football fanatic

, These words once made the knees of Real Madrid fans hurt.

Tens of thousands of Real Madrid fans poured into the Bernabéu for Real Madrid's first home game after the Ballon d'Or.Under the dazzling daylight, every inch of the Golden Globes is as intoxicating as a poppy.

Real Madrid fans challenged Barcelona from a distance: a new generation replaces the old, and the old is forgotten.

Bassa glanced at him: the man looks like a wretched mouse gaze, and once he succeeds, he will be rampant.

If Real Madrid and Barcelona get together for nothing, they will fight, whoever has faster hands and better eyes, first sees the way the enemy wraps his crotch, and then stretches out his hand to tear the opponent's belt.Bi Xia and Messi are the vanguards of Real Madrid and Barcelona loyalists. Their role is like Huang Zitao, the national defense hero who is active in the Chinese Internet. When they are released, they are suppressed by firepower, and they are used to talk endlessly with force.

In the eyes of passers-by, Bi Xia is very busy every day, busy comparing his performance with those who are in the military, rushing to tear up his historical status with those who have retired, and his daily life is either revealed by someone in the know that he has a crush on a certain female star or a certain beautiful woman publicly expresses his love.Fortunately, netizens can't control the people in the three-dimensional, otherwise Bi Xia would not be able to escape the ending of death from overwork.

At the 2014 Golden Globe Awards ceremony, after Bi Xia and Messi officially released candy, the face-slapping cp couple was filled with a sadomasochistic relationship with deep national hatred and family hatred, and Xi Xia cp maxed out After entering the circle of friends, he once again contracted the love chicken soup hero that men will be silent when they watch it, and women will cry when they see it.

After reading it, Bi Xia silently clicked the fork, shook off the goosebumps, and mysteriously called Messi, "There are guests coming from home this weekend, pack up and come over early."

Messi was aroused by Bi Xia's deliberately low voice, "Who is it?"

"you guess?"

"Your family?" Messi saw that Bi Xia meant that he wanted to take him to meet his parents, and the hand holding the phone was sweating nervously, and his heartbeat seemed to reach Bi Xia's ears.

"No."

Messi's disappointment was beyond words. On the TV in the downstairs living room, the hero and heroine were yelling at each other heart-piercingly. The source of the quarrel made Messi feel a sense of crisis, "Ex-girlfriend?"

Bi Xia convinced Messi, "No."

Messi just breathed a sigh of relief, thinking of a bad example in the Real Madrid dressing room, and gritted his teeth when thinking of some possibility, "You illegitimate child?"

Bi Xia was infuriated by Messi Reg, and it took him a long time to find his words, "No, it's Mourinho." Thinking of the nightly nightmares of being pecked by Mr. Bi Xia in the past two days, Bi Xia was terrified, and a lot of hair fell out as soon as he grabbed it .

Messi gasped, and his voice was so frightened that he screamed, "He found out!" Hearing Bi Xia's answer, Messi's face turned pale. He was not afraid of seeing Bi Xia's friends or family members, but his inexplicable fear Mourinho always felt like he was waiting to be judged by him.

When Messi stood in front of Mourinho with the fearless spirit of generosity to die, the latter's eyes were like rakes, cutting Messi from the outside to the inside.Even after several days of digestion, Mourinho's heart is still churning with monstrous waves, wishing he could drown the little man in front of him.Mourinho admits that Messi is currently the best player in the combination of man and ball, but other than that, he doesn't see Messi has any qualifications to make Bixia fans all kinds of meat and vegetables.

Although Mourinho is Bixia's most valued elder, it is a male instinct to swear a spouse's sovereignty by enclosing land. Messi looked back unwilling to be outdone. Knowing that the opponent is a strong enemy, you can only outsmart them if you cannot confront them head-on.

Mourinho's arrogance hides a murderous look. After all, he is in the old Jianghu who has been on the battlefield for decades. After confronting each other for a long time, Messi's thighs trembled unbearably, and he almost wanted to run away first. .

