughing "Hey, can't you..." The ending sounded twists and turns, making Bi Xia want to strangle him to death.
Bi Xia roared inwardly, asking you to talk too much if it’s okay, pretending to be calm, “You can donate your chrysanthemum to see if I can do it.” Balotelli saw Wang, and he smiled slightly, "What happened between you and me shows how important looks really are. Three parts of the sky are destined to depend on hard work, and the remaining ninety percent depends on looks..."
Balotelli's eyes were almost blinded by Bixia's mysterious smile, and his rebuttal was nothing more than stabbing Bixia twice in the online game.Bixia's number lay dead on the ground, and watched Balotelli put all the treasures into his pocket without a single hair left.Suffering such shame and humiliation, Bixia was so angry that he called all his friends to chase and kill Balotelli, and Balotelli was so frightened that he never dared to play this game again.
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The news of Bi Xia's return to China was leaked, and various announcements and invitations came pouring in, but Bi Xia was not ashamed enough to refuse them all.Besides, he is a man with companions, no longer a bachelor who feeds the whole family by himself.Bi Xia pretended to lament the difficulty of supporting the family with Messi, and before Messi revealed the savings figure to stimulate his self-esteem, Bi Xia had the foresight to hang up the video, cleaned up neatly and brought his agent and assistant with him. And the bodyguards set off aggressively.
Everywhere Bi Xia went was crowded with fans, and when his vocal cords trembled, there were countless screams.He was really frightened by the night raider that night. When the girl rushed towards him with her arms waving, Bi Xia subconsciously hid behind the bodyguards, and the fans present were stunned for a while as she was afraid to avoid it.
Afraid of being branded scum, Bi Xia shielded his chest with both hands, "The shadow left by chastity."
Everyone was amused, and the awkward atmosphere was swept away.When Bi Xia was interviewed, he said that when fans climbed into his room, he was still terrified, "At that moment, it was true that the other party was robbing money and sex, but I was even more afraid when I thought about it later. If I was in extreme fear To solve the opponent violently, do you want to go to the rooftop of the prison for a change of scenery?"
Bi Xia also demonstrated on the spot that he kicked a football, and the straightforward violence sent a chill down the spine of the people present and shocked some fans and paparazzi who were about to move.
Over the years, Bi Xia refused to put his private life in the public eye, and the public's desire for private voyeurism was far from being satisfied.Bishop believes that the best driver of public demand is scarcity rather than overexposure.This made him a hot topic as long as he made a little move. The major TV stations were trying their best to win Bi Xia's variety show for the first time, but the sky-high appearance fees he spent in the past failed to make Bi Xia raise his eyelids.
The directors of the local stations whispered in private that Bixia was a freak, and went to do free labor for the Chinese Super League and the National Primary and Secondary School League without paying a penny.While many fans were fortunate enough to hear the passionate live commentary, provinces without a Chinese Super League team complained that they could not support a Chinese Super League team in such a large province.The fans ran to the ladder league to push their teams to the Super League when they had nothing to do. All of a sudden, under the spontaneous organization of the fans, the promotion of the Super League in various provinces was in full swing.
When encountering a national team match, Bi Xia put on a red jersey to check the statistics, and the other players followed suit to enjoy the win.When Bi Xia was busy with La Liga matches, the performance of the national football team gradually stabilized, focusing on losing for 30 years.The fans hated it, except for biting people on the Internet, it seems that there is nothing they can do about the national football team.
Bi Xia returned to the national team, drank a certain domestic milk, got excited, opened his mouth and read a poem made by a netizen in anger, "Not every kind of milk is called Milk Deluxe, and not every team is called Special Energy Loser." .”
After all, the national football team are not dead pigs. After blushing for a while, they talked to Bi Xia.More than one player feels that the national football team seems to have been demoted. No matter how good they are in the Chinese Super League, as long as they enter the national team, they will be delirious and sleepwalking.
The players also like Bi Xia's return to the team. First, there is a stable scoring point, and second, there is no endless debate about whether to copy the Evergrande model or the optimal combination.Under the premise of Bi Xia, the opinions of all parties are unprecedentedly unified, and public opinion is also harmonious: the general policy of the national team is to unite around Bi Xia.