Bi Xia couldn't see it, and grabbed Messi's hand to play rogue with her husband, "It doesn't matter whether you accept it or not, we are together anyway."

Bixia suddenly lost seven or eight years of age, like an impulsive teenager controlled by hormones. Mourinho put his hands on his hips and stared at him several times.Although he always reminded himself to be a kind father, Mourinho's face was as black as the bottom of a pot when he saw Messi who came out from behind Bi Xia. Xia's ass.

Bi Xia covered his buttocks and yelled at the injustice. It was fine to be beaten up by his old father-in-law at Messi's house, and it was Messi's turn to eat a meal of roasted pork when he returned to his own territory.

Messi was so moved by Bi Xia's humility that he didn't know where to pour out a bowl of high-end dog food for him when he was eating.Mourinho also felt that Bi Xia should be taught a lesson, and it was more to his liking for Messi to play the black face, as if he could see the two bastards arguing and breaking up in the next second.

Mourinho and Messi, who were still in a cat-and-mouse relationship just now, were talking and laughing at the dinner table. From the La Liga Champions League to the European economic recession, it was difficult for the two big figures who worried about the country and the people to care about Bi Xia's food. I specially remind Bi Xia that this is the best dog food, with excellent taste and nutrition.

Bi Xia really wanted to use a fork to turn the four eyeballs of the two people opposite them into candied haws.

Mourinho and Messi pretended to have a big meal with a stomachache, and then gave Messi a copy of the twelve principles of communication, which were more stringent than the three obediences and four virtues in ancient China.Bixia held Mourinho's arm and hugged him and called him his father. Mourinho curled his mouth at Messi with a malicious smile: You can give Bixia dog food, and I can formulate Mu's for you. According to the code of husband and wife, the status of the family is obvious.

Seeing that Mourinho was about to leave, Messi's steps were jumping. Mourinho shook hands with Messi in a gentlemanly way, and did not forget to give him a long-term look.Meixi's heart sank suddenly, she did not have a Chinese mother-in-law in the legend, but met a sleazy father, and what was aggrieved was that this was her own.

Bi Xia leaned against the door and said goodbye to his husband. Seeing that the scarf around his neck was twisted into a mess, Bi Xia hurried forward to take off the scarf for Mourinho and tie it up again.

Mourinho wrapped up his down jacket and left. Bixia looked at his bloated figure and shouted, "Look at you, you look like a grandfather from the back, so don't worry about anything." It's enough for a lover to have me alone, what? Hazard and Oscar went all the way.

Bi Xia didn't have the guts to shout out the latter sentence, it was not an obvious admission that he had a small belly, and that he could not see that Mr. was being kind to others.If my husband finds out, he will definitely use this as a excuse to laugh at himself for the rest of his life.

Mourinho sat in the car, turned around and saw Bixia paralyzed on Messi, insisting that the little man drag him back to the house.The days when Mourinho was working as a small translator in Barcelona flashed like a revolving lantern in Mourinho's mind.

Mourinho suddenly envied Bixia and Messi, young is good, anything is possible in the future, as long as you don’t lack courage, just do it.

Mourinho was photographed returning to Madrid. He felt that there was no need to avoid visiting Bi Xia, and he sold Bi Xia to please the media and fans.

"I don't know what it's like for others to win the Golden Globe Award for the first time. Bi Xia has taught me a lot. No matter what I do when I stay at home, I have to hold the Golden Globe. I eat and watch the Golden Globe for dinner, and sleep with the Golden Globe in my arms." Balls, even when going to the bathroom, you have to squat in the pit with the golden ball..."

Bi Xia complained: Mr. used exaggerated rhetorical techniques.

It's a pity that the brain hole of netizens has no lower limit after Mourinho opened it up. Someone went to Bi Xia's Twitter and asked Bi Xia, when you masturbate, do you have to look at the golden ball to get hard?

Bi Xia watched helplessly that the fans who had followed him for many years were defiled all the way, and could never regain the trust between people.