Apart from sometimes hating his teammates for being possessed by decrepit spirits and playing football too much, Bi Xia loves to talk nonsense with the players of the national team.Compared with Real Madrid, the country's locker room is a pediatric department, and Bi Xia doesn't have to worry about being twisted and misunderstood again and again.And he has been abroad for a long time, and he especially likes to listen to domestic anecdotes. After getting to know him well, his teammates know that he has a tight mouth. If he has a little gossip, he will show off with him. Sometimes he can’t stop chatting and invites friends to have dinner .
The media has photographed several times the national team appearing shoulder-to-shoulder in the entertainment venue. When they saw Bi Xia, netizens were worried that their international superstar would be taken into the pit by pigs.After netizens warned the national pigs in turn, they also earnestly educated Bi Xia to stay away from pornography, gambling and drugs. Even Mourinho’s tone in the interview was that if Bi Xia failed, it would be someone else’s fault. Xia Ke is a well-behaved, good-natured player.Mourinho selectively forgot that he was so angry with Bi Xia's clumsy tongue a few days ago, and scolded this little bastard.
The meaning of "others" was too obvious, and the teammates kept getting sour, took advantage of the situation to rob, and yelled for Bi Xia to treat them.Bi Xia happily paid the bill, but there was no alcohol or tobacco on his bill.This is what his teammates admired Bi Xia the most. When he said no to smoking, drinking or indulgence, he really followed through on it meticulously.People tend to respect these guys with extraordinary willpower and self-control.
The Chinese team went to Hong Kong for the top 20 match in a happy mood, eating, drinking and playing.The grouping of the Chinese team in the top 20 is a luxury travel package. The opponents are all tourist attractions and weak, which completely gives the Chinese team a good opportunity to use power for personal gain.
It was the first time for Bi Xia to come to Hong Kong, and it was still a novelty to see all the things mentioned in the primary school textbooks presented before his eyes.Bi Xia still remembers that when Hong Kong returned to China in 97, their county held a chorus competition, and practiced a song over and over again for several months.Although it is very boring, the sense of national pride is overwhelming, and every day is like a chicken blood.
But sometimes certain feelings are just wishful thinking, and a thunderstorm on the ground awakens Bi Xia from a certain feeling.First, at the pre-match press conference, the Hong Kong media restricted the number of mainland media.The Hong Kong media doesn't care what other people think. They treat Bi Xia as nasty, but they look at the locust's face to other players, and they don't hide their snobbery.
Lippi finally calmed down the mentality of the players. Unexpectedly, after stepping into the stadium, there is still a big move waiting for the Chinese team. Hong Kong fans even booed the national anthem before the game.
What the hell!
The soles of the ten players of the Chinese team felt cold, and their hearts were pierced into sieves for air leakage, and they became hard from the cold.Bi Xia has cultivated a pair of eyes for observing the situation abroad. He guessed some aiming from the unfriendly press conference, but he never expected that the Hong Kong fans have money to burn. Tens of thousands of fans spent a lot of money to buy tickets. Just to boo the national football team!
To be honest, under such circumstances, Bi Xia looked at the various naturalized players in the Hong Kong team and the Hong Kong players with their nostrils in the air, and he couldn't feel a little brotherhood.
"Fuck them!"
Amidst Bi Xia's roar, the national football team launched a tsunami-like attack at the beginning.The mainland fans have long held back their anger, and now they see Hong Kong's goal crumbling, and they all cheered with their fists.With Diba's order, all major football and game post bars sought common ground while reserving differences, and took turns blasting the official website of the Hong Kong football team.A large number of netizens also ran over the wall carrying knives, guns and sticks to Facebook to brush up their presence, and the "must die" (k) of Hong Kong extremists was blasted.
Fans around the world watched the enthusiasm of Chinese netizens: Fortunately, China banned Facebook! !
Cooperating with the speed of the netizens, Bi Xia also completed a hat-trick in 15 minutes, and the commentator roared Bi Xia's name, and the mainland fans looked at him gliding all over the field with red eyes.