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The summer of 2014 was destined to be a paradise for Germany. Bayern fought hard to get rid of the hat of the second in the millennium and won the first Bundesliga triple crown.After 24 years, Germany won the World Cup in Brazil.

The joy of the winner will naturally be accompanied by the tears of the loser.Argentina was brutally defeated by Germany in the World Cup in Brazil. After the game, Messi stepped up to the stands to receive the runner-up medal. When he passed the rostrum with the Hercules Cup, he stopped expressionlessly and stared seriously at the place that made his soul cry. The dreaming trophy, once so close to him, was only one step away, but now this step is so far away.

A year later, Messi once again led the Argentine team to the Copa America final, but the result was equally bitter. Messi still failed to reflect his own shadow on the trophy, and passed the trophy again.He could only walk by the trophy for two consecutive times in a year. Apart from himself, Messi knew the bitterness in his heart, and only Bi Xia, who was hidden in the stands, could empathize with him.

Some people say that Messi failed to score a goal in the knockout round. Many people follow suit and think they have caught Messi's black spot, saying that he left Xiaobai and Harvey is a waste.It was the Spanish media that launched the general attack on Messi, to be precise, the Madrid media. They said that Messi was "a few light years away from Maradona."

"Messi wins a suspected best player award for failing to bring the World Cup back to his home country," wrote Pravda.

"Aspen" newspaper said: "The game proved Messi's leadership, he created danger again and again."

The voices of Mei Xi became waves, even his own people did not let Messi go, and the Catalan media also disliked him for taking a walk in the game.The most surprising thing is that Mourinho actually spoke for Messi and suddenly became the person who understands Messi best in the world.

"I don't think Messi needs to do anything to prove that he is an epoch-making player. The national team is different from the club. In the club, you have time to train and grind. In the national team you have to sacrifice for it. Everyone in the national team is always secondary. Role, because the first is always the national team itself. So Messi is a role model. He played in a position that did not belong to him in the World Cup. The Argentine team’s style of play does not allow Messi to move in the most comfortable area. Because of this, Messi has earned my respect."

Mourinho frightened Barcelona from coal black to coal blowing, and they all felt that the little translator was holding back bad moves.In fact, they thought too much, and Mourini simply couldn't bear to see his family being bullied.

Coincidentally, Adidas, who had long been unhappy with the Nike trademark of the Barcelona jersey, jumped out at the right time and said that it would provide half of the funds for the team that bought Messi.The media stared at Chelsea at a glance, and Mourinho's abnormality was also reasonably explained. Abramovich wanted to buy Messi.

The Barcelona executives are vigilant and excited at the same time. This year, Barcelona is empty of the four major players. Messi is questioned by most people and has passed his peak. If he is abolished, the summer of 14 is undoubtedly the best time to shoot Messi.But the brains of Barcelona's top executives are not all water, they rejected the offers from the local tyrants, and chose to renew the contract with Messi.And broken car fans look back at this year, this is the closest time Messi has been to Stamford Bridge, and it is also the last year that Mourinho and Chelsea stand side by side.

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Messi is slowly approaching the age of 30. For him, the 2018 World Cup in Russia may be one of the few opportunities.

Every time Messi sighed at the photo of the Hercules Cup, Bi Xia let him look at himself for comfort. His Hercules Cup can only be entrusted to vote for a good family in his next life.

Bi Xia and Messi, a young couple who share the same disease, are equally honored by the club, but the results of the national team competition have always been a flaw in their careers.

In the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, China overfulfilled the task of scoring a goal, scoring a point, and winning a game. It became the biggest dark horse in the World Cup that year. It broke through the group stage and became the only Asian team that remained in the top [-]. .

People all over the country welcomed the extension of the football watching holiday, and the leaders of the Football Association mobilized collectively. The mighty people chartered a special plane and flew to Brazil to watch the quarter-finals. Now every step forward by the Chinese team is a new history.At this point, no one in the national football team is satisfied with being a green leaf. They all want to seize the opportunity to show off in the World Cup, and sleep dreaming of becoming famous overnight.