Bi Xia grinned his white teeth and ran towards the stands of Hong Kong fans, as if the face of a devil was constantly enlarged in the eyes of Hong Kong fans.A pile of sundries fell on the stands, Bi Xia's speed paused, and in the next scene, milk was sprinkled on his face, and banana peels were hanging from his ears...
The laughter of the fans was still stuck in their throats, but the magical laughter of the CCTV commentator ruined the atmosphere, and the embarrassment spread across the country in an instant.
The Chinese fans immediately became irritable, pointing at the Hong Kong fans and cursing the Three Character Classic.
The score determines the temperament, the Hong Kong team was beaten beyond recognition, and the fans here did not have the confidence to fight to the end.Before the game, an arrogant Hong Kong fan covered his face and left silently.
The five-star red flag fluttered in mid-air. After the mainland fans let out a sigh of relief, they beat the drums and shouted in unison, "One more!!! One more!!!"
In the second half, Bi Xia's position was placed at the back. He ran around the field, using passes and catches to communicate with his teammates on the field.The football is lost on the teammate's feet without a pass. Either the pass is too big and it flies out of the boundary, or the brain twitches and rebels and kicks the ball to the opponent.The fluency of the national football team was as poor as the net, and Bi Xia was rushed to death.Bi Xia can only hypnotize that he is on the same ladder as them, slowly grasp the rhythm of his teammates, and focus on assisting aircraft enthusiasts.
The fans looked at Bi Xialei and blacked out the other ten players on the field. Just as the rhythm of the blacks started, the Chinese team scored a goal!And black so-and-so scored!
In the end, the Hong Kong team had no choice but to drink this bottle of Jinliufu.The Hong Kong media were ashamed at the post-match press conference, but if they didn't speak up, it didn't mean that others would forget their aggressiveness before the game.Foreign media will not let go of the Hong Kong fans booing the national anthem. Bi Xia aggressively responded to various provocations with a hand gesture of 6, "Come to the door to find fault, kick back."
The eyeball effect brought by Bi Xia, the most direct consequence is that the next day the global sports news is all about the inappropriate behavior of Hong Kong fans. The photo of Bi Xia standing in the garbage rain makes the atrocities of Hong Kong fans invisible.
The Hong Kong media has always been critical of the mainlanders, wishing to observe the mainlanders with a magnifying glass. They have a lot of experience and forced the whole world to admit that they are inferior to the people in a certain place.Crying for quality every day, FIFA has brought back what some people called high quality with a heavy fine.Even the British papa of some people also spoke, saying that high-quality people leave respect, tolerance and humanistic care, but they are just three cold words.
With this big victory, the national football team broke through the top 20 matches and qualified for the top ten matches in the next year, competing for tickets to the 2014 World Cup.The national football team flew back to Beijing, and when they landed, they were buried in flowers. Every player was surrounded by a group of old men and showed their love enthusiastically.
There are the most girls around Bi Xia, and they are also the most powerful in fighting. The girls who can push the elders aside are not considered delicate.Bi Xia raised his paw to say hello, and the screams of the girls who were shocked by the electric shock could break the roof, and they were so excited that they wanted to pounce on Bi Xia.
Naturally, Bi Xia, who had his own belongings, couldn't let them succeed, and ran out in hiding. As soon as he climbed into the bus, the pig teammates started a pretending meeting.Obviously enjoying this state of popularity, but there are a few who are still pretending to be scared, "Oh, the fans are so crazy, I'm so scared."
"Can you think about the situation after qualifying next year?" Bi Xia asked.
The bus suddenly fell silent, and the pink bubbles slowly overflowed. Some people couldn't help but pat their thighs and laughed happily.From everyone's one-on-one discussion to the celebration banquet at that time, Bi Xia really wanted to grab these people's necks and shake them to wake them up.But thinking that South Korea, Japan and even Australia are waiting to teach the Chinese team to be a good person, Bi Xia silently added fuel to his teammates, "Fame goes down in history, and fame and fortune are close at hand." Burning everyone's ambition to qualify even more some.
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