In the quarter-finals, they encountered Argentina, a traditional strong opponent. The national football team was defeated before the battle. The national football team was very conscious of the big gift package. Under the hopeless promotion, the waves made a lot of money. Bixia, who was pitted, was a full-back for a while, and a striker for a while. The front and back courts were out of touch. Sometimes we have to go to the midfield.

After more than 80 minutes of the game, Bi Xia only ran a few steps, and suddenly felt very unwell, and his whole body developed symptoms of nausea.Bi Xia bowed his head and went to the sidelines to vomit a bit, until finally his mouth smelled of swill.Bi Xia supported his knees with his hands, bent slightly, looked up at his teammate's distorted face with excitement, and once felt so uncomfortable that he wanted to cry.

Messi raised his hand to signal a timeout for the game, and he ran to the bench to get water and then rushed to Bi Xia's side.Bi Xia desperately poured water to suppress the nausea.Messi couldn't bear to hug Bi Xia, patted him on the back, and said comfortingly, "It's not that I'm pregnant, but you are." Trick him with a pregnant meme.

Bi Xia consulted about related issues because he was worried about Messi. If it is not for physical reasons, the vomiting can only be said to be a mental problem, caused by stress.

Messi is also in the World Cup, and he has personally experienced the tremendous mental pressure of the World Cup.When Messi is invisible, Argentine fans can count on other players.Except for Bi Xia, the fans of the Chinese team can't see hope. These international players are like undercover agents sent by Argentina in the past, but they still coquettishly think that they will become the center of world football.

Under the consolation of his lover, Bi Xia returned to normal, and pretended to be exhausted, asking Messi to help him back to the stadium.Messi has nothing to do with the coquettish Bi Xia. The back of him supporting Bi Xia is said to be high-spirited and upright, with a big heart.

Messi's kindness obviously did not pay off, and once again perfectly interpreted the fable of the farmer and the snake.

An Argentine attack was cleared by the Chinese team's backcourt. The ball bounced and jumped and flew towards Argentina's half.Bi Xia caught up with the ball. At this time, there was already an Argentine defender beside him, and the position of the ball was very biased, very far to the right.But Bi Xia made an unimaginable decision. He didn't stop the ball, kicked the ball directly to the right side of the penalty area and volleyed the goal. The ball was played extremely wonderfully, with a heavy force, just passing the palm of the Argentine goalkeeper, and then fell at a high speed. , directly broke the door.

The Chinese fans, who had been depressed for 10 minutes, finally waited for their moment. Although the Chinese team lost 4:1 to Argentina, Bi Xia's fairy ball saved some face for Chinese football.

The leaders who ran here express dissatisfaction with the results. They did not come to Brazil to watch a lost knockout match.

"I can't guarantee to win every game at Real Madrid."

Bi Xia's retort made him bear the anger of the leaders alone, and his goal award was deducted for disobeying the team management.But the Chinese team still has to rely on Bi Xia to achieve results, and the advertisements and jerseys can only be sold based on his face. The leaders really dare not do anything to Bi Xia except to shake their official prestige.

In the final of the Asian Cup the following year, the Chinese team's eagerness for quick success and quick profit again performed abnormally. Bi Xiahong evened the score with eyes wide open, and dragged Japan into overtime with difficulty.But at this time, both teams had problems. From time to time, some people had leg cramps, and only Bi Xia could see a little bit of speed.The fans were worried, and many girls couldn't help crying.

After various considerations, the defenders of the Japanese team surrounded Bi Xia without doing anything, and they understood that without Bi Xia, they would not give up their persistence in jerking off if you pulled the Chinese team to the empty goal.

After a fierce battle for 120 minutes, Bi Xia had tinnitus and dizziness, and was spread out on the turf.The team doctor circled around him, handed him water for massage, and encouraged him to persevere and persevere.

The sweat turned into rain, and the pain in the eyes made Bi Xia want to cry but had no tears. Four years ago, in the same Asian Cup, the tragic penalty shootout between China and South Korea is still vivid in my mind.The Chinese team lacks the big heart to fight to the death, and the national footballers are not mentally strong enough to take on penalty shootouts, so Bi Xia is almost certain that the national football team will kneel at every point.

Sure enough, when the penalty kick lined up, few international players dared to stand up. After being praised by the fans as heroes for a while, they were afraid that they would be hit back like a bear by a life-and-death penalty kick.

Bi Xia was the first to go to the penalty spot, lived up to expectations, withstood the huge pressure, and scored a beautiful penalty kick into the net.

But the Chinese team only has one Bi Xia, so nothing can happen after all.After the Chinese team missed the second penalty kick, the momentum of the entire team collapsed, and the Asian Cup champion was handed over to Japan.

Aggrieved by losing in international competitions one after another, Bi Xia dropped his jersey in the locker room and sat there with his head buried in his head. Seeing this, the others were silent and shrank like a quail, afraid of being swept by Bi Xia's typhoon tail.

Bi Xia knows the level of his teammates, and being able to reach the Asian Cup final is the result of everyone's hard work.He rubbed his face, raised his head and smiled at his teammates, encouraging, "Come again next time."

When Bi Xia came to the stage to receive the runner-up medal, he bowed his head all the way.Bi Xia bit his lip, swallowed the fishy smell so that he didn't have too much nostalgia for the trophy.As soon as the awards ceremony was over, Bi Xia quickly took off the medals around his neck and left in a hurry without even glancing at the Asian Cup championship trophy in the hands of the Japanese players next to him. .

The Chinese team regretted losing the Asian Cup, and the global media were sighing for Bi Xia. The direct competitors, Japan and South Korea, even wanted to put Bi Xia on their own national jerseys. The sour gas went straight to the sky: Why does China have such good players!

Fortunately, no matter how good a player is, he can't escape the killing knife of time. By the time of the 2018 World Cup and the 2019 Asian Cup, Bi Xia is already [-], and his status is unknown. .

The leaders of the Football Association are very good at planning ahead. After the Asian Cup, a voiceover came out, saying that Bi Xiamu had no discipline, disobeyed the organization, played big names, was a ball bully that endangered the team, and was a cancer that hindered the development of young international players.

Under the premise of the political correctness of who can lose to Japan, a handful of fans made a fool of Bi Xia with the attitude that everyone is drunk and I am alone. Otherwise, how can I explain that Japan has won several times before, only in the Asian Cup final lost?Some people pointed out that the national football team is mentally disturbed when it comes to key battles. If the national football team has a strong psychological quality, it will not win the reputation of the king of friendly matches, and it has fallen under the curse of qualifying for a draw many times.The sunspots all farted as mainstream opinions, covered their ears and shouted that I would not listen.

Fortunately, Bi Xia's desperate struggle was seen by the vast majority of Chinese fans. Instead of cursing the runner-up of the Asian Cup, they celebrated this hard-won honor with joy.

Unlike the Football Association's blind optimism about the future, fans are more aware that behind the enthusiasm of the Chinese Super League is the hype of money. The cost of blindly chasing big names in foreign aid in the transfer market is the disintegration of the youth training system.In recent years, China has indeed gone out to many talented players, and there are many young players who have entered the youth training of giants, but very few have left the post of water dispenser administrator.There are even some who can't bear the hardship of being on the bench in foreign clubs, crying and shouting to return to China, and use their status as overseas students to earn high salaries and become young models in domestic clubs.

Bi Xia was still in his prime, and the Football Association was busy killing donkeys. Fans sneered at the actions of some leaders of the Football Association, and left messages on the official website. If there is a next game, don’t recruit Bi Xia, just rely on what you say The young generation who came out of blue won a try.

Not only did the fans not buy it, but Bi Xia's teammates also vouched for Bi Xia's character.Those who are accustomed to eating hot and spicy food are willing to turn back and eat bran and drink water. The national footballers are reluctant to let the Football Association do anything wrong to ruin the great situation of the national football team.And after the Football Association is de-administrative, the threats from those leaders are nothing.